Ember was not having a good day. She was unbelievably frustrated at the simple fact that nothing had been going right. First, she had to settle a retarded fight with two of the most stubborn dragons she had ever had the displeasure of meeting. They had wanted to walk past each other and both refused to fly over or walk around the other, resulting in a shouting match that, to her knowledge, was still going on, then she had been interrupted in the middle of trying to relieve herself sexually by a baby dragon that one of her maids brought with her and if that wasn't bad enough, the endless marriage proposals she got on a daily basis from every single male dragon who came near her home was starting to piss her off immensely.

"No Skullcrusher, I must deny your proposal to be my mate, " Ember said as her frustration grew.

"But Lord Ember, you must provide an heir to the throne, and who better to father that heir than me," Skullcrusher boasted as he flexed. "Just think of how easy it'll be with me around, since you could do all the cooking, cleaning, and get a child, and I can take over as Dragonlord!"

"As...horrible as that sounds, I need not have an heir for a few hundred years, not to mention how open you are about being against every policy I have ever instated."

"Come now my lord, we both know you just need a good male by your side to keep your decisions in check. Honestly, I'm doing you a favor, I mean declaring Pony hunting Illegal and making peace with them? You clearly need a male by your side to put you in..."

"Alright you can just piss off, I'm needed for a diplomatic meeting in Equestria," Ember said angrily, "Guards, please escort Skull home, and first one to knock out a tooth gets a raise." Skull turned and ran as fast as he could as the fully grown dragon guards chased him home, more than ready to beat the shit out of him when they caught up to him. Still grumbling angrily, Ember got out of her throne, but she was stopped almost at once by the Royal Advisor.

"This guy." She thought irritably as he began speaking.

"Morning my lord, you have 214 more potential mates on the waiting list, shall I..."

"No." She said angrily "I've told you nicely, and I've told you angrily, I am not, into Males." She shot a column of smoke out her nose.

"yes well I'm afraid your opinion matters very little, so please sit back down and try and find one that..." Ember held her hand up and put her fingers together in a snapping position.

"Who's the Dragonlord?" she asked, her advisor got on his knees at once.

"You are my lady."

"Who makes the laws?"

"You do my lady."

"Who can have you beheaded with a snap of her fingers?"

"You can my lady!" Ember nodded.

"Then shut the fuck up before I snap." Ember turned to leave before adding. "And call my father, I am going on a Diplomatic meeting and won't be back for a while, he is not allowed to make changes to the laws, other than that let him go wild." With that, she made her way up the stairs to grab a few gems as a snack before departing.

"Good, I'll just have him decide on who you will be your mate then." The Advisor thought with a smile before raising his voice. "Former Dragonlord Torch has been summoned to hold the mantle of temporary dragon lord until such time as Dragonlord Ember returns." After a few minuted the large door opened and Torch walked in, he walked past the tiny throne that Ember had been sitting on and sat on the gargantuan sized one that was basically the entire back wall.

"What is the current business?" He demanded.

"we were going through the remaining 214 possible mates for you daughter my lord."

"How many of them are male?" He demanded, the Advisor was dumbfounded at that "TELL ME NOW!"

"All of them sir, you have a Daughter after..."

"My Daughter does not like males in that way, they are all denied! What is the next motion!"

"But sir, we can't just let your Daughter mate with another Female, there are rules, she needs an heir! The Dragon Council would never..." Without hesitation, Torch held up his large hand and a Snap sounded through the castle.

" Guards, execute this sexist-ass Advisor," Ember heard the snap just as she finished her snack.

"Dumbass should have kept his mouth shut." She muttered as screaming sounded for a moment before being cut off abruptly. "Oh well, maybe his replacement will be smarter...then again that was my 4th advisor this month." her snack finished Ember walked up to her room for the Equestria bag, as in accordance with Equestria Law she was required to wear clothing, witch Barb has been kind enough to deliver for her, she hadn't seen Barb in a hot while, but she remembered her being about as average as any of the other females Ember knew, altho her personality had grown on Ember rather quickly. She'd never say it aloud but she did have to admit to herself she had a small crush on Barb. Ember pulled the bag from under her bed and put on its content, the Underwear was itchy, the Bra was just the right size, much to her irritation as she covered her A sized bust with it. Something that was normal for most Dragons, the biggest she'd ever seen was a B cup Dragoness who had been the talk of the Dragon lands for quite some time. The Ponies she had met both had sold D cups, which just pissed her off more, she put on the Shorts and T-Shirt, they were both a dark shade of blue, the shirt had two large holes for her wings in them. once she made sure none of them would fall off or rip as she moved she walked to her balcony and began her journey to Equestria, as she flew away from her castle, she got a good view of Skull getting his face beat in.

"Ha." Ember laughed as she flew over the scene and went on her way, it took her over an hour to get to the Equestrian border, once she landed at the preappointed meetup spot she didn't have to wait long for the Princess of Friendship to arrive. She saw the pony as she was flying down.

"Ember thank you so much for agreeing to come." She said, Ember completely blanked on her name.

"Yeah, no problem," Ember replied with a shrug before using an old Dragon trick to get her name "I, Ember, Ask permission to have access to the lands of Equestria for visiting purposes."

"Oh!? well I, Twilight Sparkle, Grant you that permission to have access to the lands of Equestria for visiting purposes."

"Thank you." Ember said, "Twilight something or other, just remember that first part and it should be fine." the two stood in silence for a moment "So why am I here again?" She asked.

"Oh sorry! We just needed you to, you know, come on down, sign the Peace treat, and then we can talk about things like Ponies and Dragons immigration."

"Can't think of any part of the Dragon lands that is Ponysafe, but we've been working on it, the Capital's kind of a castle now, and I'm working on pushing the idea of Make your cave a home, maybe get some actual cities built, not gonna happen for a while, but Dragons live a long ass time so, you know I've got time, baby steps and what not."

"So." Twilight said awkwardly, a Question burning in her eyes "Why'd you agree to come?"

"Wha's that now?" Ember asked absentmindedly.

"Well I've sent you an invitation to come about 6 times in the past month alone and you've just ignored them all."

"Oh Yeah, I just actually read one I guess," Ember said as she thought on the letter that she had been attached to Twilight's last invitation, she had opened it and found an invitation from Barb begging her to humor Twilight, adding that she'd love to see her again, Ember had announced she was coming and gone to tell her now deciesd advisor she was leaving, only to find Skullcrusher waiting for her. Jumping back to the present she said bluntly "Yeah the others just came at bad times, got burned to ash before I could really read any of em, Always got sent to me when I was in a Lava bath." Twilight seemed to buy that.

"Alright, well now that your here if you'll just grab my hand I can teleport you back to the castle, Barb should have your side of the room ready."

"My side?" Ember questioned.

"Oh, she wanted to set it up like a Sleepover, since she hasn't seen you in almost a year." Ember thought on that for a minute.

"So you're telling me, that me and Barb are gonna be sleeping in the same room, for a Week?"

"Yeah, but she said if you didn't want to..."

"Nope, Love the idea, sounds like a great way to spend some time together and catch up on each other's lives."

"Great, hand please?" Ember took her hand and, after a very disorienting moment, they were in front of Twilight's castle, Twilight's hands became rapidly sweaty as she took a deep breath, looking exhausted. "Oh Sweet Celestia that was a Jump." As Twilight takes a few deep breaths Ember looks back at Ponyville, any and all mares she spies with her eye have at least a C cup, with the exception of most of the Pegasus having B cups.

"Stupid Sex ponies and their fucking Genetics." She thought before turning to aid Twilight up the stairs, once at the top and threw the Door Twilight informs Ember where to go and the two walk into what Ember figured was a Kitchen, not something she really knew much about other than that it was where the Ponies stored their food but not where they ate it, Twilight got up and headed to the Fridge to grab a drink, Ember was about to ask what she should do when a Squee from the door caught her attention, Barb ran in before Ember could fully turn and Pulled Ember into a Hug, who instantly felt something wrong. Barb hugged her tight for a moment before backing up, Excitement etched into her face, Ember stared dumbfound at her, Last she had seen her Barbs height maxed out just at Embers chest, now she was slightly taller than her, but that was not what caught Ember off guard, it was Barbs entire body, She had an HourGlass figure, her teeth sparkled white, her scales where shining and soft to the touch, and her chest, oh for the Love of the Lord Her Chest, She was Rocking a Pair of Double DD. One single thought ran through her mind as Ember looked at her Happy friend.
"This is some Cosmic Bullshit!"
"It's so good to see you again!" Barb sang out as she pulled Ember into another hug. "It's been so Long Since I last saw you! How are you!?"

"I'm amazing," Ember said, amazed at how unangry her tones sounded. "How have you been?" "You Lord forsaken Super Modle." Ember mental slapped herself as Barb grabbed her hand and lead her out of the kitchen.

"Oh so much has happened since I last saw you! Let me tell you about my friend Mesosoma!"

Author's Note

Spike is a Female Dragon, no other characters have been Genderbent, expect Thorax who is now Mesosoma, Why? Casue why not."

In this story's world, Spike was born Female.

Love of the Lord means Love of the Dragon Lord, No Biblical comments