It was late at night and I came up with this idea for a Fanfic Collab. We had alot of people join at times during the time. But don't hate because it's a human in Equstria fic. It's really random. But yeah, enjoy I guess.

PLEASE NOTE: We welcome your criticism, however:
We are aware that it is not edited or proofread, as far as not checking the whole thing with a fine toothed comb.
We are aware that you probably think this is a really stupid fic, and to this I say: it was a lot of fun to write. And I couldn't care less if you hate it. It's great if you're into it though!
We are aware we are Australian and use terms that Americans are unlikely to understand. Deal with it.

With the disclaimers out of the road, this was fun to write and it should be just as fun to read.
inb4 "It wasn't."