Riddle me this
Lunch
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe Group sat at a Booth in the back as they ate, Luna and Celestia sat on the ends, Fluttershy was next to Luna and Rainbow was next to Celestia, Spike was next to Rainbow and the Sphinx was as close to him as she could sit, there was some room between Fluttershy and the Sphinx for when Pinkie would pop in to see what was going on. Rainbow Dash had thrown the jacket she had been wearing on the back of the booth, she was wearing a Tank top with Sweat pants. The Sphinx had long finished her sandwiched and had started an Argument between Luna and Celestia.
"...I'm just saying since you got to be the minister of Cadences wedding, I think it's fair I get to be Spike's minister."
"And I'm telling you he's my son, so I call dibs," Celestia replied simply
"I already called dibs!" Luna shot back angrily, as this went down Rainbow was talking to Spike.
"So, your looking into hearding are you?" She asked before taking a swig of her juice.
"We haven't really talked about it much," Spike replied with a shrug when the Sphinx leaned over and gave Rainbow a once over.
"I'd offer you a place in it, but I get the feeling you don't play the same game Spike does."
"If that's your way of asking I'm Gay, then yeah," Rainbow replied simply before munching on a cookie. The Sphinx looked around the table.
"Sadly I'm not seeing available participants who would be willing to come and play the..." she was interrupted when Pinkie jumped over the chair and took her seat, placing some fresh cookies on the table as she did so, The Sphinx smiled. "...oh! I don't mean to be brash." She said as she looked over Pinkie. "But I'm sensing that you play both sides of the coin." Pinkie looked at her.
"Oh! you're very forward, that's fun! Why are you asking? You and Spike looking to add some sugary sweets to your play time?"
"I'm Browsing around for some candidates, Spike here only plays one side, but I myself can get it on with anything, and since I'm tethered to Spike, I'm trying to find some play new playmates that'll play with both of us." the entire table was now listening to this, before Spike could say anything Rainbow spoke up.
"Ah, that's why you were talking about Starlight! Well, I'm pretty sure Trixie plays both sides too so you should try talking to her, it was this point that the table began suggesting any of the Bisexual mares that the occupants knew about.
"This is getting out of hand." Spike managed to say just loud enough to be heard.
"Don't worry." Sphinx replied, "5 mares should be more than enough to have fun with for a good long while." she turned back to Pinkie "So Tell me more about this Maud."
"Oh, sweet Celestia," Spike muttered.
"Spike doesn't suggest me," Celestia called back with a teasing smile.
"You know that's not what I meant." Spike spat back. Luna stuck her tongue out.
"Oh come now Spike, I've seen your dreams, you've thought about it before."
"And the lines have been crossed." Spike decided flatly as he stood in his seat and jumped to the table behind them. "I'm out." The Sphinx had a notepad in her hand as she got up, just before she left to follow Spike she looked over at Luna, "Was that teasing or for real?"
"Well I caught him having a wet dream about us once, but he denies it every time I try and talk about it." the Sphinx looked down at her list.
"Luna and Celestia, Maybe." she wrote before the pad disappeared and she followed after Spike as he walked out the front door.
"That was fun." She said, "Didn't know you where into Incest."
"I'm not!" Spike shot back "I just...walked in on Luna when she was showering once and that image got out of hand, I swear my Mother was not in that dream...for long." The Sphinx nodded, once again holding her note pad,
"Celestia, Maybe, Luna, High possibility." with that done the Sphinx once again made the pad disappeared before growing to a giant, Spike flew up and took his spot on her left breast, before they headed out the door's opened and Rainbow walked out, Looking up at Spike, she only just held in her laugh as she flew up.
"Wow, Spike nice seat." She said before clearing her throat "Anyway just so you know, I'm happy for you, you got your self an...open minded mate." Rainbow nodded as she looked up at the Sphinx "Yeah that feels like the right word for you." she shook her head "Anyway just wanted to...you know, say thanks I guess for letting the overweight comment go," Spike waved her off.
"It's fine, I brought up...well you know who, it's cool, it's water under the bridge, But one thing before I head out." Spike leaned forward and Rainbow leaned in as he whispered.
"I Heard Applejack broke up with Cherry Jubilee, their long-distance relationship finally fell apart it seems." Rainbow blinked at that. "And you didn't hear this from me and don't ask me how I know it's embarrassing as shit, but I know she has the hots for a certain mare with a fairly colorful mane." Spike smiled "And I also heard she's just dying to get some action so I suggest you..." Rainbow shot off like a rocket.
"Spike your the best fucking dragon I know!" She yelled back before disappearing into the clouds." the Sphnix looked up at the cloud for a moment.
"Was that true?" She asked. "Or were you just trying to push her to get back out there?"
"Oh yeah, AJ's got the hots for Rainbow, I found out when I walked in on her...doing incriminating things to a Picture of Rainbow...it's embarrassing, I wish ponies locked their doors before doing shit like that. as they made their way back to the castle the Sphinx was lost in thought.
"Have we kissed yet?" She wondered.
"Well earlier I stuck my tongue in your mouth when rubbing your belly, does that..?"
"That doesn't count." The Sphinx replied, "Come to think of it, I still haven't really done my half of the contract."
"But we've..."
"Pleasured each other with our mouths," The Sphinx said, "I think it's time you and I got to work and do what was agreed upon." Spike smiled at that.
"I think you've got the right idea."
Author's Note
for those of you who haven't pick up on Spike wearing a Hoodie, it the cold season when this story takes place.
wanna get featured? Just update this story apparently.
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