Riddle me this

by Silver Butcher

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Spike did not remember what he had dreamed about; he also did not remember his bed being so soft. As he returned to the waking world, he blinked himself awake and the memory of the night before filled his head. As he made to get up he realized why his bed was so comfy, the Sphinx had grown back to her original size, and he was now resting snugly in her bosom, one of her large hands laying over him as she slept.

"Oh, holy shit!" was the only thing Spike could think to say as he looked up at her massive sleeping head. Not entirely sure if he should wait for her to wake up or attempt the trek to his bathroom Spike scratched his head, weighing his options. Deciding to go for the risk Spike got up and tried to sneak off her, only to trip and roll down her chest onto her stomach, the rolling was enough to wake her, she stretched in the room and got into a sitting position, Spike proceeded to roll to her waist before she caught him and placed him atop her right breast. Spike looked up at her as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

"I am pretty sure my room is not this big," Spike noted as he looked around.

"I might have magically expanded it since it's our room now," she replied with a shrug "Don't worry, your rooms basically it's own pocket dimension now, so it won't fuck with the stability of the castle." she got up, and Spike watched as the room expanded to fit her, without a word she walked to his private bathroom and the door grew to fit her, and she walked in. It was a standard bathroom the Sphinx noted as she sat in the bathtub and put the stopper in.

"So," she said looking down at Spike, who was still on her right breast "do you want to talk about setting up our wedding or do you wanna try this ride?" Spike looked at the Giantess for a moment.

"I do not think I am tall enough for this ride," he said as she used her tail to set the water too hot.

"Oh, sure you are." She replied as she placed her hand on her breast "Just think of all the fun we could have, I am sure you are just dying to go spelunking in my tunnel." Spike did not know what he expected her to say, but it had not been that.

"We can talk about...that, a little later." Spike decided, "I think the first thing we should talk about, is introducing you to Twilight." The Sphinx smiled.

"I don't know much about the newest of the Princesses, but I'm thankful she wasn't here yesterday." she lightly scratched Spike under the chin with her giant hand "Cause then you wouldn't have won me, and I'd miss out on oh so much fun that I can't wait to have with you."

"Oh, believe me, I cannot wait either, but since I don't want Twilight walking in and ruining our intimate time I think we need to make sure she knows your here and not a threat." the Sphinx sighed.

"That's a fair point, she's currently talking to somepony in the Map Room." the Sphinx grabbed the Shampoo bottle and lathered up her hands before soaping up her girls, Spike getting swept up in the action and ending up being sensually rubbed against her chest for a moment before being placed on her stomach, Spike ended up using the water that had collected in her navel to clean himself, earning a chuckle from the Sphinx. "hey that tickles." she said "I am about to dunk so hold on, Spike buried himself in her navel and held on as she dunked her head.

"Wait is she still wearing her headdress?" Spike thought, when she finished she was wearing it, tho it along with the rest of her head was dry as she held out her hand for him Spike got on and was placed once more on her right breast as she got out of the bath and looked down at Spike.

"Do you like them?" She asked, Spike didn't know what she meant until he noticed that he was now wearing clothes, he had was wearing a Red Scarf around his neck with a gold Eye of Horus on the end, a White Hoodie with gold ankhs on his pockets, and Black Pants with gold trimming along his waist and pants legs.

"Oh, I look pretty good," Spike said as he looked at himself.

"How about me? Since I was wearing too little before I have changed from my usual wrappings." Spike looked down to see what she was wearing; she was wearing what looked like a Purple Bikini top with gold trimming, with the exception of it only being the two cups covering her breasts and a pair of pure white Bikini bottoms.

"You look less revealing then you did when I first met you," Spike noted.

"Then let us go meet the Princess." the Sphinx cheered.


"This is going better than expected," Spike muttered, he was now safely between the Sphinx two hands as she dodged another attack from Twilight, their fight equated to the Sphinx walking around the castle while Twilight chased after her.

"Put him down!" She demanded, firing another spell.

"Spike do you want me to put you down?" The Sphinx asked as she dodged the spell.

"not really no." Spike replied, "Look Twilight if we could talk this out..."

"Spike that is a Sphinx, whatever she said she would do, or whatever deal you made she will break it!"

"That use to be true," The Sphinx replied, "oh I remember the old days, three riddles, one wrong you lose, and I could just backstab the other party at my leisure," Her face turned dark as she remembered the day she'd lost that right, "Then I backstabbed that dickhead Discord and, well now I'm stuck with Magical contracts, two out of three to win, and other General Bullshit." the Sphinx began grinding her teeth at the memory.

"Thank Celestia for Discord." Spike thought before saying aloud "Sounds like the general shit he would pull, let me guess, he threw your life into Chaos by doing that.

"And to add insult to injury he stuck me in that chaos dimension he calls him home and left me there for eternity, and thanks to the rules he left me with, I couldn't get out because non of the creatures in that dimension could talk, much less agree to the riddles, then he brought the Yellow pony home with him, I talked to her outside, she got the riddle's wrong and I got a ride back to Equestria." The Sphinx sighed "Then I came here, soon after I Immediately lost and became a Dragons Maiden." It took him a moment to realize two things, the Sphinx had stopped moving about halfway through her story, and Twilight had stopped attacking.

"You ready to talk now Twilight?" Spike called.

"I will be after I fact check her story with Discord," Twilight replied as she flew in front of the Sphinx, "If you could both come with me we can get this sorted out."


Author's Note

oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this story.

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