The night after the fort’s construction was complete was dark and stormy, and the blizzard was cold and merciless. But, Fort Vulcan was still alive and thriving, and the troops stationed there were busy preparing for battle. Of course, they slept early on, since Bowser was going to station his first attack at night. An ordinary warlord would hesitate, but the Koopa King was not an ordinary warlord, and he had survived things that could kill Celestia.

Flurry Heart awoke from her slumber. She fell asleep early because the attack was coming up that night. The snow white alicorn was in her blue pajamas at the time, and she yawned as she stretched, putting off a series of satisfying pops and cracks as she did. The sight that lay beyond her (and Fluttershy and Discord’s) dorm windows was the dark of night accompanied by a snowstorm. She wondered why Bowser would choose a moment like that, but she did not question the Koopa King’s choice, and just rolled with it.

On the other side, Fluttershy and Discord were already out of the bed, as seen by the empty space below the covers. She went into the dressing room, and rummaged through the closet, looking through the various outfits stored in there (as well as a traditional Minecraft squid for some reason), and found the clothes she was supposed to wear under her Crystal Mail Armor, as well as a crystal blue scarf that she knitted during her stay at Darkland Castle.

She quickly grabbed them, and after a nice, warm, and calming shower, she dressed herself up in the warm outfit and proceeded to walk out of the bathroom, and proceeded to walk towards her armor stand, and put on her Crystal Mail Armor. She did not put on her helmet right away, although, she did wear that scarf. Beyond the door, the vast coldness of a snowy winter night greeted her, the snow falling diagonally. “Flurry?” a voice said. She turned around to see Fluttershy, who wasn’t wearing any armor, just a simple wool coat, a scarf, and some mittens. Discord was also there beside his loved one, and didn’t wear anything aside from his casual garb, he never was bothered by extreme temperatures, again, due to him having chaos magic. “Are you sure you are ready?” Fluttershy asked.

The only response that came was a nod. Fluttershy was still concerned about Flurry Heart’s ambition to fight, but, then again, who wouldn’t fight? She knew about what had happened back at what was the Crystal Empire, so she understood. She simply sighed and followed the daughter of Princess Cadence and Shining Armor into the snow. Discord was a little cautious about the (presumably) last alicorn as well, but he was less concerned because he had seen so many things happen in his thousand-year lifetime. The three found a crowd of Bowser’s soldiers near what looked like a podium, there, that was where they were going. As they walked towards the crowd, the white bird looked at them with curiosity.

It took a few moments, but, the Koopa King slowly walked out of his quarters and onto the podium he had. “Excuse me, can I have everybody’s attention for a moment.” All background speech went silent as everybody looked towards the Koopa King, including the bird, who was looking more curious about what he had to say. “Ladies and gentlemen, we have gathered here today for something very, very important.” he said, acknowledging the mummers going on within the crowd. “My friends, it has often been said that I, like, war. Yes, there is some truth to that, many would say. Nay, I love the battlefield. I love offense, I love defense, I love the strategic part of, war.”

Flurry Heart, Fluttershy, and Discord gasped. Flurry Heart knew the King of the Koopas the best out of the three, but she didn’t expect it. “Wars across prairies, in streets, and in the trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I live through every setting war can provide on my world. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to fight on a new front. This time, we have reason to love it. In this war, our hearts will leap with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Bullet Bill sniper to spill caribou blood across the snow. And the feeling that comes when that fucker king runs screaming from his blazing fortress, only to be mowed down by heavy fire from magic and technology alike, is such an well-justified and very accomplishing feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their weapons, rushing into the enemy line. I have a feeling that it will move me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead caribou for every act of evil he had committed.”

“Where’s he going through this, it’s scaring me.” Fluttershy commented.

“I am not very knowing about the details, but I think Bowser’s onto something.” Flurry Heart replied as she pulled Fluttershy into a hug. “Whatever the case, I hope it works.”

“Once upon a time, Equestria was a peaceful land, and although not everything there is all sunshine and rainbows, the people there were happy. Boys and girls of all ages lived with one another in peaceful harmony. That is until those caribou showed up! Not only did they poison the land’s inhabitants, making the women into brain-dead slaves to savage, rape-hungry brutes that rape every woman in SIGHT, but they tried to erase it. They made things as if they were always that way, and it makes me SICK!” Bowser said.

Everyone looking at the crystal ball leapt back at what Bowser said, looking in shock.

Even with the howling of a snowy wind, Bowser wasn’t silenced. “Ladies, gentlemen, all I am asking for is war, war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers and sisters in arms ‘What, what is it that you really want?’ Do you wish for further our mission as I do?” he roared, his voice raising. “Do you wish for a war? A war whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge any caribou corpses from the face of this planet!? Do you wish to help me complete the Pinkie Promise I made to Flurry Heart a year ago!?”

Multiple shouts came about, some praising Bowser, some were insulting the caribou, and yet others were wanting to save the Equestrians. “I thought you would say that. Do not feel like you are outdone! Each set of a thousand in my army is equal to the might of one million and one of those KUSO BAKA! It is time, my friends, to awaken them at night. It is time to take them out for what they did! It, my friends, it is TIME to show them fear! It is time to show them mayhem! It is time to show them the sounds of our nonexistent JACKBOOTS making out with their throats! I have done many things, but, I will never, ever, EVER, do anything remotely like what they did. EVER! Not even in a Ghram’s number of years!”

“I have brought you here so we can fulfill the Pinkie Promise I made to her, back to the place where it all started. And now, it’s time we do it! Tonight, we attack!”

The sound of cheering echoed throughout Fort Vulcan. Flurry Heart herself even cheered to the speech of the Koopa King, eager to get her real parents back. Some people even had their weapons ready, including Flurry Heart herself. Two Koopa Troopas carrying some shoulder pads and knee pads and began armoring the Koopa King.

Bowser: “What can you expect, from disgusting little sickos?~

“Here’s what you get when their ideals run amuk!~

The two Koopa Troopas had finished Bowser’s shoulder and knee-pads on him.

“Their sins are hellish red!~

“They're only good when dead!~

A purple cape was the final thing to go onto the Koopa King.

“They’re sickos, as we know and worse!?”~

Koopa Army (All): “They’re, savages!~

“Savages!”~

Bowser tossed a spear to a random Koopatrol, who caught it in his hand.

Bowser: “Barely even human!”~

Koopa Army (Goombas): “Savages!”~

Koopa Army (Shy Guys): "Savages!"~

Bowser tossed more spears and weapons to some more random minions, as well as Fluttershy, who had a nervous look at the sight of a sword in her hands.

Bowser: “Drive them to extinction!~

"And look at what they did!~

“It means they must be evil!~

“We must sound the drums of war!”~

Koopa Army (Hammer/Fire/Ice/Boomerang Bros.): “They’re savages!~

“Savages!”~

Koopa Army (Koopatrols): “Dirty fucking rapists!”~

Bowser: (Now we sound the drums of war!)

As Bowser and his troops began preparing their artillery, Kamek and Kammy had finished their treks to the Magikoopa Training Room.

Kamek: “This is what King Bowser feared,~

“The caribou are all demons!~

“The only thing they feel at all is greed!”~

Kammy: “Beneath that cursed hide, there's emptiness inside.~

Koopatrol Guards: “We wonder if they even bleed!”~

Bowser’s Magikoopas began to prepare as well.

Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “They’re savages!~

“Savages!”~

Kammy and Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Barely even human!~”

Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Savages!~

“Savages!”~

Kamek: (They’re rapists at the core!)

Kammy: “And look at what they did. It means they can’t be trusted.”~

Kamek: “We must sound the drums of war!”~

Koopa Army (Koopatrols): “They’re savages!~

“Savages!”~

Kamek: “We shall attack from the west!~

“Where we’ll sound the drums of war!”~

Koopa Army (Koopa Troopas): “Savages!~

“Savages!~”

Private Goomp was talking to the Elite Trio, and Flurry Heart.

Private Goomp: (Let’s go Elite on them, friends!)

Koopa Army (Magikoopas): “Savages!”~

Koopa Army (Subconians): “Savages!~”

Bowser: (Now it’s up to us, friends!)

Koopa Army (All): “Savages! Savages!~

“Barely even human!”~

“Now, we’ll sound the drums...”~

Bowser and Bowser Junior walked to the front of the gatehouse look at the blizzard dead ahead of them, with the former crossing his arms, glaring at the direction of the Caribou Empire. The Koopalings were not far behind them.

“...of~

“WAR!”~

The smoke from the fires in Fort Vulcan flew at high speeds toward Canterlot, where lightning began to strike and hail began falling. Bowser’s iconic 64 laugh echoed throughout the city, electing the attention of a caribou busy raping a mare in his house.

“Guys, did you hear that laugh?” he said.

“It might be in your head.” a brainwashed unicorn said before slamming his cock into his slave’s throat, causing her to moan.

“I guess you’re right. I must've misheard the thunder.” Little did he know, that a storm is coming, and not the literal kind. That he knew of. The storm that I'm talking about is none other than Koopa rage.

Author's Note

Heh, I had the song planned out back in its forumn.