It was mid-day when Spoiled Rich and Spike got off the train, Spike was still wearing his black Long-sleeved shirt and black pants, while Spoiled was now wearing a lavish-looking light blue dress with a yellow frill around the bottom along with a light blue purse with a yellow strap, She had both of her hands on Spike's arm and, as per their arrangement, the two where to spend the rest of the day together, Spike had an odd feeling she only wanted to do this so she could flaunt her new arm candy to her high society friends.

"So what exactly do you want to do?" Spike asked Spoiled as they left the train station.

"Last week Filthy and I decided to tell our friends and relations we got divorced, he's been wanting to do it for a while so none of his maids could use the fact that he's married to decline his offer of courtship, but I only agreed once I had everything for last night set up, so you're going to help me prove to my gal pal's that I still got it," Spike took the story in and after processing it looked at her in shock.

"You have friends?" this earned him a laugh from Spoiled as she released one of her hands and patted him on the back.

"of course, I have friends in high places, and thanks to a few generous donations I have some great friends in high society, they're coming over to Filthy's home to celebrate our divorce," Spike frowned at the thought but chose not to ask why a divorce was cause for celebration and instead went along with it.

"Alright, so we're going to Filthy's?"

"Yes, we'll drop in, I'll show you off a little, and then we can spend the rest of the day at my mansion, maybe get to know one another better," Spike shivered as Spoiled began licking her lips again but he said nothing to her as she led him down the street, the residents walking the streets paid them little mind for most of the walk, but suddenly Spoiled gave Spike's arm a tug and they stopped. Spike was confused for a moment before noticing where they had stopped, Applejack was selling apples in the market and Spoiled was smiling at them. "Oh, one of your friends, what say we give you a little test?"

"I do not like the sound of that," Spike decided as she reached into her purse and handed him a few bits.

"Go buy me an apple, and feed it to me," Spike squinted at her before slowly walking away from her to go do as he was asked. He made his way to the stand as Applejack wished a good day to her last customer and turned to Spike.

"Well howdy Spike," She greeted as Spike offered her the bits.

"Morning AJ," He replied as he took his pick of the apples and claimed a bright red one "Or is it afternoon?"

"had a busy day?" She asked as Spike looked up at the sky to try and guess the time.

"Something like that," he replied as he looked at Spoiled who waved at him with a smile, Applejack noticed the wave and nodded in the mare's direction.

"What's she want?" she asked.

"Oh, we're on a date," Applejack stared blankly at Spike for a moment before leaning forward slightly, mouth agape in confusion.

"Come again?" She asked.

"We're on a date," Spike repeated louder, he could audibly hear Spoiled chuckle at the look Applejack was giving him. The look on Aj's face informed Spike of his friend's disbelief.

"I thought she was...married...and against interspecies everything,"

"Apparently a Biology book changed her mind," Spike replied as he waved goodbye to his friend and left her with more questions.

"Biology book?" Aj questioned as she scratched her head, Spike walked back to Spoiled and offered her the apple, instead of taking it she simply opened her mouth, Spike groaned as he put the fruit in her mouth and she began eating it while he held the fruit. She grabbed his hand as she chewed and held the apple in front of her mouth, Spike noticed a few creatures around them taking notice of it and heard mumbling as she took another bite.

"Must you do this in public?" he asked.

"Just making sure everypony knows your taken," Spoiled replied before taking another bite of the apple, Spike stood there awkwardly with the passerby's and Applejack watching the exchange. After a few more bites Spoiled released Spike's hand and put them on the back of his head, getting the point Spike leaned forward and kissed her, there were a fair number of gasps and off remarks as Spoiled moved her hands and Spike pulled away. Once apart Spoiled said loud and proud.

"Filthy and I got a Divorce, so quit your yapping," She said to the onlookers before taking Spike's arm and leading him away. "Now come on Sweety, you and I have a party to attend," Once they were away from their onlookers Spoiled patted Spike's arm. "I must say you did very good,"
"You've ruined Apples for me," Was Spike's only reply to the event he had been forced to partake in.
"Well if you ever make me mad I'll be sure to do that again then," Spike looked over to her with a deep frown. "Just remember to keep mommy happy and you'll be fine dear,"
"Somehow I doubt anything will be fine with you around"
"Oh, you're so mean," Spoiled laughed into her hand "Now come honey pie, Mommy wants to show off her new arm candy,"
"I'm coming," Spike replied begrudgingly as he followed her down the road "Celestia as my Witness I will suffer this the rest of my life so long as Twilight's dirty secret stays a secret,"

Applejack stood in abject horror at what she had just witnessed, using every iota of strength not to vomit as the image of Spike kissing Spoiled buried in her brain.

"Something fucking wrong," Applejack decided "Something is all kinds of fucking wrong," Applejack walked away from her stand and made her way to the only pony she trusted to figure out what was happening with Spike, Applejack walked down the streets silently, going over every scenario she could think of and coming back to only one thing that could possibly explain why Spike was dating Spoiled Rich, especially since his expression gave away he was just as disturbed as she was about the entire ordeal. After a few minutes, she made it to her destination, walked in, and waited.

"Applejack Darling," Rarity greeted "What a lovely surprise,"

"Rarity," Applejack said simply "I need you to sit down, I have just born witness to the most horrifying thing in my life,"

"Oh my goodness," Rarity saw the horror in Applejack's eyes and shivered at them, "What happened," Applejack leaned forward and whispered into Rarity's ear, Rarity stood her ground for a moment and then covered her mouth.

"Oh Sweet Celestia," She gagged, "I think I'm gonna be sick,"

"And that's just from me explaining it, trust me your lucky as fuck you didn't have to stand there and watch it, and Spike had the same dam look on his face, of I can't even begin to imagine the trauma,"

"Oh you came to the right fucking mare," Rarity declared, losing all pretense of prim and proper politeness, "Applejack call the girls, we have a friend to save,"

Author's Note

For the record, I do have something picked out for what the 'thing is' Twilight did, but I'm gonna wait until the last chapter to reveal what it is, or maybe I WON'T!!!