The Remote

by TReyMartins

Rating: mature
Tags: Porn, Windy Whistles, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Bow Hothoof, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1297

After a one-night-stand, Rainbow Dash has a mortifying realization.

After a long loving lustful night with Spitfire, Rainbow Dash discovers something leftover. Before she can remedy the issue, she must decide between pleasure and problem solving as her dad gets involved.

Published 2019-05-29 02:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-05-29 02:00:01 UTC

The Morning After

Rainbow Dash yawned, rolled over sluggishly, and stretched. The arch of her back tugged her spine at just the right angle to send a satisfying tingle all the way down to her tailbone. A small, content moan escaped her as she let go of the stretch, sliding back down onto her back, her hooves splayed out lazily across the bed.

Last night was amazing. Succulent memories of the licking and grinding and sucking swam in Rainbow’s head as she fondly basked in the afterglow. She ran a hoof down her chest and along her thighs, her muscles recalling each touch that Spitfire had made the night prior. Rainbow’s eyes widened a little bit with slight alarm. Spitfire.

She sat up a little bit, finally taking in the destruction around her. The room was trashed with blankets, pillows, lube, toys, Dashie’s Wonderbolts uniform… But not Spitfire’s. It finally dawned on Rainbow. Spitfire was long gone.

She wasn’t worried though. Spitfire might be a ditcher, but Rainbow knew she would definitely be calling back. ESPECIALLY after a night like that. She was sure that neither of them would be forgetting it any time soon.

Rainbow sat up a little further. She moaned a little bit as she felt something shift inside her love cave. Looking down and feeling her pussy with her hoof, she discovered something leftover from last night: a bullet vibrator nuzzled snuggly inside her vagina. She pushed gently against the side of her pussy, causing the bullet to massage her inner walls. She sighed sensually, her vaginal walls remembering the intense pleasure they had endured when Spitfire had her way with them.

Rainbow maintained this simple, sweet massage for a minute or two, before reaching a hoof to the nightstand in a search for the remote for the vibrator. She patted down the stand, but found nothing. She turned her head, now adding her eyes as aids to the search. Nothing.

Her eyes narrowed. Did Spitfire take it? Where could she have left it…?

She heard her dad plopping on the couch in the living room downstairs. “Hey honey, you seen the remote?” He bellowed.

“No, I haven’t!” Rainbow’s mom shouted in response from the kitchen below.

“Oh wait, never mind! I found it!” He yelled.

Rainbow remained frozen in thought, then her eyes widened.

Oh NO. She thought.

* * *

Rainbow’s dad examined the hot pink remote he now held in his hoof. He hadn't remembered it looking so girly, but living in a female-dominated household had taught him to overlook gender norms.

He shrugged and looked back at the TV. One of Rainbow's favourite foal’s shows was on; a visually detailed portrayal of the daily life of human beings. He snorted. Everypony knew humans weren't real. He didn't really understand the appeal of it.

Raising the remote towards the TV, he clicked a button on the remote. But the channel didn't change.

A soft, muffled squeak came from upstairs, just barely audible over the TV. Rainbow's dad ignored it, brushing it off as unimportant as he tried to figure out why the channel wasn't changing.

He pressed the buttons MORE.

* * *

“Fuck!”

Rainbow just barely managed to stuff her mouth with her hoof in time to suppress the noise. The buzzing from the activated vibrator only increased, almost mocking Rainbow's futile attempts to keep her noise levels down. She was sitting straight up now, gingerly trying to muster the strength to get off the bed without clumsily collapsing into a horny, quivering mess.

“That you, Dashie?! Everything alright up there?!” Her dad's voice rose from below.

BITCH, do you even- she started in her head, but quickly digressed as she gathered all the strength she could to sound normal as she replied: “Y-yeah Dad, everything's f-fine!” She fought back a moan as the vibrator’s intensity increased again. Her left hind leg began twitching wildly.

“You sure, hon?!”

“Uh huhhhhhh…” Her voice trailed off as she slid off the bed and onto the floor backwards, shoulders-first. She spread her legs wide, committing now to the bliss she had been bestowed. Her tongue lolled out of her mouth as she let out a happy, sensual whine. She was going to enjoy this for now.

Bzzzzz- The vibrator stopped. Rainbow laid there, finally realizing how fast her heart had been racing. And she would be lying if she said she wasn't a little disappointed.

Groaning, she rolled right-way-up and stood up on all fours. She walked to the doorway of her room and hesitated. Oh yeah, she thought. Probably should pull the toy out. She stood there, hesitating further still.

Suddenly, the vibrator buzzed to life again, sending an abrupt shiver of adrenaline and pleasure throughout the now-very aroused mare.

She squeezed her eyes shut and bit her lip tightly. Nah.

She needed that remote.

* * *

Rainbow's dad, by this point, had popped out and reinserted the batteries at least a dozen times. His frustration grew, a low, annoyed growl beginning to sound from his throat. He mashed the buttons aggressively as if somehow by pressing harder the remote would work.

Rainbow Dash froze on her way down the staircase. She squealed, squeezing her hind legs together. Happy mare noises continued to escape her as the vibrator hit its highest setting. She bit her hoof, uselessly struggling to stifle any louder moans. She NEEDED that remote.

“Honeyyy!” Rainbow's dad yelled, walking past the base of the staircase on his way to the kitchen, remote in hoof.

Great, Rainbow thought, watching him pass by. She had no choice but to follow him to retrieve the remote before she went insane.

Her legs nearly buckled, but she managed to trudge slowly forward, each step more pleasurable than the last. As she reached the bottom of the staircase, she felt it: her climax was only seconds away.

She breathed out a low moan as she felt her pleasure swell. Walking was out of the question now. She opened her legs and bowed her head, knowing there was no backing out. Might as relax and enjoy the-

BZZZZZzzzzzz….. The vibrator slowed and stopped completely.

“Aw, what the fuck…” she muttered. Blue-balled again. She sighed out a mixture of disappointment and frustration, and trotted lightly forward, continuing on her mission to take back the remote.

“Found some!” Rainbow’s mom declared as Rainbow entered the kitchen. She held up a fresh pair of double A batteries in her hoof victoriously. Rainbow’s dad stood near her, the remote’s battery compartment open and empty, the batteries removed.

It suddenly clicked in Rainbow’s mind. Rainbow’s dad took the new batteries to place them into the waiting remote.

“Wait, Dad!” Rainbow cried, bolting forward. Her dad looked up, confused.

“You need the remote, hon?” He asked.

“Yes, PLEASE,” she begged, swatting at the remote with a hoof, missing when her dad pulled it away, keeping it away from her reach. He chuckled, oblivious to her predicament.

“Now hold on there, Dashie, lemme fix it up first!” He said casually, sliding the batteries into the slot with ease.

“DADDY~!” Rainbow screamed with pleasure as the vibrator hit her with a powerful jolt, pushing her nearly immediately over the edge. She collapsed to the floor, her flank shivering with ecstasy. Her face was buried in the floor as she realized what had just happened.

She just had an orgasm in front of both her parents.

Her dad simply stood motionless, his eyes wide. Her mom’s jaw had dropped, her eyes flicking in shock between her petrified husband and her quivering daughter.

The silence hung for at least another 10 awkward seconds. “Yo Dashie.” Her dad asked. “You alright….?”

“I honestly just wanna die right now,” she whimpered into the floor.