Avalanche from a Flurry

The Apple dining table was a bit crowded, though not abnormally so. The permanent additions of the missing generation had merely brought it up to a normal level, and the temporary additions of Sweetie and Tempest were not difficult to accommodate. They sat surrounding Sugar Belle, leaving the Apple siblings facing them, Apple Bloom across from Sweetie and Applejack across from Tempest. Granny Smith took the end next to Applejack, with Buttercup and Bright Mac at the slightly-wider opposite end.

Buttercup finally asked, "So, I have met Sweetie Belle, but I'm afraid…" She now had to look at Tempest and bravely attempted a neutral face to her wound. "We haven't been introduced."

Sugar Belle held her hooves out to each, and neutrally said, "This is Commander Tempest Shadow, of the Crystal Empire's arctic rangers. We just found out she is my father."

Bright Mac took in the rest of her appearance besides the glaring obvious lack of point. "I can see some resemblance. You have… strong jaws. Nice to hear you're accomplished."

Tempest grimaced slightly. "Accomplished. That's one word."

Applejack snickered.

Buttercup caught that and asked, "Is there another word you have in mind?"

"Penitent, perhaps."

Apple Bloom suggested, "'Accomplished' fits. Not just anypony could petrify three princesses in under half a minute."

Applejack added with a grin, "And Derpy Hooves."

Sugar Belle turned on her father. "You petrified my sister?"

Tempest wilted; Sweetie Belle reared up and faced diagonally across the table. "Applejack! That wasn't…!"

Granny chided, "Hooves off the table!"

Tempest turned across Sugar Belle to face Sweetie Belle and watched her back away from the table and reseat. "As I said, penitent. I found Applejack's comment amusing, not hurtful."

Bright Mac suggested, "A little clarification would also not be hurtful. Which princesses did you petrify, and why?"

"The princesses were Cadence, Luna, and Celestia. I commanded an invading army. Princess Twilight convinced me I shouldn't do that, so I switched sides, the princesses and Derpy got better, I was allowed to join the Crystal Empire's military. Much more recently, Twilight happened to come across a spell to temporarily grow a penis on a mare, and she thought it might be adaptable to growing me a new horn, so I let her cast it on me so we could see how long it lasts before the onset of magical problems I don't understand. Then I accidentally used the penis on Sweetie because of some misunderstood instructions, and here we are."

Sugar Belle looked at her quizzically, and began, "How do you acc…"

Granny spoke over her, "Accidental my tail! You just like 'em young."

Tempest gave her a level look. "She falls firmly into 'cute', not 'hot'. Maybe in five years. Anyway, I mistook a few important bits of information, and so did Sweetie, and it turns out my sperm are super-powered, so mere proximity was enough."

Sugar Belle edged away from her. "How close is too close?"

"Closer than this. Plus, I'm under Sea Mane's removal now."

Sweetie Belle cut in to ask her daughter, "I didn't entirely catch what you were implying with Starlight. Do you want to be the father of your children with Big Mac?"

Buttercup giggled as Bright Mac spluttered out, "What's this?"

Big Mac answered, "Princess has a spell to change your parts. Earth pony's got to be the mother. I'm an earth pony. So I can be the mother."

Buttercup's giggle intensified. "That's…"

Granny Smith pounded the table. "It's damned clever. Phew. Finally got that out of the way."

Apple Bloom asked, "Aww! Big bro, you're going to be a mommy! Can I call you Orchard Blossom?"

Sweetie Belle burst out laughing as Big Mac buried his muzzle between his hooves. A lengthy explanation about the sisterhooves social ensued.

Big Mac eventually replied to Applejack's ribbing, "You got second place in a rodeo, so you ran away from home and got a job, and you call me 'overcompetitive'?"

"That wasn't about losing, it was about not coming up with the money. 's what the job was for!"

"Eeeyup. And you'll cheerfully admit that Tempest could beat you up."

Tempest stiffened, too shocked to ask to be left out of it before Applejack replied, "In hoof to hoof fighting? Aw, you're funny, Big Mac."

Bright Mac tried to interject, "Applejack…"

It was too late. Tempest replied, "And that's why when I came after the six of you with two yetis, you fled."

Applejack really could have said that where there were two, there would be (and were) more behind. But instead, she said, "Yeah, you and two yetis."

"I've beaten them up before."

"Using your lightning…?" She managed to make it a question at the last moment after seeing Tempest's expression.

Tempest shook her head. "I developed my lightning so I wouldn't need to. Look. I've studied fighting. You attack like your opponents are trees. Fine on bandits, buffalo, month-old changelings, and whatever else you've been fighting, for the most part. But you haven't actually tried to face opponents who actually know how to fight, have you? I mean, you fight to a standstill with Rainbow Dash despite being somewhere around twice as strong as she is. Even Rarity might be able to get more than one good kick in before you nicked her and ended the fight. But I'm stronger than Rainbow Dash, and fighting is my job."

Applejack put a hoof across the table.

Tempest stared at it quizzically. "Is that for hoof wrestling? I concede that you would cream me in hoof wrestling. I would win in a fight."

Buttercup pushed Applejack's hoof back towards her. "We're farmers!"

Apple Bloom shook her head. "Should I go make popcorn?"

Sugar Belle stood up. "Applejack, no beating up my father. Tempest, no beating up my sister in law."

Tempest shrugged in unconcern. "Okay."

Applejack took a deep breath. "How about after dinner, you show me what you mean. What I could be doing better."

Tempest smiled. "Sure!"

~~~~

Tempest helped the thoroughly dusty Applejack back to her feet. "You're improving!"

Applejack shook her head. "The problem is, for a proper buck, you need your head facing forward."

Apple Bloom facehooved. "She's told you six times now to…"

Tempest cut her off with a sharp wave. "Three times, but yes. Don't give a proper buck. I've been showing you how to… you know what, how about we switch to forehooves. You'll get the idea faster."

Applejack shook her head in shame, glad that her ancestors at least had found somewhere better to be rather than watch her embarrass herself, but her siblings and the Belles were still watching, forehooves on the fence. Big Mac shook his head and also headed away.

Tempest reared up and put her forehooves up, then bounced back and forth a little.

Applejack looked at her quizzically. "What are you, a minotaur, or Pinkie Pie?"

"You can do it for a few seconds, I'm sure. It's very useful."

Applejack reared up, teetered, and lunged forward. Tempest caught her and shortly had her pinned face first in a full nelson, with her hind legs twisted uselessly one in front of the other, wrapped in Tempest's. "First, you didn't wait for instructions. Second, stop struggling - I could snap your neck. Third… unh." She whispered, "Seriously, stop struggling or I'm going to come all over your back."

Applejack did not stop, and soon it was too late to insist.

Sweetie Belle swept over them with a crackle.

Sugar Belle giggled, then looked to her mother. "If it's that easy to get her going, I can see how I happened."

Sweetie Belle nodded, then had to clean them again.

After six times, Tempest weakened and Applejack broke free. "Ha! Got out!"

Tempest glowered at her. "Sure, if you want to win by humping your opponent until they need to drink to replenish fluids. I told you to stop."

Applejack froze in confusion, but Tempest went on, "Seriously. I'm feeling a bit violated, here. You're a very attractive mare, but this wasn't the way to get to lie with me."

Applejack frowned. "This… has something to do with sex, doesn't it? Aww horseapples. Did we just have sex?"

Tempest cocked her head in confusion. "No? How could you not tell?"

"I have a magical mental block that keeps me from thinking about sex. I don't know how far it goes. What I know is, I was just wrestling, and you told me you were going to get on my back, but you were already on my back."

"No, I told you I'd come on your back. Ejaculate. Orgasm."

"Oh. I never heard anypony mean 'come' like that."

Apple Bloom idly corrected her, "You forgot."

Applejack shrugged. "Okay, I forgot."

Tempest took some deep breaths.

Applejack slowly asked, "Were you really worked up before? Because that seemed awfully quick. I mean, I'm the furthest from an expert, but I understand it takes longer than that…"

"Twilight screwed up and put me on a hair trigger, all right? That's what the experiments are for, so when she does it to my horn, we get the right sensitivity and all that."

Applejack nodded slowly. "I see. Well, I'm sorry for, uh, what was it you called what I did?"

"Humping. Also, violating. Humping can be nice. Violating, no."

"I'll try to remember that."

Apple Bloom idly spat out the hay strand she'd been chewing on. "Good luck."

"Well, I'm sorry for, uh, violating you. I'm guessing that's doing something with you that you don't want?"

Tempest nodded. "Don't worry. Even if it hadn't been an accident, it wouldn't be in the top ten worst sexual things that happened to me. Just surprising to get it from you. But it was an accident, so we're fine."

In the silence following that statement, Sweetie vaulted over the fence and approached her. "Do you… Are you okay?"

"What?"

"You have a top ten worst things to happen to you?"

"Well, only two were actually bad. Just, there was a bunch of awkward sex with this clingy Diamond bitch I dumped as soon as I could. And this… I mean, as unwanted as it was, it didn't occur to me that she was trying to assault me, just annoy me, and physically? It was… extremely pleasurable."

Applejack swallowed. "You… liked that."

Tempest laughed for a few seconds. "Yeah? Multiple orgasm is really nice, so long as you aren't being raped. Whew. I wasn't kidding about needing water. And it seems about time to head back to the castle. Do I need to head back to the house to formally say goodbye, or can I just go from here?"

Applejack gestured for her to go if she felt like it; she left with Sweetie.

Applejack looked to Apple Bloom. "Do you think I should try to break this block by hitting it head on, before the thing?"

Apple Bloom shrugged, and glanced at Sugar Belle, who didn't know about the upcoming orgy. "Nah. Once Twilight or Starlight is free, we can attack it from the magic side, if it hasn't worn off yet."

Sugar Belle waved her hooves. "So… wait. When you've been walking in on Big Mac and me regularly in the mornings, it's because you didn't even notice?"

Apple Bloom fielded that. "The first time, yes. I've been sending her your way to try to expose her to more, since you didn't seem to mind at all the first time." A frown. "Have you been getting weird…"

Applejack stopped her. "You mean every morning when I'm in your room, you're having sex?"

Sugar Belle thought back. "Sexual things, yes. We haven't actually had sex since finding out about… ancestry issues."

Apple Bloom boggled. "Why not? Sea Mane, plus it's not like you were getting pregnant before."

Sugar Belle admonished, "Not perfect protection, and we'd been using it all along."

"I thought you wanted a baby."

"Absolutely. But we thought we'd try to avoid it in the first year. At least, until this came along. Then it got more serious."

"Oh. Well, next time, do you mind if Applejack just outright watches?"

"I… I'll have to run that by Big Mac."

Applejack counteroffered, "Or I could do something with Tempest. I'm pretty sure she said I was very attractive."

Apple Bloom froze. "Are you interested?"

"… yeah, I think I am."

~~~~

Fluttershy gulped. She knew exactly why this was her job, but she wasn't looking forward to it. A knock on Thunderlane's door. Maybe no one's home. But I really haven't waited long enough and how silly I'd look if I turn around now and they come to the door. I'll wait to the count of…

Rumble answered the door. Fluttershy opened her mouth and was unable to speak. After a moment, Rumble suggested, "Thunderlane's in. Do you want to talk with him?" Fluttershy nodded. "Do you want me to step out for a bit?"

Please. "If that's all right with you."

Rumble took off, leaving the doorway clear. Fluttershy slipped in. "Thunderlane?"

He trotted out of the kitchen and smiled. "Fluttershy! What brings you over?"

"Well, we… Twilight and Starswirl and… the others, they tried, they really did, but they couldn't find out how to get that lock off by cheating. So it looks like we're going to need your help."

Thunderlane coughed. "With…"

Fluttershy nodded. "With the orgy. We're going to have a spoken practice run on Saturday. To see if the spell would be satisfied."

"Spoken?"

"They made another lock that doesn't care if we do the things; we just have to say them. If that lock comes off, then we know the real one would if we do the things."

Thunderlane chuckled, embarrassed. "I see. So, choreographed. Do you know what we're supposed to do, yet?"

Yes. But I can't say. What if he is disgusted? Fluttershy nodded, pulled a slip of paper out of her saddlebag, and spoke from behind it. "We each have nine partners." She put the slip down on the table. Then she forced herself to recite what Starlight had prepared with her: "The reason I am here is because you might not want to do some of these things, and if so, we need to find out early so we can make some other plan."

Thunderlane came along her left side and put a wing across her back in a loose hug. "In other words, if it's all right with me. Well, thank you and thank them for asking instead of dumping it on me at the last minute. That was very thoughtful. How about we take a look at it together?"

Fluttershy nodded and shivered. She moved up to read from the slip, when he kissed the side of her face. She steeled herself and read out, "You have to stick your dick in Twilight Sparkle's petrified butt until you're nearly coming. Then, you have to give Rumble a hoof or wing job."

Thunderlane balked. "What other options do we have?"

"If we don't do this plan, we might have to do twice as many things overall. I'd have, say," Her voice faded to a whisper, "twenty other partners instead of nine."

Thunderlane swallowed. "I see. What else?"

"At the same time as you do… that, Tempest will give you a hoofjob. We're in a circle, you see, so there isn't a lot of doing only one pony at once."

"Okay…"

"Then you need to give her one while Pinkie gives you one. Tempest will, ah, have a penis, but you don't need to use it."

"Okay…"

Fluttershy swallowed and blushed. "Then, ah… I hope this is not a problem, I hope it's the opposite of a problem, actually, but then, you use your mouth on me."

Thunderlane took a deep breath. "The other things I can just set aside as something for this thing. This… okay, we can jump ahead for this and then jump back."

Fluttershy, barely audibly, said, "Or we could just keep on doing that after. I think I'll like it."

Thunderlane's blush rivaled hers. "Or we could do that."

Fluttershy coughed and added, "While you're doing that to me, Rumble will be doing it to you."

Thunderlane slowly turned to her. "I thought we got him out of the way."

"Well, that was the end of you and him this time."

Thunderlane took a deep breath. "I'm going to have to think about this."

Fluttershy nodded. "Do you want to stop and think, or keep going?"

Thunderlane gestured forward. "May as well think after I know all of it."

Fluttershy read off the next line. "I think the next thing won't be a problem. I use my mouth on you."

Thunderlane giggled like a little filly who'd choked on her lollipop as she was teasing a colt with a crush on her, then cleared it up and laughed more normally. "That helps, yes."

Fluttershy took a deep breath and took the plunge, rushing to the end. "You have to also use your mouth on Pinkie at the same time. Then, you fuck Scootaloo. Then Sweetie Belle. Then Rarity. And that's it."

Thunderlane swallowed. "And not you."

"Not in the orgy, no. Maybe after."

"We'll all be using protection?"

Fluttershy nodded. "Only Twilight is getting pregnant."

"I… guess I'd want to meet… each of the last three at least, and talk it over."

"If you'd like, we can visit the boutique right now. I saw them in when I was walking over."

Thunderlane hesitantly asked, "Fluttershy, if you don't mind saying… what will you be doing?"

"Oh, Sweetie Belle will rub me while I rub Starswirl, then I rub Sweetie while Spike rubs me, then you and I do our things. While you're licking me, I lick Spike. While I'm licking you, Starswirl licks me. Then I hump Twilight's statue until I nearly come. Then I fuck Rumble, Button Mash, and Spike."

Thunderlane swallowed. "Uh. Do you know what Rumble's doing?"

Fluttershy looked down at the paper. "Aside from you… Scootaloo, Applejack, Starswirl, then me, Rarity, and Sweetie Belle. And Twilight's statue."

"Shit. These're kids."

"If it makes you feel better, Celestia and Luna have already approved the plan. And Celestia will be licking Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. So she clearly doesn't think it's wrong under the circumstances."

Thunderlane suddenly found himself unable to breathe. He finally managed to gasp out, "What's going on here."

The urge for this to bubble out overcame her and she gently said, "I had a fantasy. Would you like to hear it?"

Thunderlane, still stunned, nodded.

Fluttershy swallowed. "We have a son. When he's three, you have him mount me and conceive my daughter. When she's born, she first suckles on our son - her father's - penis before making it to my teats. In the mornings, instead of giving you a wingjob, I rub her belly against your penis until you come on her and on my teats, and she laps it up with her milk. Our son watches that and thinks it's normal. When we have sex, you and our son do me at both ends. He also has sex with his daughter while we watch and advise them. We aren't sure whether our third is yours or his. And then they all grow up to be happy, well-adjusted adults with no psychological problems or regrets or anger, and they bring their special someponies home for us all to fuck, and nopony thinks any of this is at all strange."

Fluttershy gave Thunderlane to absorb that, which he was pretty much totally unable to do in the five seconds before she added. "I didn't have thoughts like that until the ghost came. We each get different things, but this is more or less what is popping into our heads from time to time until we get this taken care of. Including Rumble's."

Thunderlane coughed. "And we're sure that'll get rid of it?"

Fluttershy nodded. "Pretty sure."

Thunderlane sighed. "I didn't realize it was that bad."

Fluttershy sighed back. You didn't realize it was that great. "It's not like I'll do any of that. I can still tell right from wrong." But it's fun to imagine.