Riddle me this

Spike sat in silence, a cup of tea sitting at the ready in front of him, sitting next to him looking as frustrated as he felt was Chrysalis, outside the two could hear Sphinx and Starlight arguing with Twilight about the interruption, but it was too late to stop, Sitting in front of the duo was Thorax and Pharynx. Thorax was doing his best to look calm but his body language indicated he was at the very least pissed, Pharynx was very obviously pissed as shown by his angry gaze switch from Spike to Chrysalis as tho unsure who to direct his anger at.

"So," Spike said breaking the silence for the first time since he and Chrysalis had been dragged in by Twilight a little over a minute ago "How you been?" Spike's worries washed away like a wave on the beach when Throax said without hesitation.

"You're not the reason I'm mad Spike," His friend's reassuring words were instantly cut away by Pharynx, who was very quick to assure Spike that he was indeed the reason he was mad.

"Well he is for me," he snapped as he glared at the dragon "One of them at least, but before I snap your head off-" Pharynx turned to Chrysalis and said in rage "-You are the worst mother ever, your getting married and don't tell your children! I don't want him as a Dad! I reject him as a Dad!" Spike, who had taken a sip of the tea, spat it out onto the table in shock.

"I had not thought of that," he said with wide eyes as he looked to Chrysalis, who simply shrugged.

"eh, so I reproduced Asexualy and made myself an army," She shrugged "Genetically speaking once they reach the age of 5 there no longer related to me so..."

"You bitch," Pharynx said as he glared at her in what Spike could only guess was his version of silent rage.

"Look," Thorax said in an attempt to steer the conversation back to what it was supposed to be about "we're not here to complain about your choices in mates..."

"I am!" Pharynx Shaped back, Thorax looked at his brother before pulling out a very cleanly written note and showing it to Chrysalis and Spike.

"we're here because Ocellus showed me this," Spike looked at the letter and read it aloud for Chrysalis.

"You are cordially invited to attend an orgy between Chrysalis, your Ex-Queen, Spike the Dragon, your Ex-Queens future King, and a fair number of other females, no other males are to be in attendance save for your Ex-Queens mate, any and all males save for Spike (Your Ex-Queen's mate) shall be forcefully removed from the sight before the orgy begins. This Invitation is being sent to all Female Changelings, only the first two who reply may attend the Orgy. With Love, your Ex-Queen, and Mother Chrysalis." There was a solid moment of silence before Spike looked to Chrysalis and simply said.

"You used Ex-Queen a lot more than you really needed to,"

"On the contrary, the first draft used it way more,"

"That's not the point!" Thorax snapped back "You can't just invite my subjects, your daughters, to an orgy!"

"Why the hell not?" Chrysalis demanded, "I specifically said that only two of them would be allowed to attend!"

"I...you..." Thorax took a deep breath "I don't need two of my subject going around the kingdom talking about their time in an orgy with my best friend and my mother!"

"So, it's a personal thing then," Chrysalis said as she took a cup of tea and offered it to Spike "Put this in your mouth and let it sit while you think of me nude before spitting it back int the cup, I need a pick me up of love,"

"Listen to me," Thorax said angrily as Spike did what was asked of him, Pharynx still staring daggers at him. "I am the new ruler, and while I don't do it often, I do have to power to make laws, and I say that by law you can't invite every female of my kingdom to an orgy!"

"And orgy with your mother and best friend or just any orgy in general?" Chrysalis asked "you and your siblings had a tendency to take all of my laws as seriously and to the word as you could,"

"Especially with my best friend and my mother!" it was at this point Thorax gave in to temptation, most likely due to saying it so many times, but he turned to Spike, who was spitting the tea back into the cup, and demanded an answer "Why are you marrying my mother!?"

"Contractual obligations," The two said in unison as Spike passed Chrysalis the teacup.

"What does that mean?" Thorax demanded, Pharynx looking equally confused. Spike simply pointed to Chrysalis who took a cup and sighed.

"Ah, that's that good shit," She set the cup down and cleared her throat, "A few years back Cadance and I came to blows, and after it became apparent that neither of us where in any shape for a fight, I was exhausted and hungry, she may have been pregnant or maybe she was getting fat I dunno, we stuck a truce, I would be left alone at a point of my choosing with enough love to satisfy me being delivered to me weekly, and in turn, if I was good for a set amount of time I would be betrothed to Spike the Dragon, who had already signed the legal agreement to do so, granted me and him getting married would only happen when he either did what he was asked of or broke the contract prematurely and as we are now betrothed you can probably guess that he did one or the other," her piece said she took her cup and took a drink, and Throax instead turned to Spike, who had his answer ready before it was even asked of him.

"I literally had no idea I agreed to marry her," he said plain and simply "I agreed to marry someone else exclusively, then got engaged cause I forgot about the contract and am now engaged to Chrysalis," That seemed to calm down Thorax a little, unfortunately, it did nothing for Pharynx.

"Well I don't approve," He said sternly "This dragon is barely fit to even be called a dragon, much less marry my mother,"

"Well then it's a good thing that the only approval I need is my own," Chrysalis said with a smile "As I am still for all intensive purposed an un-reformed changing," She patted herself "and I don't tend to change that ever, I simply look way too good in black," she smiled "As such I deny both of your requests,"

"It wasn't a request," Thorax snapped "It was a...a royal decree?" as Thorax and Chrysalis continued their fighting Pharynx got up and glared at Spike.

"You're not my dad," he said firmly before turning away, Spike, not entirely sure what else to do, was ready to sit in wait when he suddenly felt a gust of air and both he and Chrysalis found themselves sitting in his bedroom, they looked to each other in confusion when they felt something presently soft and quickly pinpointed they were sitting on Sphinx.

"Twilights gonna be pissed," Spike said with a laugh as Sphinx stripped and placed them on her shoulder, Starlight was sitting in wait for Spike and took hold of his tale with a shine in her eye, Spike had no intentions of stopping her when he heard running water, The group made their way into his Bathroom and found Sphinx had been hard at work after this mornings failed bathtub sex, the tub was now much roomier and looked more like a hot tub, with sitting stones around its edges, Sphinx set them all down, Starlight still keeping Spike's tail firm in her grasp and with east Sphinx shrunk down and got into the water, now equal in size to Chrysalis.

"Alright," She said as Starlight started pleasuring herself with the Spade of Spike's tail "Let's have some fun,"