Splash, zap, BOOM! That's the sound of me, pink puffball Kirby, and two of his other friends giving Zan Partizanne a taste of her own medicine, using water to electrocute her using her own electric drums.

"Excellent strategy, Splash Sword Kirby!" The green-colored yo-yo robot, GIM, gave Kirby a thumbs-up. "The water and lightning mixture worked both ways, as with Francisca's water gun."

Rocky, a yellow rock with eyes, stomped its feet, signalling that we needed to finish Zan.

"I concur," GIM replied. "I recommend using the Ring of Fire Trap maneuver!"

I giggled, "Oh, this is going to be so much fun!"

I held my disembodied hands up in the air and formed a psychic ball, which Rocky jumped into while transforming into a Kirby statue. GIM spun his fiery yo-yo around Zan Partizanne while she was down, preventing her escape with its fiery trail. I moved Rocky over Zan before slamming him down on her, seemingly ending the threat.

We stood triumphant, but Zan weakly called out to someone. "Help me... Hyness..."

A robed figure in front of a dark purple heart turned and saw what we had done. I guessed he was Hyness. He proceeded to kick Zan out of the way... somehow. I mean, he was floating, for NOVA's sake! Also, that was just plain rude, even for a villain. Anyway, he went on and on about something, but I could only hear bits and pieces, due to him talking SUPER fast. I did manage to hear the words "Dark Lord," though, so I guessed he was planning to rebuild the heart to rescue this Dark Lord guy.

"...Whatever. I'm going to stop this before it even starts." I formed a magical aura around my hands while giggling to myself. "Oh, I've always dreamed of saying this! Azarath Mentrion Zinthos!" I released a huge pulse of energy that surrounded Hyness, making him disappear. I turned around, expecting Kirby and the others to be amazed, but I didn't see them anywhere. You wouldn't have been able to see my eyes under my hood, but I was like, "...Uh oh."

It was at that moment that Zan decided to wake up. She looked around, then she glared at me. "What have you done to Hyness?"

I sheepishly said, "I teleported him to a place where he couldn't rebuild the Jamba Heart, where a group of heroes besides Kirby would bring him down. My plan was for Kirby and his other allies to destroy the Heart for good, but I guess I got a little too excited and warped them there too."

By the way, Robobot veterans may know me as Esper, but I'm not Esper. Please, call me... NESP.

Author's Note

Throughout this story, I'll be changing points of view from character to character, starting with NESP. Next comes our favorite pink puffball of awesomeness, Kirby!

By the way, did you catch the reference? If not, then NESP quoted half-demon Raven's famous phrase.