The Quest

Princess Celestia, first of her name, sat, brooding on her throne while the two servants keeping her company both did their absolute best to not piss her off further than what she clearly already was.

She sat with her head held between her front hooves, scooched into her seat like an oversized, powerful, huff, kitten.

She was staring intensely at the door towards the end of her throne room, eyes squinted, seemingly ready to kill the first pony who dared speak out of turn.

The mare on her right, who was tasked with fanning her in the hot summer sun, did her absolute best to not wager for even a moment, fearing the Princess' wrath with her life.

She had never seen Celestia look to be in such a terrible mood before, and it terrified her.

It terrified everypony.

Down the hallway, her guards stood even more rank than they usually did, and in her kitchen, her cooks prepared their food more carefully, and in her garden, her flowers got more water.

Everypony were on their best behavior, with the sole exception of two stallions who were currently residing in the waiting room.

They both seemed at ease as the sat, chatting and laughing lightly in the corner, while the entirety of the royal court scurried around in an effort to not get their entire bloodline for the next thirty generations punished by their moody monarch.

They tried to pay the visitors as little attention as possible, but it was very upsetting to many of the stressful staff members to see these two random stallions treating the situation in such a carefree manner.

Didn't they know what was happening? Hadn't they got the faintest idea that this wasn't the time to seek out an audition with the princess?

Finally, having had more than enough of their jaunty banter, a young, pouty-lipped, green-furred mare guard who had walked passed them multiple times decided to put an end to their tomfoolery.

"Excuse me!" she called out sternly whilst approaching the stallions, attempting to appear as authoritative as possible, while putting them in their rightful place.

The smaller of the two turned to look at the guard that had spoken to them. A green earthpony, with a red-ish, orange, spiky mane and deep ruby eyes. He smiled at the guard in a calm and ever so slightly seductive manner. She didn't smile back.

"What can we do for you, pretty?" he asked the peeved mare-guard, as she stretched her neck in an effort to appear taller in front of them.

Her cheeks reddened slightly as he called her that, but she tried her best not to show it.

"I will have to ask you to leave. The Princess is not in the mood for visitors today, and trust me... you don't want to cross her on days like this."

The other stallion, a somewhat large, beige, unicorn with a thickset jawline, turned away from the bag that he had been fondling with, levitating a piece of paper out of it.

He gave his companion a smug glance, which was immediately returned to him, before expressing his thoughts on this matter.

"I do believe we intend to take our chances."

"Excuse me!" she almost shouted as her face turned red like a sunrise. "Perhaps you didn't hear me. Get out!"

The green stallion just chuckled while the beige one shook his head.

"I don't like being talked to like that, missy. But I am a merciful sheriff, and I feel generous today. So since this is your first offense, I'm willing to let it slide. Consider yourself lucky," the beige pony explained while leaning slightly closer to the pouty-lipped mare.

She tightened the grip around her weapon and huffed in anger.

"Are you threatening me!?" she said even louder than before.

"Did the moody mare, carrying a spear just ask if you were threatening her?" answered the green one with a light chuckle while scratching his ear.

She took a step back and pointed her spear towards them.

"If you won't leave by your own free will, I'll make you!"

They looked at each other for a moment, then back at her, both with an eyebrow raised in confusion.

"Deputy my friend, did she... did she seriously just blow her one chance at getting away from this consequence-free?" asked the green one.

"I certainly believe she did. Can't for the love of me figure out why, though..."

She bend her knees, readying herself for combat.

"So you did intend to threaten me, Deputy, or whatever your name was. Well, let me put this in a way where even you barbarians can understand. Celestia does not want any unannounced visitors! I'm here to make sure the princess gets things the way she wants them! So the two of you shitheads can just go fuck right off!" she howled.

"Yeesh, talk about being catty," the green stallion chuckled, as he leaned back into his chair, seemingly not caring much about the spear that was currently pointed at him.

"It's Deputy Star, actually," the other calmly proclaimed, holding up the piece of paper he had found in the bag a short minute ago. "And we're not exactly unexpected. We where called here."

The guard stood dumbfounded as she read the distress call notice. A cry for help sent from Cantorlot castle, summoning these two stallions to an audition with the Princess herself.

"I, uh, what?" she squinted her eyes as she read the letter a second time. "So your name is Ruby Sword?" she asked nodding towards the green stallion.

"Well, there are two smoking hot stallions sitting in front of you, two names on the letter, and you already know my friend here, so you tell me," he snarkily responded, not caring to take his eyes off of the ceiling which his head was turned towards from his relaxed, leaned back position.

"We came a little early, is all. But I believe it's about time for our meeting now. It's almost noon, isn't it? Why don't you lower that pointy stick of yours, and take us to the princess, sugar lump?" continued Deputy Star.

"We can discuss your punishment afterwards," added Ruby Sword, finally turning his attention back to the mare-guard, his front-hooves still placed across the top of the backrest.

She gave off an insulted grunt, but complied nonetheless, opting to ignore their threats of punishment, and lead the two stallions to the throne room, where Princess Celestia herself, begrudgingly, was expecting them.

Nopony amongst her staff knew why the princess was in such an awful mood today. She was usually quite mild-mannered, and optimistic, but today, something had brought her piss to a boil. But these two Stallions, they both knew. They knew perfectly well that they were the cause of Celestia's unbridled anger.

She would never summon them to her court unless she absolutely needed them. She knew their conditions for lending their abilities to her, and she did not like those conditions one bit.

As they approached the throne room, casually strolling passed an array of fearful guards, (neither of whom felt any less stressed out seeing the loud chuckling stallions that were heading towards their pissed off ruler), the mare who lead them there got increasingly uncomfortable as well.

"Please... calm down, will you. You need to show some respect here." she half pleaded, half snared, as they got closer to the door.

"Oh, don't worry," answered Ruby Sword, giving her a wink. "We'll play nice with her... for starters at least"

"I-I'm serious, you two! This is no time for games, you may be invited bu-"

"-Who said we weren't serious?" interrupted Deputy Star calmly as he adjusted his bowtie.

And before the young, big-lipped guard had gotten a chance to put in another word, Deputy Star and Ruby Sword pushed open the door and entered the throne room without even knocking.

Celestia arose in her chair, looking coldly at the two stallions as they wandered in, taking the rest of the staff inside by total surprise.

A young waitress even dropped her plate of drinks as she was startled by the sudden noise in the quiet and tense hall.

"What a shame," grinned Ruby Sword, as he trotted past the shivering mare as she scrambled to recollect the broken shards of glass, expecting a horrible punishment to be bestowed upon her.

Celestia never once pried her eyes off of her two guests, however. She just crossed her front hooves and snorted angrily.

"How about a bow for your ruler?" she asked, her voice rich with dismay.

"Ah, sorry, no can't do, princess. I have a bad back, you see," explained Ruby Sword as he poked his tongue at her.

She looked at Deputy Star.

"And what's your excuse?" she asked.

"Whatever he said," Deputy answered in a dull way, too busy checking out the plot of the petite waitress, still scrambling around on the ground, to care about what the princess had to say.

The lush-lipped guard turned from her natural green, to red with anger, and then to blue with fear as she heard their approach to the Princess' request for a simple bow.

The princess on the other hoof, stopped at the "red with anger" step and her mane arose like flames as she stepped away from her throne towards the two snarky stallions.

"I should grand both of you the slowest and most painful death I could possibly find a way to make happen!" she shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Mmm. No, you really should not," impeded Ruby Sword. "You want to make somepony suffer, you moody mare, how about her," he said and nodded towards the waitress. "She just spilled half a bottle of whiskey, after all. That should be worth at least a good hour of torture."

The small mare looked over her back with wide, teary eyes. "I-I'm so sorry, sir, a-and your majesty-" she started but Celestia lifted a hoof to silence her, while her flaming mane slowly turned to an ethereal rainbow once more.

"I will deal with her later... Now, as for you two, I believe we have..." she sighed and turned her look downwards in shame. "... Business to discuss."

Hearing her utter those words, Deputy Star finally pried her eye away from the waitress.

"Well, we're all ears, your majesty."

Celestia sighed once more. She despised this...

She had searched every nook and cranny of Equestria for a pair of mercenaries capable of infiltrating and dismembering the forces of EQ-anti-royalty movement but had found nopony reliable... except for these guys, and they weren't even really mercenaries! They were just two ponies with an extraordinary skill set and a lack of moral standards.

They didn't work for money, which was why they probably wouldn't ever take a job like this not given to them by the princess of Equestria herself. But since she could pay them in more unconventional assets, she knew they would agree to help her out. Sadly... she also knew their prices.

"Listen... I need you two to locate and bring me the higher-ups of a certain terrorist organization. Perhaps you've heard of it. They call themselves the EQ-anti-royalty movement, and they've been looking to dethrone me..."

"Can't have that," chirped Ruby Sword. "Who would we ask for diplomatic immunity then?" he winked.

"Right..." continued Celestia, looking annoyed as ever. "Bring me as many of them alive as possible. Not much is known about their higher-ups other than they're supposedly all mares, but I think you should be able to track them down. We have the coordinates for a hideout of theirs... I'm sure a bit of interrogation will get you a long way"

"Doesn't sound too hard," said Deputy Star, cracking his neck, eager to get started already.

"Agreed. You know our prices, princess. Say the word and we'll be on our way."

Celestia bit her lips, and held her breath for a short while.

"Fine. The Equestrian laws hereby seize to apply for you."

"And?" asked Ruby, chuckling lightly.

"And you get to pick a servant from my staff to take with you on this quest."

"And?" asked Deputy this time.

Celestia's cheeks turned bright red.

"I'm not doing that, she said sternly."

The two stallions looked at each other, then back at the princess.

"Thank you for your time, Sunbutt, but I think we'll pass this one," professed Ruby Sword as he and Deputy Star both turned around to leave.

"Wait!" yelled Celestia and they did, looking back at her with smug, knowing grins.

"A-alright then, I'll kiss your asses."

Up until now, the pouty-lipped guard had managed to keep her tongue despite wanting to protest what was happening on more than one occasion, but this was too much for her. The loyalty and respect she felt for her ruler got in the way of her logic and she called out.

"Wait! What do you think you're doing!? Expecting to have your plots kissed by royalty! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"

"Oh, all we don't expect much from her, we already know from our previous job that she's a bad kisser," snickered Ruby Sword, causing everypony in the throne room, (especially Celestia) to blush deeply.

"From you, however, our new servant girl, we expect a lot, and you better live up to our expectations or there will be punishments," added Deputy Star with a delightfully cruel grin.

Suddenly, her heart started pounding. She knew they weren't bluffing. She had just heard Celestia herself issue an order that they were not only exempt from all Equestrian laws, but that they would get ownership of one of her servants. She suddenly regretted speaking out.

Her train of thought was broken as Celestia raised her voice.

"Everypony, get out!!" she shouted with a rekindled rage, which caused everyone but Ruby and Deputy to flee the room in a panic.

Once everyone was gone, she looked at the two stallions, her eyes filled with regret but determination. They both looked back at her smugly, enjoying that they once again would get a chance to dominate the princess.

"Okay, then... Let's get this over with," she mumbled mostly to herself.

Reluctantly and under heavy breaths, that colored the air around her grey with steam, she closed her eyes and puckered her lips, trying her best to mentally prepare herself for the humiliating act that she was about to be brought upon her.

"Oh, no you don't," laughed Deputy Star.

"What!?" she answered annoyed. "I'm ready to... Urgh... 'kiss' your rumps." saying that out loud made her shiver.

"What he's trying to say, princess buttkisser, is that you don't get to stand there and wait for it. You're coming to us," continued Ruby Sword.

Celestia watched in disgust as the green stallion, turned his body around and leaned downwards a bit. The movement separated his ass cheeks apart for her. His slightly feminine, stallion plot crack came to sight as he flicked his tail away, readying his stinky plot for her lips.

Celestia gave off a sound of dismay as she inspected his "assets" from a distance.

His thick, leathery asshole, as well as the once green fur around it, both had a brown miscoloring the cause of which should be quite obvious.

Deputy Star chuckled.

"Did you just forget to wipe for a week there, body," he asked gleefully, waving a hoof in front of his masculine muzzle.

"Try two weeks," laughed Ruby Sword, as he gave his filthy plot a light, taunting wiggle.

"Well, I'm afraid I can't compete with that," his friend answered as he turned his body around and presented the princess with his ass as well. "I only spend four days dirtying up, but I do feel gassy, so I think her majesty is gonna smell a little more than just ass when she has her face between my man-buns."

Celestia took a step backwards, repulsed to the core.

"O-our agreement said nothing about neither farts nor, nor -" she shivered. "-unwiped ass!"

She was more scared than angry now.

"True, but we didn't specify those things wouldn't be part of it, either. I mean... You can't honestly expect smooching our butts would be a squeaky clean experience, can you?" chuckled Ruby Sword, taking a small step backwards, towards the cowering princess.

"This isn't fair," whimpered Celestia, tearing up slightly. "You weren't this dirty last time."

"Well, this is a bigger job, Sunbutt. It requires a bigger payment," explained Deputy Star calmly as he and his companion both slowly approached the princess, ass first, ready for kisses.

The princess did the same and backed up, only, instead of an unwilling ass-kisser, she only had a wall behind her curvy plot to look forward to.

The princess reached said wall, but the stallions continued closing in.

Soon the smell of male-musk and Ruby Star's feces reached her sense of smell and she gagged.

"P-please..." she begged before the two stallions stopped, inches before stink-facing her.

"Kiss us," demands Deputy Star coldly. "Kiss us, or the deal is off."

She whimpered. She needed them and she knew it.

She closed her eyes and puckered her lips, but with the oozing stench of dirty plot bathing her face in foul malodors, she couldn't bring herself to kiss.

The stallions noticed, and Ruby took initiative, grabbing Celestia by the neck and forcing her face first into his friend's ass.

She cried and moaned in stinky torment as she felt her muzzle being pressed into Deputy's filthy asshole.

She winced at the horrible stench. It was much worse when her snout touched his dark, musky plot.

She felt powerless as Ruby began to move her face around against his friend's anus, adding a thick layer of stallion ass-musk to the tip of her muzzle and lips.

The intense smell and humiliation brought tears to her eyes, and her suffering didn't lessen in the slightest as Deputy Star seemed to make reality of his threats from earlier.

She felt his asshole pucker against her snout, and Ruby Star, getting the hint, brought her into ass-kissing position, her puckered lips, against his puckered asshole.

The very next moment she was assaulted by the intense stench of an eggy, cabbagy emission from Deputy's bowels. With her lips right against his ass, some of the fart cloud inevitably made it into her mouth causing her to cough at the sour taste of freshly released, horse flatulence. A mistake that would prove to have great consequences.

"Oh, she wants me to stink on her tongue it would seem," laughed Deputy Star, as her mouth was wide open, busy coughing.

Deputy took this opportunity to fart straight into it, puffing up her cheeks and turning her green in the face with nausea. The sour, eggy, rotten, foul taste of the direct tongue fart completely overtook her senses, and she moaned in displeasure.

As he gassed her a third time, the amount of fart inside her mouth became too great, and it began to leak out of her nostrils, burning her sense of smell on its way out.

She cried at the horrid taste and smell of Deputy Star's ass and farts.

"You made her look like a chipmunk," giggled Ruby Sword, looking at the puffed up cheeks of the sobbing princess.

"Collecting stinkers for her winter supply," taunted Deputy, wiggling his firm, smelly plot in the crying princess' face.

Her horn finally ignited and she pried herself away from the man ass that had her captured.

"Enough!" she uttered beneath staggering breath, reeking of farts.

"Fair enough," chuckled Ruby Sword. "My turn then."

Celestia's eyes widened, as her two temporary owners switched places, getting ready to shove her face into Ruby's shitty asshole.

"Can I have a break first?" she asked.

"Sure. I could come back after I've taken a dumb if you want," coos Ruby Sword, while his friend chuckled lightly.

She gives off a sad sigh...

"Fine... Let's just get this over with."

Once again, she closed her eyes and puckered her lips, knowing she was about to have a filthy asshole pressed against those lips en mere moments.

Rudy Sword got into position in front of his asskisser and lifted his tail high in the air, allowing her to smell his filthy rectum as it was looming mere millimeters in front of her.

The intense stench of old ass musk and unwiped shit overwhelmed the princess completely, almost causing her to vomit.

"No. Please. Urgh, it's - it's, urgh, it's too much. It's-it's filthy!" she pleaded as she realized just how unbelievable foul Ruby Sword's dirty backside was.

"Princess Obvious strikes again," he laughed as he backed his ass up in her face, Deputy Star holding her in place so she didn't turn away from her stink-facing.

She hated the feeling of his moist exit against her muzzle almost as much as she hated the nauseating smell. Still, she did what was asked of her end pressed her lips against his puckered asshole, releasing with a quiet smacking sound.

She whimpered as she kissed it again. She could feel a layer of musk and shit being smeared onto her lips like brown lipstick, and her cries got even more pathetic.

The two stallions were engaging in ordinary small talk, as she kissed ass.

After a minute of degrading herself, Celestia asked a question that had been on her mind the entire time.

"C-can I stop?"

"You can stop once you've given my plothole a good lick," proposed Ruby Sword with a light smile, causing Celestia to gag at the thought of pressing her tongue against such a filthy ass.

She whimpered and sniffled, as she poked her tongue out. She was going to comply. She would do anything to get out of this torment.

Reluctantly, and overwhelmed by disgust, she touched the stinky, musky, foul, filthy rectum she was serving.

The nasty taste of asshole and old shit immediately caused her to retract her tongue in vomit inducing distaste. She was going to comply... but she couldn't.

"Oh no, you don't. He told you to lick it," said Deputy Star, grabbing her by the neck and forcing her back against Ruby's stink-star.

Celestia whined and pleaded but Deputy made sure to hold her in place against his friend's nasty anus.

Out of options and against her better judgment, she opened her mouth around his stinky asshole and let her tortured tongue glide across it, tasting his filthy residue to its fullest, and adding a layer of nasty brown to her tongue.

Feeling her lick, Rudy Sword, in all his "fairness" looked back at his partner and gave him a nod, indicating that Celestia had complied, and he let go of her.

She fell to the ground, spitting, gagging and whining, as the two stallions walked towards the exit.

"We won't disappoint you, princess ass-kisser," giggled Ruby, as the princess got to her hooves.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" snared the flustered, disgusted princess. She spat and huffed some more before laying down her plans of potential revenge for her disgusting degradation.

"If you fail the mission. I will make both of you my personal toilet slaves, forever!" she shouted at them, red in her face by both embarrassment and anger.

Deputy looked annoyed and rolled his eyes at her, but Ruby just chuckled lightly.

"You really wanna go and make yourself disappointed instead of relieved when we kick these terrorist's flanks!" he said laughing before opening the door.

Outside, Celestia's staff were waiting, horrified at the sounds of their monarch's suffering. Everpony moved aside when they saw Ruby Sword and Deputy Star walk through the door, looking satisfied and confident.

Ruby, eyed out the petite waitress who had spilled the whiskey earlier, and she almost peed herself in fear.

"Oh, Celestia?!" he sang back to the still angry princess.

"What!" came the moody yell from the throne room.

"Why don't you just spare yourself the trouble and allow us to punish the waitress we discussed earlier!"

"Fine! Do what you must! Just get out of my sight!" she yelled again.

The mare was done almost peeing herself in fear, as yellow liquid spilled ran down her hind legs. She backed up as the two cruel looking stallions grabbed her and dragged her off to be tortured.

She cried, yelled and pleaded for mercy, and her cries echoed through the hall where the remaining portion of Celestia's staff stood frightened and disturbed. In particular, the pouty-lipped guard that had told them off earlier was drenched in sweat and shaking in her armor... the words that Deputy Star had told her he and his companion dragged the poor, helpless waitress by her, had chiseled her fear in stone.

"We'll take care of you later, sugar-rump."

She knew she had been chosen to be their slave... she was fucked.

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They found a nice empty room to punish their new toy in.

She cried and wiggled as they threw her inside, causing her to stumble and fall on the floor.

She scrambled under staggering breath, trying to get on her hooves but Deputy Star was quick to lay on top of her, pinning her under his strong body.

With her face pushed against the floor and her meek pleas for forgiveness as good as muffled, her captors could discuss her torture in relative peace and quiet. Though their discussion was shortlived.

"Dips on her mouth" hurried Ruby Sword.

"Well, I'll take her ass then," answered Deputy, not even slightly disappointed. "It looks unused. Could need a big cock to stretch it a bit," he continued, causing the already struggling mare to fight even more, still to no avail.

"Well, you would be the stallion for the job, would you not," winked Ruby Sword.

They both giggled at their victims upcoming suffering.

"Well, let's get to it, pal."

Deputy repositioned the mare beneath him, spreading her ass cheeks far apart for his own pleasing. After getting her tail out of the way, he was ready to bury himself inside of her tight, virgin asshole.

"Brace yourself, this is going to hurt like a motherfucker," he whispered into her ear, before biting it gently.

"This, however, is not gonna hurt at all," smiled Ruby sword approaching her face, ass first. "But trust me, baby... it's gonna be far worse."

He planted his nasty, stinking asshole on her face, right as Deputy raped her butt.

She screamed in pain as her rectum was stretched beyond reason and she colored her torturer's cock red with blood.

The stench and taste of Ruby's ass were only increased as she breathed heavily and whined at her anal-raping, and it almost made her puke on him as he rubbed it around on her face, browning her up.

Down the hall, Celestia's staff once again heard the horrible noises of somepony suffering, and the pouty-lipped mare guard who had insulted them earlier sat in a puddle of her own urine, shivering, sweating and rocking back and forth, dreading the future torture she knew would be coming her way.

Ruby got tired of their victim's lack of tongue and he presented her with an ultimatum.

"Lick my asshole, bitch, or we'll try to fit both our dicks up that ass of yours at once... and trust me, we can be very persistent."

She cried, but tongued his butt, taking in the bitter, rotten taste of weeks of increasing dirtiness.

With the combined torture of pain in her ass and stench in her face, she passed out right as Deputy came.

"Good times, bro," said Ruby as they walked out, leaving her to get some rest.

The big-lipped guard saw them and the mere sight caused her to pass out as well.

The stallion just laughed at that.

"We certainly seem to get the ladies to faint today, don't we," he said as he picked up her unconscious body over his back.

"You bet... Guess you're just too hot for them to handle."

"Don't be kissing my ass now... There's no need when we got her," he laughed, nodding towards their new slave.

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And so... they left. They had a quest to complete.