Twilight has not seen her older brother in quite some time. Given that she’s just received tenure, is the Chairman of the Physics department, and is basically now the central figure of Butler University’s Astronomy program, it’s safe to say that she deserves a vacation.

Shining Armor has held a position at Elmendorf Air Force Base in Anchorage for about two or three years. He and his wife, Cadance, have also recently welcomed their daughter, Flurry Heart. Suffice it to say, they need to move to a bigger house.

I’m very glad to have hit it off well with Twilight in Chicago, and I would love to grow our friendship, but sibling competitions aren’t my thing, given my own family history.

Though not on the list, Shining Armor and Night Light do appear.

Mario tag only for text message conversations with Rosalina. No other characters appear.

Rated T for mild abrasiveness.