Sgt. Frog and My Little Pony Crossover

by Pegasister4Life

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Nightmare Moon, Romance, Comedy, Other, Adventure
Length: 11139

It's Keroro's fault again, and the platoon is in Equestria, with the remote broken! What will they do?

The Keroro Platoon is stuck in the universe of My Little Pony. What the frog? How? Why? What the buck is going on? Read to find out!

Edit: 1/2/14 In honor of the third year of existence for this story? I have edited spelling and grammatical errors!

Edit 2: 8/14/15 Well then, time to edit a little more! Thanks everyone for liking this story so much!

Edit 3: 3/2/16 Ugh, this writing is atrocious...more editing. Thanks again!

Edit 4: 2/6/17 Wow, so much cringe. Even more editing.

Edit 5: This is the last edit, I'm cringing so hard at this that my face is collapsing in on itself. I need to fix all this. Anyways, have fun reading!

Published 2012-08-19 13:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-21 03:55:35 UTC

Chapter 2

The seven of them arrived at Fluttershy’s house after five minutes of walking. “Smile, smile, smile!” Pinkie sang.

Giroro was covering his ears (if they have ears). "I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

Twilight knocked on the door. "Fluttershy?”

The door opened a crack. “Y-yes, Twilight?”

She pointed a hoof at Tamama. “Can you explain what these guys are?”

Fluttershy burst out, the door nearly flying off its hinges. “Yes! They’re the most adorable froggies ever!”

Keroro grinned. “Yep!”

"We need to get everypony else."

“Oh, joy!” Giroro shouted with mock enthusiasm. “More ponies to gawk at us! Yay...woo..." Less than an hour later, the Mane Six were rounded up.

"So,” Keroro began, “I am Sergeant Keroro Gunsō. This is First Class Private Tamama Nitōhei.”

“Desu!”

“This is Corporal Giroro Gochō.”

“I hate pink!”

"This is Sergeant Major Kururu Sōchō.”

"Ku ku ku."

“And this is Lance Corporal Dororo Heichō.”

“He remembered me!”

Applejack stood there silently before speaking. “Um, so where will they stay?”

Twilight facehoofed. “I forgot about that. There isn’t enough of them for each of us.”

Pinkie sprang up. “I’LL TAKE GIRORO!”

Giroro backed up. “N-no. I’ll go live...under a rock or something.”

Pinkie grabbed him in a tight hug. “NEW FRIENDS PARTY!” Giroro said something muffled. Twilight agreed to take Kululu, Applejack chiming in about how she would take in Keroro.

Tamama ran to Rarity. "I CALL HER!”

Fluttershy pointed at Dororo. “I guess I’ll take Dororo, if you don’t mind.”

Twilight looked at Rainbow. “I guess you don’t have one.”

She kicked the ground. “That's okay. I like Giroro’s attitude, though”

Twilight could’ve sworn she saw her turn pink. "Um, okay then. Let’s, uh, go home.” The large group departed.

Twilight decided to ask Kululu some questions about their home world. “So, what do I need to know about you?”

Kululu crossed his arms behind his head. “I am ranked higher than Keroro, but they find me annoying so I am an intelligence officer, Giroro is annoying, I don’t care about anything, I’m an inventor and hacker, you can call me Kululu, I love curry, I was blue, but Keroro made a big bowl of curry that I fell in and got dyed yellow. Oh, and ku ku ku.”

Twilight sat, open-mouthed. “Uh...thanks?” She gave him a small pat on the head, causing his glasses to fall off.

“Megane, megane.” Kululu crawled around on the floor.

"Well, this could’ve gone better.”

Pinkie bounced around a blue Giroro with a party hat on. “Aaaaand that’s how Equestria was made!”

Giroro muttered, “I’d rather be home with Natsumi.”

Pinkie stopped. “Is she your girlfriend?! How sweet!”

His eyes turned red. “IT IS ON! Get ready to dance, pony!”

Pinkie bounced in the air. “I LOVE dancing!” Giroro ignored the comment and tackled her, then realized he had no weapons. "I like this game! My turn!”

He just turned away angrily. "I’d rather stay with the rainbow one...”

"Oh, Dashie? She’ll take you! She likes you!”

Giroro pouted. "Yeah, right.”

“How do I look?” Tamama struck a pose.

“Simply darling! I love your hair!”

He grinned. “We all have an afro.” Then Prince Blueblood burst in.

"Not him again,” Rarity muttered. What was he even doing here? He approached them with his muzzle in the air snootily.

“Oh, still using cheap fabric, I see. And now you got an ugly frog thing.” Rarity gritted her teeth. Had he come just to spite her a second time?!

Tamama’s demon side came out at that point. “GRAAAH! TAMAMA IMPACT!” A laser shot out of his mouth. Blueblood dodged and ran out the door, screaming like a filly.

Rarity looked over at the angry tadpole. “Thank you, dear!”

Fluttershy stared at Dororo. He fed the animals, and even put up with Angel. Then he sat in the corner and meditated. He sure is a big help, Fluttershy thought.

Applejack showed Keroro how to buck the trees, since it would be easy with his frog legs. He gave the tree a good kick. “I did it! I-AUUGH!” Apples rained on his head and he fell.

“Sugarcube?”

Keroro sat up. “No, I want a number 4 combo...” He collapsed again.

Chapter 3

Pinkie headed downhill after spotting a certain blue Pegasus on a cloud, Giroro trailing behind. "Hey, Rainbow!"

Said pegasus just groaned and looked down lazily. "Not now Pinkie, I'm-oh, you brought Giroro."

"Alley-oop!" Pinkie tossed him up.

"AAAAAH!" Giroro flew up to the cloud and almost fell through it, but Rainbow was able to catch him quickly. "Whoah, there. Pinkie, did you forget to have Twilight cast a cloud-walking spell on him?"

"I knew I forgot something!" she giggled.

Rainbow sighed. "Look, I'll go do it." With lightning speed they flew to the library.

Twilight was just setting up breakfast when the door was knocked on. Kululu ran to get it. "Twilight, it's Giroro and his new girlfriend, ku ku ku."

Both turned red. "I'LL KILL YOU!" they shouted in unison.

Twilight appeared at the door. "Hi, Rainbow. Cloud-walking spell?"

"Uh, yeah."

Twilight set Giroro down and lit her horn. "There, he should be able to live up there now."

Rainbow picked up Giroro again. "Thanks."

Keroro finally woke up after two hours of unconsciousness. "Wh-wha?"

Applejack stood over him worriedly. "Y'all took a good one to the head." He slowly remembered what had happened earlier.

"I hate apples." She helped him stand up.

Rarity got Tamama up off the ground with a nervous laugh. "I can't thank you enough for getting that brute out of my shop, dear."

He smiled. "Demon side, can't control it."

Dororo arose and put out the candles he had lit the night before. Fluttershy just continued to sleep peacefully.

He fed and cared for all the animals, calming Angel down when he thumped his foot impatiently. He told him to be gentle to Fluttershy today, then took off.

Fluttershy eventually woke up to all the animals resting, and no Dororo in sight. "What an angel. But, now it's a little lonely..."

Giroro walked around the cloud house, watching rainbow fountains shoot up. "Wow." It was more like a palace than a house. He turned to Rainbow Dash. "Got any grenades? Keroro's annoying."

She grinned and hoofbumped him. "Niiiiiiiice, dude. You are now 20% cooler."

Giroro smiled for the first time since arriving in this world. He jumped onto a cloud with a soft sigh. "Ah."

While Twilight got Kululu working on some of his inventions. Spike had finally got his lazy dragon butt out of bed. "Twilight, who's that?"

"Oh, that's Kululu. He's staying here."

He stared at him for a long time. "What is that thing?"

Kululu got in his face. "I am a Keronian, what thing are you? Ku ku ku." Spike glared and took off his hat. "Give that back."

"Dude, your hair is purple."

"So what? You don't have hair, ku ku ku."

~One week later~

Tamama began to run around the boutique, obviously bored out of his mind. "Choco pocky, berry pocky, don't forget the-"

Sweetie Belle ran downstairs. "Thanks for having me over again, Rarity! Wait, what is that?"

Rarity sighed. "A handful."

"I'm Tamama!" He quickly stood at attention.

"You wanna join the Cutie Mark Crusaders?" she squeed. "Oh, you already have your cutie mark."

"Huh? My cutie what?" Tamama looked at his flanks. "Where?"

Chapter 5

Fluttershy watched Dororo with admiration. He's so shy...like me. She quietly crept over. “Dororo.” His eyes widened. “I, um..." She frowned, losing her train of thought. "I mean, what I meant so say was-"

BOOM!

Well, a moment ruined, huh? Fluttershy ran outside, only to find a dragon attacking Ponyville. She gasped and galloped towards it. "Not again!"

“NO, FLUTTERSHY!” Dororo reached out his hand.

She stopped at the dragon, which actually wasn't that big. “Who do you think you are, mister?! I bet if I told your mother what you were doing, she wouldn't like it one bit! Go back home and leave us alone, please!" She gave The Stare as it cowered and flew off. Dororo’s mask fell off in shock as he watched on.

Fluttershy walked back into her cottage as if nothing had happened. He ran over to her. “Fluttershy, that was amaz-" She trembled slightly before pressing her soft lips on his, calmly picking the mask out of the dirt. He looked at it, then gave it back.

“Wha-”

“You can, uh...hold it for a while."

Rainbow’s head hung down. “I wasn't thinking. I’m sorry, I’m so sorry. I shouldn't have done that.” Giroro walked over and put a hand on her. “Go. You can’t even look at me. Go and leave me here.” He had never heard anyone say that to him, and it was a bit jarring. He walked over to a box titled Memories. He took out a photo of her and opened his belt. He sighed and put it over the current one.

“I’m not leaving.”

Rainbow’s head jerked up. “But...I kissed you...”

“I’m said I'm not leaving.” Giroro walked back over and hugged her. "And maybe I liked it."

Keroro sat under an apple tree. rubbing his chin. “What do apples taste like?" Applejack gave him one, so he tried it.

“HOLY KERO THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!”

Tamama held up a needle, turning the sharp end away from his hand. “Is this how you do it?”

Rarity looked over. “Yes, darling.”

He carefully pushed the thread through the material. “I did it!”

“Yes, you did!”

Sweetie burst through the door. “Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Giroro,” she panted.

“...what?”

Kululu fixed the new invention he made, chuckling sinisterly. “Spiiiiiiiiike.”

Chapter 6

Keroro finished bucking apples when Tamama ran over. "GUNSO-SAN, I MISSED YOU!" Applejack coughed awkwardly. "Um..." He let go of him. "You have a helmet, sir."

"It's for protection. Apples hurt."

One fell and bonked him on the head. "I seeee...oof."

Pinkie was the first to find out, of course."YAY! PARTY FOR RAINBOW, GIRORO, FLUTTERS, AND DORORO!" Pretty much everypony in Equestria heard that.

"Great," Rainbow snarled. "Excellent." Giroro facepalmed.

Fluttershy jumped. "How did she find out?"

Pinkie burst in her door. "Pinkie Sense! I had an ear flop, then knee pinch, then eye flutter, then itchy back, which means somepony's in love! OOOOOOH! Nice mask, Flutters!"

"Eh..."

Twilight slowly put down her book. "Pinkie being Pinkie"

BOOM!

A purple Keronian walked out, obviously panicking. "Twilight, please help me!"

She spun around. "SPIKE?!"

"KU KU KU!"

"Does that explain it?" asked Sweetie.

"Quite."

Pinkie burst through the door. "This is your singing telegram
I hope it finds you well
You're invited to a party
'Cause we think you're really swell
Our new friends are together
So help us celebrate

The cake will be delicious
The festivities first-rate
There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug

No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Parties mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff

It won't be the same without you
So we hope that you say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
And come, and be our guest!"

Chapter 8

Twilight waited for Spike to come out. “You okay, Spike?”

“No, I’m a frog.” Spike crossed his arms. "I hate it."

She sighed. “Kululu, Spike still isn’t a dragon! Pinkie’s party is in fifteen minutes!”

“I‘m working on it! What the frog is your problem? Ku ku ku.” Kululu waved her off.

Pinkie strung balloons and streamers across the room. “My little pony, my little pony...” She bounced up on her tail to reach higher. The oven made a ding, making her halt in hermovements. “CAKE!” It flew out on the table. “Ready!”

"Don't make a mess this time!" Mrs. Cake called from upstairs.

"I won't!" She rubbed her hooves together evilly. "Yes I will."

Rainbow scowled. “Let’s go.”

Giroro huffed, not looking forward to this at all. “Fine.”

She crouched down to let him on her back. “Ready when you are.” Giroro slid onto her back and held onto her wings. She flinched slightly. “Pegasi wings are sensitive, be careful.” They took off to Ponyville.

Fluttershy made sure every animal was fed before she packed her saddlebag. “Be good, Angel.” Dororo sat up and made his way to her. “Let’s go...if that’s okay with you.” She flew a few feet off the ground.

"Wait, hang on." Dororo jumped over and pulled her up towards the sky.

“Oh!" She tensed up, then relaxed. She was in good hands.

Applejack, Keroro, and Tamama walked to the party. “YAY! YOU’RE HERE!” Rainbow flew in with Giroro after them. “You made it!”

“Unfortunately,” Giroro growled.

Rarity walked in next. “Hello." Twilight, Spike, and Kululu trudged in, all in a sour mood. “SPIKE?!” she shrieked.

“It's a long story, and it’s all thanks to Mr. Genius here.” Twilight prodded Kululu.

Kululu leaned back. “Nope, not me.”

Flutershy flew in with Dororo on her back. "Here."

“Fluttershy, you can fly higher!” Rainbow shouted.

“Yes, all thanks to Dororo." She smiled at him.

“Let’s get this party started! Hey, Vinyl Scratch! Spin that turntable!” Pinkie pointed to the DJ. Pony Rock began to blast through the speakers.

Pony rock
Yeah, woo, let's go
Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight
Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time
So grab somepony, now, don't be shy
It's our job to make you feel alright

Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night
We're gonna party till the morning light
The house is hot, the beat is tight
We just wanna see ya shake it

The name's Neon Lights, and I wanna see you shake it
I'm the host of this party, and I'm glad you could make it
I've got the music that booms, show me what you've got
Now do your thing, girls, and flaunt that plot

On the dance floor is where we're living
You keep moving to the beat, and the beat I'll keep delivering
Now that's a promise, we're gonna commit
Hey, Vinyl Scratch, spin that

Ayo, what's up, I'm the other half of this duo
Got my bass cannon set to ma-ma-max, it's gonna blow
It's Pony Rock
Yeah, so get them tails a-bouncing and get them
Hooves up in the air 'cause we are announcing it is

Scratch and Neon's in the club tonight
Oh yeah, we're gonna have a good time
So grab somepony, don't be shy
It's our job to make you feel alright

Let's raise the roof, tonight's the night
We're gonna party till the morning light
The house is hot, the beat is tight
We just wanna see ya shake it

Everyday I'm partying
Put the lights on me, it's time for the only true party pony
The name's Pinkie Pie, and I know you all missed me
But hey, wait, there's room for three

Let's get some balloons
Let's turn up the bass
Gummy's here with me
Now it's a party

Get up, get down, put your hooves up to the sound
Jump up, stomp down, everypony hit the ground
Jump up, stomp down, everypony hit the ground

Everypony hit the ground
Everypony hit the ground
Get up, get down
Get up, get down

Put your hooves up to the sound
Put your hooves up to the sound
Put your hooves up
Put your hooves up
Put your hooves up
Put your hooves up

Everypony's in the club tonight
We're gonna keep on having a good time
We got some help from Pinkie Pie
With Vinyl Scratch and Neon-on-on Lights

Woah
Woah
Woah
Woah

Everyday we're partying...

Keroro whipped his hat off. “AFRO PARTY!” All of them except for Giroro followed.

At first

“Oh, what the heck.” He quickly ran over to join them.

Pinkie grabbed the microphone. “ARE ALL OF YOU READY?!”

“YEAH!” Keroro nudged the others. "Come on, this is awesome!"

“Ooh, this is my jam

There is a place
Where the grass is what's for dinner
Charm, fun, and wild
There must be something in the water

Sipping rainbow juice
Talking Elements of Harmony
Our bronies hang out too
'Cause they know we're awesome fillies

You could travel the world
But no one can groove like the girls with the hooves
Once you party with ponies
You'll be seeing rainbooms
Ooh, ooh

Equestria girls, we're kinda magical
Boots on hooves, bikinis on top
Furry coats, so cute
We'll blow your minds, ah, ah

Equestria girls, we're pony-fabulous
Fast, fine, fierce, we trot till we drop
Cutie marks represent
Now put your hooves up, ah, ah

Break it down, DJ-P0n-3
These are the ponies I love the most
I really wish you all could be Equestria girls...”

Chapter 9

"Woo! ‘Nother round!” Everyone looked at Giroro as he coughed awkwardly. “What?”

Polka is Magic started playing.

“CONGAAAAAAAA!” Pinkie shouted. It was hard for the Keronians to get to the pony's height, so they just made their own line. Even Spike joined.

When the song ended, a slow song came on. “What the-” Twilight narrowed her eyes.

Pinkie smiled. “Requested by yours truly.”

Giroro backed away. “N-no, no way I’ll-”

Rainbow grabbed his arm. “Oh, yes you will."

Fluttershy looked at Dororo. "Someone who remembers me." He put his arms around her.

Kululu looked at Twilight. "So, um...shall we?"

“Fine.”

Applejack and Rarity stepped back. “We're good."

Tamama stared at Keroro. “Well, I guess that leaves us. Wanna dance, Sarge?”

Kululu looked at Twilight. “Hey, guess what?”

She sighed. “What?” He pulled her down and kissed her. She looked surprised, but didn’t try to get away.

“SICK!” Spike yelled. He pretended to gag.

“YAY!” Pinkie cheered. “When can I plan the wedding?”

“PINKIE!”

Chapter 10

"All right!" Pinkie announced. "Let's play Pin The Tail On The Pony! Yay!"

Giroro went up first. "Fine, I'll go." She put the blindfold on him, but then the tail was jerked out of his hands. "What the- Rainbow!" She just giggled. "OW! WHAT THE-OH VERY FUNNY!"

Keroro laughed. "You have a tail! Hahaha!"

Giroro growled as steam came out of his head. "If I could find you, I'd kill you!"

Kululu pulled off the blindfold. "Show time, ku ku ku."

Keroro backed up. "I-I didn't mean it, Corporal! Seriously! Take a joke!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Rainbow flew down and picked him up. "HEY!"

She set him down away from Keroro. "Don't hurt him, we don't need any blood to stain this floor."

Pinkie grabbed the mic. "Aaaaand now, we will play Sim Gretina's remix of This Day Aria for no reason at all!"

"YAY!"

This day is going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all

I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all

For I oh so love the groom
All my thoughts, he does consume
Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon

No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room
But I still want him to be all mine

We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for, love and cherish him each day

Finally the moment has arrived
For me, to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make
He'll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be

This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my friends to celebrate
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all

Mine, all mine

"Uh, what does that song mean?"

Pinkie changed the CD. "Long story. Hey Rainbow, wanna help me make more cupcakes?"

She shook her head. "I've told you a million times, I'm not good at baking."

Pinkie frowned."Awwwwww."

Rainbow sighed. "Okay, but I'm not gonna be able to make good food." Pinkie smiled and headed for the basement as she followed. They were gone for a long time.

"Are they coming back?" Tamama stuffed a cupcake in his mouth.

"I don't know," Twilight said. Then Rainbow screamed from the basement.

"You can't do this to me, Pinkie! I'm your friend!"

"Of course you are, silly. That's why I'm so excited to have you here. We get to share your last moments together, just you and me."

All of the friend's eyes grew. "OH NO!"

"Well, that's enough reminiscing. It's time to begin."

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! STOP, PLEASE!"

"HOLY FROG, WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!" Giroro yelled in fright.

Kululu actually looked worried. "Rainbow?" he called down anxiously. Keroro hugged Tamama, who was shaking.

"Hope you don't mind, I think I'm gonna wing it now."

Fluttershy let out a little sigh and fainted. Dororo quickly soaked a cloth in water and put it on her head. "Wh-wha...?" she murmured.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Spike whimpered as Twilight grit her teeth. "WE'RE GOING DOWN THERE! The ten of them ran down to the basement, having no idea what they would see next.

Chapter 12

"...so then, I made faces at them, and then, ooh! I sang this song!" He whimpered.

"When I was a little filly, and
The sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they
Would always make me frown

I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw,
But Granny Pie said
That wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

She said
Pinkie
You gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears

You'll see
That they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear

HA HA HA!

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy

Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face
To take a hike and leave you alone
And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna...
Ahahaha, haha! Ohoho!
LAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

Kululu's glasses broke completely. "AUGHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!"

"Get ahold of yourself, Sergeant Major..." Keroro muttered.

"Pinkie is the new Angol Mois," Tamama cackled.

He ran around, not being able to see anything. Twilight rolled her eyes and fixed his glasses with her magic. "There." She tried to levitate them onto him, but he wouldn't stop running. She used her magic to grab him. He got up and sat in the corner. Pinkie ran over.

"Come on and party!" Kululu started crying from the amount of annoyance. "Just leave me alone." Pinkie's mane went flat as she walked away.

Twilight looked at Keroro. "Is he always-"

"He hates people with pure hearts. He's depressed right now." She picked him up and tried to lift the depressed aura off him. A little went away as he walked back over.

"Fine..."

Pinkie's mane poofed out. "YAY!"

Dororo turned to Fluttershy. "Sing Fireflies."

"I..." Pinkie tossed her the microphone. She whimpered in response.

"You can do it." Fluttershy glanced around nervously and took a breath.

"You would not believe your eyes
If ten million Fluttershys
Flew in the room as I fell asleep
'Cause they'd fill the open air
And their squeaking everywhere
Would be so cute
That I would just stand and smile

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams

'Cause into my room they'd fly
Those ten thousand pegasi
As they sung me lullabies to sleep
'Time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, time to go to bed'
I'd slumber then,
Snug under my warm bedspread

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

Don't close my browser for a bit
Please send me a pony here
'Cause I need another pony hit
Please send me a pony here
Why can't I stop with one more peek
Please send me a pony here
It's 5am, and I need to sleep

To ten million Fluttershys
I'm weird, 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell
But I'll know where several hide
When my dreams get pony-fied
'Cause I saved a few
And into my room they'll glide

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause ponies have invaded all my dreams
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
Equestria's kind pony
Would come to me when I'm feeling tired
And snuggle me to sleep
'Cause I'm obsessed with ponies, so it seems..."

"GROUP HUG!" Fluttershy was buried under a pile of ponies and frogs.

Chapter 13

Rainbow started talking about the time Fluttershy foalsat the Cutie Mark Crusaders. "...so then she goes, 'you're just chicken!' and Scootaloo says 'am not!' so she says 'oh, I remember how to call a chicken. Scootaloo! Scoot-Scoot-Scootaloo!'" All of them laughed. "Hey, Pinkie, show them what you were for Nightmare Night."

Pinkie pulled out her chicken costume. "I was Scootaloo!"

Giroro, just wanting to pick a fight, pointed at Keroro. "He's a terrible leader, you know!"

He jumped up. "Excuse me Corporal, but I don't think you were in this conversation!"

"SHUT UP!"

"NOPE! HEY, GUESS WHAT?! HE LIKES NATSUMI! HAHAHA!"

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

Tamama screamed, "STOP IT!" His eyes bulged.

"RUN!"

"TAMAMA IMPA-"

Pinkie popped up into his face. "HAHAHA! THAT FACE IS FUNNY! I'LL MAKE FACES TOO! BLEEAHHH! BLARG! BOOO! @_@ HEY, I'M KULULU! KU KU KU! D:< RAWR, I'M GIRORO AND IMMA GET YOU!"

Tamama fell over. "THAT'S HILARIOUS!"

"It's insulting, ku ku ku."

"PAR-TAY!"

You're Gonna Go Far Kid started to play.

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back in the line
A mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, dance, dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes,
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives

Slowly outta line and drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me

Now dance, dance, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid

Trust, deceived!

With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes,
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives

Now dance, dance, dance, he never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
So dance, dance, dance, I never had a chance
It was really only you

With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit 'em right between the eyes,
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives

Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies
Hit 'em right between the eyes,
Hit 'em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see 'em running for their lives

Giroro was amazed. "AWESOME, DASH!"

Winter Wrap Up was put on.

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the food we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
And even though I love my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean

How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!

Bringing home the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in

We move the clouds
And we melt the white snow
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!

Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice

We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
We welcome back the southern birds
So their families can grow!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Winter Wrap Up, Winter wrap up
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!

No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds

Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers too
We must work so very hard
It's just so much to do!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!

Now that I know what they all do I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face

How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth pony way
I wanna belong so I must
Do my best today, Do my best today!

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow’s spring is here

Winter Wrap Up! Winter Wrap Up!
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here
'Cause tomorrow's spring is here!

Chapter 14

Giroro walked over. "Hey guys, got a message from the boss, we need to talk more."

"Okay! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH-" Twilight shoved her hoof in Pinkie's mouth.

"No, not like that."

Pinkie smiled. "Oh! you mean like 'me? Ruin? I'm not the ruiner, I'm the ruinee! Or is it ruinness? Ruinette?' Or, 'more balloons! No, that's too many balloons. More candy! No, less candy. Ooh! I know! Strea-'"

"No, Pinkie. not various quotes. We should just...well...talk about each other, I guess."

Keroro jumped up. "Okay! GIRORO HAS A PONY GIRLFRIEND! What? It's funny to say!"

Giroro turned around. "So what? YOU have a boyfriend!"

Tamama jumped up. "NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY SARGE LIKE THAT!"

He rolled his eyes. "I rest my case. Oh, KULULU HAS A PONY GIRLFRIEND! You're right! It is funny to say!"

Twilight turned away. "He does not."

"Oh yes I do, ku ku ku."

"Shut up, wise guy."

Pinkie rolled in a cannon. "PARTY CANNON!" She pulled the string, and it fired at Kululu's face. He sat there with a party hat on.

"Charming," he muttered sarcastically.

Spike ran to Rarity. "I LIKE HER!"

"Noooooo, really?"

"I like you too, Spikey-Wikey! You're such a good friend for helping me with my dresses!"

"Friendzoned," Kululu whispered.

Pinkie grabbed the screen. "Hey, the chapter's not over, right? It needs to be longer!" Twilight sighed.

"No, Pinkie, it's not over. There is just going to be a song for the rest of it."

"YAY! LET'S GO 8-BIT!"

Twilight facehoofed. "We can't. There will be hardly any words in it."

"Aawww. What about the CMC theme?"

"Fine."

Look, here, are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it
Very loud!

When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there

So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And you know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light

But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!

Chapter 16

A party horn was blown in Kululu’s face. ”GAH!”

“WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!”

He crawled under the blanket. “Go away, annoying pony.”

Pinkie giggled and flipped him out of bed with her snout. “AAAAH! WHAT THE FROG?!" Kululu fell face down. “Ow."

“Silly Kululu, why are you on the floor? It's time to get up!"

“Yay...now help me."

Twilight studied the picture of the Rainboom. “Well, looks like Rainbow did this with Giroro."

Spike grumbled and rolled over in his basket. “Big deal. Hey, get that Kululu guy to fix me soon."

She grabbed a sheet of paper. “Spike, take a letter."

“Got it."

“Dear Pinkie, I need Kululu to help change Spike back to his dragon form. Sincerely, Twilight Sparkle." Spike was about to burn it when he remembered he wasn't a dragon.

“Umm... how do I send this?" She sighed and teleported it to Sugarcube corner.

Rainbow stretched. “Breaking the sound barrier is a lot of work."

Giroro sat up. “I had this dream where we-" She smiled.

"Ohhh...it was real! Awesome!"

Kululu ran over to the library. “I'll fix him! Mostly because I'm sick of the pink weirdo!"

Spike got in his face. “HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN ME INTO A-A-uh...FLY OR SOMETHING?!"

“I'll test it on myself, ku ku ku."

Spike huffed and jumped in to his basket. “Whatever. Twilight, Crazy Frog is here!"

“Watch it, or you'll be stuck on a flyswatter."

Twilight groaned and levitated him over. “Do you really have it?"

“No. I got to make it. With you, ku ku ku."

She sighed. “What potion ingredients?”

“I got one of them, Changeling DNA.”

She cocked her head. “How did you get..."

BZZZZZZ!

Chapter 17

Twilight screamed as a changeling crashed through the window. All the frogs and ponies ran to the library.

“TWILIGHT!"

Kululu stood, frozen in place. “They took her..."

BOOM!

A changeling wailed as it fell to the ground. Twilight sent two more spinning out of sight. “I'm not going down that easy!" She grabbed Kululu and galloped with the rest of them in tow. Another changeling bared its teeth at Fluttershy.

“Twi!” It was Applejack. “We’re over here!” Twilight looked over to see multiple copies of her friends.

"Not again..."

The changelings transformed into their normal selves and surrounded her. She promptly bucked one in the face, but it got back up and hissed. Rainbow flew over and grabbed one by the wing. It spun around and hit her in the face.

"NOPONY HURTS MY FRIENDS!” Fluttershy charged.

"TAMAMA IMPACT!”

Five changelings didn’t get out of the way in time. It wasn’t a pretty sight. Fluttershy ran up and got in a fake Keroro’s face. “YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!” Then she used ‘The Stare’ on it. The Keroro ran behind another changeling. She and Rainbow suddenly fell down.

“They’re feeding off their love for Giroro and Dororo!”

Dororo sprang in the air. “Dororo Ninja Art!” He injured a changeling pretty badly.

“Dororo! Tamama has an idea!” Tamama whispered into Applejack's ear.

“Keroro platoon deathblow?”

Twilight cried out. A changeling bit her leg and teleported both of them away.

“WHY YOU-”

What happened next can only be described as Kululu beating up evil ponies. Everyone stood far back, Keroro being the most surprised. If only he used that strength on the battlefield...

Kululu left the changelings in a pile and ran over. “WE GOTTA SAVE HER!” His glasses broke in half and fell on the ground. Raity panicked. She wasn't the best at teleportation, that was Twilight's thing. But she lit her horn and concentrated. The 12 of them disappeared. Rarity opened her eyes as they stood in the Canterlot Castle.They ran towards Princess Celestia.

“CHANGLELINGS!” She looked down at Rainbow and Fluttershy in shock. They ran down the hallway just as a loud thud rang out. Were they too late? A changeling held onto a limp Twilight Sparkle.

“NO!”

Chapter 18

Applejack wrestled the changeling to the ground. "Y’ALL HAD THIS COMIN’ FER YA!” The changeling took her form as they rolled on the floor.

Keroro cheered loudly. “WHOOHOO! GO APPLEJACK! Wait, no the other one. Wait, which is which?”

Both jumped up. “I’m the real one!”

The other shoved her away. “No! I am!” Rarity approached them both. "Are we seriously doing this? There's only one way to make sure..." She poked the first with her horn.

“Ow!”

“She’s real, changeling blood is green.” That was Tamama's cue!

"TAMAMA IMPACT!"

Kululu ran over to Twilight. “Please wake up!”

He glanced down uneasily at her bite. Applejack ripped her hat in half and gave it to Kululu to stop the bleeding. “I’m so sorry...”

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Beep.

Twilight groaned, that beeping was annoying. What had happened? She opened her eyes to see Kululu, asleep in the chair.She moaned and rolled over. Pain shot up her leg.

“Owww!”

Kululu opened his eyes. Wow, they’re green,she thought to herself. They're beautiful. He let out a cry and jumped out of the chair to her side. “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!”

She looked up. “All I remember is...the changeling taking me...”

“No one can hurt you now, I won’t let them. I love you, Twilight Sparkle.”

She smiled and turned towards him, even though it hurt. “I love you too.” Kululu leaned in.

“YAY, TWILIGHT! YOU’RE AWAKE!”

“PINKIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!”

Chapter 19

Twilight wheeled herself into Pinkie’s party. “SHE’S HERE! TWILIGHT, SAY THE LINE!”

She laughed. “I’m the T to to the W-I-L-I-G-H-T, and ain’t no other pony troll it down like me. I’m Twilightlicious.”

Pinkie sprung up. “I’m the P to the inkie to the P to I to E, and while I'm at it bronies, WON'T YOU PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH ME?! I'm Pinkielicious!"

Fluttershy kicked at the dirt. “Um, I’m the F to the L-U-T-T-E-R-S-H-Y, and the thought of all the ponies watching just makes me want to cry. I’m...Flutterlicious...”

Rainbow growled. “I’m the R to the A-I-N-B-O-W Dash, and I’m way too cool to end this with a rhyme. I’m...Rainbowlicious...”

Applejack rolled her eyes. “I’m the A to the P to the other P-L-E, and ain't no other pony buck it up like me. I'm Applelicious!"

Rarity clapped. “I’m the R to the A to the R and I-T-Y, there isn’t anypony who could hate me if they try! I’m fabulous! I mean, Rarilicious.”

Vinyl Scratch approached Twilight. “When will you be out of that wheelchair? That sure is some bite.”

She nodded softly. “Very soon.”

Vinyl went back behind the turntables. “Let’s start this party off with Friday!”

All of them groaned.

“The polka version.” They cheered. Pinkie hopped in with instruments on her back and started playing. It was pretty funny.

Ditzy Doo suddenly burst in. “I heard you wanted me to sing?"

Rainbow facehoofed. “Why is Derpy here?”

“It’s Ditzy.”

“Whatever.”

“Hi!... Hi...
Hello? Hello?
Are you on?
Mr. Mike?

Listen up Derp!
Got the wrong end!
Flip the mike over and then begin...

Ohhh!

Derpalicious
Definition
Crosseyed, vision's hazy
Seein' double causes trouble
'Specially when I'm baking
Muffin mixin'
In the kitchen
Batter sloshin'
Plates are droppin'
No need to do the dishes
All broken!
Somethin's glitchin'

I'm derpalicious
Oh so precious
I'll be your muffin princess
When the oven starts to heat up
Muffins I'm a fixin'
I'm a ditzin'
I make them firemen clop clop
And they'll be breakin' off the lock
For a taste of what I got!

I'm derpalicious
I like my muffins hot hot
Your muffin princess
I make the firemen clop clop
Miss muffin mixin'
I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot
I'm derpalicious

D-d-d-d-ditzy ditzy
Derpalicious, yeah
Derpalicious, yeah
Derpalicious, yeah
Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah

Derpalicious
A tradition
Wall-eyed in a crowd
Don't pay attention
In transition
Mail mares are allowed
I'm a ditzy pony
And I can hardly see
And can't no other filly
Flake it out like me

I'm derpalicious
Oh so precious
My bubbles are ambitious
They bounce, pop, and spin
Straight all up on the Princess
I'm a dimwit
Make the firemen clop clop
And they'll be breakin' off the lock
For a taste of what I got!

I'm derpalicious
I like my muffins hot hot
Your muffin princess
I make the firemen clop clop
Miss muffin mixin'
I'm gonna eat 'em on the spot
I'm derpalicious

La la la la la la la
Derp it out!

Derpin', derpin', derpin'
My brain's not workin'
I'm cross-eyed all the time
Run into walls, I'm blind!
I'm so ditzy ditzy
I'm so herpy derpy
Muffins tasty tasty
Ponies think I'm crazy

D to the E to the R P Y
Oh yes she's nuts
The H to the O to the O V E S
Derpy Hooves
Yeah
Derpy
You go girl
D-d-d hit it Derpy

All my ponies gather round
Thinkin' I'm a clown
Watch my eyes bounce up and down
Derpin' to the sound
I just wanna tell ya now
Muffins by the pound
I don't wanna suga mama
I just want a muffin man
When I drop the mix
Feel a lil' bit defeated
But I don't really care
Cuz I'm still gonna eat it
Disabled
But that's just an ole pony's tale

Cuz I'm derpalicious
Your muffin princess
La la, la la la la, la la, la la, la la la la, la la la, la la la

Buh bye!”

Rainbow's jaw hit the floor. “WOO! DO ANOTHER SONG!” Keroro cheered.

“B-b-b-b-b-blonde hair
Derp eyes
Always thinkin'
Ooo ooo
Derpy Hooves is on the loose like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo

Spaced out
Confused
Expression so like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy Doo is on the move like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo

And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around

And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin, I just can't live without

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Muffins
Bubble butt
Favorite things like
Ooo ooo
Derpy hooves is not discreet like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo

Wild-eyed
Mail mare
Loosin' it like
Ooo ooo
Ditzy Doo is trottin' through like
Ooo ooo, ooo ooo ooo

And I...
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
Just screw things up
To goof around

And I...
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
Just derp things up
To be a clown

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin', I just can't live without

Now...
D E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

You know that medication
Just won't work on me
I don't need glasses to help me see
I derp and do it willingly
Cause derpin' is better than drugs

You can derp it too
No matter where you are
Don't even need a cool mail car
Cross your eyes and you'll go so-o far
Cause derpin' is better than drugs

I think I should know ...
How...
To act like like a normal filly
But get so bored and just have to spazz out

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out

Wow...
There's no need to worry
Cuz derpin', I just can't live without

Now...
D-E-R-P's
Just the vice I use to herp and let it all out.”

She took a muffin and ran out.

Kululu looked confused. “O...kay then... Twilight!” He ran over to Pinkie and whispered in her ear. She nodded and told Vinyl Scratch.

How can I just let you walk away - just let you leave without a trace?
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all...

Twilight blushed as she had Kululu take her hoof. And she stood up. Everyone cheered as they embraced.

How can you just walk away from me when all I can do is watch you leave?
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain, and even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all
So, take a look at me now - well, there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face
Take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds and that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you turn around - turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you - so many reasons why
You're the only one who really knew me at all

So take a look at me now, well, there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me - just the memory of your face
Now, take a look at me now 'cause there's just an empty space
But to wait for you is all I can do and that's what I've got to face
Take a good look at me now 'cause I'll still be standing here
And you coming back to me is against all odds - it's the chance I've got to take

Take a look at me, now

Chapter 22

“We can stay here!” Keroro exclaimed.

Twilight picked up the bottle. “Okay, you’ve had your fun, now change back."

“Aawww.”

She gave Kululu the bottle. He stared at it, then tossed it at Natsumi. “WHAT THE HECK, STUPID FROG!? I OUGHT TO...WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON!?” Kululu stood back. “YOU IDIOT! WHAT. DID. YOU. DO!

Twilight got in front of him. “Relax, it’s easy to fix, and he was just-” Natsumi accidentally bucked Twilight in the face. She screamed and hit the wall. Kululu charged at her and they clashed heads.

"DON'T YOU TOUCH HER!"

“Stop it!” Fluttershy ran to check Twilight. Natsumi charged the yellow stallion again. His horn got her head.

“Ow!” Keroro tried to push her, but she threw him out of the way.

Rarity stepped back from the brawl. “Fighting is so uncouth!” Natsumi reared up and galloped as fast as she could. “TAKE THIS!” Kululu jumped up on her back and they fell down.

“Enough!” Pinkie shouted. “Friends shouldn’t fight!”

“HE’S NOT MY FRIEND!” Natsumi yelled as she tried to pin him down.

“STOP IT!” Fluttershy screamed in a not-so-Fluttershy fashion. Everyone did stop. She grabbed a potion and poured it over Natsumi, making her human. Then she hit the new ponies with the Keronian gun.

Kululu ran to Twilight “Are you okay!?”

She groaned. “Yeah. Man, she’s strong.”

Natsumi huffed. “Why do you care about her, anyways? No offense, Twilight.”

“Because I love her.”

Natsumi did a double take. “Wait, what?! You!? WHAT THE HECK! THAT’S SO STUPID, A FROG WITH A PONY!” Giroro and Dororo coughed awkwardly. “Wha- you too?”

Tamama leaned back. “Anyways, how did you get here?”

Momoka kicked the ground. “Well...”

“Where is that toad!? I haven’t seen him for...three days! He hasn’t even started his chores!”

Fuyuki and Momoka shrugged. “I haven’t seen Tamama, either. Maybe in their hideout?”

Aki came out of the kitchen. “Keroro seemed pretty excited to show them something.” The four of them ran down to the base.

“What’s that?” Fuyuki pointed at the portal.

“No idea, some stupid invention." He walked to it, and stuck his hand through. “Whoah! H-hey, it’s sucking me in!" He disappeared from sight.

“Fuyuki! I’ll save you!” Momoka jumped in. Natsumi and Aki shrugged. They ran through it. “Where are we? Hey, a pony!” Bon Bon looked at them.

“Lyra! Humans!”

Chapter 23

"After we got away from that crazy pony, we just saw the tree and walked here."

"Ah. Hey, what's that?" A portal formed and sucked the frogs in.

"KULULU! Where did they go?" Twilight ran around looking for them.

To be continued...

Author's Note

What's up, guys! I hope you enjoyed this story! It's been nearly three years since it was submitted, so I did some heavy editing! If you're interested in the sequel, look up Star Trek and Sgt. Frog Crossover on deviantART! See you later!

Sequel

A sequel is in the making, everypony. Please be patient, and have a happy day!

Bonus Chapter: Cupcakes

“Alright! I just searched cupcakes, so maybe we can find some new recipes!” Pinkie shouted. “Hey, what’s this?”

Kululu looked over. “I think it’s a story, ku ku ku.”

Twilight said, “go ahead and pull it up, Pinkie.”

“Oki doki loki! Let’s read it!”

~About half an hour later~

Pinkie scooted back with tears in her eyes. “No! Why!?” Fluttershy lay unconscious. Dororo sat in the corner and started sobbing.

Giroro grabbed Rainbow. “I WON’T LET ANYONE HURT YOU! EVER!”

She pulled him close. “I know...”

Twilight sat with wide eyes. Applejack pawed the floor. “Whoever wrote that is gettin’ bucked. In the face. Repeatedly.”

Rarity screamed, “the horror, the horror!” and pulled a couch over to faint on.

Tamama screamed. “I’m scared!”

Keroro grabbed him and hid. Kululu looked surprised. "That...was sick. Even to me.”

Twilight slowly walked over. “The author is Sergeant Sprinkles.”

Giroro shouted, “we can’t hurt a sergeant!”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “It’s just a screen name.”

Pinkie slowly went back to the laptop. She whimpered softly. “Guys, look at this.” Fan art popped up.

Celestia was having some tea when she heard the loudest screams ever.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!”

She dropped the teacup on the floor. It shattered into a million pieces. “Luna, find that Sergeant Sprinkles and make them pay!” She opened her laptop. “What’s this? Rainbow Factory?”

Author's Note

Like this part? The Princesses are unfortunately the ones that go through all the grimdark stories. Well, don't stay up too late, kiddies! Bye!

Chapter 11

As they ran down the steps, terror struck them. What would they find? At the bottom of the staircase, it was dark. They couldn't see a single thing. Then, a light came on.

"SURPRISE!"

Their jaws hit the floor. "WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY HOW?!"

Rainbow laughed. "GOTCHA!"

Pinkie ran up in Kululu's face. "Come on, did you reaaaaaaaally think I'd hurt Dashie?"

He glared and backed off. "No, now get away."

"Aww, somepony needs a SMILE!" Kululu's glasses cracked slightly. Giroro sighed in relief.

Rainbow flew over. "What's the matter? Relieved you don't have to be scared as a baby?"

"Wha-NO! I, uh, never really thought she would do that, yeah..."

She narrowed her eyes. "Riiiight."

"Now let's PAR-TAY!" Fireflies Fluttershys came on.

Dororo was in shock. "Did you sing this?!"

She hid behind her mane. "I-I needed money to build my cottage..."

"You're amazing!"

"I..."

"RESONACE!" Keroro shouted, interrupting her. "Kerokerokerokerokero..."

"Tamatamatamatama..."

"Girogirogirogiro..."

"Kulukulukulukulu..."

"Dorodorodorodoro..."

"What are they doing?" Twilight whispered.

"I don't know." Rainbow looked a little shaken by this odd behavior.

After they were done, Dororo went back to Fluttershy. "Have you ever thought of yourself as a singer?"

"N-no..." Meanwhile, Pinkie bugged Kululu.

"...and I don't know which is better, chimmy cherry or cherry changa!"

He covered his ears. "Help me."

Chapter 1

Keroro Gunsō inspected Kululu’s new invention; a multiverse teleporter. “I have to say, Sergeant Major, this could come in handy.” He left to get the rest of the platoon, coming back with Giroro and Tamama.

“Yay, we’re all here!” Tamama cried. Crying came from the air vent. “Um, you too, Dororo.” The ninja jumped down and went in the corner.

“Aw, come on, Dororo. Look at this!” He sulked over silently. “Kululu, show them!”

Kululu picked up a remote on the table. “Alright, ku ku ku.” They flipped through different universes for a while, until they landed on the universe of My Little Pony.

“I’d hate to live there," Giroro scoffed. "All girly and colorful."

Keroro looked down at a big red button. “Ooh, what does that do?”

Kululu looked over at Giroro. “Let's just say he wouldn't like it.”

Keroro jumped up excitedly. “That makes me wanna press it even more!”

“HEY! I’ll throw a grenade at you!"

Kululu handed him the remote. “Fine, ku ku ku. If you insist, go on and press it.”

" Thanks!" He snatched it up and pounded on the button. Clickety poo! The machine started to shake furiously.

“Um, Gunsō?” Tamama backed up. “What button was that?”

“Oh, nothing," Kululu said nonchalantly, “just the button that sends you to that dimension, ku ku ku.”

Giroro's face slowly clouded over with fury. “I DON’T WANNA GO THERE!”

Dororo looked over uneasily. “Too late.” The machine sucked them all in, sending them spiraling through darkness.

"MOMMY!" Keroro cried, latching onto Tamama. After spinning for a bit, they finally landed on some solid ground.

Giroro was the first to say something. “I’m not opening my eyes.”

Keroro sat up slowly. "My head...everyone okay?" The platoon groaned in response. "Okay, cool. Wait...guys?” The dazed frogs looked over at fillies playing jump rope. A purple unicorn started to walk by.

“Hey, hey miss!” Tamama called out to her. "Could you please help us?"

The pony turned around and went wide-eyed. “Oh my gosh. PINKIE, OVER HERE!” A pink pony bounced over after hearing her call.

“I hate this one already,” Giroro muttered.

“Hi, Twilight! OOH, NEW FRIENDS! HI, I’M PINKIE PIE! I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE, ARE YOU NEW? NEW FRIENDS PARTY!”

Keroro ran over. "Yay, parties! I like parties!”

Twilight picked up Tamama by his hat. “Such a strange body structure.” He squirmed to get down and fell, leaving Twilight with just his hat.

“OOH, YOUR MANE IS RED!” Pinkie squealed

Tamama looked confused. “Mane? Wha-oh.”

Twilight dropped the hat. “Maybe Fluttershy knows about them, let’s go to her cottage.” All of them except for Giroro followed.

"No way, let’s get out of here!”

Kululu looked over. “About that," he started, “we fell on the remote and it broke, ku ku ku."

“WHAT?!" Giroro roared.

Pinkie sprung over happily. “Aw, come on, saddy face!” She threw him onto her back and bounced off.

“AAAAAAAH! HELP ME, A CRAZY PINK PONY IS FROGNAPPING ME!”

Chapter 4

Rarity started explaining the concept of cutie marks to Tamama while Sweetie went to see the other frogs. She stopped at Twilight’s library first.

“Hi Spike! Is-whoah, what happened?!” She looked him up and down.

He gazed at her dully as smoke rose from his scales. “I was used as a guinea pig.” She saw Kululu holding a gun.

“Ku ku ku.”

Sweetie quickly (and wisely) realized she wouldn’t like this one, so she left. She walked around until she spotted Rainbow’s house. She cast a cloud-walking spell and teleported herself up.

“Rainbow?” Sweetie heard talking inside. She pushed the door open. “Hey, guys.” Rainbow and Giroro turned around.

“Hi, Sweetie Belle. Me and Giroro were just talking." Rainbow played with a piece of a cloud.

“Oh, I guess I...interrupted. Sorry.” She slowly backed out the door.

“Nah, it’s cool. You can come back later," she promised.

"Thank you!" Sweetie teleported to Fluttershy’s. “Fluttershy? Can I see your frog?”

Fluttershy opened the door slowly. “Oh, hello Sweetie. I...don’t really know where he is. He tended to the animals and took off.”

“Alright. thanks anyways.” She went to Sweet Apple Acres to find Keroro bucking trees. “Hi, froggy!” She noticed that after he kicked the tree, he moved over to the right fearfully.

He met her confused gaze. “Earlier encounter with the apples,” he explained.

“Oh.” Sweetie rolled her eyes and walked on until she saw a flower in a tree. “Oh, what a pretty flower!” Then there was a flash of silver, and the flower floated down. She saw a glimpse of a blue figure jumping off. ”Thanks, mister!”

She was going back to the boutique when she realized she never said a word to Giroro. "I should at least say goodbye." She teleported up. No answer came from inside, but she knew they had to still be home. She opened the door. “Rainbow, I-” She froze when she saw Rainbow and Giroro kissing. “Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt!”

“Sweetie! Uh...” Rainbow turned a tomato red. “I-I...”

She slowly backed out. "That was interesting."

Back at Fluttershy’s, Dororo had finally returned.

“Oh, Dororo, you are a big help." He bowed to Fluttershy and sat in the corner silently. “You are an angel, you know." His mask hid his blush.

Chapter 7

"Pinkie? Dear, I don't think you should intrude upon-" Rarity was cut off by a hoof being shoved into her mouth.

"All of them will love it! Even Giroro!" Pinkie wiggled her eyebrows.

Sweetie rolled her eyes. "Right..."

"KULULU! GET OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN THIS!"

Kululu stepped out with an innocent face. "Whaaaat? Not MY fault."

"Just fix him before Pinkie's party!" Twilight mumbled something about throwing him out in the street.

"I don't wanna go to another party! She'll throw them for ANYTHING!" Rainbow faceplanted into the cloud.

"Same here. I'll handle it." Giroro cracked his knuckles.

She looked up. "You can? How?"

"I need a grenade." He grinned wickedly.

Rainbow winced. "Okay, not that extreme."

"Darn." Giroro crossed his arms and pouted.

She paused. "Hey, I was wondering. What's in that belt, anyway?"

"Um, nothing." Before he could stop her, she had snatched it out of his grip. "HEY!"

Rainbow looked at the picture. "Hmm, what's this?"

"Uh, um..."

Keroro bounced up and down. "YAY, PARTY! I'LL BRING SNACKS!"

"I love you, sir!" Tamama hugged him around the waist. "Will there be pocky?"

"Duh!" He grabbed a random DJ system. "WOOT!"

"YAY!"

"Wait...only one pony can monitor this."

"Who's that?" Tamama tilted his head.

"What kind of a stupid question is that?!" Keroro gasped. "Vinyl Scratch, of course!"

Fluttershy pushed a carrot to Angel. "Come on, Angel. It'll help you become a big boy." Angel shook his head. "Eat the carrot." He shook his head again. "One bite?" And again. She sighed.

Dororo got up. "Eat the carrot, or I'll go ninja on you." Angel scowled and took a bite out of it.

"Oh...thank you, Dororo."

Chapter 15

Everyone was gone except for a lavender unicorn and two Keronians. Twilight faced Kululu. "I need to think about this. You can stay with Pinkie for a while."

"N-no problem." On the inside, however, he was screaming "OH FROG NO!" Twilight and Spike departed shortly after.

"We're gonna have fun, Kululu!" He backed up. Smoosh!

"What did I back into? Ku ku ku."

Pinkie giggled. "Oh, nothing. Just my statue carved of butter!"

"Oh, joy." He ran up to the bathroom.

"See you later!"

Giroro shivered on the cloud he lay on. "I never knew clouds were so cold." He grabbed it and tried to make a blanket. POOF! It vanished. He curled up, trying to conserve body heat.

Rainbow watched him with pity. "There's a couch over there, you know."

He looked over. "Yeah, I knew that." He hopped on it, only for both of them to fall through the cloud. "WHAAAUUGGGHH!"

"Stupid spell must've worn off, Celestia dang it..." Rainbow flew down after him. She gained speed as she squinted against the air. A shield formed around her as she grabbed Giroro.

BOOM!

A rainbow explosion followed. A trail of it stayed behind her, marking her fourth Rainboom.

Tamama jumped and fell over. "What was that?!"

Rarity looked out the window. "A Sonic Rainboom."

Twilight dropped her book. "No way..."

Keroro ran outside. "COOL! A RAINBOW AT NIGHT!"

Applejack ran after him. "Yes, yes it is."

Pinkie smiled. "DASHIE DID IT!" Kululu looked through a telescope. He had never seen anything like it.

Animals ran left and right, trying to escape the noise. "Oh my..." Fluttershy saw the rainbow. "A SONIC RAINBOOM! SHE DID IT! AHAHA!" She grabbed Dororo. "LOOK! LOOK!

And at the end of the rainbow was the shape of a Keronian’s head in dark red.

Chapter 20

“Finally.” Kululu poured the potion over himself. “Oops, that's the wrong one. Now I’m a pony. Hey, I have a horn. Wait...this gives me an idea. Ku ku ku.” He trotted out with it in his mouth to Rarity’s. “Hey Tamama.” He splashed it on him.

“Hey! What gives? Huh? Why are you a-OMG I’M A PONY! HOW DID YOU-”

He ran off to find Giroro walking in the park. “Oh, it’s you. Heh, you’re a-HEY, WHAT THE FROG IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Kululu stepped back as he floated. “Why am I...I HAVE WINGS! WHAT THE HECK!?”

“No need to thank me.” He ran as fast as he could. “Oh, Keroro...”

“Heh? Oh, Sergeant Major. Have an apple. Hey, what did you just throw on me?! Why am I a pony?!”

A little while later, Twilight heard heavy pounding on her door. She opened it to all her friends.

“TAMAMA? YOU’RE A...WHAT THE-KULULU!”

He came out with a potion. “Here you go, Spike.”

Spike poured it on himself. “YAY! I’m me! Whoa, what the heck happened to you guys?”

Tamama lit his horn and levitated Kululu over. “THIS IS SO COOL! I HAVE MAGICAL POWERS!”

Giroro flew in his face. “WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'm not saying this isn't cool, but why?!”

Dororo tried to open his wings. “How do you work these things?” Fluttershy tried to help him as Pinkie hopped around.

“THIS IS GREAT! WE’RE ALL PFFS NOW! PONY FRIENDS FOREVER!"

Keroro reached towards his head. “My hat is tight now.” It came off, and a flowing black mane was released. “COOL!” Dororo finally managed to open his wings and hover a bit.

“Why, Kululu?” Twilight sighed.

He shrugged. “They like it.”

Giroro sped around the library. “I need more space!” He flew outside into the wind, Dororo following him.

“Can I stay like this?” Keroro started to beg.

“Well,” Twilight began, “I guess it wouldn't hurt to stay like that for a little bit..."

“YAY!”

Suddenly, the door flew open.

“Where is that toad?!”

Chapter 21

“N-Natsumi? NOOOOOOOO! Until now everything was perfect!” Keroro sobbed.

She looked shocked. “S-stupid Frog...is that you...?”

He huffed in an annoyed fashion. “Of course it’s me!”

Fuyuki and Aki started fangirling. “AN ALIEN THAT TURNS INTO A PONY, NO WAY!”

Giroro flew back in. “I heard shouting-Natsumi! Um, hi! This is Rainbow Dash!”

“You know it.” She hugged him.

Dororo landed safely on the ground. “They’re here! Koyuki didn't come? Or Saburo?”

Momoka stared at Tamama. “What in the...”

Natsumi managed to close her mouth. “You have some punching and chores overdue, you know."

Keroro ran screaming for his pathetic life. Tamama used his magic to grab Natsumi.

“PUT ME DOWN, YOU STUPID ALIEN!”

He held her upside down. “NO ONE MESSES WITH SARGE!” He lost control and dropped her on her head.

“Ow.”

Twilight raised a hoof. “Exactly who are these...friends of yours?”

Giroro said, “They’re Pekoponians.”

“Humans.”

“Yeah, what she said.”

Fluttershy hid behind her mane. “Um, I’m...uh...”

Dororo put a hoof around her. “Fluttershy.”

Twilight pointed to herself. “I’m Twilight. There’s Rainbow, Pinkie, Applejack, and Rarity.”

“NEW FRIENDS PARTY! HI I’M PINKIE PIE AND IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU!”

Fuyuki ran over. “I like parties! I think. I’ve never been...invited to one...”

Kululu shrugged. “They must’ve entered the portal, but now we’re all stuck here.” Everyone looked at each other.

“What do we do?”