Power Pony Federation

by Quick Fix

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Random, Crossover
Length: 22232

WELCOME EVERYPONY, TO PPF, THE BIGGEST WRESTLING FEDERATION INVOLVING PONIES TO DATE!

WELCOME EVERYPONY TO THE POWER PONY FEDERATION! Who should you expect to come out from behind the curtain? 'The Professor' Twilight Sparkle? 'The Dashing One' Rainbow? The Ultimate WarPinkie? 'Triple X' Fluttershy? Apple 'The Jack'?

WHO KNOWS?! All we know is, that we're throwing everything at the wall and seeing what's going to happen!

The Power Pony Federation has a group, so if you are at all interested, we'd like for you to stop by!

(Any author that wants to have an OC in a match send in applications including the following -
Wrestler Name -
Pony, Griffin, Diamond Dog, Other -
Face(Good) or Heel(Bad)? -
Entrance Music - (If you leave this blank, I'll put one up)
Catchphrase - (This will determine your gimmick, so if you want to say something like 'I hear voices in my head' then I'll say the gimmick is that you're insane, get it?)
Signature Moves (Up to 3) -
Match Ending Move - (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE explain the move in some way, don't just give me a fancy name and not give a little detail.)

PLEASE NOTE! I'm not looking for any more Pegasi! Earth, Unicorn, and other viable creatures are more than welcomed.

Any and all similarities to properties belonging to the WWE or My Little Pony are being used in a satirical manner and is not-for-profit in any way, shape, or form, LEGAL BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-09 21:52:46 UTC

SHOW PREPERATION!

"Have we got those lights up yet? COME ON PONIES! We need to be live in an hour!" A unicorn with a clipboard had been walking around, her white flank adorned with three diamonds. As she strolled the backstage, she went to a door marked 'TALENT' on it and opened it, revealing a large room with different ponies, Diamond Dogs, Griffons, and other creatures either suiting up for action or talking with the wrestlers. "ONE HOUR UNTIL SHOWTIME, LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS!" She shrieked, before she started walking away, until a pink pony in face paint and tassels on her legs came right in front of her face.

"You need to know one thing! I come here with the power of the WarPinkie's, from a spaceship loaded with the rocket fuel of the gods! The normal ponies cannot handle such power! This power that pumps through the veins, through the power of the Ultimate WarPinkie!" The white unicorn grimaced as the 'Ultimate WarPinkie' gave a loud SKRONK and proceeded to run through the halls and out of sight.

The unicorn was again ready to leave when she went face to face with her friend Twilight Sparkle. Twilight was dressed in a very professional blue suit and looked extremely dissatisfied at the crazy act that she just witnessed. "Twilight, dear, what appears to be the matter?"

Twilight straightened her head and kept her cool look, "To be honest, I do not believe that we should be wrestling at all, Miss Rarity. Such vulgar violence and debauchery! Instead of little fillies reading a story or playing outside, they would rather watch two ponies get hurt in the middle of the ring! I trust that you do understand the consequences of teaching the small children that fighting resolves matters, rather than logic and understanding, is very unprofessional and unfortunate. I will be sure to continue my complaint letters to Celestia until she changes her mind about doing this."

With that, Twilight went about her way, soon followed after by Spike, the small purple dragon.

Rarity could tell already that this was certainly going to be a new experience already. She and the girls did agree to help Princess Celestia with a project that she had wanted to do, and each of them were given a 'Wrestling Name' and personality that they all had to fall into accordance with. Rarity was lucky, she managed to get the 'Show GM' title and could overview all of the work and talent that would roll in. She was already enjoying it.

"I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE AND ACTING LIKE A STRIPPER!"

Rarity cringed, if anypony was taking the worst of the situation, it was Rainbow Dash, now named 'The Dashing One' Rainbow. Her gimmick was that she was a proud and beautiful pony that would flaunt her looks everywhere. The only other one that may have been having it just as bad was, 'Triple X' Fluttershy. Rarity hadn't seen her, but the gimmick she got was that she was the mastermind that carried a sledgehammer.

"At least we've got some of the girls ready for the shooow..." Rarity was stopped in front of a giant Diamond Dog, he wore black wrestling tights that seemed scratched around his knees. Beside the Diamond Dog was a female Diamond Dog that wore a red suit jacket and matching wide brim hat.

"Pardon me, miss," The lady spoke up, but Rarity's eyes still were locked on the male. His eyes seemed to glisten evilly and she could see the corners of his lips betraying a smile. "Excuse me, would you mind looking at me, instead of my client, Jay Wulf?"

Rarity forced her eyes off of Jay and to the female who held out a paw, "I am Seeing Red, and I was told to find you, Rarity?"

Rarity took the paw of Seeing and shook it, "Yes, a pleasure." Her eyes again shifted to Jay and back to Seeing, "What did you need to see me for?"

Jay shifted his shoulders and his bones snapped loudly, causing Rarity to shiver. Seeing Red gave a pat to Jay's abs and gave a confident smirk to Rarity, "We would like to have our own locker room, and a main event match for tonight. Can you arrange this for us?"

Rarity forced herself to stand her ground, "I will not be able to do such things until Princess Celestia can see what the initial reaction of the show will come out to be."

Seeing Red kept her look of confidence as she lowered her head just enough for her eyes to meet the edge of her hat as she kept looking at Rarity, "How unfortunate, I guess we'll wait then." She pointed Jay to the locker room and then revealed a CD in her coat. "Would you be as so kind as to play this when my client is ready to enter the ring? Thank you." She flicked the disk at Rarity, who only barely got hit by the flying projectile before stopping it with her magic.

The moment she saw no sight of Seeing Red, Rarity's anger could finally be let out. "Such a rude lady, and with a brute like him!"

"I hear ya," Rarity's ears picked up on the southern drawl of her friend, Applejack, now named Apple 'The Jack'. She didn't need to change much on her own gimmick, being an All-Equestrian mare that believed in Jackamania. Rarity turned to Applejack and noticed the yellow and red ensemble, it looked rather good on her. She had a shirt that read 'Jack Rules' in red letters and looked ready to be torn off at any moment. "I hope you ain't sweatin' too hard about the job ya got, Rarity. You've got a lot of talent to take care of."

Rarity gave a thankful smile that she had other ponies to trust in the event that somepony would lose his mind. "We should be ready in another 30 minutes, and by then, we'll have the announcers, the interviewers, and all the camera crew ready."

Applejack gave a nod and cracked her hooves, "Hopefully this is just a one day thing, I enjoy me a good match, but I'd rather be apple buckin'."

Applejack walked off and Rarity went to her office. When she entered, she was greeted by the sight of Princess Celestia and Luna, both of them wearing headsets and watching an old match.

"FORSOOTH! THINE PONY HAS A CHAIR!" screamed Luna, making the walls of the office shake.

"Luna, there's no need to shout, the microphone can get your voice perfectly if you're speaking normally," Celestia tried to settle down Luna before her eyes went back to the match. "Right in the muzzle! And he's going to feel that in the morning!"

"Pardon me, but may I ask why the two of you are... commentating?" Rarity inquired, making the duo turn to her before returning the attention back to the screen.

"We art practicing," Luna spoke up as the match ended.

"You're looking at your ringside commentators for tonight, don't worry, we've made sure to keep the normal duties under wraps," Celestia quipped, nonchalantly.

"RINGSIDE ANNOUNCERS! THE PRINCESSES?!" Rarity could feel the lightheaded oncoming of fainting approaching.

"Well, we couldn't be interviewers. Apparently it was taken by your sister and her little friends," Celestia switched off the TV and noticed the look on Rarity's face. "You feeling the first show jitters? I'm sure I've got something to keep you calm..."

Rarity finally collapsed on a couch, right in front of the desk.

"Is she okay?" Luna asked, looking over Celestia's shoulder.

Celestia smiled, "This show is going to be so much fun..."

LET THE SHOW BEGIN!

"Intro starting up in 3...2...1..."

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As the introduction finished the initial run, the camera opened up to a shot of a giant screen and ramp with the letters 'PPF' plastered on the screen. Suddenly the entire structure erupted into colorful fireworks, making the crowd cheer in the large arena. The camera panned around to the crowd of creatures, some of them having signs that were created specifically for certain wrestlers.

"Welcome, everypony to the first show of the Power Pony Federation! Tonight, we have a small show staring all of the superstars of PPF ready to show what they can do, here in the town of Manehattan!" The voice of Celestia was heard as the camera finally turned to the Princesses behind a table. The table had small monitors and wires all over the place. "Forgive the mess, we've been so excited, we've forgot to actually get organized!"

Luna had been quiet as she had been looking around at the crowd around her. "Sister, how'd so many ponies fit in here?"

Celestia began laughing, "They're all excited to see what I've been doing for awhile now, and hopefully, this show that I'm making, will not disappoint!"

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"The show has a nice start with our General Manager, Rarity!" Celestia spoke, before a pony in a suit picked up a microphone.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, please welcome, the General Manager of PPF, Rarity!" The voice of the announcer echoed through the arena as Rarity waved out to the crowds as she trotted down the metal ramp and stepped into the ring. She took a few moments to pose in the ring for the sudden flash of cameras around her before going to the corner of the ring and getting a microphone of her own as her entrance music faded away.

"Hello to you all, PPF universe!" Rarity cheered, letting the audience respond in kind. "There's a lot I need to do in the back, but before I take care of the more personal matters, I'm here to introduce some of our stars and the card for tonight. The main event will be... 'The Dashing One' Rainbow vs. Apple 'The Jack' in a one fall match. You should also be excited to know that The Ultimate WarPinkie will be going against 'Triple X' Fluttershy. And finally, something I've wanted to start off with since I first saw them, 'The Professor' Twilight Sparkle vs. Jay Wulf!"

The crowd didn't necessarily start cheering or booing at the news, making Rarity worried. Suddenly, music began to play...

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After about thirty seconds, out stepped Jay Wulf, his eyes shining as he stopped at the top of the ramp and howled out. The crowd saw the Diamond Dog and began to boo straight away, making him only respond with a wide smile, revealing his sharp teeth. He sprinted down the ramp and slid into the ring, staring down Rarity before ripping the microphone from her hoof. The music faded away before he began speaking.

"Well now, who do we have here? An Alpha that wants to take control of a business not suited for her?" He briefly paused before flicking one of the curls in Rarity's mane. "Clean, Professional, I'll bet you haven't seen a drop of blood without thinking about cleaning those little hooves of yours." He pulled away for a moment as he walked around the scared GM, "You would be the easiest prey I could get if I dared go after you with sheer force." With that he shoved Rarity, making her fall to the mat and be welcomed by boos from the crowd.

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As the music played, a small dragon next to the ring announcer that introduced Rarity stood up, "Ladies and Gentlecolts! I would like to introduce to you, star pupil of Princess Celestia, magician extraordinaire, and the future PPF Champion, she is 'The Prrrrrrrooooooofffffffeeeeeeesssssssooooooorrrrrrr'! TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"

Twilight Sparkle finally shown up after the long introduction done by the little dragon, she had her own microphone with her and she stood out on the top of the ramp. She had her blue suit on and briefly gave a bow to the audience before raising the microphone to her mouth.

"Thank you kindly for the introduction, Spike, I'll be sure to handle the rest from here." She first looked out to the audience before she spoke up again. "How shameful! Each and every pony in this building should feel terrible for paying to see brutes like the Dog in the ring." The crowd began booing her, to which she didn't seem affected by at all. She looked down at Jay whose attention was now focused on the purple unicorn. "Now, see here, you big bully! That is one of my friends that you shoved to the mat, and I will not take kindly to such a thing!"

"And what shall you do, bookworm? Stop me?" Jay responded, briefly leaning against the ropes and showing his jagged teeth.

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Apple 'The Jack' had enough and began walking down the ramp, feeling really upset about how Jay was acting like a bully to everypony. She went right past 'The Professor' and kept her eyes locked on Jay. When she entered the ring, she went face to face with the dog. Both of them were arguing, neither one backing off.

"Look at all of these wrestlers, especially Apple! She's been reported to have twenty four inches around her bucking legs." Celestia talked to no pony in particular. As she spoke this, Jay flexed his right arm and pointed to his bicep. Apple responded by her own flex and was greeted by thousands of lights going off in the audience from the cameras.

"We're not sure about this," Luna absentmindedly ignored her sister's comment. "The way that Apple has confronted Jay tells us that either one is prepared to start punching and bucking right there," Luna responded, her eyes keenly locked into the conversation that the audience couldn't hear.

Jay shoved Apple, but it didn't make her fall. Apple shoved back against Jay and he didn't fall either. The two of them pressed against each others heads and the conversation continued.

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'The Dashing One' Rainbow now stepped out, she was with two other mares that came out with her, both latched to her sides and rubbing her chest. Some of the crowd could notice they were actually the spa ponies, Aloe and Lotus Blossom. She was laughing as she put the microphone to her mouth, "So, it's all come down to bickering and arguing over who is best? I hate to break it to you all, but I have the looks."

The crowd shouted out, "WHAT?"

Rainbow continued, "I have the talent."

The crowd again shouted, "WHAT?"

Rainbow gave an annoyed look to the crowd and finished her thoughts, "And I'm the greatest thing to grace this planet, BAR NONE! BECAUSE I'M RAINBOW!" She pulled the microphone away as she stared up to the sky and then with a fury she finished, "'THE DASHING ONE'!"

The crowd began to boo at 'The Dashing One', who now had a cocky smile on her face as she waved her flank from side to side, making Aloe and Lotus only grip tighter around her.

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The smile left Rainbow's face as she began running from the entrance and down to the arena floor, through another way that led her to the backstage. Out came 'Triple X' Fluttershy, she looked angry and focused, unlike how she would've normally been. Her eyes kept a lookout on the full ring as she stepped in. 'The Professor' Twilight Sparkle had enough of being ignored on the ramp and had left. Rarity was already making her way to the back as well, hoping to avoid the potential explosive brawl that would take place.

No words were spoken as Triple X stepped on the ring apron and looked out to the crowd. She leaned forward and then shot back into the ropes, spitting out a fine mist of water as she roared out. The audience was cheering like mad as she let out the last of the water in her mouth and went into the ring, now standing right next to Apple and staring down Jay. She put a hoof up and motioned for Jay to hand over the microphone.

Jay complied and put his arms up, roaring into Triple X's face. She responded by doing the same and put the microphone to her mouth. "Get your tail into the back before I break your face!"

Jay raised an eyebrow and gave a grin before going out of the ring and up the ramp. Apple gave a small nod of thanks to Triple X and began walking up the ramp as well to get prepared for her match.

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Apple seemed to stop as she watched Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle step out and line the entrance. Each of them raised a hoof up, showing each of them wearing red bands with the Cutie Mark Crusaders symbol on it. After making their presence known, they each went back to where they came from.

After that short interruption, Triple X got out of the ring and prepared her way to the back as well, finding no more need to stay.

"Well now! So much excitement already, you'd think that a party is going on here!" Celestia commented.

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A pink pony wearing tassels was jogging in place, going slowly forward as she came out of the curtain. Turning to Triple X, she reared up, holding onto imaginary ropes, and screamed out as she shook them and then sprinted away.

The camera was changed over to Celestia and Luna at the commentator's table, Luna looked extremely confused as to what was going on. Celestia's face had a constant smile on her as she continued to restrain her laughter.

"Tia, we're letting you know about our feelings about this..." Luna leaned her elbow on the table and a hoof into her head as she looked at her sister having way too much fun about the situation. "We're not confident that this will last long, and hopefully nothing will come out of this..."

Celestia tapped her hoof on the table, "I say, neigh, Luna. If all goes well, then I'm sure we can make this show last for awhile!"

'The Professor' Twilight Sparkle vs. Jay Wulf

After the excitement had died down during the commercial break, the camera opens to Spike standing beside the normal ring announcer.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, please welcome, Twilight Sparkle's personal ring announcer... Spike!"

Spike kept his smug look on his face, knowing that the boos were not meant for him, but for who he was going to announce the presence of...

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The music began to play and Twilight Sparkle had stepped out from behind the curtain, levitating a book that read on it's cover, 'How to be a Heel in 5 Steps or Less.' Ignoring all of the negative response from the crowd as she went down the ramp.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts! I would like to introduce to you, the number one ranked magician in all of Equestria, Celestia's chosen one, and the future PPF Champion, she weighs in at 201 pounds and a height of ten apples high! She is 'The Prrrrrrrooooooofffffffeeeeeeesssssssooooooorrrrrrr'! TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" Spike let loose his pride with that shout, he was sure that Twilight was going to win.

Meanwhile, at the commentators table, Celestia and Luna were having a conversation about Twilight.

"Tell us, sister, what do you think of your protege as she prepares to fight in her first official wrestling match in PPF?" Luna asked politely.

Celestia gave a shrug, "I know she's good with magic, however in PPF, it is considered against the rules to use any form of magic or ability beyond the normal conditions of your opponent. And seeing as she's not facing another unicorn, she's going to need to rely on her strength and intelligence against Jay Wulf."

The music faded away as Twilight Sparkle got a microphone out and continued reading from her book. "Step One - Insult the town by making fun of some of their most prized talent to come from the town..." Twilight Sparkle briefly paused before settling on a group, "I think the Wonderbolts of Equestria are as ineffectual as giving rocks the ability to fly!"

The crowd gave awkward boos, it was clear that Twilight didn't quite know how to be a good heel, but she was determined to make it work. She went back to the book, "Step Two - Point out the flaws in some of the crowd..." She again paused and looked around before stopping and pointing a hoof out to a sign. "A-HA! You misspelled 'Professor' on your sign! It is clearly flawed!"

Another awkward booing moment and Twilight began to get desperate, she flipped through some more pages before she settled on one. "Step Five - Say the town sucks using profane language?!" She slammed the book to the ring and huffed, "You see?! This is the reason why ignoramuses such as yourselves don't react to such things! You only understand screaming and hollering and vulgarities! You are all rude, unprofessional, and most importantly, not worth any of my time."

That sent the crowd into a loud set of booing as the music for Jay Wulf began.

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"And here's a wrestler that's caused quite the stir from just his presence," Luna commented as Jay pounced out from behind the curtain, he was, of course, much taller than the normal pony and looked more than ripped enough to cause damage. "We're sure that unless 'The Professor' is willing to school this dog, she is going to be in a lot of trouble."

Jay waited until his Talent Manager, another Diamond Dog wearing a red suit and matching wide brim hat came out before he began making his way to the ring.

The normal ring announcer spoke up after a few moments. "And her opponent, from The Underground! Weighing in at 337 pounds at a height of fifteen apples. Being accompanied by Seeing Red, Jay Wulf!"

"I talked with Miss Red, as you can see her coming out, about Jay Wulf. She claims that he has five packs, each of them he is the Alpha of. She also says that he wants to add this 'pack' or show into that listing as well." Celestia spoke with assurance, knowing full well that she wouldn't let Jay have a chance of taking away her show if he tried anything.

Jay entered the ring and the referee went about checking to see if either wrestler was hiding weapons in their tights. Twilight took off her business suit and revealed a monogrammed pair of tights that she was wearing with the letters 'TS' on it.''

The bell rang and the match began.

Jay went straight into taking both of his large paws and throwing Twilight across the ring and into the turnbuckle.

"Jay's wasting little time with his opponent, showing off that massive power he has!" Celestia commented, as Jay leaned Twilight's chin up, exposing her chest. Taking an open paw he pulled back and with a loud 'SLAP!' hit Twilight's chest and pulled away to gloat.

Twilight collapsed and tried to cover her now burning chest, she knew that matching strength was going to be foolish and she rolled out of the ring to catch her breath.

"Twilight rolls out of the ring, that large slap took the wind out of her sails!" Luna yelled, still trying to restrain herself from unleashing the royal Canterlot voice.

Twilight was approached by Spike as he leaned down to look at her, "You okay, Twi?"

She got up and stomped a hoof on the ground, going back into the ring and rushing into Jay with a dropkick. Jay felt the kick and Twilight felt her momentum stop as if she hit her rear hooves into a wall. She hit the ring floor again and scrambled back up as she watch him wipe his chest off to the joy of Seeing Red.

"A dropkick, but that is not enough to take down this big dog. Twilight is going to need to try another strategy!" Celestia spoke calmly, she knew that Twilight was supposed to be a hated wrestler, but she was having a small bit of difficulty from worrying about how badly Twilight was going to be hurt.

Jay wrapped his paws around Twilight's neck and lifted her up in the air, letting her choke for a moment as the ref started counting the illegal move. Jay then threw the pony onto the mat, back first, with a slam and raised his arms to the sky, believing he secured victory as he placed a rear paw on the chest and the referee started counting the pin.

Twilight kicked out at the count of two and laid down on her chest, Spike was smacking the ring apron to try and get Twilight to get up. She waited to feel the touch of Jay's paw before quickly pulling the arm down and managed to bring Jay Wulf to the mat, wrenching it as hard as she could.

"Look at that! 'The Professor' has locked on the Masters Degree, she's hoping to end the match early!" Luna cheered.

Jay Wulf reached out for the rope and gripped it, making the ref count Twilight so she could remove the armbar he was in.

When Twilight let go of the arm, Spike decided to do a little more as he pulled the arm of Jay to the outside ring apron and slam it down as Twilight was talking to the referee.

"Did you just see that? Twilight's personal assistant just did more damage to Jay Wulf with the distraction of the ref!" Luna spoke up, feeling upset about the rules being broken in front of her.

When Twilight had finished her small conversation with the ref, she brought Jay away from the ropes and kept his body bent down. She jumped up and pressed down on the dog's head, making his legs give away and faceplant into the mat. Rolling him over, she then did a backflip and landed her stomach onto Jay, performing a pin.

"1! 2! And Jay kicks out!" Celestia just about jumped out of her chair, seeing her student perform a standing moonsault was nothing short of impressive. She then watched as Twilight went to the top rope nearby and brought her hoof crashing down into the fallen wrestlers snout.

Twilight went back to the arm, instead of putting on another armbar, she opted for a hammerlock. She held on for as long as she could before Jay managed to get to his feet and in a feat of athleticism, rolled forward in the hammerlock and in the roll, kicked Twilight off of him.

Twilight hit the ring mat and Jay went to the top rope, the turnbuckle and the ropes sinking under his weight. Twilight managed to get up and turned to see Jay flying forward with his arm out and hit with a clothesline. Seeing Red cheered as Jay Wulf got up and pointed his thumb to his throat and brought it across.

"Jay is looking to do something big, Twilight is in trouble!" Celestia looked over in anticipation as to what was going to happen.

Twilight finally got up and found herself picked up and looking at the mat below her. Jay Wulf had picked her up and placed her near his knees and with the help of gravity, let his knees drop.

Twilight's head hit the ring and she found herself in a great deal of pain as Jay Wulf put both of her hooves on her chest and pressed down.

"1! 2! 3! Ring the bell!" The referee called out.

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"Here is your winner, Jay Wulf!" The ring announcer called out as the music played.

"A Tombstone Piledriver! Jay Wulf has buried 'The Professor' and won the match!" Luna seemed just as interested in the sheer power and ability of Jay Wulf.

As Jay Wulf and Seeing Red left the ring and went to the back, Spike came up to Twilight and tried to help her up to her hooves.

"Twilight still put up a good fight, surprisingly. You'd never see a lot of that from Ponyville's own librarian outside of PPF, I can assure you." Celestia remarked, ready to see the next match. "Coming up next after the break, 2 mystery opponents, one that seems to like being a bit on the... naughty side, and the other is a little bunny with a heart of gold! Stay tuned!"

Backstage Shenanigans and the two Mystery Opponents

The camera opens after camera break to Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo are holding microphones and each of them are hanging on a rung of a ladder.

"Hey y'all, we're standing right next to one of these here wrestlers. He's this bright color of orange and he don't look too happy." Applebloom held out her microphone to the pony she was talking about, he seemed slightly irritated for being here and was not even looking at the girls on the ladder.

"Excuse us? We're trying to get an interview with you," Sweetie Belle calmly spoke before shoving out her microphone to him.

His eyes met with Sweetie Belle and plucked the microphone from her hoof. "Listen, Sweetie, Bloom, Scoot. I want you to not bug me for awhile, because I'm contemplating on how much I hate my travel agent for making me come here and expect me to fight in a match in this dimension."

"Excuse me?" Scootaloo spoke up. "Dimension? What do you think you are, some sci-fi pony? You sure don't look like it."

The orange pegasus flapped his wings up to Scootaloo, her being at the highest point of the ladder. "I've been through a lot, let's just leave it at that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find out where the rest of the gang is hiding in this arena so we can make our way out of here."

He landed down on the floor and handed the microphone back to Sweetie Belle before stomping off and meeting face to face with a darker version of Pinkie Pie. His eyes shrunk momentarily before he wrapped an arm around her neck in a choke hold. "Get out of here, girls! Pinkie Pie is going to go berserk!"

"Yes! Choke me harder!" She gagged out, which made the orange pegasus release her and back off. "Not into being the dominant one? Don't worry, I can take control of the rest of the foreplay."

"Keep her away from me!" He yelled out before speeding away. The darker Pinkie Pie chuckled and made her way to the entrance curtain.

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"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from... The Naughty Side of Ponyville? Kinkamena..." The ring announcer was confused as all could be as the straight-haired copy of Pinkie Pie made gyrations with her pelvis to the crowd and towards the ring.

"Celestia above! Who in the wide world of Equestria would act like this?!" Luna said with disbelief as Kinkamena stepped in between the ropes and sat on them, rubbing back and forth for a few moments before finishing her entrance to the ring.

"I... may have made a judgmental error when I picked out wrestlers," Celestia worriedly explained, seeing Kinkamena point a hoof at her and humped the air. "Scratch that, I did make a judgmental error."

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The ring announcer had made as much distance between himself and Kinkamena before making his next announcement. "And from the edge of the Everfree, at a height of an apple and a half, weighing in at 6 pounds, he is 'The Heartbreak Bunny' Angel!"

Luna was now in a full blown rage, "ART THOU SERIOUS, SISTER?! A BUNNY?!"

Celestia tried her best to make sure that her ears were at least slightly covered from the loud shout before hearing the bell ring for the match to start. "Not much choice but to call the match now, Luna, just try your best to understand that it's difficult to keep things in control if you scream at me."

Kinkamena saw the rabbit in front of her and prepared to punt him out of the ring.

Angel saw this coming and went right to the ropes and bounced off of them to deliver a dropkick to her head. The attack was surprisingly effective as she keeled over and hit the mat before getting back up and looking at the bunny in disbelief.

"Well, if we must commentate, then we can be sure to say it is a surprise to see such a powerful move from something so small," Luna said, still with malice about what the match was about.

"Oh, it's not the size really, it's how it's used!"

Celestia and Luna turned to see Kinkamena wearing a headset beside them as she was watching the match alongside them.

The princesses looked to the ring and saw Kinkamena glaring angrily at Angel and then back to Kinkamena beside them. Luna and Celestia then looked at each other and tuned their headsets to the personal channel to overseers in the back.

"Yes, we would like to have some sort of drink, mainly of the heavy variety, because I'm not sure if we're stupid enough for this to make sense," Celestia spoke.

"Yes, we would like to have the Fruit Punch delivered to us, also be sure to bring a few grapes as well," Luna finished as she returned to the station where she could commentate again. "Angel seems to be standing still as Kinkamena prepares for... a backslide pin?"

Kinkamena had put her hind knee on Angel's back and attempted to shove her head underneath one of Angel's arms.

"Ooh! Ooh! She's trying to put on her submission maneuver, 'Bondage'!" Kinkamena cheered, still causing the princesses great distress as to how this was possible.

Due to Angel's small size, he just hopped on top of Kinkamena's head and started thumping his foot on her head before grabbing some of the hair and jumping back down to the floor. With a large yank, Angel managed to fling Kinkamena over his head and made her land on her back.

"Unique way to perform a suplex, I suppose," Celestia mumbled, still wondering if she may be seeing things because of her age or if it was because of that one drink she had with Vinyl Scratch before the show started.

Angel got up to the top rope and jumped from it, driving his tiny elbow into Kinkamena's heart. He also was staying on her and waited for the referee to start counting.

"Angel's got the cover... but we haven't seen a referee in the ring this whole time," Luna worriedly observed, until she saw the referee outside of the ring and he started to count the pin.

"1!" The referee called out, until he saw Angel get thrown off and up high into the air by Kinkamena.

Kinkamena had enough and managed to kick the little bunny into a corner from the other end of the ring she was at. The audience audibly gasped and the mares started crying from the sight of the hurt animal.

"Can you believe this? These ponies seem to forget that the rabbit is a wrestler, he is forced into these kinds of risks if he goes into the ring," Kinkamena commented, now her forehooves located between her legs as she leaned in, expecting something.

Kinkamena, in the ring, started to go up the turnbuckle over Angel and waved her butt in the air before shouting out, "It's raping time!"

She jumped from the ropes and dropped butt-first towards the mat that Angel was formerly at. When she hit the mat, she yelled out, both in pain and pleasure.

"Oh, darn. She missed her finisher..." Kinkamena at the commentators table pouted.

Angel stood at the center of the ring and slammed a foot to the ring, waiting for Kinkamena to get up. He slowly stomped faster before he saw her turn completely and delivered a kick to Kinkamena's shin.

The kick was so powerful that Kinkamena went on her back and held the hoof to her chest, crying out as Angel stepped on top of her chest.

"1, 2, 3!" The referee had counted from the outside of the ring, using the same strategy the ring announcer had done to keep away from Kinkamena and signalled the bell to be rung.

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"Here is your winner, Angel!" The ring announcer yelled out, watching Angel get his little paw raised by the referee. The ref moved away and Angel stretched out his left leg and bent his right leg before flexing for the cameras that flashed around him.

"Well, I guess you can't win 'em all, eh girls?" Kinkamena said as she stood up and took the headset off, she gave a sly wink as she passed Celestia and gave a quick nip at her ear before bouncing away to the back.

"Hopefully, we don't run into another incident like this match," Luna sighed, still observing Celestia's wide-eyed look of terror.

"I just realized that there could be worse things to come..." Celestia gulped.

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In an arena, from another dimension far away, wrestlers of the WWE were in their locker rooms getting their gear together. Each of them had been waiting for today and were ready to step inside and prove their worth.

As each one entered though, they curiously found themselves feeling exceptionally light and the hallways going dark.

"Someone should pay their electrical bills, eh, Cena?" CM Punk chuckled.

"Either that or Undertaker over there is getting some pre-match practice before Wrestlemania," John replied.

"Keep walking," Kane growled, not wanting to partake in any of the jokes that the two were making.

"Light's are on further up," Randy Orton noted.

"Well, ain't you Mr. Observant? Smartass," Steve Austin huffed, his southern accent mixing with his usual mood of anger.

"Hope Dad didn't get lost on his way here, that'd be unfortunate," Cody Rhodes absentmindedly spoke softly.

"Anyone else getting that pre-show jitter feeling? It's such a-" The sound of Golddust sucking in air through his pursed lips stopped his sentence before he continued. "-delight..."

Each of them finally got to the light and all of them stopped in place. They looked at each other and then at all of the other 'performers' that were milling around backstage.

"We can all agree on one thing at least," John C. Neigh said. "We didn't expect this to happen tonight..."

What is going on here?!

Rarity had been running towards the back entrance of the arena to where she heard multiple new wrestlers had came in from thin air. They were all causing some form of trouble by either opening and closing doors of the area, screaming about how they got there, and they all looked to have similar coat colors. She ran past a janitor who had a hat turned down so she couldn't see his eyes. What she didn't know was that he was not a minotaur or another bi-pedal creature, but instead the one god that helped cause more confusion thanks to Celestia's attempt to connect a small piece of Earth to Equestria.

The janitor tipped his hat up and grinned, he looked over at the camera that had spotted him and looked at it for awhile before snapping one of his talons and disappearing in a flash of white light.

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"This match is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, from Manehattan, at a weight of 225 pounds and a height of 10 and a quarter apples, 'The Don' Garino!"

Celestia snapped out of her stupor and realized that the show was quickly going to become more dangerous. "I- I need to step out for a moment Luna, I just realized I left my, um, keys in the back." Celestia took the headset off and rushed past Garino to the back.

Luna sat quietly as she looked side to side for a moment, "We guess it'll be us that will commentate... alone..."

Garino stepped into the ring and flicked a hoof off his chin, an Italian sign of disrespect that got him a few boos.

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The ring announcer looked at his cards and couldn't find anything about this wrestler. He could only watch as the pony with a blue and red ying-yang symbol with a white line separating them walked around the ring and set himself besides Luna.

"Hiya. CM Pony. Formally CM Punk, but I think it'd not fit well considering the situation we got here," The grey earth pony spoke as he adjusted the headset to him and sat cross-legged on the chair. Luna kept staring at him until he finally noticed, "What're you staring for? You guys can't have just one ring commentator, that wouldn't be fun! And considering that I am, one, the best in the world, and two, voice of the voiceless, I fit qualifications. And I should also say I have experience doing this as well, but it wouldn't matter."

Garino was talking to the referee about CM Pony and seemed to think he was meant to be his opponent.

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The ring announcer got his cards and found the right one, "And his opponent! From Ponyville, at a height of 10 apples and a weight of 198 pounds! He is 'The Bruiser' Blaze Arlis!"

"Alright, so I don't know anything about these ponies, so start spilling, hot stuff," CM Pony said with little empathy.

"Well, we can tell you that Garino is a pony that believes he runs this company, which of course is out of the question-" Luna started to explain.

"Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did I hear you say 'we' instead of 'I'? What are you, a pony that has multiple personality disorder?" CM Punk asked, sounding more annoyed than curious.

"It has been a problem for us to get over. We've been practicing the more common language since we returned, but, alas, sometimes I still go back to how we spoke so long ago," Luna finished, thinking back to when she was first banished one thousand years ago.

"Ok, fine. Keep talking about these guys," CM Pony said, his eyes rolling at the ridiculousness.

"The other pony, Blaze Arlis, is a recent and upcoming rapper in Equestria," Luna tried to offer.

CM Pony put a hoof in his face, "That tells me so much about his wrestling talent, thank you."

The bell rang and the two ponies locked up in the middle of the ring. Blaze latched on a headlock and was pushed into the ropes and then off of Garino as he ran to the other side of the ring. Garino hit a clothesline into him and got a headlock applied on him as he laid on the mat.

"Garino is wanting to keep Blaze on the mat, both of these stallions are evenly matched, and most importantly, Garino looks like he has a battle plan already placed in his head," Luna thoughtfully announced to the amazement of CM Pony.

"I guess I can't knock your ability for commentary, star hair. By the way, how does that even work?" CM Pony started trying to mess with the night sky mane and watched as his hoof would phase through it in amazement.

Blaze forced himself up and looked at a turnbuckle. With his strength, he pushed away from the headlock and ran up the turnbuckle into a moonsault that collided with Garino.

"One, Two, and Garino, 'The Don', gets the shoulder up," CM Pony spoke up, watching carefully at the performance. "So... even though I was a human, I could still technically wrestle as a pony, right?"

Luna looked over CM Pony in shock, "HUMAN?!"

CM Pony looked over at Luna's dropped jaw, "You make it seem like being a human is a bad thing. Believe me, it isn't. You get these things called fingers and toes..."

Blaze hoisted Garino to the top rope, letting his rear hooves just hang enough so it would keep him up as he wrapped his left forehoof around his head and dropped it to the ground. When he got up, he pumped a hoof into the air and gave a smile to the crowd before stepping over Garino's back and pulling up the rear hooves up into a high-angle Boston Crab, otherwise known as...

"The Walls of Jericho?! How does that pony even know how to make that move?" CM Pony questioned, nearly getting up from his seat in his upset state.

The referee leaned down and waited to see if Garino would tap out, watching him carefully. Garino got off of his stomach and on his back with extreme difficulty and with his remaining strength, pulled up and bit into Blaze's forehead. The referee began to make his five count before Garino pulled back and headbutt Blaze onto his back as the two of them laid on the mat.

"As the referee begins the ten count, you have to say that so far, both wrestlers look worse for wear," Luna said, still occasionally giving unsure glances at CM Pony's direction.

Both wrestlers got up and Garino started hitting a few jabs at Blaze before spinning his body into a Roundhouse Buck that made Blaze fall down to the mat. Garino made his way to a turnbuckle and jumped into a moonsault that just barely missed Blaze. Garino gripped his abs in pain as Blaze waited for him to get up.

Blaze pulled Garino up in a suplex and held him in the air for a few moments before bringing Garino forward and dropping him in a DDT-style manner.

"Blaze hits Judgement, he goes for the cover, one, two, and GARINO HATH KICKED OUT!" Luna yelled out, making CM Pony cringe.

Blaze in his shock sat on the ring floor for a moment. He was sure that the match was supposed to end with that... In desperation, he pulled Garino up and Irish Whipped him into the ropes.

Garino, in a burst of speed, hit a large clothesline that made Blaze fold in half before he landed on his back. In the rebound on the rope, Garino then tucked down,rolled forward, and jumped up, landing on his back on top of Blaze. Hooking the leg, the referee counted the 1, 2, 3.

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"Here is your winner, 'The Don' Garino!" The ring announcer pronounced as the referee held the hoof up for the orange pony.

"And with The Sweep, Garino picks up the victory," Luna commented, seeing Garino begin to trot back with a confident stride. He was so pleased that he was able to win something and not get excessively abused from it.

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Garino kept walking, regardless of the entrance music that played and was met with an orange pegasus that jumped up and performed a Lou Thez Press before punching the chest of Garino.

Garino started choking as he felt his heart and lungs stop for a brief moment before they started working again and his entire body seized up from pain.

Getting up, the upset pegasus flared his wings as he trot to the ring. He looked extremely angry as he pulled out a steel chair and grabbed a microphone as Blaze was slowly getting up. When the chair-wielding pegasus came back into the ring, he waited for a moment as he dropped the chair away from him before sweeping one of his rear hooves underneath the standing pegasus, letting him fall on his back before hopping up and jamming an elbow into his chest as well.

"My goodness! Such blatant violence, and there's not even a sanctioned match for it!" Luna gasped, only making CM Pony groan.

After setting the chair in the middle of the ring, the attacker sat down and kept his sour expression as he held the microphone up. "I'm not playing this game, Discord. I'm not going to stay in this universe and be part of this thing you're trying to do," he huffed.

"Pardon me, princess. I'm sensing this guy has some answers," CM Pony spoke as he got up from his chair and got a microphone as well. "Hey, buddy, I've got a few questions for you."

The orange pegasus looked over at the grey pony and his eyes went wide before he shut them. "Please, don't."

CM Pony stepped in the ring and looked at the orange pegasus that seemed to be shaking slightly. "For one, who are you? Two, who is this Discord guy? And three, what 'thing' are you talking about?"

The pegasus got up and looked at CM Pony in the eye, a tired and slightly irritated expression on his face. "My name is Quentin Clemens, better known throughout the multiple places I've been slingshot across dimensions as Quick Fix. Discord is the only draconequus in existance, and he's the individual in particular that puts myself and a group of ponies in constant danger, just because it's funny."

CM Pony watched as Quick Fix floated above him and then out of the ring to the entrance ramp. "And what this is... it's a takeover of sorts..."

CM Pony looked out at Quick Fix and started laughing, "Oh, I'm sorry. I must've heard something hilarious in that statement. Can- Can you run by that last part again?"

Quick Fix started shaking again and put the microphone to his lips, "Something bad is going to happen, and I think I know what it is."

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Celestia came out and with anger, stared down the pegasus she towered over. She had something with her underneath one of her wings, a briefcase. She looked towards the ring and flew right into it, bypassing the ramp entirely. She entered the ring and set the briefcase down and opened it before getting her own microphone.

"Attention, everypony. I have news of a certain guest that has informed me of why we are seeing a sudden influx of wrestlers," Celestia did her best not to show her frustration, but even the audience could tell that she was really heated about something. "I have been told that, thanks to a slight error on the part of myself when I created PPF, we've been letting in random wrestlers from other dimensions in here. This was not my intent, as I only wanted wrestlers from this Earth, not any others. Because of this, the guest in question has informed me that in order for him to get enough power to fix the problem and send everypony back, we need to get a rather large audience to watch and cheer for the show."

Celestia pulled from the briefcase a set of papers, "This is all of the legal documents for us to have our first major show, My Little PPF. It will have more major events, more wrestlers, and most importantly, it will give us access to the Lamb Ewe stadium at Green Hay, hopefully to get enough ponies to fill its entirety and get the most power directed from it to resolve the issue."

"Yeah, that'll help," CM Pony sarcastically added. "I know what else you could do, you could stare into the camera and say, 'If you believe in PPF, clop your hooves'!"

"You may never know, Pony," Quick Fix interrupted. "If there has been a common law that I've seen from doing these things is that with different dimensions come different rules. Until we get there, I say we perform our best and hold out until then, sound reasonable?"

Celestia nodded her head to Quick Fix and looked down at CM Pony before a smile spread on her face. "I know the perfect main event for My Little PPF. Let's have a six-on-six-on-six tag match, PPF versus WWE versus your little gang that Discord has told me about."

Quick Fix bashed his head once into the metal support beam, it was clear he didn't want a part in this, period. "WHY NOT? I say, I don't want to take part in it, and it just happens anyway!" Quick Fix put the microphone down as he began yelling and cursing, thankfully not loud enough so the cameras could hear him.

"I'm game," CM Pony nonchalantly responded. "I'm just not sure how the rest of the guys are going to react."

Celestia held her grin, "It's settled then. Let's have fun while doing this before then though, okay?"

CM Pony stepped out of the ring and up the ramp. If this was the only way back, then he was sure to enjoy whatever ride would come of it.

and it is for THE PEGASI CHAMPIONSHIP!

Celestia returned to her seat next to Luna at the commentators table, her eyes sparkling on how many ideas she could come up with. With the cameras shut off, Celestia started picturing championship belts in her mind. What self respecting wrestling federation wouldn't have any? With the commercials rolling as well, the wrestlers in the back expressed a lot of concern and confusion over the sudden change that had happened.

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"Welcome back to PPF, in case you've tuned in, we have our first official Pay Per View and Main Event set up," Celestia started.

"That's right, we have the Agents of Discord versus Members of the PPF versus Members of the WWE in a Triple Threat, six pony tag match," Luna clarified, still concerned as to what else was going to happen.

The bell rang three times as the announcer raised his microphone up.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for One Fall... and it is for THE PEGASI CHAMPIONSHIP!" The announcer excitedly proclaimed, showing that the ref was holding a golden belt, designed with wings in its outer rim of the center. The audience seemed to grow quiet at the sight of the glimmering title before erupting into cheers of excitement.

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"Introducing first, from Cloudsdale, at a weight of 240 pounds and a height of 10 and 1/8th apples, Damien Smith!"

Luna pondered the name for a moment, "Doesn't sound like much of a pony name, does it sister?"

"Most certainly not, according to the sheets here, we're looking at a messenger from a god that has mecha-wings," Celestia responded, showing Luna the sheets of information she had.

"Hmm. Well, maybe we can see what this pegasus can do, and if he wins, he has the honor of being the first Pegasi Champion," Luna murmered, watching the stallion show off momentarily for the crowd.

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"And from Ponyville's Mail Department! Wait, what? At a height of 9 and 7/8ths apples and weighing in at 185 pounds, Derpy Hooves!"

Luna turned to her sister again, "You brought the mail mare in to wrestle?"

"I did not! In fact, she brought herself in with those Agents!" Celestia snipped back, a scowl momentarily in her face before looking to Derpy again and finding a smile again. "Darn it, I can't be mad at somepony like that, she's just got that look about her that makes you feel happy."

Luna agreed, they all watched as Derpy tried to untangle herself from the ropes and flop into the ring, still looking happily around at the crowd. She then focused her attention to Damien and gave him a smile and wave. Damien waved back, slightly confused as to the opponent that stood before him.

The bell prepared to ring when another theme song hit.

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A brown pegasus rocked down to the ring, despite the protests of the referee and set himself into the ring. With a mic in hoof he looked in between both competitors.

"Despite my moral standards, and my respect to the big lady upstairs, I believe these two competitors are not worth the gold that should be secure around the waist of a pegasus that brings the power, the speed, and the THUNDER!"

The brown pegasus began rocking back and forth again as he spoke, "Because all y'all need to know that T.Y. THUNDER is gonna make the PPF rumble with the Buck-O-Rama while I GET those Buck-O-Rama's!"

The song cut off and another began playing.

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A red pony with yellow wild hair stepped out, his irises white as he looked around the arena before stepping down the ramp with pyrotechnic fire following his steps. His mad smile made some audience members feel uneasy as he would flick a lighter with his wing and stare intently at it before going into the ring, still focused on the yellow-red color that the object provided.

Celestia stood up, having enough interruptions. "All of you, to the back THIS INSTANT. I'm not going to repeat my-"

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As the sound of loud bell gongs were let loose, the crowd and the wrestlers went silent. The lights shut off as many of the audience began to panic. From there, a chanting began to sound.

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The silence was great. Many ponies in robes began to descend the ramp, each with a torch and lining up on the edges to introduce a terrible force, one that would refuse to let upstarts not feel the fear of death clutched at their throats.

The floor began to smoke up, a cold chill now running through the air as a robed pony began his entrance. He passed by the druids, only letting the light reflect the unemotional face for brief moments. Standing at a corner, the pony slowly went to remove his large brimmed hat to the sound of thunder. As light returned to the arena, it revealed that the pony had his eyes rolled into the back of his head before they focused on the wrestlers in the ring.

Stepping inside, he made no motion on who he was going to attack. Each wrestler took to a corner, unsure of what to do. Damian took a step forward, seemingly ready to challenge the new face. The Undertaker took his hoof and managed to grip Damian's throat before chokeslaming him to the mat. Pyro Hooves and T.Y. Thunder jumped out of the ring, not wanting to participate in what this pegasus was wanting to do. Derpy kept her lopsided eyes on The Undertaker and watched him as he slowly turned to her.

A great plume of fire blocked the exit of Pyro Hooves and T. Y. Thunder, both of them stopping in their tracks.

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A masked pony gripped both fearful competitors by the throat and chokeslammed them on the ramp before beginning his decent to the ring and to The Undertaker.

Derpy, feeling completely scared for her life promptly flew away, not caring where she went.

Soon the entrance of The Undertaker's very brother, Kane finished and the both of them kept their eyes on each other.

Celestia forcibly teleported all of the pegasi in the ring area and entrance into the back, her frustration now slowly cracking through her usual calm demeanor.

"If a single title is worth it to so many, then they should be right on having who is the best of the best. And SO! Starting tonight and ending on My Little PPF, we are going to have multiple tournaments for the belts of their respective classes. As you are all aware, we do indeed have the Pegasi Championship, but I have yet to reveal the rest. They are... the Unicorn Championship, Earth Championship, and finally, the ultimate title belt, the PPF Championship!"

Celestia summoned the belts alongside the Pegasi Championship belt, each one unique and respectable to its type. The Unicorn Championship Belt had liquid gold floating in its center that moved on its own, two long unicorn horns crossed in an 'X' partly covering the unique liquid.

The Earth Championship had a golden oval global map as its center, the belt itself was made of metal and even made the ring slightly tilt in its direction from its weight.

The PPF Championship Belt seemed to incorporate a bit of each of the three other belts. Wing tips at the top, the globe at the center, unicorn horns lining the globe.

"Okay, now that we know about this tournament, let's have the system give us our brackets!"

"Scootaloo, if you'd be as so kind, please come down to the ring area," Celestia spoke, trying to pick a match that wouldn't conflict with the current lineup she had for the show already.

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Scootaloo stepped out, easily excited with her first match in PPF history. She saw it as two grand situations, a chance to get her cutie mark and a chance to be the Pegasi Champion. Ignoring the fact that she barely knew any wrestling moves or had a skill for it, she very well could have the best opportunity as apparently there was an open spot where she would face somepony.

The announcer waited before he started to introduce Scootaloo.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts this match is sceduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for the Pegasi championship. Introducing first, from the CMC Clubhouse, at a height of 3 apples weighing in at 75 pounds, Scootaloo!"

Scootaloo buzzed her wings as she hopped up on the second rope and tried to not fall back into the ring.

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A rather angry and stubborn looking alicorn came out, terrifying Scootaloo as it seemed that this new face meant business.

"And her opponent, from the Port of Rico, at a height of 11 apples, weighing in at 190 pounds, Phoenix Dawn!"

Luna watched in horror as the brown pegasus towered over Scootaloo and gripped her sister.

"That filly shouldn't fight somepony that's not even close to her level! Call this off!" Luna cried, watching as the pegasus now went for a microphone.

"I let all of you know," he started, "Equestrian is not native language, so please not tell me repeatedly my talk needs improve."

The crowd began to boo loudly, making Pheonix upset. He didn't hear the referee call for the bell as he continued to taunt the audience.

"You all ignorant ponies, not know when to learn, I say no and you continue like stupid ponies you are."

Scootaloo took a bold move by going under one of Pheonix's legs as he backed up, making him trip on his back. Scootaloo went into a school boy pin with her rear hooves on the first rope for leverage. The referee counted a two count before Pheonix Dawn pushed off Scootaloo to the outside of the ring.

"Well, check her out, Scootaloo gets a two count in the early going, how's that for a start?" Celestia noted as Pheonix huffed loudly before stepping out of the ring.

Pheonix began kicking Scootaloo as she was cornered between the floor and the announcer table, the referee now forcing him off to try and get a response from the crying filly.

"Referee asking Scootaloo if she wants to continue, this is just unfair, having a fully grown Alicorn just brutally beat down a little girl!" Luna screamed, forcing her to stand up and stare at Pheonix.

"Do you feel proud of this? Do you feel happy about beating up a little filly?"

Pheonix responded with another kick to Scootaloo, prompting Luna to take her headset off and tackle Pheonix. Luna began promptly hammering at Pheonix as the referee called for the bell.

Luna finished her beatdown before pulling Pheonix up again and ramming him into the steel ring post. She prepared to bash a steel chair into him before Celestia pulled Luna away, trying to spare the ultimate beatdown that Pheonix was going through.

Applebloom and Sweetie Belle came out to their friend and began trying to help her up as the announcer spoke up.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, the winner of this match, as a result of a disqualification, Pheonix Dawn."

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The audience booed as Pheonix's song began to play, making Pheonix forcibly stand up with the help of the ring post and shake his head.

Luna refused to have this happen as her horn lit up and shut the music off.

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She promptly held her hoof out to the CMC as a salute to Scootaloo and their team, to which they responded in kind. Pheonix grabbed a microphone and set himself in the ring from his frustration.

"You not honorable Luna! You want Scootaloo win, well I show you because I win and you fail, TROLL!"

Luna was continued to be restrained by Celestia, she desperately wanted to teach this rude pony a lesson he wouldn't forget.

"Now I win, must listen to me, I best and you listen to me. Pony have too much free will, free will hurt others and make other ponies sad. If pony's like me we have best world in harmony."

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A draconequus stepped out from the entrance ramp, wearing black and white feather boas, sunglasses, and a bandana that covered his head saying 'Madness'. Discord summoned his own microphone that came down from the ceiling and hung in front of him.

"Now you understand why we need to get this rift taken care of, because we get these kind of idiots that believe that THEY are the only individuals that can say whatever they want and get away with it." Discord sighed, before pointing to Pheonix. "You, kid, I know you won't listen to me, why should you listen to utter chaos? The only reason life is such a joy and wonder is because of chaos such as I. Of course, you argue that because of chaos that others get hurt, well, such is this thing that's called 'reality'. I want you all to know, even if this brain dead alicorn can't, the reality is that my team, the Agents of Discord are not only winning the Pegasi, Unicorn, Earth, AND PPF championship belts, we are also going to win the three way six pony tag match!"

Discord finished his speech and watched as Pheonix gave him a blank stare before he put his microphone up to his lips.

"Comment Deleted."

When he said that, he teleported away, leaving the ring empty. Discord gave a small lift of his sunglasses before shuffling away, readying himself for any potential wannabe heroes to jump him.

The Ultimate WarPinkie vs. 'Triple X' Fluttershy

Scootaloo continued to be carried by Applebloom and Sweetie Belle as they entered Rarity's General Manager office. Rarity had been watching the proceedings and had a scowl on her face over the previous match.

"Rarity!" Sweetie Belle yelled out, hoping to get her sister's attention. "That stupid alicorn hurt Scootaloo badly! How can you hire a pony like that?"

Rarity pulled a hoof over her face, trying to mask her frustrations as a false smile replaced the bitterness she felt against Phoenix Dawn.

"Sweetie, dear, this is a wrestling company! You can't expect to get in a match and not expect some form of potential injury or pain. Phoenix was following the rules and had not been doing anything wrong according to the rule book." Rarity's explanation ended and Sweetie Belle's face scrunched up in confusion.

"There's a rule book in wrestling?" She asked.

"Ah wanna read that book! There has to be somethin' about not stompin' on little ponies when they're outta the ring." Applebloom huffed, wanting to get a word in.

"Sorry! No reading today! We still have a few more matches to go and then we'll discuss further into this matter." Rarity spoke, shooing the three friends out. As she did, Phoenix stepped in, a smile on his face.

"Good know that pony knows rules. Pony also know I beat little pony! I beat her, I beat others, I win belt, show other ponies stupid they are!" Phoenix spoke out, his broken Equestrian grating on Rarity's ears and already short nerve.

Rarity looked back at the Pegasi Championship bracket and gave a slight smile. "If you're so confident in your victory, then I'm sure you won't see 'Triple X' in her match then?"

The sound of growling and huffing came by Rarity's door as she looked to see The Ultimate WarPinkie in her facepaint and tassels.

"YOU! THE ONE FROM PORT OF RICO!" Pinkie screamed before going in a softer but still threatening tone. "As you travel down the pathway of the dark ones, the ones that go against my gods and kin... DO YOU FEEL FEAR? AS YOU STARE INTO YOUR FUTURE? Or do you not look at it? Fearing that your pathway will be blocked by forces unknown?"

Phoenix went to speak but WarPinkie slapped him in the face, "THEN LET ME TELL YOU OF THESE FORCES! THESE FORCES THAT FACE YOU! ARE NOT NORMAL! Not of this world... not of this place... These powers that now stand before you on your pathway will SHOVE! YOU DOWN ANOTHER PATH! Another path that only the brave and stupid go."

WarPinkie looked down to her hooves and spun for a moment. "When you go down that path, you will meet the place... the place of your destruction... the place, known as, Parts Unknown."

With a loud SKRONK, WarPinkie went off, leaving Phoenix Dawn confused as to what he experienced. Phoenix started to turn back to Rarity when 'Triple X' came in, with 'The Heartbreak Bunny' Angel on her back.

"Look at this, Angel, a fillybeater." Fluttershy started, malice in her voice. "No, no! Don't explain your actions to me! I can barely stand looking at you, let alone hear your Celestia awful Equestrian. Where'd you go to school to learn Equestrian? WAIT! I know the answer to that as well! You were so bullheaded that any pony believed you needed to go to school with the Minotaurs."

Angel moved up on Fluttershy's head and whispered something in her ear. As she chuckled, she moved into Phoenix's face.

"Make no mistake, Dawn. Once I tame Ditzy with the Tamer in the tournament next week, then I'm going to do the same thing that you did to Scootaloo. Only then will I tame you and maybe then teach you how to not only SPEAK correctly, but also teach you some manners."

Phoenix Dawn huffed in frustration and pushed past 'Triple X' and a passing Black Soul.

"HAY WATCH WHAR YOU GOING!" Black Soul screamed, his own broken Equestrian mixing with his loud screams.

Fluttershy gave a little nod to Rarity before the camera faded out to the audience.

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"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for one-" The ring announcer started before he got halted by a sprinting Ultimate WarPinkie that ran down the ramp and up into the ropes, screaming as she shook them and entering the ring. She bounced off the ropes a few times and again stopped to shake the ropes; raising her hoofs up and down to the heavens.

"Woah! Pure firecracker in The Ultimate WarPinkie!" Celestia spoke out, excitement easily transferred into her from WarPinkie's presence.

"Fluttershy is going to have a problem with WarPinkie, and we're going to see the match-up, right after this!"

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"The excitement doesn't end at the beginning of the week, it ends on Saturday Night! The Pegasi Championship tournament continues on Saturday Night's Main Event! Quick Fix versus Jinx 'Green Fire', Derpy Hooves versus 'Triple X', Kane versus John C. Neigh, and all of your favorite wrestlers duke it out to move into the second round!"

"Saturday Night's Main Event, starting next Saturday at 9:00 PM, check your local listings."

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"Welcome back to the action," Luna started, still watching WarPinkie slowly press the air with her hooves as she waited. "WarPinkie has been waiting for 'Triple X' for some time; we're wondering where she is as well.

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'Triple X' and 'The Heartbreak Bunny' came out to the entrance ramp, both wearing black shirts with a green 'X' on it's front.

"And her opponent! From the edge of the Everfree Forest! Weighing in at 200 pounds, at a height of 10 1/8ths apples! Being accompanied to the ring by 'The Heartbreak Bunny' Angel, 'Triple X'!"

Both Angel and Fluttershy entered the ring, ignoring WarPinkie as she stood on a turnbuckle. Angel gave his leaned pose as Fluttershy threw back both her hooves behind her as she roared.

The Ultimate WarPinkie came down from the turnbuckle when Angel left the ring.

"Bell rings as both wrestlers go for the test of strength," Luna spoke.

WarPinkie and Fluttershy clacked hooves together as they pushed for who was going to be stronger. With a large shove, WarPinkie tossed Fluttershy across the ring and roared out. Fluttershy looked up at WarPinkie as she beat her chest in victory.

"WarPinkie, no doubt, has the strength advantage. If Triple X needs to win this match, she's going to need to have WarPinkie tire out before going in," Celestia advised, a little calmer than she was after the Pegesi debacle.

"Both wrestlers locking up, and AGAIN, Triple X is thrown, this time out of the ring," Luna announced.

Angel came up to Triple X and helped her up. Both wrestlers stood as WarPinkie started running in place and bouncing off the opposing ropes.

"WarPinkie, OVER THE TOP," Celestia spoke in shock as WarPinkie shot over the ropes and landed on both Triple X and Angel.

"All three wrestlers down on the mat as the referee starts the ten count," Luna stated matter-of-factually. "I must ask, sister, when are you revealing the other tournament brackets for the titles?"

"I'll be doing it during Saturday Night's Main Event, and I've been arranging for a few surprise entrants," Celestia answered, keeping an eye on the ref as he got to four.

WarPinkie and Triple X had gotten up, WarPinkie rolling Triple X into the ring as she got to the ropes.

Triple X waited by the opposite ropes, getting her breath back as WarPinkie came charging to her. Using some quick wit, Triple X ducked down and then lifted WarPinkie over the ropes. WarPinkie didn't land on the floor, but stayed on the ring apron as Triple X gave a small taunting jeer, thinking she could get some time to rest.

"Triple X turns and gets a face full of hoof from WarPinkie," Celestia mentioned as WarPinkie made her way back into the ring. "Angel is looking worried outside, so far the match has been fully in WarPinkie's territory."

"Knowing this, you can know that if Triple X can get WarPinkie off her hooves, then that momentum can be shifted to her," Luna added.

Triple X wiped her mouth and saw WarPinkie charging at her again. With a jump into the air, Triple X hit a missile dropkick on WarPinkie, stopping her run and tumbling back a few steps. Triple X got up and stared down the huffing WarPinkie. WarPinkie hit a few punches at Triple X until he was near the ropes and then ran into the opposite ropes and hit a clothesline into Triple X, making Triple X tie into the ropes.

"Triple X is caught in the ropes and referee is attempting to stop WarPinkie from hammering on her," Celestia said as Angel Bunny got to the ropes and chittered at WarPinkie angrily.

"Referee is trying to get Angel off the apron, and it seems Triple X has gotten untangled," Luna noted as Triple X tapped WarPinkie's back. As WarPinkie turned, Triple X gave a quick bop on the nose and whipped WarPinkie across the ring.

"WarPinkie off the ropes, Triple X, HITS HER WITH A SPINEBUSTER!" Celestia yelled out as Triple X got up and roared out. "Advantage has been turned to Triple X, seems she's readying WarPinkie for the Tamer."

Triple X waited for WarPinkie to turn and managed to get a suplex lock on, but was blocked by a leg from WarPinkie.

"WarPinkie blocks the lift," Luna said as WarPinkie picked up Triple X and lifted her up, standing on two legs as Triple X shook her head and pleading not to fall. "WarPinkie with the Military Press and drops Triple X on the mat!"

WarPinkie gave a small bit of of a standing run before bouncing off the ropes and jumping up to land a body splash on Triple X's back.

"WarPinkie gets the splash!" Celestia cheered. "Rolls Triple X over! One! Two! And-! Wait a moment," Celestia watched as Pheonix Dawn started going down to the ring area and pointing at WarPinkie who had gotten up from the pin and started growling and howling at him. "Pheonix Dawn, after the match with Scootaloo, what's he doing out here? He's taunting WarPinkie, and WAIT! Triple X has a Roll Up! One! Two! JUST KICKS OUT!"

Pheonix Dawn continued to the ring as he distracted the referee. The referee went outside the ring and the two stallions began talking. The referee kept pointing to the back, telling Pheonix to leave the area. Pheonix gave a shrug and then did a horrifying clothesline to the referee on the floor.

"Pheonix knocked out the referee!" Luna yelled out, the sound of her microphone being taken off very noticeably.

As Pheonix taunted at WarPinkie who still kept motioning him to come to the ring, Luna had jumped onto the audience apron and soared into Pheonix with a tackle.

"Luna! Luna is unloading on Pheonix! She's not wanting Pheonix to get away with this one either! I've got to stop them!" Celestia yelled, throwing her own headset away and forcing Luna back.

The two sisters bickered at each other as Pheonix slipped away. Luna slapped Celestia and began walking away. The audience didn't know how to react as the match hadn't been declared as finished or not. Triple X and WarPinkie seemed to shrug and waited for some announcement.

After some time, Celestia moved a hoof through her hair and went to the ring bell area, yelling for a microphone.

"Get out of my ring!" Celestia yelled out, shocking both wrestlers. "Get out! Or I'll fire you! I'll make your lives an everlasting HELL!"

The audience went into shock seeing the Princess of the Sun, a ruler of peace and diplomacy screaming at her wrestlers.

Triple X, Angel, and WarPinkie got out of the ring, and began heading to the back, looks of unease on both there faces.

"You don't get what has been happening so far!" Celestia screamed. "Dimensions COLLAPSING on themselves, Constant interruptions of wrestlers that aren't FROM this world! And now! NOW! My sister has the complete NERVE to slap me in the face!"

Celestia looked out to the audience and glowered at them. "For what reason? For what reason, do you ask? I'll tell you why, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU! EACH. AND EVERY. DAMN. ONE OF YOU!"

The audience began to boo as Celestia stamped a hoof in the ring. "Let's make this CLEAR! NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS! NO MORE DISTRACTIONS! If any of you wrestlers in the back DARE to come out here in the middle of a match AGAIN, I will not hesitate to send you FAR BEYOND THE MOON AND INTO SPACE ITSELF!"

Celestia finally finished her rant and left the microphone in the ring as she angrily ranted out to herself to the back.

The audience began murmuring as the show seemed to reach a dead end before the main event.

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Discord came out with a claw on his mouth, feigning shock as he strut down to the ring.

"Look at that! Little princess got her crown riding up making her cranky!" Discord laughed, making the audience boo his nonchalant attitude to seeing their ruler upset. Discord continued to laugh for a moment before he put on a serious face. "Celestia needs to take a break, and all of you want a show! SO! Ladies and Gentlecolts, considering that Luna and Celestia have left the announcers table, let me introduce to you! The deadly duo! The sassy sisters! Limonade and Min Tea!"

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Min Tea came out, a look of uninterest as she scanned the arena. Limonade almost flew out of the curtains as she tried to get the crowd to become excited. Both sisters passed Discord and gave slight nods to them as they split on both sides of the ring and met back at the announce table. Before Limonade put on her headset, she stood with one hoof on the chair and the other on the announce table, still riling up the crowd.

"Get down, you're acting like a child," Min Tea groaned.

Limonade finally set down, a big smile on her face. "I can't help it! Here we are, surrounded by hundreds of ponies, millions watching at home, how can you not feel MEGA PUMPED to come out and have your voice heard?"

Min Tea gave an annoyed huff and turned her attention to the camerapony that was going up to them. "Welcome everypony, if you're just tuning in, Celestia and Luna have gone to the back because of some personal matters. Until she or her sister comes back, you've got The Sweet & Sour Sisters to commentate for a few more matches tonight."

Limonade nodded her head, "We're running on the home stretch, Reign D. Orton has issued an open challenge, his match will come next."

"Our compatriot, Radiant Radar is preparing for his match against Jinx 'Green Fire'," Min Tea added. "We know that Radiant is capable in his magic, but the question is if he can match against Jinx's own."

"Finally, The main event! Apple versus Dash! The A-MARE-ican versus The Dashing One, who's going to come out on top?" Min Tea yelled out.

"All of this is coming soon, and we're going to get to it after a word from our sponsors!"

Reign D. Orton's Open Challenge

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"Welcome back to PPF," a bubbly voice announced as the camera panned to the entrance way to reveal Reign D. Orton's entrance.

"In case you are unaware from constant flipping of channels or plain ignorance, this is Professional Wrestler and Element of Dishonesty, Min Tea," she spoke with disinterest. "I'm sitting next to my sister, tag team partner, and Element of Anger, Limonade."

"Jeez, Min, how about a little pep behind that voice?" Limonade spoke with a slight chuckle.

"I'm here to announce matches or wrestle in the ring," Min Tea groaned. "I'm sorry if I don't find talking about moves or the methods behind them to be remarkably fascinating."

Reign D. Orton was given a microphone and his slit eyes kept looking around the arena, getting a feel for the new territory.

"My name, is Randy Orton," he spoke, confidence easily hidden behind the malice that went with his voice. "You may call me, Reign D. Orton. You may call me different. You may call me anything, but the truth is that I find ways to get what I want."

He trot slowly around the ring, almost slithering in his movements. "There is another name that I am called, and it's 'The Viper'."

Limonade's stifled laugh came up. "Real original name for a pony with lizard eyes."

"I'm here to challenge anyone of those so-called wrestlers that this PPF has, and I am going to lead this charge that the WWE has found itself in. So, I inquire, which one of you has the nerve to go up against me?"

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The broken jumble of music began to play as Black Soul came out of the entrance and began trying to get the crowd to cheer him, despite how each of them were trying to plug their ears.

"AHHHHH! Make it stop! It hurts!" Limonade yelled out over the music.

"Despite the poor choice in music, Black Soul A.K.A. 'The Almighty Alicorn King' is making his way to the ring to challenge Reign D. Orton," Min Tea spoke out, doing her best not to have her teeth clenched in irritation.

Black Soul entered the ring and held out a hoof towards Reign, a giant smile on his face. Reign just shook his head as a referee entered the ring and signaled the bell to ring.

"Match begins, Black Soul versus Reign D., formerly Randy Orton of WWE fame, he's won multiple world titles, has had multiple fueds with who many have said are the best in the company in the modern era," Min Tea informed as both Reign D. and Black Soul began exchanging punching blows in the center of the ring.

Black Soul bounced into the ropes and went for a shoulder block, Reign D. just stepped aside and Black Soul's snout hit the ring mat.

"Reign D.'s got some smarts, with Black Soul down, Reign D. has a headlock on," Limonade commented.

After a few seconds, Black Soul winked out and reappeared in the ring, clear use of his magical ability.

"Black Soul gets out easy with his magical capability, remember, you can only use your talent if it's against someone that has the same capabilities. Reign D. is a unicorn, but I wonder if he can even use magic in this match, it's a clear disadvantage," Min Tea pondered.

Reign D. briefly yelled to the ref about the teleportation and both began circling the ring again. Reign D. and Black Soul locked up, Black Soul whipped Reign D. into the ropes to perform a back body drop.

"Reign D.'s stepped around, he's gripped Black Soul's head from behind and a backbreaker, Black Soul got caught in another mistake and Reign D. is using his knowledge of the ring to his advantage," Min Tea yawned.

"That looked like a big move, Reign D. is taking advantage, cover, 1, 2, and Black Soul gets the shoulder up," Limonade squealed. "This does seem interesting, Black Soul knows his magic, but not so much the wrestling and Reign D. is the mirror on this, no knowledge of magic, but his track record on professional wrestling is extensive, who'd you pick in this match Min?"

Min Tea gave a noise of contemplation, "Well, this is more a wrestling match, but I would think that Black Soul would win this, BUT it hinges on Black Soul outsmarting Reign D. and as we're seeing Reign D. is not one that can have the wool pulled over his eyes. Taking that knowledge, my bet is on Reign D."

Reign D. began his rounding stomps, hitting each leg with a loud THUMP ending his final stomp on Black Soul's head, purposely hitting the horn more than the head.

Black Soul rolled over eventually, trying to stand up. Reign D. noticed he was in a perfect position near the opposite turnbuckle and came charging towards him, punting Black Soul in the side of his head.

"OH! OW! EEH! I could FEEL that punt from here! It's like a migraine!" Limonade screeched.

Min Tea just shook her head, "Imagine Black Soul right now, he's outside the ring and looks completely gone."

The referee had begun his ten count, being stopped at seven as Reign D. began dragging Black Soul up to the outside ring apron. Reign D. stepped into the ring and then wrapped a hoof around Black Soul's head between the top and second rope. Reign D. pulled Black Soul until Black Soul's rear hooves remained on the rope.

"DDT, between the ropes!" Min Tea spoke up with concern. "That should be it, the cover, referee at two and STILL kicks out!"

Black Soul's hoof that had rose up began shaking, looking for something. Reign D. tooks a few steps away and spun around, hitting the mat and staring down Black Soul.

"Reign D. setting up for the RKO, Black Soul's getting up," Min Tea noted.

Black Soul turned as Reign D. popped up and gripped Black Soul's head. Black Soul pushed Reign D. off and began banging his head in the air, letting his red hair wave around.

"Black Soul is pumping up, the feeling of the match is shifting," Limonade cheered.

Black Soul held out a hoof and spun around, hitting a Discus Clothesline on Reign D. Jumping up and dancing on his rear hooves on top of Reign D.'s abdomen.

"I'm sure that's not going to do any favors to Reign D.'s body, referee's managed to get Black Soul to stop before the five count," Min Tea murmured.

Black Soul lifted Reign D. and whipped him into the ropes, seeing Reign D. attempt a crossbody.

"Black Soul catches the crossbody and spins it into a powerslam, cover, one, two, and Reign D. JUST BARELY gets the shoulder up," Limonade yelled. Camera briefly catching her jumping up from her seat and back down on it.

Black Soul trot around the ring for a moment and went up to the top turnbuckle, spinning a hoof in the air for a moment.

"Black Soul, jumps up, AND REIGN D. pops up and HITS AN RKO!" Min Tea unexpectedly cheered. "One, Two, and it's over!"

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"Ladies and Gentlecolts, your winner, Reign D. Orton!" The ring announcer yelled out.

"That was some Harry Potter shit! Reign D. bounces up and hits the RKO, Black Soul got caught in The Viper's strike," Limonade spoke up.

"Don't know how Harry Potter fits in here, but Reign D. got a match and manages to pull off victory tonight," Min Tea observed.

"Later to come, Radiant Radar goes one-on-one with Jinx 'Green Fire', our Element of Distrust against the half-Changling," Limonade announced.

"Murry 'Murky Depths' Clear and Eric 'The Blazer' Boom want to team up against, who else? Us! The Sweet and Sour Sisters are going to enter the ring tonight," Min Tea announced, a hint of happiness behind her words.

"Ooh hoo hoo hoo! Can't wait for that! BUT! That means we're behind the main event, Apple versus Dash. Hopefully when our match is going on, Celestia and Luna will get over there little teat-a-tet," Limonade laughed.

"Well, let's find out. The CMC have managed to get in contact with both of the royal princesses and they're ready to make a statement, right now," Min Tea announced.

The cameras cut to the back, Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle on their interview ladder between the two royal sisters.

"Seems like the two sisters have had a little time to cool off," Sweetie Belle squeaked out. "Luna, why'd you attack Pheonix Dawn and then slapped Celestia?"

Luna put a hoof on her face and pulled down, taking a deep breath. "I detest when anypony disrupts an honorable fight, and I further detest ponies that believe themselves to be untouchable or of higher authority than they truly are." She gave another deep breath, "My slap to my sister was uncalled for, I am willing to attest to this and I've apologized. However, my disagreements with Pheonix's actions are far too great. He may be in a tournament for the Pegasi Championship, but on my honor and word, the moment he loses in that tournament I am going to challenge him to a match."

Sweetie Belle gave a confirming nod as Scootaloo gave a very happy nod, briefly holding her stomach.

"Well, that leads us to you, Miss Celestia," Applebloom said, shifting conversation to the Princess of the Sun. "We've never seen you act like that before, what was that about?"

Celestia gave a nod, "I think that all of this has become very big, very fast. The dimensional holes, the threats of everything crashing in because of my idea to have a bit of fun with everypony, it hurt a lot of me. Then Discord showing up with his... well, I don't know how to describe it without sounding rude." Celestia gave a look to Luna, "She is right, this isn't a matter of fun, this is about honor and willing to stand up to what has been made wrong. And I will make the PPF the strongest it can be before My Little PPF and the 3-way six pony tag match."

Applebloom looked between the two sisters, "So you're gonna go back to the announcers table?"

Luna shook her head, "We are going to talk with some of the WWE wrestlers and attempt to make them feel at home during this time, perhaps we can all reach an agreement to be our best and perhaps learn from each other."

Celestia gave a nod and motioned Luna to come with her, leaving the CMC to their ladder. The camera lingered on the ladder for a moment as each filly attempted to get down, Scootaloo accidentally slipping at the top and falling on both Applebloom and Sweetie Belle to the floor.

Radiant Radar vs. Jinx

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"Welcome back... I guess?" Limonade announced with slight confusion.

"Seems the sisters are not wanting to come out together," Min Tea observed. "Maybe there is still a bit of tension, but to be fair, I'd want to keep as far away from you if I slapped you a couple of minutes ago."

"Are you implying that you want to slap me?" Limaonade asked with a bit of cheek. "You know how much I'm into that."

"Don't lie," Min Tea moaned as Luna rounded to her side, Min Tea handing her headset to Luna.

"Hi, Princess! Wanna announce with me?" Limonade asked Luna with a smile.

"Asking my sister for such permissions is needed, perhaps you'd like to speak to her?" Luna spoke with grace as her music faded.

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Limonade clicked her tongue in disapproval. "Darn, I was hoping to stay at the table a while longer..." The camera panned over as Celestia approached Limonade, Limonade throwing off the headphones and landing on Celestia's head perfectly. Giving a few hoof pumps in the air, Limonade moved to where her sister was next to a ring post corner.

"Those two have good chemistry as sisters," Luna commented. "I'm now slightly curious as to what style their tag team is."

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"We'll be able to question about how they interact, but right now, it's Radiant Radar versus Jinx 'Green Fire'," Celestia responded. "Radiant is known to have another name to the Agents as 'Conquest'. Knowing that, we may expect plenty of power moves from him."

Radiant went next to the steps and looked over to the sisters, giving his approval to stay ringside before entering the ring.

"Looks like the Sweet & Sour Sisters are staying for an up-close look at the match, we've already seen some interference from previous wrestlers and the referee knows this. He better keep a pair of eyes on those two and the match," Celestia noted.

Luna took a breath to speak but paused for a moment. "Does that referee have a second pair of eyes? I don't see it..."

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"Maybe I needed to reword that, but you know what I meant," Celestia sighed.

The bell rang as Jinx stood at the entrance ramp and pulled a camera to her, blinking into it, each time opening them revealing a different color until she stopped on green.

The announcer began as Jinx made her way down the ramp. "Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for one fall! In the ring, from Fillinos, weighing in at 230 pounds and a height of 10 apples, Radiant Radar! And his opponent, from The Crystal Empire, weighing in at 180 to 200 pounds and a height range of 8 3/4 to 9 7/8 apples depending on form, Jinx!"

"So, here is the immediate question," Luna begun as Jinx began mouthing off at Radiant from her corner. "Is the natural ability of a half-changling considered magic exclusive or can it be used in every match?"

"I've had a slight notice sent to Jinx, it read that she can use her Changling ability," Celestia responded. "She is held exclusive to the rules like any other pony. Unicorn for unicorn, pegasus for pegasus."

Jinx let the Changling power remove her wings as the referee checked both sides to see if they were ready.

Radiant charged forward a few trots, making Jinx tense up, before he stopped in the middle of the ring and slowly moved back. Once the referee rung the bell, both Jinx and Radiant blinked out of the ring.

"Uh-oh," Celestia gasped. "I should've seen something like that was going to happen..."

The referee began to look for any sign for where they were before the titantron showed both Radiant and Jinx brawling in a hallway.

Radiant levitated Jinx and smashed her into a wall, letting her fall to the floor and seeing her blink away. Jinx had teleported back to the ring to see the referee counting out. As Radiant winked back into the ring, Jinx jumped Radiant and backed him into a turnbuckle corner, unleashing multiple heavy blows to Radiant's abdomen.

"No hesitation between the two from the start," Luna noted as Jinx pulled away for a moment. "Jinx is made of stern material to get bashed into a rock wall and recover so quickly."

Jinx charged forward and speared into Radiant. After the hit, Radiant took a step away from the turnbuckle and fell face forward to the mat.

"Radiant lost his air, Jinx goes for a quick cover," Celestia happily announced.

"One, Two, and Radiant gets a hoof on the ropes," Luna yelled out. "How lucky that Radiant was close enough to the ropes and have the mental faculty to reach for it in time!"

Jinx chittered in her Changling tongue as she lifted up Radiant. Backing up a few steps, Jinx flipped foward onto one hoof and prepared to spin herself. As she attempted to, Radiant had put his head between Jinx's legs and forced himself and Jinx up in the air.

"Wo-o-oah! Radiant's got a big move here," Celestia noticed as Radiant gave a yell of effort.

Spinning from his standing position, Radiant fell forward, completing a powerbomb on Jinx. Radiant pulled himself up and watched Jinx begin to stand. Charging forward, Radiant leaped forward and twisted his body to land perpendicularly on top of Jinx.

"Crossbody, cover, one, two, and Jinx kicks out," Luna announced. "Another close move, the momentum was in Jinx's favor and Radiant has got back into it."

Jinx changed her form into Quick Fix's, still lying on the ring floor. When Radiant turned around to continue, he noticed Quick Fix on the ground and rushed over to help him.

Limonade shot up from the ring floor and shouted out to Richard about the change, prompting Jinx to make her move quickly.

Still in Quick Fix's form, she wrapped Radiant into a Small Package pin.

"Referee is counting, one, two, and Radiant manages to get out," Celestia cheered.

Jinx changed back to her original form and began bad mouthing Limonade on the ring apron. As the two mares argued, Radiant had forced himself up and slipped underneath Jinx's rear legs. Radiant lifted Jinx up and both of them landed on their backs, Jinx feeling more pain from the height she came down from.

"Radiant gets an Electric Chair Drop, and referee has had enough of the distractions, he's kicking out Limonade," Luna declared.

Limonade was about to go to blows with the referee until Min Tea pulled her away, slowly pushing her back to the entrance way.

Radiant Radar waited for Jinx to get back up, his body near the ring floor as he kept motioning her to get up. When Jinx got up and turned around, Radiant had put on his fastest burst of speed and speared into Jinx. When he did the move, his head bashed into the ring floor and his neck bent at an odd angle for a brief moment.

"A spear by Radar, but it seems he put too much head into it, referee is checking if he's hurt," Luna uttered, feeling uneasy as Radar had moved his hooves where his spine met his neck and was covering it, his eyes closed in pain as he yelled out his frustrations.

Jinx had moved herself to a turnbuckle corner and had begun to recuperate as Radiant also managed to get himself back up, moving his head to try and make the pain go away. Gripping Jinx's neck, Radiant ran up the turnbuckles and turned himself and Jinx around, hoping to get his turnbuckle bulldog.

"Jinx throws Radiant away, and Radiant lands on the mat," Celestia spoke. "Radiant has his hooves back on his neck, he could really be injured."

Jinx applied a headlock on Radiant, stressing the neck a little more in hopes that Radiant would quit. Radiant Radar kept trying to power out and soon got his rear hooves up. Using as much strength as he could, Radiant hit a back body drop, forcing Jinx to let go of the headlock.

"Both wrestlers down, Radiant is worse for wear, but he's doing everything he can to ignore the neck pains," Luna told her sister.

"How long can he keep doing that though?" Celestia asked. "If he's really injured, then he's going to have a very short career as a wrestler."

Radiant moved Jinx to the turnbuckle corner, both of them tired and in pain. Radiant slowly lifted her to the top, pausing for a moment before he came up with her.

"What does Radiant have planned up there?" Celestia asked.

Radiant gripped a front hoof of Jinx and pulled her over his head, as she began to fall, Radiant's rear hooves wrapped around the pulled arm and both of them fell to the mat, Radiant applying an armbar.

"Radar, From Great Heights applied! Jinx is in trouble, middle of the ring with nowhere to go," Celestia shouted out.

"Jinx isn't going, she's in pain but she's not tapping," Luna stated as Jinx kept shaking her head to the referee.

Jinx began rolling a bit and managed to push herself on top of Radiant in an impromptu pin.

"One, Two, Three! Jinx got it!"

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Radiant had let go and Jinx sprung back as she rolled out of the ring, nursing her hurt arm.

"Here is your winner, Jinx 'Green Fire'!" The ring announcer called out as the referee raised the uninjured arm of Jinx.

Radiant Radar stood in the ring in disbelief, one hoof gripping the back of his neck, as Jinx went up the ramp with a mocking smile. She changed for a moment to Radiant as she made a 'Boo Hoo' motion and changing back. Radiant stamped his hoof and slid carefully out of the ring, limping as he still held the back of his neck.

"Jinx pulled a fast one on Radar, but I'm unsure if the match would've went in her favor if Radiant hadn't got his neck hurt from the spear he did," Luna dictated.

"Sadly, that's the risk you make when you step in the ring," Celestia said with a grimace.

Luna gave a nod and noticed Limonade and Min Tea at the entrance way accompanying Radiant as they went behind the curtain.

"If there's anything to be said, at least in regards for the Agents, they're loyal to each other, and hopefully they'll get Radiant to a medical officer to check on his neck," Luna concluded.

Apple 'The Jack' vs. 'The Dashing One' Rainbow

"Ladies and Gentlecolts," Applebloom started. "At this time I'm proud to introduce this mare, from Ponyville's own Sweet Apple Acres, its Apple 'The Jack'."

Apple went up to the microphone that Applebloom held out and took a big breath. "Well ya know somethin' Doom Bloom! I've been training for this moment, for this time, for this place. And when I stepped into the arena, sister, I felt and smelled pure arrogance. When I get that smell, I get extra heated, sister. And when I found the source of that smell coming from none other than the pegasus calling herself 'The Dashing One', I knew that the Jackamaniacs would stand by my side as we give Rainbow a good 'ol smell of hard work, determination, and a bit of Equestri-ana firepower."

"Well, you've been workin' hard since before the Power Pony Federation and it's well known throughout the locker room that you still work hard," Applebloom interjected.

"You've got that right, Doom Bloom," Applejack agreed. "And when these twenty-four inch pythons come crashin' down on Dash, there's only one question that will be left to ask, and that's 'What'cha gonna do, when 'The Jack' comes baring down on you!"

Applejack moved off camera towards the entrance as Applebloom saw her off. "Alright, sending it down to the Princesses!"

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"Oh, yeah! The crowd on their hooves for the All-Equestrian!" Celestia called out over the loud cheers.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this match is scheduled for One Fall! Introducing first, from Sweet Apple Acres, weighing in at 302 pounds and a height of 11 and-a-half apples, Apple 'The Jack'!" The ring announcer yelled out.

Apple entered the ring and waved her hoof around for a moment before bringing it to her ear and leaning on one of the ropes, listening to the cheers. With a bit of convincing, she reared back and flexed her muscles to the many flashes of cameras.

"Apple 'The Jack' has caught the crowd in an uproar, and she's looking ready to go against 'The Dashing One'," Luna announced. "And speaking of, let's go back to Scootaloo with Rainbow beside her right now!"

Scootaloo stood beside 'The Dashing One' as she was being rubbed down by The Aloe Sisters. "Thank you, Luna, I'm with Rainbow and The Aloe Sisters, and Rainbow, I want to know how prepared you are in going against Apple 'The Jack'."

Rainbow gave a little laugh as the microphone went to her. "Oh, I'm more than ready for Apple. I've handled many mares like her in the past." She gave a hum as The Aloe Sisters began moving down her chest. "Like any other mare, all that needs to be done is to show that it doesn't matter how BIG they are, what matters is who is the dominant one. And tonight, Apple is going to be the submissive one in the match as I lay on top of her for the one, two, three."

'The Dashing One' moved on as the Aloe Sisters trot behind her.

"Sending it back to the ring, Luna," Scootaloo said.

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'The Dashing One' stepped out alongside The Aloe Sisters, a large grin on her face as they all walked down to the ring.

"And her opponent, from Cloudsdale, weighing in at 221 pounds and a height of 9.9 apples, 'The Dashing One' Rainbow!" The ring announcer yelled out.

Rainbow got on the ring apron and waited for the Aloe Sisters to lower the second rope for her to enter.

"Rainbow looks both ready and cocky as she looks towards 'The Jack'," Celestia noted.

The bell rang and both wrestlers went into a grapple with each other. Apple's natural weight and height overpowered Rainbow as she shoved her across the ring before flexing her muscles at the surprised Rainbow.

"Rainbow, learning very quickly that power isn't going to take down 'The Jack'," Luna spoke. "She's moving around Apple and hits her in the back!"

Apple slowly turned to the attack and her head shook in frustration, Dash got down to her knees and started begging for mercy before being lifted up and receiving multiple elbows in the head.

"'The Jack', bringing those elbows down on Rainbow's head," Celestia proclaimed. "Last one sends Rainbow to the outside, The Aloe Sisters already coming to her aid."

Apple waited in the ring as Rainbow was helped up and given encouraging words by the two sisters, when she was ready, Rainbow slowly reentered the ring. As Apple went to go after Rainbow, Rainbow rolled out of the ring and started running away from a chasing Apple. Sliding back in the ring, Rainbow waited as Apple slid in before Rainbow began stomping into Apple repeatedly.

"Good strategy by Rainbow, and the tide is now turned in her favor," Celestia expressed.

Luna looked to Celestia with a bit of disappointment, "A cheap tactic caught Apple off guard, but with the indomitable strength that Apple has, she'll be back on her hooves quickly if Rainbow doesn't capitalize quickly."

Rainbow watched Apple get up slowly before bouncing off the opposing ropes and performing a bulldog on 'The Jack'.

"Rainbow, with the bulldog, and the cover, here we go, one, two, and a kick out," Celestia counted out. "Rainbow not looking to give up, and she's jumped on the second rope and, performs a somersault in mid-air! Pinning Apple again, one, two, and thr-, no!"

Apple got her shoulder up in time as Rainbow angrily started chastising the referee. Apple attempted to pull herself up using the ropes and Rainbow turned to lift Apple up. With Apple above her, Rainbow spun in place very quickly before dropping Apple back on the floor. With Apple lying on her back, Rainbow moved to the turnbuckle and climbed up it.

"Rainbow's calling for the big splash! This could be it," Luna shouted.

With a leap, Rainbow fell down to the mat, barely missing Apple. Apple began reaching out to the audience as they cheered for her to get up.

"Referee starting the 10 count as both mares are on the ring floor," Celestia called out. "Rainbow is very irritated right now, if she can't think clearly, Apple could gain the advantage again."

The referee called out that both wrestlers were on their hooves and both wrestlers began a slow exchange of punches. For each punch Rainbow made, the crowd booed. For each punch Apple made, the crowd cheered her. As Apple began to gain the upper hoof, she pushed Rainbow off the ropes and bucked her in the face, laying her flat on the mat.

Apple is getting revved up, she's feeling the excitement from her Jackamaniacs," Luna conveyed. "She's going to the top rope, signalling for the elbow drop. Hang on here. Referee hasn't seen, but the Aloe Sisters have pulled 'The Dashing One' out of harms way."

The Aloe Sisters and Rainbow began trotting back to the entrance ramp, Rainbow holding the back of her head and being held up by the sisters.

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The lights came off for a moment before pure red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple covered the entirety of the titantron.

Quick Fix came out, but his mane and tail were striped with rainbow colors. He also wasn't acting like he did when he first came out, instead his eyes were demented as he first moved from the curtain and snapped his neck in the direction of 'The Dashing One'. When he did this, a slow smile began to grow on his face, soon reaching up to his ears.

"What in the world? Why does Quick Fix have a rainbow mane and tail?" Celestia questioned.

"Mind games? Perhaps a challenge to 'The Dashing One'? I cannot be sure," Luna tried to reason.

Rainbow started stepping back as Quick Fix began taking robotic steps towards her, bringing her back to the ring area. Rainbow moved back into the ring as the lights came on and the music faded, neglecting to remember the match wasn't over with 'The Jack'.

As she turned, 'The Jack' bucked Rainbow in the face and bounced off the opposite ropes. Jumping up, Apple brought down her hind leg on Rainbow's neck and covered her.

"The Jackamania Leg Drop, with the cover, one, two, three and it's over!" Luna cheered out.

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"Here is your winner, Apple 'The J-'" The announcer started before stopping as Quick Fix had flew into the ring and began beating down Apple. After a few good blows, Quick Fix popped up and started laughing as he laid in front of Rainbow. Following her up as he alternated his hooves quickly, he leaped up into a Lou Thez Press and punched 'The Dashing One' in the heart before turning his head up and laughing maniacally.

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Fix's laughter stopped as his head looked out to the entrance and saw John C. Neigh sprinting out to the ring. John C. Neigh and Quick Fix began beating into each other. John C. Neigh had battered Quick Fix into a turnbuckle corner, but Quick Fix kept hitting body blows as best he could.

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Blaze Arlis came out as well, at first joining John C. Neigh on attacking Quick Fix and getting some redemption from earlier in the show. Both Blaze and John began to stomp on Quick Fix before Blaze turned his attention to John C. Neigh. Blaze pushed John away from Quick Fix and shouting at him before John began his attack on Blaze.

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Limonade ran out and speared into John C. Neigh, bringing both of them outside of the ring. As Limonade came up, she noticed her hair was messed up. Letting out a roar, she began hammering down on John C. Neigh.

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C. M. Pony, Reign D. Orton, Cody Roads, Golddust, Kane, The Undertaker, Daniel Braying, Dusty Roads and Tyback immediately came out to help their compatriots. All of the wrestlers filled the outside of the ring area and made fast work of the few rabble rousing ponies of the AoD and PPF.

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Each of the WWE Superstars were held up almost immediately by the PPF's own Jay Wulf, Damien Smith, T.Y. Thunder, Pyro Hooves, Black Soul, Eric Boom, Pheonix Dawn, Jinx, and Murray Clear. The group had made a charge from the entrance ramp and spread out across the ring floor. Some moved into the ring and took the fight inside the squared circle. The large brawl went on for awhile before a loud snap echoed across the arena and all of the ponies that were fighting had disappeared.

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Discord stepped out from the entrance ramp, cracking up from the sight that had been going on.

Celestia from behind the commentators table stood up and the show ended on the shot of Celestia looking out at Discord angrily as Discord continued to laugh at her.

SNME: Opening and Pegasi Card Run

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A rapid opening begins as the lights go on and off, showing a different wrestler each time until it stops on Black Soul.

"RAINBOW, I COME FOR WINNING! GUDLYNESS WILL PREVAIL IN THE RING!"

"Puh-leez! Me, lose to a moron like you? Watch me take your face to the mat and make that mug of yours actually something I can look at without cringing."

"I'm not going to let this opportunity pass me by, T.Y. Thunder! You'll soon know why I'm called the Bruiser, and how I bring the pain!"

"Blaze, I'm like the summer's breeze. I'm cool, calm, and ready for anything. When you can move like I can, you don't need to worry 'bout getting hit."

"Don't worry, Ditzy. Our match will be the shortest in PPF history when I lift you into the Tamer and bring your head crashing to the mat. Hmm, maybe it'll rattle your eyes straight."

"Make fun of me all you want, Triple X, but I know something about you that I can work with. And through any kind of weather, I'll land the Mailmare's Creed and win."

"So, John, no hard feelings after I take you to hell?"

"Oh, no hard feelings at all. Because it doesn't matter who I face, because I will put everything I got in that ring!"

"Monday, I showed a different side to me. I wonder if I'll show you another?"

"Different sides? I have multiple faces to use, so seeing another one isn't going to throw me off in the slightest."

Damien Smith rolls his neck and flaps his wings once before speaking.

"Don't think that I can be fooled by dark tricks or mind games, 'Murky Depths'. I've seen what you can do, now it's my turn."

"Darkness doesn't require tricks to fool your eyes. Just as I don't require much effort to take you into the very pits of cold emptiness."

"Dead ponies make the best fires, and this lighter is going to burn you away."

"..."

The rundown of wrestlers end. The screen remains black for a second before the introduction to the show begins.

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"Welcome everypony to Saturday Night's Mane Event!" Celestia announced from her announcers table.

"As you can see, our bracket is filled for the Pegasi Tournament, and we're going into the second round!" Celestia continued to announce over the crowd's roar.

"There's only one name that's already in the second round, and that's Pheonix Dawn." Luna interjected.

"Another announcement that will be made later on are the brackets for the Earth, Unicorn, and PPF Championship." Celestia continued. "So far it looks that the Unicorn championship is VERY decided as only 10 wrestlers qualify for it, and three of them are participants in the Pegasi Tournament."

"A healthy 14 Earth ponies are wondering what will await them for their bracket, and the bad part about that, is that nearly half of it is filled with the WWE roster!" Luna exclaimed

"And finally, the big one, the PPF Championship. For qualification, in short, there is none. Every breed can go at it, but only 16 will be chosen," Celestia finished.

"And we're letting fate decide to see who number one in the bracket for the PPF Championship is," Luna exclaimed as the camera panned to the titantron. The titantron pulls up a virtual slot machine that gets cranked, making its symbols spin.

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TACK! TACK! TACK!

The crowd roars in approval as they see a minotaur's profile and the name he has, 'The Rock'.

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The Rock walks out, looking out to the crowd before beginning his walk down the ramp. After going up the steel steps and in between the middle ropes, he goes up to a turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope, lifting a fist in the air to multiple camera flashes from the audience.

"The Rock, WWE Superstar, is the first of sixteen to be a part of the PPF Championship tournament!" Celestia called out, trying to have her voice heard over the chants of 'Rocky!' from the crowd.

"He's been known as 'the most electrifying man in sports entertainment'," Luna announced. "Now he's making it clear that he is meant to be 'the most electrifying minotoaur in sports entertainment' just as well!"

As The Rock's music goes down, he gets a microphone and leans toward the mat screaming into the microphone, "Finally! The Rock! HAS COME BACK-!"

He paused for a moment before getting up and giving a rub on his jaw. "You know, that's actually a lie, The Rock hasn't been a part of this place called Equestria. The Rock's never heard of Trottingham. The Rock's never had to understand the difference between Seattle, Washington and Sesaddle,Washing-a-ton!"

The Rock held up a finger and waggled it a bit, "But the where doesn't matter to The Rock, it's the why. Why is The Rock talking to you, the ponies, when he could be in the back watching the action come out here. Well, The Rock says this. The Rock wants an opportunity to show why he's the best at what he does, and what The Rock does best is take his hoof down right there-"

The Rock pointed down to his hoof, emphasizing his words.

"He's gonna shine it up, and he's gonna make that some *EXPLICT* shine, and stick it straight up-"

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"Fillies and Gentlecolts," Spike began, forcing The Rock to stop what he was going to say. "Introducing to you, she is the PPF's greatest wrestler, the PPF's next great champion, and the star pupil of Princess Celestia. She is, THE PROFESSOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR! TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"

Twilight Sparkle then winked in with her magic beside Spike, an upset look in her eye as the music faded.

"You?" She began, showing her surprise. "You are one of the opponents that I will have to see in the tournament that I will, by no doubt, be chosen to participate in? Perhaps, you need a little bit of reality to seep in about who I am and what I do. I am T-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" The Rock roared out. "What in the blue hell do you think you're doing interrupting The Rock as he's talking to the ponies? Did you feel that I was taking up too much of your time? Well then, COME ON DOWN PURPLE PANSY! The Rock's gonna give you exactly what a rude little pony needs and that's a spanking!"

Twilight gasped in shock and disgust as the crowd cheered out. "You approve of this?!" She screamed out to the audience. "You approve of this minotaur's foul language?! How dare you! This should be a show that supports children in the learning experience that you can fight with your words, and you can do that without resorting to calling other ponies names!"

The Rock gave a little mimic of Twilight's voice before moving back to his regular voice, "Good God of all things holy, it's like listening to a garbage disposal that won't shut off! Let The Rock ask you one question before he gets out of this ring, how fast can you run?"

With a burst of speed, The Rock slid out from under the ring and began chasing after Twilight.

Twilight shoved Spike in The Rock's way at the entrance ramp and continued running.

Spike looked up at The Rock and started apologizing profusely before being lifted up and slammed with a Rock Bottom.

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"The Rock, making his impact tonight on Saturday Night's Mane Event," Celestia announced as a graphic came up to reveal what was going to happen after the commercial break. "And it's going to be time for the first match of T. Y. Thunder going against Blaze Arlis."

"Will the thunder come crashing down?" Luna began, "Or will it be 'The Bruiser' that will come up the victor? This is going to be great!"

Murray and Eric vs. The Sweet and Sour Sisters

The camera opens to a shot of Radiant being placed on a stretcher with all of the Agents around him.

"You're gonna be fine Rich, you're gonna be fine," Quick Fix repeated.

Lyra had started screaming out towards nopony in general, "It is a conspiracy! Jimmy and I know it! Jinx purposely injured our friend!"

Min Tea was attempting to calm Lyra as best she could, trying to refute that it was Radiant's fault for pulling a risky move.

Discord had kept to himself as the ambulance pulled away. "Listen up, team," Discord started, waving his talon and claw towards him to gather them together. "We're down a member, but he's gonna be back, you can trust me on that. Marian, Linda, get out to the ring and win your match tonight. Quentin, I'd like to speak with you later about your match with Jinx on Saturday. Ditzy, you're going to watch that match Fluttershy had and you're going to learn everything you can about her offensive, her defensive, and her everything."

Discord then looked over to Lyra who was whispering to nopony next to her, "And Lyra, for all things Harmonic and Discordant, stop talking to your imaginary friend!"

Lyra gave an angry look to Discord, "He's not imaginary! He's a little boy that lost one of his best friends!" She turned to the invisible and silent figure, "What was his name again?" She paused for an answer. "R-Truth? That's his name?"

Discord rolled his eyes at the sight and held out his claw. "Agents, hooves out."

Each Agent held out their hooves and pulled in.

"One, Two, Eight!" Discord counted out.

"A.O.D.!" The group yelled out.

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"That's so interesting to see," Luna commented. "Discord is taking a very big leadership role and is taking this seriously."

"Part of some larger plan that he hopes to achieve, no doubt," Celestia noted.

"Ladies and Gentlecolts, this is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!" The ring announcer called out as Murray 'Murky Depths' Clear came out on the entrance ramp.

"Introducing first, from Cloudsdale, weighing in at 199 pounds, Murray 'Murky Depths' Clear!"

Murray slowly trot down to the ring, his eyes on the shadow that was cast from the lights above.

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Rushing from behind the curtain, Eric Boom skid out to the side of the entrance ramp, causing a trail of smoke behind him as he pointed out to the crowd before doing the same thing on the other side.

"And his tag team partner, from Seattle, weighing in at 185 pounds, Eric 'The Blazer' Boom!"

Murray had managed to enter the ring as Eric ran and jumped over the top rope from the floor at high speed.

"Looks like two contrasting styles are teaming up, and from what we've seen from The Sweet and Sour Sisters, they mesh very well. It'll be a match of Sisters versus Speed and Power."

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Limonade and Min Tea came out, Limonade going to the left side of the entrance ramp and Min Tea on the right. Both looked to each other before turning to the crowd and rapidly punching the air as fireworks flew out.

"And their opponents, from Fillinois, weighing together at 294 pounds, the team of Limonade and Min Tea, The Sweet and Sour Sisters!"

Limonade and Min Tea met back in the middle and began bumping hooves and finally turning to the ring and bumping the sides of their flanks.

"Min Tea looks disinterested, but I saw that smile she had at the end of that little hoof bump combo," Luna said with a grin in her voice.

Limonade and Min Tea entered the ring and went into a brief huddle as both sides made decision on who should start.

"Min Tea and Murray start off for their teams as the ref rings the bell, both wrestlers circling each other," Celestia announced.

Both Min Tea and Murray locked up, both struggling for control. As Murray began to lean forward into Min Tea, she gripped the back of Murray's head and fell to her knees, the top of her head clacking against the jaw of Murray.

"Murray pulls away, Min Tea gets behind him and throws him toward the turnbuckle, face first," Luna exclaimed.

Min Tea started bashing Murray's head into the turnbuckle, the crowds counting out to ten before Min Tea threw back Murray's back to the ring.

"Min Tea, taking the early advantage as she tags in Limonade," Luna spoke out.

Limonade gave Murray a tap on his shoulder as he got up, making him turn around. When he turned, Limonade bonked her hooves into Murray's ears, causing him to breifly hit the ring with a knee and grip his head.

"Limonade clacks her hooves into the ears of Murray, and she's already moving him to her team's turnbuckle," Celestia called out.

Limonade gave a small shush to the crowd before pulling her hoof back and slapping against Murray's chest, letting out a "Woo!" as she repeated her chops a few more times.

"Murray's chest should be on fire after those vicious chops of Limonade's," Luna noted. "Murray is struggling to get to Eric, and Limonade's just letting him go!"

Limonade pointed out to Eric and motioned him to come and get her as she leaned down for his approach.

"Eric gets the tag, and he's-!" Celestia started before she saw the blur spear into Limonade and began trotting around the ring with a grin on his face.

"Spear! Limonade was caught off guard from Eric's speed and she's paid the price for getting cocky," Luna announced.

Eric picked up Limonade and lifted her up on his shoulders, letting Limonade get briefly lifted and having the back of her head hitting Eric's knee.

"Ahh! Eric hits a painful knee to the back of Limonade's head from an Argentine backbreaker rack," Luna explained.

Celestia gave an odd look to Luna before seeing Eric cover Limonade, "Here's a cover, one, two, and three, NO!"

Eric looked up to the ref and had a little talk about the close count before bringing his knee down on Limonade's face a few times. Looking over to Murray he dragged Limonade over and tagged Murray.

"Eric rolls out as Murray climbs the turnbuckle, he's got something planned up there," Celestia said as she watched Murray roll his hooves forward, jumped in place to turn himself, and then performed a moonsault on Limonade.

"Murray hits the patented moonsault he calls the 'Darkness Dive'," Luna urgently yelled. "Limonade's in trouble as she's covered again, one, two, and she STILL kicks out!"

Murray just gave a frown as he flipped Limonade and wrapped his rear hooves into a sleeper hold and keeping Limonade's back hooves from moving with his forehooves.

"Murray is wanting Limonade to 'Fade into the Night' and Limonade is now forcing herself to try and move to the ropes with her forehooves," Celestia expressed.

Limonade, barely in reach to the ropes, began going unconscious from the hold. Her hoof finally laid on the mat and her eyes shut.

"Referee goes to Limonade and is checking her out," Luna declared.

The referee lifted Limonade's hoof once and watched it thump onto the mat. Lifting it again, he watched it fall a second time. On the final lift, the referee let go and the hoof fell to the rope, forcing the referee to make Murray let go of his hold.

Limonade forcibly rolled out to the floor, still lying down as she tried to take a breather.

Eric got down from his corner and pushed Limonade back into the ring.

Murray forced Limonade up for what he felt was the last time as he hopped up and performed a hurricanrana. The only problem was that Limonade rolled with the attack and with a final stretch, tagged in Min Tea.

"Min Tea in! Murray runs to Min Tea!" Celestia screamed.

Min Tea spun quickly and performed a snapmare on Murray, hurriedly spinning around to catch Eric and rolling him around into a spinebuster.

As both Murray and Eric got up, Min Tea pushed back in the opposite ropes and hit a crossbody on both wrestlers. She did it again on the opposite side and got back up, her glasses still managing to hang on to her face despite the punishment and movement she did.

"Min Tea is going crazy in the ring, she's taking on both wrestlers with little resistance," Luna yelled out.

Limonade and Min Tea stood in the center of the ring as Murray and Eric were being set for the finishers of the sisters.

Limonade pulled Eric's forehooves forward as she rolled on her back and bucked Eric into the air. As that happened, Min Tea and sweeped the leg of Murray, causing him to kneel down, his face close to the mat.

Limonade popped up from her back and jumped up, gripping Eric's head and landing it between her legs in a facebuster. Min Tea had jumped up as well, bringing both her knees into the back of Murray's head.

Luna cheered out, "Limonade's High or Low!"

Celestia called out, "Min Tea's Written in Stone!"

As the two sisters pinned their opponents, both princesses in unison shouted "One! Two! Three!"

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"Here are your winners, Min Tea and Limonade, The Sweet and Sour Sisters!" The ring announcer called out as Min Tea and Limonade sat at their corner, breathing heavily.

"That was a hard match on the sisters, let's watch what should've been, in my opinion, the beginning of the end," Luna explained as a repeat shot of Limonade waiting for Eric came up. "When Limonade called out Eric, she did not expect the burst of speed that he was going to have and how much force behind the spear was."

"Not to mention the lifted knee attack and this," Celestia continued, the shot shifting to Limonade on the ring floor and Murray on the top rope. "Look at this athleticism, Murray flips himself one time and gives a wondrous looking moonsault."

"Despite those setbacks, it was the High or Low and the Written in Stone that put both of the competitors away," Luna finished as the camera now shown both sides staring daggers into each other from their corners. The music faded away as the sisters got up. The two teams got to the middle of the ring and stared into each other, no words being spoken.

"This may become a brawl, sister," Luna noted. "Not any of the four wrestlers are backing from each other."

Limonade finally looked to Min Tea and both of the sisters stuck out their hooves. Eric and Murray then looked to each other and welcomed the hoof bump.

"The sisters showing some sportsmanship after a hard-earned victory," Celestia remarked. "Perhaps the Agents are not as hard as I at first anticipated."

The Sweet and Sour music came on again as all four began trotting up the entrance ramp with grins on all of their faces.

"Still to come, the big match, the fued that had begun even before the PPF came to be, it's Apple 'The Jack' versus 'The Dashing One' Rainbow," Luna announced.

Celestia nodded, "It's the All-Equestrian against the Vanity Supreme, coming up next!"