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Shipping Sickness

or, Twilight Sparkle Gets Intimate With Her Table, Part Two

Jeffrey C. Wells

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Somewhere below, in the common room, a weary and inexplicably Failsafe spell-resistant drum kit looked up in the direction of the library loft.

"Ba dum pum," it said to itself. "Tish."

the end

Author's Note

This story was originally slated to be much longer! If you're curious, you may take a look at the original opening scene, which is all that exists of the initial concept treatment. Currently this file exists at https://www.dropbox.com/s/54sakdwu2t2gka0/Shipping%20Sickness%20Deleted%20Scene.rtf?dl=0 . Thanks for reading!