Somber Shade impregnates Twilight Sparkle

by Somber_Shade_09

In which Shade laments

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Somber Shade stood outside the door to Princess Twilight's quarters in his light armor (that left little to the imagination), sword at his hip, spear in his hands, and a crippling case of blue-balls. Not to say his bslls were actually blue, or painfully swollen, that wasn't a thing as far as he knew. No, what Shade was suffering from was a bad case of "my boss is fuckin' sexy" syndrome and it had been days since he'd last had enough time to jerk-off. Even then it felt wierd, like someone was watching him, and he swore he could hear someone moaning.

The truth was that, indeed, His boss was sexy. Twilight Sparkle... Someone Shade had grown closer too since his assignment, not intentionally, but The Princess had a habit of asking for his help in all manner of tasks. Sometimes it was helping orginize books, other times she needed someone to help with fixing this or that around town. It honestly wouldn't have been so bad if not for Twilight dressing in skimpy clothes , constantly touching his arms during conversation, and bending over to pick things up RIGHT in front of him! It was driving him mad, if he didn't know any better he'd say she was trying to seduce him... But there was no way that was true, not in a thousand years.

How in the wide world of Equestria could a mare as sweet, kind, smart, funny, adorkable, and sexy as Twilight Sparkle ever want a half-breed like Somber Shade? Mares like that weren't into Stallions like him, a high school dropout who enlisted simply because it was the only option that didn't result in homelessness. He wasn't charming, or all that funny himself, really all he had going for him was his agile frame and surprisingly large cock. One of the few gifts his deadbeat father gave him was his "big dick gene" (according to what his mother said about him, awkward as that conversation was) ensuring that if he ever found a mare willing to give him a chance Shade could really leave an impression. He'd never measured it's exact size, figured it was big enough to require enchanted underwear all his life, but a big dick alone wasn't going to win Twilight over.

Shade figured Twilight hadn't noticed her effect on stallions, and a few mares here and there, and was just being friendly. He knew that rumor about personal royal guards serving thr dual function of protector and consort was bullshit. Shining Armor was Celestias personal guard for years and he wasn't currently married to HER know was he?


Flashback to one night when Shining Armor was Celestias personal guard
"OH GODDESS YES, FUCK ME SHINING ARMOR!!! FUCK YOUR PRINCESS LIKE THE DIRTY WHORE SHE IS!!!" Celestia moaned happily as said stallion was plowing his fat cock balls deep into her royal cunt.
Celestia was on her back in her royal bed, massive breasts bouncing in time with Shinings brutal thrusts. She knew he was close, so with a wicked smirk she said the onr thing she knew would instantly make him nut.
"Knock me up... And I'll help you get Cadence."


And now back to our regularly scheduled program
Shade was about to fall asleep from sheer boredom when he heard a strange noise, like someone casting a spell, coming from the door. Turning to look he noticed that the door was open slightly, and he could hear Twilight making some kind of noise. Taking a peek Shades eye went wide as he saw The Princess of Friendhip was butt naked and eagerly masturbating. Try as he might, and he really tried, he couldn't look away. He had a pretty good angle, the foot of her bed faced the door and her room wasn't too extravagantly huge, so he could see her legs stretched wide and her soaking pussy being stroked by her delicate fingers. He could also see her breasts, mouthwateringly huge and capped with cute little eraser sized nipples, one of which was currently being groped and squeezed with her other hand.

The sight alone was enough to get Shade to full size erection status, but the sounds were another story. Her voice, the way she moaned and squealed without restraint, the sweet way she shuddered every so often, it was all surreal. Even more surreal was what he heard Twilight moan next.
"Fuck me Shade, fuck your naughty princess , breed my pussy with your hot cum!!! I need it, i need you, please Shade, cum inside me, paint my womb white and make me yours!!!" were the words he heard come from Twilight's soft, kissable lips.

Compelled by some unknown force, Shade quietly entered the bedroom and closed the door behind him, sporting an actual tent in his armor's front covering from the enchantment in his underwear breaking, and standing by the bed as Twilight brought herself to blissful orgasm. Truly she was beautiful, her mane a tad messy and clinging to her neck and shoulders, her massive tits heaving with every breath, her legs twitching, and her eyes hazy and half closed as the alicorn baskef in the afterglow. It only took Shade a moment to find his voice to ask the first question that had popped into his mind.

"Why didn't you just ask?" He asked plainly.

Shade didn't expect the response she had to his question. Instead of freaking out and blasting his head off, or giving him a sultry invitation (admittedly the former was more likely). Instead she merely sat up to look at him, gave him a funny look, and then passed out.

"Oops." Shade said, realizing this didn't exactly look good.

Since there was no way of knowing when she'd be up he decided to pull up the desk chair and wait, knowing that Twilight would want to discuss this when she woke up. Or she'd wanna bang, that was an option. An unlikely one but hey, apparantly she wants to, at this point anything is possiblr. He just hoped it wouldn't take TOO long for her to wake up.

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