Good Mythical Morning: with Ivan and Felix (Season 1)

by Emerldminer

Rating: teen
Tags: Profanity, Random, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy
Length: 2182

It's the Good Mythical Morning YouTube show only in Equestria and with new host

Good Mythical Morning is an ongoing YouTube series made by Rhett and Link on YouTube. This is based off of it, just with two new hosts and it's in Equestria. The story will be following the lives of Felix sage and Ivan Muckler after the episodes.

Link to the original Good Mythical Morning Episodes the chapter is based on are at the end of each chapter.

Published 2019-05-31 00:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-05-31 00:40:01 UTC

Season 1 Episode 1: Is There a Better Way To Breathe

"Is there a better way to breath?" Ivan asks.

"Let's talk about that," Felix replies.

The Good Mythical Morning Intor

"Good Mythical Morning Felix... Felix?" Ivan proudly says the begging but is confused when he doesn't see his friend next to him at the table.

"I'm getting my Tea!" Felix yells from somewhere off in the distens.

"Well, while my friend gets his tea, I'll introduce my self. I'm Ivan Mickler, and this is Good Mythical Morning. The show where we try and do weird thing, so you don't have to," Ivan explains. Felix walks over with his cup of tea and sits down at the table.

"or you could just laugh at our stupidity," Felix says, taking a sip of tea, then set it down. "Hi, I'm Felix Sage, If your listening to this, you can watch us on TV."

"If you have one," Ivan chimes in.

"Ya, Good Mythic Morning is on channel 5, on at 7 AM and runs to 7:30 AM, and it is run by Rhett and link, who are the founds and host over on Earth. They sent us here to show you the weirdness they get up to, also we are the host there too, or if you're already watching, thanks," Felix explains. "NOW! What are we doing today Ivan?"

"We are answering a question we got from Rhett and link," Ivan says, opening a piece of paper. "What if there was a better way to breath, also we are recording this from the princes of friendship her selfs castle, Twilight Sparkle,"

"Nice segway" Felix replies, sarcastically.

"Well thanks," Ivan says, taking a sip of coffee.

"Ok, you thought you knew how to breathe, well it's time for," Felix says into the mic on the table.

"Don't hold your breath till your face gets redder, let is out and breath beatter," the two host exclaim at the same time.

"This is how it's going to work, we are going to be trying out different breathing technics," Ivan starts.

"Very different," Felix agrees, sipping his tea.

"but we will first make a situation where the breathing technics would actually be helpful, and if it is... well it's a different way to breathe," Ivan explains.

"Just don't try this at home foals... that's kids for ponies right?" Felix asks Ivan.

"I think so," Ivan replies as they move onto the next segment.

Breathing Technic #1

Intimacy Breathing

"This technic is the Intimacy Breathing, it's meant for couples, who are having a hard time connecting, so who better to show you then one nonmarried grown men," Felix explains. The two hosts are standing in an empty room.

Video Clip

"You know if I told you we would be breathing into each other penis..."Ivan starts but is cut off by Felix.

"Breath into your own penis please," Felix says, stepping away from Ivan. There is laughter in the background.

"That's why we have a couple to demonstrate for us, welcome our first two guests, Twilight's brother, Shining Armer, and Princess Cadence," Ivan says. The two host clap as Shining and Cadence walk over to them.

"You can just call me Cadence, Ivan," Cadence says.

"So, you two have done this before?" Felix asks.

"Yes, the resin is, we have had some rough time..." Shinning starts. Cadence puts a wing around him.

"Manly with our foal," Cadence explains.

"Flurry heart, right?" Ivan asks. Cadence gives a node. "She said yes to you ponies listening by the way," Ivan explains as Felix, Cadence and Shinning laugh at Ivan's remark.

"So to the ponies listing, you will listen to a video on how it's done, while the TV ponies, get to see it happen," Felix explains. "Ok, you two are good to go,"

Cadence and Shinning face each other. They get close enough to kiss each other, but they don't. Shinning breaths in.... he holds for 4 seconds, then breaths out. Cadence breaths his air in, holds it for 4 seconds, then release back out.

"You know, watching them make me feels relaxed," Ivan says, looking over Felix's shoulder.

"Aaa!" Felix yells, jumping away from Ivan. "Don't do that," There is some laughter in the background from some of the staff members. "Thanks for joining us," Felix says, turning back to Shinning and Cadence.

"No problem," She says, the two walkings away off screen.

Breathing Technec #2

Lion's Breath

"This Breathing technic is Lion's Breath, it's supposed to help self-esteem and make you feel empowered," Ivan explains.

"Let's take a look for you watching if not, you'll hear it later," Felix explains as the video plays.

Video Clip

"That seems simp enough," Ivan says as Felix takes in a deep breath. He breathes out very fast and sticks his tongue out. "You breath in and do," Ivan does the same thing as Felix just did. "Whatever that is," The two do it a few more times.

"You know, I just feel more ridiculous," Felix says as Ivan does the breathing technic again.

"Ya, your right,"

"This is not how a lion breathes," Felix replies.

"I'm pretty sure that's how they breathe," Ivan retorts sarcastically. There is some laughter from the crew in the background.

"But before we can uses if it helps, we need someone to destroy our self-esteem," Felix explains. "Welcome our second gest of the day, Spitfire!"

Spitfire walks onto the set with her uniform and sunglass on.

"Wipe those stupid looks off your faces," Spitfire says with a stern gaze. Ivan instantly does the breathing technic. "Sun! Did you hear me!" She yells, stomping her hooves into the crystal ground, as the two hosts do the breathing technic. She walks over to Felix. "Why is there so much green in your hair!" She yells at him.

"Because I'm half Irish," He replies simply. Spitfire can't help but laugh at the retort. Ivan is dying in the corner from laughter, and so is the crew. "Sorry, I don't really take thing seriously all the time,"

"That's all right kid," Spitfire says, taking her shades off. "You two are some fine stallions,"

"Thanks, Caption Spitfire," Ivan says as she walks off set.

"Give another round of applause for Spitfire," Felix says, clapping. "No, only me," Ivan just shakes his head. "Ok, moving on,"

Breathing Technic #3

Alternat Nostril Breathing

"From the name alone, that sound disgusting," Felix says.

"The Alternate Nostril Breathing is for you honker," Ivan says.

Video Clip

"Ok, so you block one side, then breath through the other," Felix explains as Ivan does the technic. "You then switch and plug up the other nostril, and breath out through it,"

"This is meant for stress and anxiety, so we need a situation where we are stress," Ivan explains.

Jump Cut

The two hosts have there head through the bottom of a table and are surrounded by a tank.

"Right now our heads are in a tank with a hand hole," Felix explains, putting his hand through the hole. "So I can assume something stress related is going to happen," Ivan puts his hand through the hole.

Fluttershy walks over to the tank with a tarantula on her head.

"O, no," Ivan says, spotting the tarantula.

"O, hay, I love tarantulas," Felix says, smiling. The crew laughs at his remark for some reason. "No, seriously I'm not afraid of spiders of all kind," He explains as Fluttershy places the tarantula in the tank and walk away. Ivan immediately starts doing the breathing technic.

"Stay away from me little guy," Ivan says shakily.

"I'm just going to sit here, that's how cool I'm with spiders... I shall also talk about what's going on with Ivan," Felix says, pulling his hand out of the hole and just sits there.

"I'm pretty sure they can hear me shaking," Ivan says, accidentally hit the glass. Scarring the spider away.

"Is it working?" Felix asks, getting out from underneath the table.

"Kind of," Ivan replies as Felix takes the tarantula and hands it back to Fluttershy. She walks out of view as Ivan come out from the table.

Jump Cut

"That will do it for today!" Felix yells. The two are now back where they began at the table with the mic.

"We hope you have a Good Mythical Morning," Ivan says. They stay awkwardly silent for a few seconds.

"Ok, we are off the air," Film Wheel says, shutting off the camera. He is a light blue unicorn, with spiky red and blue mane and tail, and a cutie mark of an old film wheel.

"See you all tomorrow morning," Felix says, getting up, with Ivan right behind him. The two walk out the door and down the confusing hallways.

"I can't what for tomorrows episode," Ivan says as they walk down the stairs.

"O, ya, It's going to be, ASOME!" Felix yells, pumping a fist into the air. The walk into the main entrance right when some pony knocks at the door.

"I wonder if that's derpy with the mail," Ivan asks, walking over to the door. Felix walks over and opens the door. Standing on the other side is indeed derpy hooves with her mail bag.

"I got some letters for Ivan and Felix. It's your basic bills, but there's also a letter from Rhett and Link," Derpy says, handing the mail over to Ivan.

"Thanks, Derpy," Felix says, waving to her as she walks away. "I'm heading to Sugar Cube corner for lunch, you want to come?"

"No, thanks, I need to see what the letter from Rhet and Link says," Ivan replies as Felix walks down the steps of the castle.

"Ok, see you later then," Felix says, waving goodbye before heading off.

Rainbow Dash is chilling on a cloud, floating over Sugar Cube corner. Her eyes snap open when she hears someone yelling.

"Hey! is that you Dash!?" Felix yells up to her. She stands up and peaks over the edge.

"Ya! Who's asking?" She asks, knowing all to well who he is. She was his first friend, along with Fluttershy of course.

"Celestia!" Felix yells up, they both smile knowing it was a joke.

"What are you doing, besides stopping me from in joying my hobby," She yells down.

"Napping is your hobby!?" Felix asks. Dash stretches and yawns like it's hard work.

"You know it takes a lot of work to find the right place to nap," She says, gliding down and landing just in front of him. "What you up to anyway?"

"Just getting something to eat," Felix replies, walking past her and into Sugar Cube. There is a loud popping sound, along with confetti everywhere. Pinkie, along with basically the hull town, come out of nowhere.

"Happy lunching of a new TV, and Radio show!" Pinkie yells, slamming a party hat on Felix's head and dropping back to the ground.

"Thanks, Pinkie," Felix says as Dash walks in. Pinkie zips over to her and places a party hat on her. She then disappears and reappears at the DJ booth. "How does she do that?" Felix asks.

"Don't look into it too much, it drove Twilight insane trying to find a solution to Pinkie," Dash says, putting a hoove on his leg.

"Did she find an answer?" Felix asks, raising an eyebrow.

"Nop," Dash replies, walking over to the punch. "Now let's enjoy this party while it lasts,"

After a few too many drinks of apple cider, the party was finally over. Felix stumbles out of the door and out into the night. He leans against the building for balance.

"I guess time flies when you get drunk," Felix says, chuckling to himself.

"Do you need help back to your home partner?" Applejack asks, walking up to Felix.

"Maby a little," He replies, leaning against Applejack. He places a hand on her withers and starts walking.

"Ya drank one too many ciders for your body didn't ya,"

"Maby," He replies, concentrating on keeping his balance.

"Where do ya live?" Applejack asks as Felix stops walking.

"Right here," He says gesturing to a cartoony looking house. There is a large crashing sound coming from inside.

"What in tarnation was that?" Applejack asks. Felix sighs and shakes his head.

"The Warner brothers are back," He says as Dote, the Warner sister, jumps out one of the windows.

"And the Warner's sister Dote," she corrects him.

"What are you doing her our side of the water tower?" Felix asks as the brothers appear out of nowhere.

"We thought we could hide at your place," Yakko says simply. Felix sighs and shakes his head.

"Fine," He says, the three start pulling him into his house in excitement. "See you tomorrow Applejack!" He yells, waving goodbye before the door shuts.

Author's Note

This Chapter was based on Season 13 Episode 81 of Good Mythical Morning

I just had a thought, what if the good mythical morning was in MLP, and this is what came out of it.