Now that I’ve dropped off Rosalina in Hawaii, I am living alone for the first time since we got married. Of course, this is nothing new to me anyway, considering this will be my 3rd divorce. Nevertheless, when Pinkie Pie finds out, she hires me. In an effort to prove she can make me happy, she insists I stick around for one of her signature parties. Not finding any reason to say no, I hesitantly join her for both her party and the actual hire request, to her former home and back.

Despite people as chipper as her making me nervous, I don’t have any reason to not accept, lest I play the antisocial card. Even so, I kind of figure that there will be no way out of it, so may as well have some fun!

Rated T for abrasiveness.