Equestrian Dimensions: A Spider-Man X Power Ponies Story

Firing another blast of magic at him, Spider-Man dodged the shot and charged at the creatures. Getting close, Spider-Man was able to land a punch to the face on the yellow pony. Shocked and feeling the bruise on her face, she shouted,

“MY FACE!!!”

She fired more blasts at Spidey as he kept dodging her attacks. Just then, he noticed a lasso appear out of nowhere and wrap around his arms. But before she could get closer, Spider-Man fired a shot of web-fluid into her eyes, blinding her. Getting out of the lasso’s binding, Spider-Man jumps up and gives her a dropkick to the face.

“How’d you like that, cowgirl!” Spidey taunted before web-slinging downstairs.

After recovering from the attack, Masked Matter-Horn shouted,

“FIND HIM! DO NOT LET HIM ESCAPE!!!”

The six proceeded to head downstairs. But then the Masked Matter-Horn stopped one who appeared to be a male.

“Stay here, Hum Drum. We need you here for look out.” Masked Matter-Horn said, stopping him from proceeding.

“But Matter-Horn, I can take this guy.” Hum Drum protested upon being halted.

“You’ve seen what he did, Hum Drum. I can’t risk you getting hurt by him. I’ll call you after we’ve captured him.” Matter-Horn said before going downstairs.

Heading downstairs, the Masked Matter-Horn was shocked to see that her comrades were easily defeated by the wall-crawler himself who breathing from the assault.

“Quite a show they gave me. Kinda wish it wasn’t a one-trick pony show.” Spidey quipped.

“Weird. My comrades are usually able to defeat any opponent if they work together. What are you?” Matter-Horn asked.

“Lady, this isn’t my first rodeo with bigger fish like you. I’ve been kicked, punched, gutted, and smacked around time and time again into next week. You’re just another splinter waiting to be pulled out of my foot.”

“I see. Guess I’m gonna have to get serious this time.” Matter-Horn said, getting into a fighting stance with energy forming into her fists.

“Guess you have to. Because I have a certain someone to visit.” Spider-Man said before getting into a fighting stance as well.

Charging towards each other, the two delivered attack after attack towards each other. Flipping and twirling around, Spider-Man delivers a flurry of combos ranging from punches and kicks along with his webs applied to them.

“Is this stuff coming out of you?!” a disgusted Matter-Horn asked, trying to get the webs off her body as she tried blasting him.

“Sort of. It comes with the spider-bite.” Spider-Man said before flinging a box at Matter-Horn.

Stopping the box on time from hitting her, she tries throwing it back at the wall-crawler. But Spider-Man manages to give her several more blows to the face before she could react on time. Matter-Horn counters by sweeping him off his feet axe-kicking him in the gut.

“How’d you like that, Spidey?” Matter-Horn asked.

Getting up and kicking her in the face while landing on his feet, Spider-Man countered,

“Is that all you got, princess?”

Smirking at his answer, Matter-Horn charges at Spider-Man and start engaging him once more. But the more she kept missing, the more angrier she got with her magic starting to light up even further. But before she knew it, Spidey kicked her really hard into multiple walls in the soon-to-be demolished building. Reeling from the pain that was dealt to her, she was able to recuperate long enough to avoid a steel beam to the face.

“You’re good, horsie. But I have somebody I need to meet and I-” Spidey said before getting sucker-punched to the face.

Falling through various steel beams, the impact broke his fall as he hit the last beam. Reeling from the pain to his back as he got up, he said to the now-recovered Power Ponies,

“Who’s ready for Round 2?”

The Power Ponies charge at Spider-Man, trying to hit him. But the wall-crawler was too fast for them and started dealing massive amounts of damage to them with the help of the construction equipment around them. He managed to defeat the five members, but one still remained. Looking at her, he started to notice that something was up with her.

“Uh… are you okay, horsie?” Spider-Man asked, starting to feel nervous.

“I! AM! A! PEGASUS!!!!!” the creature screamed, throwing a steel beam at Spider-Man.

Spidey barely managed to avoid the large object as he noticed the pegasus getting bigger and more muscular.

“Oh boy…” Spidey said with his eyes widening in shock.

“AND I!!! AM!!!!! THE SADDLE RAGER!!!!!!!!” the creature roared before facing Spider-Man.

“Note to self: never taunt the shy ones…” Spider-Man thought to himself as the Saddle Rager charged at him.

Spider-Man got out of the way before the Saddle Rager could get a punch on him. Leaping all around the demolition site, Spidey needed to figure out a way to incapacitate this muscle-bound behemoth before more harm could come to him or the civilians down below.

“I need more steel beams! But I’m beginning to run out! I could use those cement bricks, but even one would just feel like a massage to her! Guess I’ve got no other choice…” Spider-Man thought as he looked at all the support beams surrounding them.

Web-zipping over to the far left, Spider-Man shouted,

“Hey! She-Hulk Supreme! I’m over here!”

Seeing him, Saddle Rager charged at him and tried to him, but he got out of her way and only hit the support beam, making the top a tiny bit unbalanced. Turning around to see Spider-Man, her eyes started getting bloodshot.

“C’mon! You call that a punch?!” Spider-Man taunted.

Teeming with rage, the Saddler Rager turned around tried hitting Spider-Man some more, but to no avail. She just kept hitting every support beam that was in her way and he kept dodging. Then he said,

“Rhino’s smarter than you!”

This left Saddle Rager even more aggravated and continue to smash the support beams in the way.

“What’s the matter, Cupcake? Not enough protein shakes?” Spider-Man taunted.

No longer able to endure his insults, the Saddle Rager lost any sense she had left within her and decided to smash everything in sight until she could get Spider-Man. But as she continued to smash everything in her view, she started to feel the building start to shake. She didn’t know why, but her anger made it too hard for her to concentrate. With the building on its last legs and support beams no longer able to take the pressure of the Saddle Rager’s rampage, the building started to collapse, taking her and the rest of the Power Ponies down. After building crashed down, Spider-Man made sure to do a survey for any civilian casualties or injuries. But none seemed to be caught up in the damage and Spider-Man was relieved, albeit tired.

“This could’ve gotten ugly, but at least those Equestrian wannabes are out of my hair now. Better make it to MJ before-”

Suddenly, he was knocked across the head by Hum Drum before he could leave. Trying to get up in a vain attempt to escape, Hum Drum said as the girls showed up,

“You have no idea what you’re in for.”

Blacking out from the exhaustion that overwhelmed, Spider-Man fell into unconsciousness before being picked up by the Power Ponies to be taken elsewhere.