Power Pony Federation
SNME: Opening and Pegasi Card Run
Previous ChapterA rapid opening begins as the lights go on and off, showing a different wrestler each time until it stops on Black Soul.
"RAINBOW, I COME FOR WINNING! GUDLYNESS WILL PREVAIL IN THE RING!"
"Puh-leez! Me, lose to a moron like you? Watch me take your face to the mat and make that mug of yours actually something I can look at without cringing."
"I'm not going to let this opportunity pass me by, T.Y. Thunder! You'll soon know why I'm called the Bruiser, and how I bring the pain!"
"Blaze, I'm like the summer's breeze. I'm cool, calm, and ready for anything. When you can move like I can, you don't need to worry 'bout getting hit."
"Don't worry, Ditzy. Our match will be the shortest in PPF history when I lift you into the Tamer and bring your head crashing to the mat. Hmm, maybe it'll rattle your eyes straight."
"Make fun of me all you want, Triple X, but I know something about you that I can work with. And through any kind of weather, I'll land the Mailmare's Creed and win."
"So, John, no hard feelings after I take you to hell?"
"Oh, no hard feelings at all. Because it doesn't matter who I face, because I will put everything I got in that ring!"
"Monday, I showed a different side to me. I wonder if I'll show you another?"
"Different sides? I have multiple faces to use, so seeing another one isn't going to throw me off in the slightest."
Damien Smith rolls his neck and flaps his wings once before speaking.
"Don't think that I can be fooled by dark tricks or mind games, 'Murky Depths'. I've seen what you can do, now it's my turn."
"Darkness doesn't require tricks to fool your eyes. Just as I don't require much effort to take you into the very pits of cold emptiness."
"Dead ponies make the best fires, and this lighter is going to burn you away."
"..."
The rundown of wrestlers end. The screen remains black for a second before the introduction to the show begins.
"Welcome everypony to Saturday Night's Mane Event!" Celestia announced from her announcers table.
"As you can see, our bracket is filled for the Pegasi Tournament, and we're going into the second round!" Celestia continued to announce over the crowd's roar.
"There's only one name that's already in the second round, and that's Pheonix Dawn." Luna interjected.
"Another announcement that will be made later on are the brackets for the Earth, Unicorn, and PPF Championship." Celestia continued. "So far it looks that the Unicorn championship is VERY decided as only 10 wrestlers qualify for it, and three of them are participants in the Pegasi Tournament."
"A healthy 14 Earth ponies are wondering what will await them for their bracket, and the bad part about that, is that nearly half of it is filled with the WWE roster!" Luna exclaimed
"And finally, the big one, the PPF Championship. For qualification, in short, there is none. Every breed can go at it, but only 16 will be chosen," Celestia finished.
"And we're letting fate decide to see who number one in the bracket for the PPF Championship is," Luna exclaimed as the camera panned to the titantron. The titantron pulls up a virtual slot machine that gets cranked, making its symbols spin.
TACK! TACK! TACK!
The crowd roars in approval as they see a minotaur's profile and the name he has, 'The Rock'.
The Rock walks out, looking out to the crowd before beginning his walk down the ramp. After going up the steel steps and in between the middle ropes, he goes up to a turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope, lifting a fist in the air to multiple camera flashes from the audience.
"The Rock, WWE Superstar, is the first of sixteen to be a part of the PPF Championship tournament!" Celestia called out, trying to have her voice heard over the chants of 'Rocky!' from the crowd.
"He's been known as 'the most electrifying man in sports entertainment'," Luna announced. "Now he's making it clear that he is meant to be 'the most electrifying minotoaur in sports entertainment' just as well!"
As The Rock's music goes down, he gets a microphone and leans toward the mat screaming into the microphone, "Finally! The Rock! HAS COME BACK-!"
He paused for a moment before getting up and giving a rub on his jaw. "You know, that's actually a lie, The Rock hasn't been a part of this place called Equestria. The Rock's never heard of Trottingham. The Rock's never had to understand the difference between Seattle, Washington and Sesaddle,Washing-a-ton!"
The Rock held up a finger and waggled it a bit, "But the where doesn't matter to The Rock, it's the why. Why is The Rock talking to you, the ponies, when he could be in the back watching the action come out here. Well, The Rock says this. The Rock wants an opportunity to show why he's the best at what he does, and what The Rock does best is take his hoof down right there-"
The Rock pointed down to his hoof, emphasizing his words.
"He's gonna shine it up, and he's gonna make that some *EXPLICT* shine, and stick it straight up-"
"Fillies and Gentlecolts," Spike began, forcing The Rock to stop what he was going to say. "Introducing to you, she is the PPF's greatest wrestler, the PPF's next great champion, and the star pupil of Princess Celestia. She is, THE PROFESSOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR! TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
Twilight Sparkle then winked in with her magic beside Spike, an upset look in her eye as the music faded.
"You?" She began, showing her surprise. "You are one of the opponents that I will have to see in the tournament that I will, by no doubt, be chosen to participate in? Perhaps, you need a little bit of reality to seep in about who I am and what I do. I am T-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The Rock roared out. "What in the blue hell do you think you're doing interrupting The Rock as he's talking to the ponies? Did you feel that I was taking up too much of your time? Well then, COME ON DOWN PURPLE PANSY! The Rock's gonna give you exactly what a rude little pony needs and that's a spanking!"
Twilight gasped in shock and disgust as the crowd cheered out. "You approve of this?!" She screamed out to the audience. "You approve of this minotaur's foul language?! How dare you! This should be a show that supports children in the learning experience that you can fight with your words, and you can do that without resorting to calling other ponies names!"
The Rock gave a little mimic of Twilight's voice before moving back to his regular voice, "Good God of all things holy, it's like listening to a garbage disposal that won't shut off! Let The Rock ask you one question before he gets out of this ring, how fast can you run?"
With a burst of speed, The Rock slid out from under the ring and began chasing after Twilight.
Twilight shoved Spike in The Rock's way at the entrance ramp and continued running.
Spike looked up at The Rock and started apologizing profusely before being lifted up and slammed with a Rock Bottom.
"The Rock, making his impact tonight on Saturday Night's Mane Event," Celestia announced as a graphic came up to reveal what was going to happen after the commercial break. "And it's going to be time for the first match of T. Y. Thunder going against Blaze Arlis."
"Will the thunder come crashing down?" Luna began, "Or will it be 'The Bruiser' that will come up the victor? This is going to be great!"