Friendship is Deadly: The Creepypasta Six

by Kaveh

Pinkamena Diane Pie

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Screaming. The last thing she needed to hear.

Gotta go faster, gotta go FASTER!!! Pinkie Pie thought.

How did I get in this situation? How did I even end up here?
The filly was running as fast as she could, but no matter where she went, she would get blocked by something. Or nearly get killed. Whenever she touched something, she ran in the opposite direction of it, too terrified to see what it was. It didn't matter if it was a tree, a leaf, a harmless animal running away. What if it was something that could kill her?

"GAH!" she screamed, tripping over a tree root. She backed up and crashed into something.

"NonononoNO!" Pinkie Pie panicked. It would be a matter of seconds before she took over.

"NO!" she screamed.

"NO!" Both hooves clutched her head and she screamed.

"NO!" She forced her head up and looked around. A dark, evil laugh echoed around the traumatized filly.
"NO!" she screamed a final time before she collapsed onto the ground.


"Wonderful." Pinkie Pie said as she-

"I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS PINKAMENA!"

Alright! Alright! Did you seriously have to do that! We're getting back to the story! And stop doing that!
Pinkamena hopped over to clean herself off from her last victim, a purple pony with a yellow and red mane. After she finished, it took her about thirty minutes to make her hair poofy again.

"Alright. Hopefully Dashie is prepared for what I have planned next for her." Pinki-

"AHEM!"

Pinkamena said.

Alright. Pause. Will you please stop doing that? I'm trying to do something and you keep interrupting. So STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

"Fine!"

Pinkamena snuck out of the basement as quietly as she could and bounced out the door of SugarCube Corner. She searched around Ponyville and found the rainbow-maned filly sitting on a-

"Wait. Shouldn't Dashie be flying around or something?"

OH MY GOD!

Fine! I give up! Stop making suggestions! I'm trying to write a story(story?) and you keep messing it up because you keep breaking the DAMNED FOURTH WALL!!! WHY IS THERE EVEN A SUCH THING AS A FOURTH WALL???

Ug. I'm gonna work on the next chapter. And PLEASE don't talk to me or the readers in the next chapter. This annoyed me enough already. And the next chapter won't have you in it so HA!

"I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET IN!"

LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT!

"Oh, you're ON!"

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