A/N: The story title is relevant. I promise. Read before downvoting or flaming, pretty please.

"I mean, have you ever actually thought about what would happen if somepony were a futa? I mean, for real? Have you thought about it? I mean, really thought about it? Because if you really think about it, it actually sucks. (And no, I don’t mean suck in a sexual way!)"

This is Scootaloo's story.

Content warning: contrary to the title, this story does contain futa. The title will make more sense once you read it. Pinkie promise. Also contains graphic sex and implied Scootabuse.