Riddle me this
Three more Riddles
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSpike was sitting at the table next to Starlight, who had accepted defeat and left Twilight alone in her room, Spike had set out a small tray of fruit slices, from apples to Peaches, for them to enjoy, he was also drinking his third glass of water,
"So your training up for this orgy things?" Starlight asked,
"Honestly I don't see it actually, you know, happening how Sphinx wants it to, but I do see at the very least a 4 way, at the most a sex party so stupidly out of control I'll probably end up leaving before it ends," Spike drank some of his water as Starlight looked at him,
"Do you not want the orgy?" she asked,
"Oh, I don't know do I?" Spike replied "I seem to remember only being on board for half a moment,"
"Maybe you should ask Sphinx to call it off?" she asked, Spike stopped drinking and looked over at Starlight,
"Starlight," He said calmly "I don't mean to alarm you, but I think Sphinx is the living embodiment of Sex at this point, me asking her to call it off would be like asking Cadance to stop a marriage, it's not gonna happen,"
"She can't just be all sex, she likes riddles, why don't you two place a wager? You win no orgy, she wins there's an orgy," She shrugged "problem solves," Spike opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again, then shook his head,
"That's not entirely how it works but I don't know if she'd accept a new contract from me while I'm still under the first one," Starlight stared at him for a moment,
"I'll be right back," Starlight said as she got up, she headed to the door before turning back "You still want Luna to come tho right?"
"Don't judge me but yes," he replied with a shrug "Luna invaded my dreams once and tried to scare me, instead she aroused me, we didn't talk for a while, but since then our relationships been a little...different," Starlight patted her chest and pointed at him.
"I got your back," She said before leaving the room. Starlight walked into the Map room and calls out, "Sphinx!" she looked around when the sound of a voice being cleared caught her attention, she turned and looked up at Sphinx, who was wearing wrappings on her chest and a small thong, "Oh wow," was all Starlight could say as she pointed up and down her body "If that's what you where wearing when you met Spike I think I know how you caught his attention," Sphinx rubbed her chest,
"So I hear you want to play a game and end my Orgy?" Sphinx asked Starlight shrugged,
"More like adding a few rules to make Spike more comfortable with it, like having him agree to the mares attending, a mandatory maximum of thee with him at a time, and mandatory 5-minute breaks between sessions," Sphinx looked down and held up one finger,
"Alright so if you answer two riddles right you get to make a few orgy rules, anything else you wanna add to this before I add my terms?" Starlight thought on that for a moment,
"I want you to set up Me and Spike's wedding," She decided, Sphinx nodded and held up a second figure,
"I'm not one for rules I can see how it might still be fun, but I like the idea of just a pile of sweaty bodies all rubbing against each other in a pile of passion," Sphinx licked her lips before tapping her cheek "But I can see how it might be a little much for Spike seeing how my contract makes him the only male I can get it on with, which means any nude males would be magically forced out of the room and making him one male in a pile or horny females," Sphinx continued tapping her cheek "Pros and cons, alright Starlight if you get two riddles wrong then I get to keep the orgy the way it is, and you will be magically prevented from having children with Spike until after I bare him one," Sphinx smiled, "The Deal has been set, now lets get this going!" Sphinx repositioned herself so her head was above Starlight.
"There are two paths in front of you, one will take you to salvation, the other will take you to the darkest part of Tartarus, In front of both paths there are two ponies, one is a demon who will always lie and one is an Angel who will always tell the truth. you do not know which is which, you have only one question to find out the right door, who do you ask and what is the question?" Starlight rubbed her chin for a moment,
"Am I timed on this?" She asked,
"You have till you naturally expire to answer," Sphinx replied, Starlight rubbed her chin as she thought on how to answer, they were standing there for maybe 5 minutes when she nodded and look up at Sphinx
"I would ask the pony standing in front of the first path 'What would the pony standing in front of the second path say they are, angel or demon, The Demon will lie and say the angel will claim to be a demon and The Angel will tell the truth and say that the demon will lie and claim to be an angel,"
"Oh dammit," Sphinx sighed as she rubbed her face "Alright picking this up to a special place, If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?" Starlight stared at her,
"um?" Starlight scratched her head "No?" Sphinx smiled,
"Chickens don't talk, the cluck"
"Oh that's just bullshit," Starlight snapped back "Complete bullshit," Sphinx waved merrily at her before asking her final riddle.
"A colt is traveling to a town and comes to a fork in the road. If he goes left, he goes to the liars' village. If he goes right, he then goes to the village of truths - which is where he wants to go. However, he does not know which way is which. He doesn't have time to go both routes, so he approaches a stranger who is standing in the middle of the fork. The stranger says he may only ask 3 questions and he will answer them. The Colt asks, 'Are you from the village of truths?' The stranger says, 'Yes!' However, the colt is still facing a dilemma: If the stranger was from the village of truths he can only tell the truth, but if he was from the village of liars, he would say he was from the village of truth. So then he asks the stranger, 'Are you telling the truth?' The stranger says, 'Yes!' But sadly this leaves the man in the same position as before, what should his final question be to get to the village of truths?" Sphinx smiled before adding "If you say you've heard this before I'm slapping you,"
"Never heard it before," Starlight said with her hands up, she rubbed her head, it took her around 7 minutes before she had her answer "The colt would have to ask the stranger the path back to his own village. If the stranger was from the village of truths, he takes him there. If he was from the village of liars, he will still take him to the village of truths as he would be compelled to lie," Sphinx rubbed her head,
"And you win," She sighed as she poked at her neck a chain linking her to Starlight "now I'm stuck to you until Spike gets married," She gave jazz hands "Hope you like slumber parties cause you, me, and Spike are all sleeping in the same room for a while," Starlight smiled,
"I can live with that, now come on let's go run the invitation list to Spike's orgy by him before you and I continue his training for it.
"Yeah," Sphinx sighed as she shrunk down, "I really need a three-way right now," the two made their way out of the room before she added, "Should probably tell him I bought the deed to that mountain first, see if that wins me some baby points."
Author's Note
Let it be known I flipped a coin on rather or not Starlight would win, she won and now you're getting a three-way chapter and instead of one big Orgy chapter you'll get like 5 or 7 four-way chapters,
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