Spike pushed a trolly up to the kitchen table, he was now wearing a chef outfit, complete with hat. he set 6 trays down, much to their shock, the three had left the room and found three princesses arguing over lunch, Spike had fixed that, Sphinx had a Ruben that was so big the Spike had to use both hands to place it on the table, Twilight and Starlight both had a daisy Sandwich with a side of Sweet Potato fries, Celestia had asked for a seven-layered Cake, Spike, and Luna where both sure that Celestia had the magical cure to Diabetes and was hiding it from the world, Luna had an Extra Large Olive Pizza, and Spike himself had a Bacon Burger with Gems and Fries stuffed in, a Side of Large Onion rings with some ranch on the side, the Burger had BBQ Sause dripping out of it,

"Special thanks to Twilight for taking me off my diet," He said with a mock bow "I hope you all enjoy your meals," Spike was seated on the right side next to Luna, Sphinx and Starlight where on the Left, Twilight and Celestia took the end of either side, Twilight next to Spike and Sphinx and Celestia next to Luna and Starlight.

"So, I'm sure you're wondering why we're still here," Luna said looking over at Spike,

"More how your still here without me noticing or the country falling apart,"

"We have an emergency stand in's taking over the legal stuff, meeting on hold and what not, and we don't have to be in Canterlot to move our respective celestial bodies, Were staying here until further notice, we leave once the date has been set and the planning begins," Luna bit into her slice when she noticed the lack of noise she looked up to see Spike, Sphinx, and Starlight staring at her in confusion, Luna waved her slice as Spike then Sphinx, "I'm talking about your wedding," she added.

"Oh shit!" Spike said loudly "I forgot about that part of the deal!"

"I didn't," Sphinx replied as she placed her hand on her neck, the Chain formed, it was lighter now "I might not be as stuck to Spike as I was the other day, but until we tie the knot he and I will have to sleep with skin on skin contact at night, mainly due to the magic being...difficult to sleep threw...yeah lets go with that," Spike gave her a side glace

"We can talk about what that means when the three of us have that conversation we talked about having," Sphinx blinked in silence for a moment.

"Oh yes that one, I was hoping you'd forgotten, shit." she shrugged "oh well, as for time how's next week, Tuesday, 9 am ceremony, short and quick followed by a massive orgy, who on board," there was silence for a moment when Starlight opened her mouth,

"You and Spike can get married the day after, make sure to invite your family and have fun arranging it"

"Sphinx, I don't think you, Starlight, and Chrysalis count as an Orgy," Spike said before pointing around "Why was I the one to call that out?"

"What kind of Orgy?" Luna asked

"Luna," Celestia said staring at her sister for a silent moment "Is there more than one kind of Orgy?"

"Just asking, is it like all the mares on Spike or are there gonna be just random ponies fucking, casue I'm not coming if it's the later,"

"The first one," Sphinx replied,

"Shit I'm down," Luna replied "I'll bring some Batpony mares, Really Spice this shit up,"

"Um, I don't think that's really..." Spike started when Sphinx got up,

"Great Idea, I'm gonna send a letter to Chrysalis, see if she can convince a Female Changling or two to join in,"

"This is getting a little..."

"You know I heard Stellar Flare is divorced," Starlight muttered "That's Sunburst mom, just so you know,"

"Let's all just take a moment and calm..." Spike tried, only for Luna to jump in.

"You know, I could try and activate Nightmare moon, it'd only be for show but..."

"I'm am now fully on board!" Spike declared "Let's make this Orgy happen," The table turned to him for a moment of silence before Luna added, "I found out about that a while ago, I know what he had the hots for...you know I should give Ember a call, I bet she'll love this."

"Moment's over," Spike declared suddenly "Let's all calm the fuck down and just eat out lunch, we can talk about forming an Orgy later," he went to take a bite of his burger before adding "And if there is one going on you all lose your sex privileges for the three day's before the wedding,"

"What!?" Sphinx demanded

"You want me to be the center of that? You gotta give me some serious preparation time," Spike replied simply, he looked over "Nice touch with the Bat mares," he noted before digging in.

"Yeah, I figure you might enjoy something a little different," the table began eating, all except Twilight, who was rubbing her temple.

"I am so disappointed," She said as she picked up her Lunch "with each and every one of you, except you," She pointed at the Sphinx "I just expect this shit from you," Twilight turned "I'm eating in my room," Sphinx watched her leave,

"Shame she's straight," Sphinx said once she was gone, "We've already broken the Incest Barrier with you two, I bet she would have had fun,"

"Me and Spike have only known each other for like 4 years," Luna replied "Celestia and Twilight have known him since birth,"

"Yeah I'm not about to jump on this bandwagon," Celestia added as she licked some frosting off her fingers, "That said Luna and Spike are more friends that relatives, so long as it's not spoken in a certain way it's fine,"

"What would that certain way be, "Sphinx asked, "is it something like 'I give my sister permission to bone my son'?"

Author's Note

This story has Officially gone off the rails, setting up the ending tho.

~~Shit now I wanna make a Spike x Bat Pony story~~