Tale of 2 Big Boys

by ScarFox9700

First published

Note: The following story was originally a collaboration story between Myself, and now ex-user, "An Iowa Class Battleship", featuring our own war trains; "4-8-8-4", and the Battleship Express in this canon sequel to "Tracks Backwards" of the "Battleship Express Series", and the loose semi-canon sequel to the now-deleted (but still accessible via FIMFetch.Com) "Rails of Destruction", but due to Iowa abandoning me, and this whole project without any warning, or explanation, and then deleting his account, again without warning, or explanation, it's now being written by Myself, and my good friend Terry the Human

Disclaimer: There will be MAJOR spoilers for "Rails of Destruction" and "The Battleship Express Saga" up until this story, so if you haven't read the prequels, and/or are eagerly waiting for Iowa to finish up "RoD", please refrain from reading this story if you don't want any spoilers. Also, please keep in mind that this story is a loose semi-canon sequel to "RoD". What this means is that some details from "RoD" have been changed for this story, such as Ryan and Michelle no longer being lovers, but just close siblings instead, and key parts of Ryan and Michelle's backstories. More will be revealed as the story goes along.

Thanks,
Scarfox and Terry


Once upon a time, there existed the harmonious nation of Equestria, ruled over by two regal sisters. This flourishing nation had not seen a major armed conflict in nearly a millennia, compared to her southerly neighbors; the mighty Zebra Empire, and the Caribou Empire. These two mighty empires unified under a military alliance; the Imperial Alliance, and were together vying to become the ultimate powerhouse on the Equestrian continent. These two nations sought to wage a devastating war of genocide and enslavement on their Equestrian and Crystal Empire neighbors, and almost succeeded in winning had it not been for the unexpected arrival of an unlikely ally. The appearance of the Battleship Express was a shock to everypony; a mighty war train of unrivaled power and brute force that became the salvation of the Equestrians, and the ultimate tool of destruction against the warring nations to the South that brought them to heel.

With war no longer a threat, and the survivors of the former war-states living under Equestrian watch in their former homes, the returning crew of the Battleship Express, as well as the Human soldiers of Battalion 4009, faced a whole new set of challenges while settling into a normal civilian life following years of non-stop warfare back home. They successfully did so, and lived in peace for 5 years, but in 2034, the crew of the Battleship Express decided to try and return home to Earth, and finish WW6 as they should have done. This mission went awry, and they wound up trapped in the past in a new timeline, one that's pretty much the one that they left behind, (despite it being 2029, instead of 2034; they were 5 years short in reaching home) and they try to settle into it, and once again settle down into peacetime, but alas, it was not to last.

Just as the crew were settling into their new lives following their failed Time-Travel, a new, larger threat emerges. One of enemies old and new, who once again threaten to bring war and chaos upon Equestria. Completely outnumbered, and overwhelmingly outgunned, the crew of the Battleship Express and soldiers of Battalion 4009 may have finally met their match with their new foes, but just like how Fate has intervened before, a new hope befalls Equestria as another war train from a grim future arrives unexpectedly. With this new arrival, the crew of the Battleship Express must forge an unlikely alliance with the crew of the U.S.R.W.C war-train "4-8-8-4" as the two war-trains wage a new war; a war unlike ANYTHING ever seen before in Equestria.

New challenges will arise between our allies, and Twilight Sparkle must help the "4-8-8-4" return home by repairing the time-traveling device that she herself (but from another reality), originally built for the futuristic train that has been to an Equestria before her own. At this same time, the crew of the Battleship Express must also figure out how to get Oddball, (their Space-Time Machine) up and running again, so that they can complete their original mission; get back home to Earth in early June of 2029, FINALLY do their part to help end WW6, return to Equestria, and FINALLY set the Timeline right again after things went wonky.

This is a Tale of 2 Big Boys. A Tale of 2 Big Boys, and of the Second Imperial War.

WARNING!!!! This story is NOT for the feint of heart! It WILL contain: Violence, gore, bloodshed, battle scenes, foul language, HUGE amounts of weapons, a LOT of explosions, Futas, Commies, Caribou, Zebras and their surviving allies from the Imperial War, 2 Big Boy locomotives, sexual references, some nudity, possibly a sex-scene towards the very end of the story, scenes of torture, funny moments, Fallout references, nuclear explosions, a tiny bit of romance, allies trying to fight a war to save Equestria, and one HELL of a wild adventure, to say NOTHING of one of the biggest story crossovers in FIMFiction history, so you DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS STORY!!!!! Don't miss it, or you'll NEVER forgive yourself!

Between Myself, and my good friend Terry, we really hope that you all enjoy this story, as we worked REALLY hard to pull it out of the ashes of its former self, and put it back together, new and better than before for all of you