No Homo Bro!

by SunnyDontLook

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Porn, Sex, Profanity
Length: 2760

Two guys decide to hang out, drink a few beers, and fuck. This is their story. It is not however, gay. Because they're just bros.

Two guys decide to hang out, drink a few beers, and fuck. This is their story. It is not, however, gay. Because they're just bros.

Well, they tell themselves that, at least...

Commission for Wilson!

Published 2019-05-31 15:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-05-31 15:40:02 UTC

21st Century Pursuits...

The door swung open, Wilson’s horn glowing along with the tendril of telekinesis that had gripped the door. He smiled as the dark stallion trotted in from the exterior light. A moment later the dark stallion spotted him in the light of the television, currently hooked up to a game system, the pause screencasting a blueish light onto the grey coat of the unicorn.

“Finally, let me in did ya?” The dark-coated stallion said as his leathery wings shifted on his back.

“Fuck yeah, Regolith, we got games to play,” Wilson said before lighting his horn again and reaching over to the table. His beer floated over to him, for exactly one sip, before being placed back on the table deftly.

“Got one for me?” Regolith said as he looked over at the unicorn. There was a thirst in his eyes, a deep and complex hunger burning in the pit of his dark blue orbs.

“A controller, a beer or an erection?” Wilson said with a grin.

“Judging from your face, you have at least two of those things ready for me,” The shorter bat stallion said before bending his knees and stooping down, leaning his neck down and looking beneath the tall unicorn. Wilson just laughed as his friend came to a conclusion-

“Aww, I was hoping for an early rut, I’m already cleaned up and everything,” The bat stallion said with a twitch of his tail and a shake of his substantial butt. Wilson snorted and started towards the couch.

“You’re gonna need to wait,” the unicorn said as he slumped back into the cushions. “I’m not that easy.” Regolith started towards the couch too, before remembering his other thirst.

“Where’s that beer?” The stallion said as he tried not to stare at his friend’s sheath and heavy nuts.

“In the fridge, you thirsty fuck,” Wilson said with a snort. The stallion flicked with the knobs on the controller with impatience. After another second, the smaller stallion started towards the small kitchenette. It didn’t take him long to get the fridge open and a beer in his hooves.

A moment later, the stallion trotted back in with a beer in his hooves. It was already cracked open, he loudly took a drink as Wilson completed a movement in the game, before blowing open an enemy’s body with a powerful magical blast.

“Magic isn’t anywhere near that powerful,” Regolith said as he sat down beside his friend.

“Like Tartarus it isn’t,” Wilson said before picking up his own beer with his magic and bringing it to his lips. “Twilight Sparkle, Starlight Glimmer, and a lot of other mages have been able to shoot beams of raw energy out like that.”

“Can you?” Reggie asked the unicorn beside him, he took that moment to take a sip of his own, and lean back, a foreleg behind his head as his body sunk into the couch.

“Well, no,” Wilson admitted, before looking over at his friend, who was barely repressing a chuckle. “But it’s plausible that this character could be that powerful.”

“But like, guns exist?” Regolith said with a laugh.

“Yeah, but guns don’t fit with the setting,” Wilson said as he waved a heavy glaive in his magic and cut an armoured soldiers head from his shoulders.

“I get that, but like, arrows exist too,” Regolith said offhandedly. “I mean, what would it take to get through a soft spot in this dude’s armour? A crossbow bolt?”

“Have you ever used a crossbow, aimed one with your hooves, wound it up as well?” Wilson said in a distracted tone, before sliding below a sword strike and getting behind the pony he was fighting, before jamming the spiked head of the glaive between the plates of the enemy pony’s plates.

“No?” Regolith said as he tried to think back to an archery demonstration he had seen years ago.

“It’s bloody hard,” Wilson said as he finished off the enemy in the game. A moment later he was off sprinting towards the objective.

“You could say that about a lot of things,” Regolith said a moment later, a grin plastered across his muzzle.

“J-just wait till I get to the next bonfire,” Wilson said in a flustered voice. He had walked into this one, really, he had known how this was going to go as soon as his friend invited himself over-

“Alright,” the other stallion said before taking a sip of beer. “So, how’s work been?” Regoith asked a moment later.

“It’s been shitty, as usual,” Wilson replied as he narrowly avoided a spear being chucked at his head. “My boss wants me to close like, every other night.”

“That sucks,” the batpony replied as he finished his beer and set it down on the table. He got up a few seconds later, with his rump shaking and tail flicking as he walked down the hall. Wilson just snorted at the overt display.

The pony returned with two beers in his hooves, and he sat back down heavily, staring at the screen with a bored expression-

“I’m almost there,” Wilson said as he sprinted forward and impaled a low-level enemy with his glaive. The ghoul tried to stab him with a knife, up until the point that the glaive blace moved down wards through its body.

“Good, I brought you a beer,” Regolith replied before finally seeing the bonfire ahead of his friends player character.

“I noticed,” Wilson said in a distracted tone as he got up to the bonfire and lit it. A moment later, he paused the game with a touch of the start button and turned to face his friend. Regolith smiled before Wilson threw himself forward, practically tackling the smaller pony, and a moment later, the two of them were laying back on the long couch, the smaller pony underneath Wilson, their faces centimetres away.

“Hey,” Regolith said as he licked his lips.

“Howdy,” Wilson said as he felt the other stallions sheath begin to bulge out against his body. The feeling spurred on his own cock to start spilling out. He backed his hips up a smidge and felt the warm flesh of the other male against his. They spilt out against each other, their heartbeats pumping more blood into their members. Regolith shifted underneath him, and the two of them both sighed with pleasure.

“Been a while,” Regolith said as he bent his head forward, moving to kiss the other stallion-

“Too long,” Wilson said just before their lips met. It was a warm, kiss as the two stallions explored each other’s muzzles as they had before. It was familiar, comforting, two friends enjoying each other’s company. But even nice things have to bow to such constraints as breathing. A moment or three later, the two ponies broke apart to fill their lungs with air.

By now, their cocks were out and twitching beneath them, with Wilson’s already dripping precum onto the other stallion’s cock, lubing them up as their hips slowly moved against one another like two fleshy tectonic plates.

“Are you all ready cleaned up?” Wilson asked breathily as he stared into the dark irises of his friend's eyes.

“Ayep, but I want some more foreplay before you pound me-” Regolith began to say before the larger stallion bent his head down and kissed him again.

“Fair enough,” Wilson said as he broke the kiss to breathe again. Without missing a beat the large stallion leaned up and climbed off the couch, before dropping to his barrel on the floor. The smaller stallion smiled heavily, before spinning around and leaning his back against the couch, a moment later he felt the warmth and wetness of Wilson’s mouth around his shaft. He let out a moan that stopped only when his lungs ran dry-

“Like it?” Wilson said as he let the spit-shined cock out of his muzzle.

“Very,” Regolith said as he put a hoof on the back of his friend’s head, egging him on and providing a little bit of intimacy at the same time. Wilson’s head pushed forward on the shaft, the front of it pushing past his throat, the writhing walls of his throat massaging the cock inside. Regolith’s ears perked up, as he played with Wilson’s. The gentle touches picked up force as his friend deepthroated him expertly.

This wasn’t their first rodeo.

“Did you really have to get to the bonfire? Was it that important?” Regolith said before grunting as he felt the edge of a tooth graze his cock. “Hey, that’s not nice!” The only response Wilson made was an innocent gurgle-

Well, innocence is relative…

“I did because I’d fucked up every attempt before you came through the door, like ten of them,” Wilson said as he took a breath. Before meeting the bat stallion’s gaze. The rigid shaft twitching and bobbing beside his face was less important than their relationship, even if their relationship did involve polishing rods…

“Okay, well you could’ve told me that-” Regolith started to say before Wilson choked down every inch of his shaft. The spit covered muzzle pressing into his groin was enough to shut him up. The quick bobbing of his muzzle and the wet friction on his cock was enough to get the smaller stallion moaning hard, panting really, and get his orgasm coming down the line.

“You close?” Wilson asked him as he continued to stroke his shaft with both front hooves. The nod he received was enough for him to put in the extra effort of using his mouth again. Wilson gagged a little as the other stallion flared in his mouth, the rest of his shaft covered by his magic and his hooves. The twitch he made and the grunt that left Regolith’s muzzle made the other stallion aware of what was coming-

The first rope exploded into Wilson’s mouth, salty, hot seed dripping down towards his tongue, utterly painting the Unicorn’s mouth white. Before the rest of his cum was unloaded, the stallion took the opportunity to slip his mouth around one of Regoliths balls into his mouth. The salty skin was a slight counterpoint to the cum already in his mouth, and the cum exploding over his face and forehead, shooting up into the air and down onto his face.

“Tasty,” Wilson said as he looked over at the blissed out stallion who’s nuts had just been in his mouth.

“I bet,” Regolith said with a lightness in voice, the post orgasmic bliss flitting through his being.

“It’s all those fucking mangoes you eat,” Wilson said with a faux disgust in his voice even as he raised himself up and climbed up and over the smaller bat pony. A moment later, he had latched his muzzle onto Regolith’s and was letting the bat know exactly how his cum tasted. After he had cleaned his seed from the other guy’s mouth, he then proceeded to taste and swallow all the cum on his face.

“Yep, tastes like a balance of fruit sugars, and well, jizz,” Regolith said before cringing back a bit as the unicorn lit his horn brightly.

“Now it’s my turn,” the horny unicorn said as his throbbing cock let out a dollop of more bitter cream. The small bat stallion took that as a sign to push the larger stallion off of him, and spin around, letting his chest rest over the side of the couch, his rump pointed at the larger guy.

“Good boy,” Wilson said as he levitated over a large bottle of lube, before liberally smearing it all over Regolith’s tight ring, and covering his cock in the cold but quite slick substance. “Now, relax.”

The top stallion mounted the smaller bat, hugging his barrel with his forelegs, and angling his cock against the other stallion. The throbs and drips from his cock made Regolith begin to pant, his memories of being stuffed in the past by the fat cocked unicorn starting to make his cock stir to life beneath him.

There was an audible plop as the horny stallion rubbed his stiff cock against the other stallion’s ass. The horny bottom moaned appreciably, before shaking his ass from side to side. Wilson moaned and lit his horn again, slowly guiding his dick towards the tight hole it was about to stuff.

“You ready?” Wilson asked, eagerness colouring his voice.

“Y-yes,” Regolith said with a subtle shift of his wings.

“Good, becuase I’ve been ready for a week,” The hornycorn said before pressing his fat cock head against the tight ring.

“Me tooooooo-” Regolith’s reply was interupted by the cock penetrating him. It sharpened out the vowel sound and kept it going as he slid in his whole cock in one fast motion. Wilson moaned loudly, his warm breath tickling the fluffy ears of the stallion underneath him. The little sub with a cock in his ass moaned too, a high pitched whine of pleasure that would’ve caused damage to another bat pony-

As it stood though, it was music to the unicorn’s less sensitive ears. Even as his cock twitched inside the tight walls of the other stallion’s ass. The ring squeezed against his base, driving the stallion to whinny loudly and draw back quickly, before shoving right back in- harder than the first time. Regolith’s moan was more of an yelp than anything else, his tight asshole trying to get used to the object sliding in and out of it.

“You’re so warm,” Wilson said as he railed the smaller stallion. His legs were pulsing with energy, the pleasure of the moment washing over him, driving him forward, and by forward, I mean, he was bucking the smaller guy hard.

“You’re so fucking big!” Regolith said with a more pleased moan than before, the stretching and gaping already complete.

“I know,” Wilson said before nipping the smaller stallion’s neck. “You always say that!”

“B-because it’s true!” The smaller stallion said as he felt the thick cock stretch him out, hitting his prostate and making him supress a moan. Well, supress is probably too strong a word.

“Yeah, probably!” Wilson said as he buried his shaft inside the moaning stallion beneath him. A thought occurred to him, and he lit his horn in anticipation-

“Aaah,” A girly moan exited the muzzle of Regolith as Wilson’s magic wrapped his cock in a sheath of magic. The magic danced lightly over the surface of his cock, every once in a while giving a bit more pressure to his surface.

“You like that? You little slut,” Wilson added before punctuating his words with a particularly hard thrust. His cock throbbed inside the smaller stallion, with the smaller stallion’s cock dripping and getting rock hard as it was touched.

“Yes, yes, fuck me harder!” Regolith said breathlessly.

“You asked- for it!” Wilson said before burying his shaft into the small stallion, making the bat release a high pitched moan.

“Eeeee!” Regolith said in a voice that Wilson had only heard when he was cumming. And half a second later, the sounds of cum splattering against the bed registered in Wilson’s ears. That, and the tightness of his ring shot up as it throbbed as his prostate exploded cum down the bats cute little cock. Wilson throbbed and flared inside the bat, before pressing forward one last time, and biting down hard on the little bat that he was breeding-

“Aaaah,” Wilson moaned out as his cock unloaded inside the horny bat, painting his asshole white, and filling him with his hot seed. He let up on the bat stallion’s neck before realizing that the other guy was going to have to wear a scarf for a few days. He had wrecked his ass, and left one hell of a hickey on the subby bat…

A few moments later and the two of them were laying beside one another, the smaller stallion held tightly by the sleepy unicorn beside him. Regolith snored softly and as Wilson’s eyes shut, he felt peace.

The couch cushions would never be the same.

The End.

Author's Note

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