Welcome to the Show, Twilight

Twilight blinked as she suddenly found herself sitting in an office rather than in her library at the crystal castle.

What more, she wasn’t alone. Across the desk from her was a human female sitting in the other chair, a window of… stars behind her.

“W-what… how did I get here?!”

The human smiled, “We borrowed you here. Don’t worry, you’ll be returned to the moment you left. My name is Amelia and you are…” she looked down at a paper before her, “Twilight Sparkle. Correct?”

“Y-yeah, where am I? Why am I here?” Twilight asked and looked around the way to normal looking office.

“You are at Slut Life Headquarters,” Amelia said, “You have been picked as a potential contestant in the Slut Life reality show!”

Twilight blinked at her, “S-slut Life?”

“The most popular reality show in every reality!” Amelia explained with a grin, “The contestant is filmed every moment of every day and if they last the entire time, they are given a reward.”

“Reward?”

Amelia nodded, “What it is depends on what you picked. But they are substantial… the last contestant I recruited walked out of here with her own planet and the ability to teleport, never age and a couple of dozen million bits.”

Twilight stared at the recruiter for a long second, “And what does this… contest consist of?”

“Well, it is different for each contestant depending on their life before the contest. In your case, you would be starting with negative fifty credits and a requirement of two jobs and one owner along with three punishments. Each option you pick would be worth a certain amount of credits or cost a certain amount of credits. The more positive credits you acquire, the more credits you can pick for your rewards.”

Twilight hesitated for a long moment, “I take it this would be… Sexual… from the name of the show?”

“Most would be,” Amelia said with a smile, “Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. But remember, you’ll get sent back to the moment you left with your rewards at the end. Only changes to you would be the ones you choose yourself to keep.”

The purple pony princess spent a long time thinking about it, “...Do I get to see the list before I decide?”

“Of course!” Amelia said and slide a computer tablet over for the pony to look over. Twilight picked it up in her magic and then instantly turned red at the options,

“W-what!?”

‘New Body + 20 credits’
‘Add penis -5 credits’

The list continued on like that. Each thing… then it moved on from physical changes to mental to owners to jobs…

She just kept scrolling until she reached the rewards at the bottom. Promises of powers, wealth and at the bottom…

‘Make your friends immortal alicorns -150 credits’
‘Keep Equestria safe -100 credits’
‘Make it so the elements can never be stolen again -50 credits’

Twilight stared at it for a long moment before she sighed, “...I’ll do it.”

Amelia smiled, “You’re sure? Don’t worry, it’s not binding until you fill in the list of what you pick and then sign on the bottom.”

“Yeah,” Twilight answered quietly. How could she turn this down… even one of those would be worth going through almost anything for. The thought of losing her friends to time had been heavy on her since she became an Alicorn in the first place.

“Excellent. Please, come with me and I’ll bring you to a room where you can relax and take your time. It’s important you don’t stress through this,” Amelia said and got up, rounding the table with a smile, “You’re going to be here for at least six months after all if you agree to join the show. Depending on what you pick.”

Twilight nodded, “I’m going to have questions.”

“I’ll be with you the entire time until you sign,” Amelia reassured her, “I’ll answer any questions you have, I promise.”