Pinkie

“So what you are saying is that Cozy Glow has a powerful gemstone that can do anything for her.” Pinkie says to the same trench coat pony.

“Affirmative.”

“And Galbus wants, no, needs to find it so he can destroy everything all everypony ever loves.”

“Yes...”

“Alright! So, what size shirt do you wear?”

The pony opens his mouth in confusion.

“Large! Good. Because we’re about.. to.. get.. rough.”

***

“That was fun!” Pinkie says cheerily, poking her head out from under her bed’s covers.

“Wha... Ma’am, if I may-“

Pinkie covers his mouth with her hoof. “No questions. Because we’ve got an Equestria to save!”

Author's Note

We’re gettin’ weird now.

🥞