Unwanted Erection Attention

by lewdman03

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Comedy, Shining Armor, Sex, Profanity, Big Macintosh, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1082

A short collection of short stories about guys who get a little excited at inappropriate times and how there attempts to hide that fact leads to more exposure.

A short collection of short stories about guys who get a little excited at inappropriate times. Basically men with small dicks finding themselves unfairly exposed to a begging public.

Includes themes of: incest, small penis humiliation

Published 2020-12-12 01:30:00 UTC
Last updated 2020-12-12 01:30:00 UTC

Shining armour's small sword award.

Shining armour was looking at his naked furry body in the mirror. He had just stepped out of the shower on a very special day. Today, as captain of the national guard of Equestria, he would be receiving a reward from Celestia herself. Not only would it be Infront of a crowd of mares and stallions from canterlot's upperclass who he wished to make a good first impression on but he could invite his family and so his mother, father, wife and sister would all be there right in the front of the line. Of course, receiving such a fancy reward would lead to a photographer from the Equestrian Daily would be there to take the money shot of him on stage as the princess handed him his prize. It had really gone to his head.

"Mm...yes very sexy…" he muttered to himself as he looked over his body. His chest was big and his abs defined, his fire treated with the finest shower wash and his prized crown jewels. Shining by no means was a huge stallion but his privates were not small, perfectly average and his wife Cadence loved how it felt so he was very pleased with it. It's one and only issue was how easily he got excited. Said wife had promised that once it was all said and down she wanted to make it a day to remember and would treat him to a night of passion. The thought of what that could entail meant his package had stayed in a permanent semi erect state all morning. This was his problem. The suit he had planned to wear was a perfect fit but his erect member would have been very obvious, he could never imagine how the princess and his family would react to him being erect on stage. Of course Cadence would know why he was but to everyone else it would seem he fancied the Princess. If that was not bad enough a photograph of his covered members' outline in the local paper? Not a chance. And that's why he had a plan, a plan which would lead to an even greater humilation. He ran some cold water and into a basin and looked at it with a gulp. It would be cold but worth it if it avoided an unwanted erection. He slowly lowered his balls into the cold water, face twitching and wincing a little as his sack shriveled up inside him to try warm up, looking down he saw they were tiny, especially next to his long shaft but that was next in line as he lowered it into the water.

"A-ahh…" he left out a low groan as he felt his shaft shrink. His motivation behind the seemingly odd idea was that if he made his bits and bobs cold and shriveled he wouldn't get a boner at a bad time. He lifted himself out of the water and toddler off, shivering as he did. Looking down at his penis. To his dismay shrinkage had hit him hard as now he had a babydick, a little shaft 2 inches long and thin with little balls barely hanging below. This was also an issue, now he seemed to lack a buldge which was equally embarrassing. Suddenly he remembered a trick he had learnt off spike which until now he had no need for. Spike being a small dragon naturally had smaller parts then most ponies but a simple trick he used was a sock in his pants. It only had to work for 10 minutes. He balled up a sock and put it inside his pants before dressing up nice and heading out.

Shining armour's plan was working well, no one had said anything or given him an odd love and even though lusty thoughts filled his mind as he looked out to cadence at the front of the crowd he was not growing at all! He smirked to himself, feeling a little cocky as he heard Celestia finish her speech and call him to extend his hands to collect his reward. He stood up, waving to the crowd briefly before standing next to Celestia. He extended his hands as she gentley placed it in his hands, holding onto it with him as the crowd clapped. He looked and saw a very attractive woman with a camera infront of him, pushing her way up as she set it up by the stage, looking up at him. He was very proud as he head one flash...then another. Suddenly his balls felt even colder as the crowd gasped as the woman kept taking pictures. Shining froze as he felt the sock hit his foot before looking down and seeing his cock out on display for everyone...however it was worse then that. It was still cold and so was in its babydick state, shining screamed as he tried to cover up, using Hsi small award which covered it normally.

"I-its cold!" He shouted, realising too late that it was intact a very warm day. The first thought that hit him was the short term humilation, how could he of all people be caught bottomless like this and Infront of a camera… then he realised the only person in Equestria who had seen his penis in its normal state was his wife. He looked over to her as she was giggling but looking confused and it hit him. Everyone else would believe he just had a tiny penis, his family, friends, the ladies and gentlmares who would be watching and every newspaper reader who saw his tweenid peenie on the front page. And the sock! At least without the sock he could count on people who had seen his buldge before to stand up for him but with the sock it implied he always stuffed..he was ruined. His face flushed as he just stood them, giving the camera a nice shot of him perfectly covering his junk with his award.

He hadn't really thought about it until now but the sword, miniature to fit on a small stand with two bombs below it, equally as small. Making it worse was the name, the "sword award". it added an extra comical effect to the situation when the papers printed there headlines.

"Guard captain shows off his smaller sword award!"
"Shining's shiny gold award matches him perfectly!"
"A sword will give you a small prick but not as small as that!"