Equestria Girls + Descendants

The Bleachers

Coach Jenkins: I could really use a tough guy like you. The team's a bunch of princes, If you know what I mean.

Jay: You're telling me. It's all, "After you, old chum. Oh, pardon me, did I bump into you?" Where I come from, it's, "Prepare to die, sucker!" As my father says *stands up* , "The only way to win, is to make sure everyone else loses!”

Coach Jenkins: *settles Jay down* Jay! Jay, Jay, Jay!

Jay: "You rip..."

Coach Jenkins: Let me explain a team. Uh, It's like a family.

Jay: You do not want to be at my house at dinner time.

Coach Jenkins: Okay, okay, um... You know how a body has a lot of different parts? The legs, elbows, ears. But they all need each other. Well, that's what a team is... different players who work together to win. Make any sense?

Jay: *thinks about it* Can I be the fist?

Mal and Evie’s Dorm

Carlos: *uses the laptop to do his homework*

Evie: Almost done, Jane. Just hold still.

Jane: *still standing* Okay.

Rarity: Just one more stitch, and… *finishes the stitch* Bingo!

Jane: *looks at the mirror* Wow. It looks good as new. Thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?

Rarity: Oh, don't worry about it, darling.

Jane: Okay. I’m going back to my dorm room with Audrey now. I’ll see you all at the big game tomorrow. *leaves the dorm room*

Rarity: Yeah, sure. And I gotta get back to my dorm room too. *yawns* It's been a hard day. See you later, girls.

Evie: Good night, Rarity.

Mal: Yeah, bye.

Rarity: Good night, darlings. *leaves the dorm room*

Jay: *walks by and sees Rarity by acting cool with a smirk on his face* S’up pretty lady.

Rarity: Charmed, I'm sure.

Jay: The name’s, Jay. *offers her a handshake*

Rarity: *shakes his hand* Rarity.

Jay: Cool name. Anyways, I’m just letting you know that you can see me on the field tomorrow for the tourney game. *makes a cocky smile in front of her*

Rarity: I might be there. *walks and talks for herself* And vomit, if he comes near me. *enters the dorm room*

Jay: *enters the dorm* Yo-ho-ho!

Carlos: Hey!

Jay: Did your plan work with Jane? Are you going over to see the wand?

Mal: Do you think that I would be going through every single spell in this book. If I hadn't completely struck out?

Jay: Oh, someone's in a bad mood.

Mal: My mom's counting on me! I can't let her down!

Jay: We can do this... If we stick together.

Mal: And we won't go back until we do. Because we're rotten...

All: To the core.

Evie: Oh, yeah. I found out that fairy godmother blesses Ben with the wand at coronation and we all get to go. I have nothing to wear, of course. What?

Mal: *hears a knock on the door* Hold that thought. *opens the door and sees Ben*

Ben: Hey, Mal. I didn't see you guys today. I was just wondering If you had any questions or anything... That... you needed...

Mal: Not that I know of.

Ben: Okay. All right. Well, uh, If you need anything, just, uh...

Mal: Oh, wait! Um, is it true that we all get to go to your coronation?

Ben: Yeah, the whole school goes.

Mal: Wow. That is beyond exciting. Do you think that It's a possibility that the four of us could stand in the front row next to the Fairy Godmother, just so we could soak up all that goodness?

Ben: I wish you could. Up front It's just me, my folks, and my girlfriend.

Mal: And your girlfriend?

Ben: Yeah. I'm sorry.

Mal: Okay. Thanks, bye. *closes the door*

Ben: Oh, but, no, there's plenty of... *leaves*

Mal: I think It's time that Bennyboo got himself a new girlfriend. And I need a love spell.

Amethyst Majesty: *enters the dorm room and wipes the sweat off his forehead* Phew! Sorry that I’m late. I just had to train more with Ben before the big game tomorrow.

Rarity: That's okay, honey. It's not like I was bored, or anything.

Amethyst Majesty: Okay. Plus, I got my team jersey. Check it out!

Rarity: *sees his team jersey and his jersey number, 25*

Amethyst Majesty: So what do you think, babe?

Rarity: I think you look absolutely stunning, darling.

Amethyst Majesty: Yeah. I look like a superstar! *poses like a superstar*

Rarity: *giggles* Okay, Sporty. Don't strain a muscle with too much posing. You don't wanna end up on the bench before the match has even started, do you?

Amethyst Majesty: No, Rarity. I’ll just lie down on my bed and get some rest for tomorrow’s big game.

Rarity: That's a good tactic, honey.

Amethyst Majesty: *lies down on his bed and yawns* Good night, honey. *goes to sleep*

Rarity: Good night, darling. *yawns, and goes to sleep on her bed*

Mal: All right. It says that we still need one tear, and I never cry.

Carlos: Let's just chop up some onions.

Mal: No. It Says that we need one tear of human sadness. And this love potion gets the best so we have to follow it exactly.

Jay: A tear's a tear.

Evie: That's not true, Jay. They both have antibodies and enzymes, but an emotional tear has more protein-based hormones than a reflex tear.

Mal: Listen to you.

Jay: Yeah, I knew that.

Carlos: Did not.

Jay: Yeah, I did.

Rarity: *hears every word, in her dreams*

Lonnie: *enters the kitchen* There you are, Mal! I was looking for you. You know, all the girls want you to do their hair! Midnight snack, huh? What you guys making?

Mal: Nothing special. Just cookies.

Lonnie: *scoops up a little bit of dough and tastes it*

Mal: Oh, no, no!

Carlos: Wait, wait, wait!

Lonnie: *moves her finger out of her mouth* What? I'm not gonna double dip.

Evie: Feel anything?

Mal: Yeah, like maybe it might be missing something?

Jay: Hey, there.

Lonnie: It could use some chips.

Jay: Chips?

Mal: And those are...

Lonnie: Chocolate chips. Just the most important food group. Wait, didn't your moms ever make you guys, like, chocolate chip cookies? Like, when you're feeling sad, and they're fresh from the oven, with a big old glass of milk, and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective and...

The VKs: *looks at Lonnie*

Lonnie: Why are you all looking at me like that?

Mal: It's just different where we're from.

Lonnie: Yeah, I know. I just, you know, I thought... Even villains love their kids.

The Vks: *feels sad because they don’t have that kind of treatment in the Isle of the Lost*

Rarity: *hears it all, in her dreams, and feels sad for the VKs*

Lonnie: Oh... How awful. *sheds a tear*

Mal: Yeah, well, big bummer, but we have to get these into the oven, so thank you so much for coming by. Really, really have a good night. I'll see you tomorrow. Evil dreams.

Lonnie: Good night. *exits the kitchen*

Mal: See you tomorrow. Okay, boys, cookie sheet. Evie, oven.

Evie: Yes, ma'am.

Rarity: *gets worried about what she hears, in her dreams*

Girl 1: Look, It's Mal.

Girl 2: Hi, Mal! Love my hair, Mal!

Jay: Are you feeling kind of weird about this? I mean, It's not so bad here, you know.

Mal: Are you insane? Long live evil! You're mean! You're awful! You're bad news! Snap out of it!

Jay: Thanks, Mal. I needed that.

Audrey: Do you think they actually paid for those?

Girls: *gets attracted by Jay and meets him*

Jay: Oh, hello. The name's Jay. You all going to the tourney game tonight?

Girls: Yeah.

Jay: Keep a lookout for number eight, all right? Scoring the winning goal.

Girl 3: Okay.

Audrey: She did it to Jane's hair, too, and Fairy Godmother's not happy about it.

Ben: What's the harm?

Audrey: It's gateway magic! Sure, it starts with the hair. Next thing you know It's the lips and the legs and the clothes and then everybody looks good and then... where will I be?

Ben: Listen, Audrey...

Audrey: I will see you at the game after my dress-fitting for the coronation, okay?

Ben: Okay.

Audrey: Bye, Bennyboo.

Ben: Bye.

Meanwhile...

Rarity: Honey… Did you hear what they just said?

Amethyst Majesty: Yeah. Mal’s trying to refresh Jay’s mind and telling him that he needs to stay bad?

Rarity: Yeah. Mal seems to take this evil thing very seriously.

Amethyst Majesty: Yep.

Mal: Hey, Bennyboo!

Ben: Hey.

Mal: I just made a batch of cookies. Double chocolate chip, do you want one?

Ben: Oh, I, uh, I've got a big game. I don't eat before a big game. But thank you so, so much. Thank you. Next time. Next time.

Mal: No, yeah. I completely understand. "Be careful of treats offered by kids of villains."

Ben: No, no, no.

Mal: No, I'm sure every kid in Auradon knows that.

Ben: No, that's not it. No, no, no, I... I really do...

Mal: No, I get it. You're cautious. That's smart. Oh, well, more for me, I guess.

Ben: No, no. Hey... *takes the cookie and eats it* see that? Totally trust you. Totally.

Mal: How are they?

Ben: They're good. They're great! They're amazing! They're, uh... I mean, they're chewy and, and you know, they... is that walnuts? I love walnuts. I mean, uh, you know, the... The chocolate... The... the chocolate... The chocolate chips are... I'm sorry. Um... Uh, they're... They're warm and soft. And they're sweet...

The love spell started to kick in and take in effect on Ben.

Ben: Mal, have you always had those little golden flecks in your eyes?

Mal: *blushes*

Jay: How you feeling, bro?

Ben: I feel... I feel... I feel like... Like singing your name. Mal, Mal.

Mal: *clamps a hand over Ben’s mouth*

Jay: Let’s get you to that game. *steers Ben away*

Evie & Carlos: *looks at Mal

Mal: *gulps and smiles*

Amethyst Majesty: Okay, what just happened?

Rarity: *gasps* The love potion!

Amethyst Majesty: Love potion?

Rarity: Yes. I don't know how… But I had another dream, where I could hear those kids talking about making a love potion.

Amethyst Majesty: And it worked as a result.

Rarity: Yeah. They must have baked it, into the dough for those cookies.

Amethyst Majesty: The kind of cookies that you made for me?

Rarity: No… They weren't in that classroom. They must have been in the school's kitchen.

Amethyst Majesty: Really? I just hope it wears off.

Rarity: I would be more worried about what they plan to use them for.

Amethyst Majesty: Agreed, but let’s just act natural and play it cool.

Rarity: Of course, darling.

Amethyst Majesty: Good. Because we got a championship game later on.

Rarity: Wait a minute, darling. Before you go out to the field, there’s something I want to give you.

Amethyst Majesty: Really. What is it?

Rarity: *shows you the gift bag and puts it on the table* Take a look, darling.

Amethyst Majesty: *I open the bag and see a white headband, white knee sleeves, and black knee pads* Nice. When did you make this?

Rarity: Last night. Before you got back to our dorm room.

Amethyst Majesty: Awesome! Thanks, babe. *kisses her*

Rarity: *kisses him* You're welcome, honey.

Amethyst Majesty: And now, I’m ready. More than ever.

Rarity: That's the spirit, honey. Go out there, and show them how it's done.

Amethyst Majesty: You got it, babe.