Pony Anatomy Hape

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Princess Celestia, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Lyra, Applejack, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1131

You, Anon stand trial for the worst crime imaginable. Hugging a pony without consent. Set in the Pony Anatomy Problem universe.

You, Anon stand trial for the worst crime imaginable. Hugging a pony without consent.

Set in the Pony Anatomy Problem universe.

Published 2019-11-01 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-11-01 00:40:01 UTC

Hape

You, the human with a red ball gag over your mouth were wheeled into a courtroom while wrapped in chains as you stood on a hand truck. Everypony in the room gasped in shock at the sight of you. Rarity was somewhere in the back of the room and began screaming like a banshee.

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” screamed Rarity.

Princess Celestia, banged the gavel to shut her up. Rarity immediately shut up after that.

With that over with, you were wheeled to the left side of the courtroom to meet Lyra Heartstrings, the only pony who seemed genuinely happy to see you, while everypony else was glaring daggers at you.

Across from you stood Applejack on a stand, who too was glaring daggers at you.

“Let’s get this over with quickly,” said Princess Celestia. “Anon, you stand accused of the worst crime imaginable, the crime of ‘hape’, the act of hugging a pony without consent. What’s even worse, the pony in question which the hape supposedly happened to was a virgin. Which is the second worst crime imaginable. Therefore, you are accused of both hape and the hape of a virgin. Should you be found to have committed these crimes you shall be executed immediately.”

You uttered a muffled scream in your gag in protest.

“Don’t let him speak!” screamed Applejack.

Celestia sighed, banging her gavel. “Order! Order in the courtroom!” she turned to Applejack. “Applejack, you are the prosecutor, you need to at least listen to him.”

Celestia flashed her horn, pulling the gag off you. “Anon, what do you have to say in your defense?”

“I didn’t know what I did was wrong.” you pleaded, your voice ripe with emotion.

Applejack gasped in shock. “Ya must be a very good liar, because-- “ everyone gasped in shock. “What?! He seems to be telling the truth.”

“Exactly. That’s why he should be given a lesser sentence.” said Lyra.

Celestia rubbed her chin. “You make a good point Defense Attorney. However, the pain and suffering the victim endured needs to be accounted for. For hape is extremely painful to a virgin and has the chance to do permanent damage to their love matrix, and even could possibly stop a pony from ever teleporting a foal out of them.”

You broke down in tears. “I’m sorry Twilight, I didn’t know what I did was wrong.”

“You confess to your crime?”

“Yes… I-I… I haped Twilight, but I didn’t know it was hape. She gave me a book for my birthday and she looked at me with a very cute expression… and I lost control and hugged her. Then she started crying and screaming and fell to the floor. I then ran home and just waited until the guards came and arrested me.”

Celestia flashed her horn. You felt a warm glow on your brain.

“I’ve seen your recent memories Anon and what you say is true. I cannot in good conscience have you executed. However you must make amends with Twilight and explain to her that you didn't know what you did was hape. If you manage to convince Twilight you may repair her love matrix.”

“I.. what if… she… she.”

“I’ll protect you.” she said softly.

With that you and Celestia vanished with a blinding flash of light.

You found yourself standing in the Golden Oak Library at the foot of the stairs. You looked behind to see Celestia.

“Stay close to me.” she said.

Slowly you and Celestia made your way up the stairs. Once up the stairs, you made your way to Twilight’s bedroom door.

You raised your hand to knock, but were cut short when the door suddenly opened. And you were met with a hoof to the face as Twilight glared at you hatefully with her badly bloodshot eyes and tear soaked cheeks.

Or at least would have met her hoof if Celestia had not blocked it with a magical shield.

“Celestia?! Why did you bring Anon here?!” she screamed. She tried to strike you again, but once again Celestia’s magic blocked it. “... no… Celestia. Please, don’t have him hape me again.” she pleaded, dropping down onto the floor in a submissive state.

Celestia leaned down and draped a wing over her. “Of course not my dear student. I brought Anon here to explain that he didn’t know what he did was wrong.”

Twilight jumped to her four hooves and glared at you in pure rage. “Nonsense! You know exactly what you did Anon. Thanks to you I can never have foals!"

You sighed, making to sit down before her. “The thing is Twilight, I didn’t. I had no idea what I did was wrong.”

“But how could you not know?”

“I’m an alien Twilight. Today I found out ponies have babies by teleporting out of them. But I don’t understand how that works.”

Twilight sighed. "When a stallion and a mare love each other very much they cuddle and kiss really hard for usually about ten minutes, at which point their love matrix magic activates and the mare becomes pregnant."

“...” you simply said.

“You really didn’t know that was hape, did you?” she said looking at your confusion.

“No, I didn’t.”

“Let me make sure you are telling the truth.” her horn glowed with magic and you felt a warm glow on your brain. “You… really didn’t know. Oh Anon!”

With that Twilight lunged at you and wrapped her two hooves around you and brought you into a tight embrace. Your eyes widen in shock when you saw literal pink love hearts in her eyes.

“You did it, Anon. You repaired her love matrix.” said Celestia with tears in her eyes.

“Well, that’s good I guess.” suddenly you had a boner, which was poking Twilight's chest. “Oh shit!”

“Anon, what’s that poking me down there?” she said.

“It’s uhhh a… well… a …. ummmmmm..” you said, not able to tell her.

“A what sweetheart?” said Celestia.

“Yes, what is it Anon?” said Twilight.

“A penis.” you said nervously.

“What’s a penis? asked Celestia.

“Show us this penis!” said Twilight.

You sighed, standing up and then pulling down your pants to reveal your penis to the mares.

“So, what function does this penis have?” asked Celestia.

“Uhhhh… it’s the main tool we need to make babies with a human female by sticking it in a hole called a vagina, when it gets stimulated enough it releases a cream called cum inside her.”

Now it was their turn to be confused. The two simply stared at you with wide eyes.

“Explain in more detail, please.” said Twilight.

“What if he just shows us?” said Celestia sexfully, giving you bedroom eyes.

“Yeah, that could work.” said Twilight, licking her lips.

You gulped. “Be gentle please.”

End