The Princesses donate to Charityby Alexander The GreatChaptersPrincess CelestiaPrincess CadenceEpilogueTwilight Can't DonatePrincess LunaPrincess Celestia"Your highness?" One of the guards said to Celestia. "Yes?" She said calmly, but very subtly suprised. Wondering what the interruption was about. "Somepony is here with a gift to you. As for what it is... I don't know that part." The royal guard informed, waiting for a response. "Send them in." Celestia said, dismissing the guard. The guard returned to his post, not saying anything else. A rather noble looking pony in a suit and tie walked in. "Princess, I am here to give you a large sum of bits, the noble donor wishes to remain anonymous. The donor was feeling generous so he gave you the money." The noble pony told her. "Very well. Put the bits in the vault until further notice." Celestia began to wonder. What should she do with the bits? Should she put it into her own bank account like Blueblood probably would? Obviously not. She was beeter than Blueblood in terms of ethics. Should she just deposit it to the national treasury? What about giving it to somepony else, or sending it as a gift to somecreature else? Or give it to a foreign nation as a gift? Celestia didn't know what to do with the bits. Then Celestia got an idea. An awful - NO! Giving money to charity is not 'an awful idea.' What is wrong with you? Tons of things, honestly. Anyway... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Hello? Who is it?" The receptionist said at the Sunside Salvation Corp. No response. "I said who is it?" The receptionist said, clearly louder than before. Looking up from her book at the door. Once again no response. The receptionist gets up, annoyed. "If this is another one of thos-" She opened the door to reveal a very suspicious looking box. "-Pranks by those colts down the street..." "Ummm, Mr. Sunside?" The receptionist yelled unintentionally loud. Faintly she heard: "Yes, Recept? " "Somepony left a suspicious looking box on our front door." She told Mr. Sunside Before she could do anything else, he was suddenly out of his office, and examining the box. Mr. Sunside then noticed a note on the back side of the box, it read: Dear Sunside Salvation Corp, I, Princess Celestia are giving you a very large sum of bits. I am sorry I could not deliver it in person, but something else came up Sincerely, Princess Celestia The receptionist then noticed something odd about Mr. Sunside. And it was that his back apparently had a zipper. Who knew? Princess CadenceCadance had an exhausting day. Nobles wanting special privileges, or money or whatever else they wanted. She just wanted to go to bed at this point, but there was one thing she needed to do first... After a rather short trip to the Crystal Empire's Treasury, she discovered that the Crystal Empire had an unusual surplus of bits. I will just give it to charity or something... Wait, that's a good idea! She had received word that Celestia & Luna had recently donated to a charity called 'Sunside's Salvation Corp.' 'Mr. Sunside' was relaxing at his desk, going through the recent donations that the Corp had been given. Then he recieved a knock at his door. "Door's unlocked..." Mr. Sunside said tiredly. Not even bothering to look up from the documents he was going through. "Um, sir?" The receptionist said, trying to get his attention. She succeeded, and continued. "Princess Cadance just mailed us, it says that she wants to donate." She said. "Didn't Luna already donate a week ago?" He said as he put down the documents. "Cadance. Not Luna, Sir. As in Cadance just mailed us, not Luna." "Thank You, Luna, for your donation." Sunside said. "You're welcome." Luna said, returning to her duties as a Princess. Epilogue"So 1,938 plus 523 plus 947 equals.. 3,408 Bits given to us by the princesses." Sunside said to himself, calculating the money. "I am so glad that the princesses decided to donate. Now all of that money can go to helping foals & colts without homes." He said, quite happy with the Princesses. "Wow. I never knew that Pinkie could be that serious about something." "I thought she was just about 3 things: Parties, Pranks, and Randomness. But I guess I was wrong." Twilight Can't Donate"Twilight!" Spike yelled at her, interrupting her reading. "What is it, Spike?" Twilight said in an uncharacteristicly flat tone. "I just read about how the princesses donated to charity and I thought 'Twilight should!'" "Spike. Do you know how much it costs to buy the amount of books I have!? I answer for you: Lots. Of. Bits. LOTS. There are also other costs for other things to. I want to donate, Spike! But I just don't have enough." Author's Note Inspired by my sleep deprived brain & the comments. Thanks. Princess LunaIt had been a while since Luna had checked on her personal bank account. So, with nothing better to do, she went to the bank. When Luna arrived at the bank and checked her bank account, she was quite shocked to discover that she (apparently) had thousands of bits in the bank. I don't need thousands of bits on hoof right now... Luna thought. She then decided that she should give a large portion of the bits she has in the bank to Charity. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Hello? Who is it?" The Receptionist asked. From the other side she heard something which she quite couldn't make out as decernable words. The Receptionist than got up and opened the door, suprised at who was standing at the door. "Princess Luna?" The Receptionist said, clearly suprised. "We- I would like to give a large donation to the Sunside Salvation Corp." Luna told the Receptionist, still struggling to get used to modern - era language. "Mr. Sunside? We have somepony who wants to give a donation." Mr.Sunside was suddenly next to The Receptionist, and Sunside said enthusiastically: "We do? Who is it?" "Princess-" The Receptionist started to say but was cut off by- "Luna? Why are you donating bits? I mean, surely you must have better things to do with the bits, right? Although, donating to charity is a good thing to-" Mr. Sunside rambled. "Are you related to Pinkie Pie in anyway, Mr. Sunside?" Luna asked him. Sunside suddenly pulls out a radio, and whispers into it loudly : "They are onto me!" 'Sunside' whispered. Luna then fired a spell at 'Sunside.' Then the costume fell, revealing Pinkie Pie. "PINKIE PIE!?" Both the Receptionist and Luna said, shocked that Pinkie would be doing this. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for your smarts & the author!" Pinkie said, suddenly restrained.
Princess Celestia"Your highness?" One of the guards said to Celestia. "Yes?" She said calmly, but very subtly suprised. Wondering what the interruption was about. "Somepony is here with a gift to you. As for what it is... I don't know that part." The royal guard informed, waiting for a response. "Send them in." Celestia said, dismissing the guard. The guard returned to his post, not saying anything else. A rather noble looking pony in a suit and tie walked in. "Princess, I am here to give you a large sum of bits, the noble donor wishes to remain anonymous. The donor was feeling generous so he gave you the money." The noble pony told her. "Very well. Put the bits in the vault until further notice." Celestia began to wonder. What should she do with the bits? Should she put it into her own bank account like Blueblood probably would? Obviously not. She was beeter than Blueblood in terms of ethics. Should she just deposit it to the national treasury? What about giving it to somepony else, or sending it as a gift to somecreature else? Or give it to a foreign nation as a gift? Celestia didn't know what to do with the bits. Then Celestia got an idea. An awful - NO! Giving money to charity is not 'an awful idea.' What is wrong with you? Tons of things, honestly. Anyway... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Hello? Who is it?" The receptionist said at the Sunside Salvation Corp. No response. "I said who is it?" The receptionist said, clearly louder than before. Looking up from her book at the door. Once again no response. The receptionist gets up, annoyed. "If this is another one of thos-" She opened the door to reveal a very suspicious looking box. "-Pranks by those colts down the street..." "Ummm, Mr. Sunside?" The receptionist yelled unintentionally loud. Faintly she heard: "Yes, Recept? " "Somepony left a suspicious looking box on our front door." She told Mr. Sunside Before she could do anything else, he was suddenly out of his office, and examining the box. Mr. Sunside then noticed a note on the back side of the box, it read: Dear Sunside Salvation Corp, I, Princess Celestia are giving you a very large sum of bits. I am sorry I could not deliver it in person, but something else came up Sincerely, Princess Celestia The receptionist then noticed something odd about Mr. Sunside. And it was that his back apparently had a zipper. Who knew?
Princess CadenceCadance had an exhausting day. Nobles wanting special privileges, or money or whatever else they wanted. She just wanted to go to bed at this point, but there was one thing she needed to do first... After a rather short trip to the Crystal Empire's Treasury, she discovered that the Crystal Empire had an unusual surplus of bits. I will just give it to charity or something... Wait, that's a good idea! She had received word that Celestia & Luna had recently donated to a charity called 'Sunside's Salvation Corp.' 'Mr. Sunside' was relaxing at his desk, going through the recent donations that the Corp had been given. Then he recieved a knock at his door. "Door's unlocked..." Mr. Sunside said tiredly. Not even bothering to look up from the documents he was going through. "Um, sir?" The receptionist said, trying to get his attention. She succeeded, and continued. "Princess Cadance just mailed us, it says that she wants to donate." She said. "Didn't Luna already donate a week ago?" He said as he put down the documents. "Cadance. Not Luna, Sir. As in Cadance just mailed us, not Luna." "Thank You, Luna, for your donation." Sunside said. "You're welcome." Luna said, returning to her duties as a Princess.
Epilogue"So 1,938 plus 523 plus 947 equals.. 3,408 Bits given to us by the princesses." Sunside said to himself, calculating the money. "I am so glad that the princesses decided to donate. Now all of that money can go to helping foals & colts without homes." He said, quite happy with the Princesses. "Wow. I never knew that Pinkie could be that serious about something." "I thought she was just about 3 things: Parties, Pranks, and Randomness. But I guess I was wrong."
Twilight Can't Donate"Twilight!" Spike yelled at her, interrupting her reading. "What is it, Spike?" Twilight said in an uncharacteristicly flat tone. "I just read about how the princesses donated to charity and I thought 'Twilight should!'" "Spike. Do you know how much it costs to buy the amount of books I have!? I answer for you: Lots. Of. Bits. LOTS. There are also other costs for other things to. I want to donate, Spike! But I just don't have enough." Author's Note Inspired by my sleep deprived brain & the comments. Thanks.
Princess LunaIt had been a while since Luna had checked on her personal bank account. So, with nothing better to do, she went to the bank. When Luna arrived at the bank and checked her bank account, she was quite shocked to discover that she (apparently) had thousands of bits in the bank. I don't need thousands of bits on hoof right now... Luna thought. She then decided that she should give a large portion of the bits she has in the bank to Charity. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Hello? Who is it?" The Receptionist asked. From the other side she heard something which she quite couldn't make out as decernable words. The Receptionist than got up and opened the door, suprised at who was standing at the door. "Princess Luna?" The Receptionist said, clearly suprised. "We- I would like to give a large donation to the Sunside Salvation Corp." Luna told the Receptionist, still struggling to get used to modern - era language. "Mr. Sunside? We have somepony who wants to give a donation." Mr.Sunside was suddenly next to The Receptionist, and Sunside said enthusiastically: "We do? Who is it?" "Princess-" The Receptionist started to say but was cut off by- "Luna? Why are you donating bits? I mean, surely you must have better things to do with the bits, right? Although, donating to charity is a good thing to-" Mr. Sunside rambled. "Are you related to Pinkie Pie in anyway, Mr. Sunside?" Luna asked him. Sunside suddenly pulls out a radio, and whispers into it loudly : "They are onto me!" 'Sunside' whispered. Luna then fired a spell at 'Sunside.' Then the costume fell, revealing Pinkie Pie. "PINKIE PIE!?" Both the Receptionist and Luna said, shocked that Pinkie would be doing this. "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for your smarts & the author!" Pinkie said, suddenly restrained.
