Loli In Equestria

by MLPOCLucC

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Profanity, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1408

A short displaced story to occupy my time. Date A Live Yoshino displaced.

Lucc (F16) went to a cosplay convention which made her drop into Equestia.... As Yoshino from Date A Live?!

Ratings disabled because this a for fun writing.

Updates will be inconsistent and I will only update when I either have time or feel inspired.

I will only crossover with anyone that you guys want or not crossover at all (I know some people hate that)

Published 2019-05-08 01:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-16 01:40:41 UTC

Prologue: Being Thrown In (Literally)

"Okay, Lucc.... Let's review how much you fucked up, today."

I woke up this morning after having crashed into my hotel last night from jet lag. Yea that shit is real. I then, went to the convention which was cool because it was my first. I saw many other cosplayers that were dressing as Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx), Goku (DBZ), and Sasuke (Naruto).

I was dressing as my favorite character, Yoshino. Blue hair and contacts. All of her clothes all I was missing was Yoshinon, her puppet friend, if you were wondering.

I skip happily through the con minding the other fans and cosplays. Then I saw it...

There was a strange place that looked like a game in the darkest crevice of my mind. Resident. Evil! That's what it was. Kinda out of place in an anime con. I walked over to him and that's when I saw the clean Yoshinon puppet. In perfect condition, too...

I normally don't impulse shop and I would most likely never wear this cosplay again after today... But.

"How much for Yoshinon?"

"$60" He said creepily. My eyes flashed before my eyes.

"60!" I groaned falling over... Literally, I fell out in front of everyone. The shop keep chuckled under his breath.

"You got the money?" He questioned as he contained himself.

"Nah... I was expecting like 10 or 20 dollars. 60 is way out of my budget." I sighed.

"Does anyone want to help this girl buy a puppet?" The shop keep yelled. I blushed deeply. That just made me sound poor.

"Sure. How much?" The nice woman sent me a smile.

"$60"

"I'll pay 20." I said quickly pulling a 20 dollar bill from my large pocket.

"Very well." She pulled out two 20's and put them on the table. I put mine with hers and the shop keep placed Yoshinon on my hand.

"Thank you so much." I yelled after her as she joined up with what I assumed was her significant other. I smiled at the shop keep, who waved.

That's when everything went black.

"Then I woke up in Ponyville!" The pony sitting in front of me nodded. I could see her ethereal mane fluttering in the breeze.

"I'll see what I can do, little... Girl. But unfortunately, this sounds like the work of a higher being."

"Fuck the higher beings! I just wanna go home!"

"Language!" Luna admonished lightly.

"Fuck you! You aren't my mom!"

"You will need a guardian while in Equestria. I do not believe that any concerned guardian will be comfortable with your harsh language."

"I don't need parents! I have a fucking mom and dad back home that I need a get back to!" Princess Luna snorted in distaste.

"Watch it, Luna. I will gut you." I said in the calmest voice I could muster.

Luna backed away in shock as Celestia wrapped a protective wing around her.

"I can't trust anything! In the My Little Pony I know, Luna got sent to the moon!"

"Why would I be sent to the moon?" Luna questioned.

"Nightmare moon! The elements!?"

"What about the elements. They are tucked away safely in their own portion of the castle."

"Ok well what about Twilight?"

"Who?" They chorused. I covered my mouth.

"Holy shit. Holy shit, I'm in the past! FUCK!!!!"

"Sister. I am concerned for this creature's mental health."

"I don't even know how to use this body!!!!" I sobbed in the background.

"I am, too, Lulu. I am, too."

Chapter 1: Learning to Freeze

"I'm being fed?" I looked up at the eggs and apple on a plate that was being levitated by a guard.

"..."

"Thanks, I guess?" I began eating and the guard stared unmoving. The stare began to pierce my soul. I paled and turned away but I could still feel it burning to my back.

Damnit, Celestia. Why couldn't you be here, right now.

Surprising as soon as I finished the thought, the guard saluted with a soft 'Princess.' Before returning to position.

"How are you, today?"

"Calmer than yesterday. By the way, can you tell the guard to stop staring into my soul? It's creepy."

Celestia chuckled "I'll see what I can do."

"Bitch, just turn around and say 'hey dude turn to the left. You're scaring the foals.'" Celestia laughed a bit at that.

"Language." She said between giggles.

I huffed crossing my arms. I bet I looked adorable but I was going for pissed off, anyway.

Later that day,

I walked as Celestia let me out into the garden. I look around at all the flowers. Lilies, orchids, etc. There was a pond with a bunch of tables and Discord's statue in the middle. I walked up to him.

"Nice..." I murmured before bending over to pick up a lily at the bottom of his stand and watching as Yoshinon fell into the pond. Mentally, I wasn't affected but physically, however.

My hand started shaking as ice spread around me.

Yoshinon. Yoshinon. Yoshinon.

Celestia quickly swept into action levitating Yoshinon from the pond before it iced over. The ice stopped at the sight.

"Yoshinon. You saved her." I said despite myself sniffling. Celestia smiled and with a small burst of magic all the water was wrung from the puppet and it was placed on my hand, again.

"You aren't that different from a foal, it seems." She said in a soft voice levitating me onto her back. I yelped slightly as she began moving. The feeling was abnormal and the flexing of muscles underneath me was just outright strange.

"Where are we going?" I asked.

"Where do you wish to go?"

"Let's prank, Luna!" Celestia's mouth curled into the biggest smile that I had ever seen on a pony. It borderlined on the guard's level of creepy.

I snickered slightly as I crept toward Luna with the marker. I drew 'Celestia was here.' Then ran out of the room making sure to slam the door loudly to wake up the lunar diarch.

I ran to Celestia, who was prepared for Luna's visit with something special that I thought was a Pinkie only thing.

"Sister!" Luna burst into the room before becoming pale at the sight of us standing on 15 party cannons.

It all happened in slow motion.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Luna screamed as she was pelted with cake after cake of various tiers, flavors, and toppings. I legit wonder how much cake is in Celestia's stash.

Me and Celestia cackled evily as we high-fived each other.

"Begone Lunar Thot!!!!" I screamed as she ran out the door.

Chapter 2: Magic... Part 1/3

I scrunched up my nose as I smelt the burning of wood. Me and Luna were sitting outside around a campfire with the soldiers as they toy and play with one another.

I watch them with a grin as they race like children and fight with wooden staffs that were made to resemble spears.

"I got won! I got here first, Lightning Dash." A stallion nickered happily as he danced a dance of victory. The pegasus mare grumble under her breath as the next contestant stood to show off for the princess and her guest.

"I do not believe we got very acquainted before..." Luna whispered as the soldier began a game of hoofball.

"Nope." I popped the p. "The name's Yoshino. You can call me Yoshi or Lucc."

"Luna. Princess Luna. I believe the new name, Yoshi, will suit you perfectly."

"Which is your surname?"

She seemed to blush at that "Mares do not get surnames unless they are born to noblity, inherit their father's, or marry."

"Aren't you nobility?"

She let out a humorless chuckle "I wasn't born as a princess. I was chosen as was my sister."

"I see... Well I'm a Spirit with ice powers in this form. I can't really control things." Suddenly as soon as I said that, it began sprinkling lightly from the overcast clouds above. The maid next to us requested that we rise and we did as they put a blanket down. The rain didn't last very long and we remained in our spot on the hill.

"Was that your doing? The pegasi didn't report rain this evening."

I giggled sheepishly and nodded "Could be pouring. I'd say we're lucky."

"Lucky, indeed."

Author's Note

Small update to keep you guys satiated.