Bueno

by Isseus

Rating: mature
Tags: Queen Chrysalis, Crossover, Human, Tirek, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Fetish, Comedy, Grogar, Other, Cozy Glow, Sex
Length: 5627

Cozy Glow ate Tirek's sandwich. A spanking is in order. Things escalate. A lot. A dark comedy about the League of Evil and what sexy things they get up to.

Cozy Glow ate Tirek's sandwich. A spanking is in order. Things escalate a lot.

Kinks are myriad, list would take too long. If yours was forgotten, my apologies.

(Not really a clopfic, but more of a dark, twisted comedy about a group of very weird individuals.)

Published 2019-06-28 20:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-06-28 20:30:02 UTC

Excellente

LAIR OF THE LEAGUE OF EVIL!

"Where is that brat?!" the Lair of Evil shook as Tirek thundered down the stairs, his head swinging angrily from side to side, his fiery burning glare sweeping over the room.

The only other apparent occupant of the room, Grogar looked up wearily from his crystal ball. "Why do you fools insist on interrupting my research at every turn?"

Tirek stomped a hoof down, sending cracks running through the ground. "I have had it with that filly. She used up all the hot water. Again! And it was her turn to do the dishes and they're still dirty. Again!" He loomed over Grogar as he continued.
"She ate my sandwich! My unique one-of-a-kind masterpiece!" He lifted his clenched fists up into the air as green hellfire burst out from volcanoes behind him. "It was a perfect Fillydelphia cheese-and-tofusteak sandwich! With garlic mayo!" He shouted into the air. "GARLIC! MAYO!"

Grogar wiped the few flecks of spit from his face that had landed during Tirek's tirade. "Well I haven't seen her here, so go rampage somewhere else and leave me alone!"

Tirek pointed at the orb on the table. "Can't you, I don't know, use your magic 8-ball to tell me where she is?"

Grogar carefully stroked the ball. "It's not a toy to be used for such trivialities!"

"I've seen you watch ponies take showers several times when you've thought you're alone!"

"Have you been spying on me?!" Grogar's hooves crashed down on the table holding the crystal ball, somehow withstanding the majestic ram's outrage once more.

"I really don't need to when you always turn up the volume so loud." Tirek shrugged. "I'm not judging."
Grogar looked down at the crystal ball like it had betrayed him somehow. "Hearing's not as good as it used to be," he muttered. "Fine. If it'll make you go away." He started rubbing the crystal ball with his forehooves. After a few seconds, an image of a curly-haired pegasus filly, cowering behind a sofa, clearly trying to hid sandwich wrappers underneath it, came to view.

Tirek raised and eyebrow, walked to the nearby sofa and plunged a hand behind it, soon returning it with a happily smiling Cozy Glow held by the ear.

"Why hello there my favourite teammate chum, Tirek!" she chimed happily. "Seems you found me! Now it's your turn to go hide and I'll come and seek you out, heheh..." Her words faltered as she looked into the twin blazing infernoes of Tirek's hate-filled eyes. She gulped.

Tirek shook his hand to silence the filly. "I have had it with you and your innocent cutesy-wutesy filly routine, so drop it."

Cozy Glow doubled down on the sugary sweetness in her voice. "Owie, Mister Tirek, sir! That really huwts!" She managed to wiggle her ear away from the centaur's grasp. It had swollen to double its usual size and was now a dark red colour and throbbing. She fluttered her tiny wings to fly onto Tirek's shoulder. "And I wouldn't know anything about a sammich, but I'm sure if we asked Chrysalis she'd know where it was. I mean, she was probably weaally hungwy if she ate it without your permission!" Cozy Glow beamed at him while rubbing her ear.

"How dumb do you think I am?" Tirek shouted, sending Cozy Glow to crash into a nearby wall with his shout alone. "You even have some of the GARLIC MAYO on your face!"

Slowly sliding down the wall, Cozy Glow quickly wiped off her face. "Okay, okay! Mistakes have been made and I'm sure we can talk things through if we just—EEEP!" Her words were cut off as Tirek lifted her up from her tail and gave her a resounding SMACK over her bottom. "Owie!" the filly shouted.

Grogar coughed loudly, freezing the duo in their tracks. "If you insist on roughhousing, do it somewhere else!"

Muttering something incoherent and probably M-rated, Tirek boldly tossed Cozy Glow over his shoulder, dangling her from her tail, and walked out the door. He walked downstairs into what was usually Queen Chrysalis' brooding chamber, but the changeling in question was not present. "This will do," Tirek said.

"Gee willikers, Tirek. What are you doing? Aren't we supposed to be a team?"

Tirek sat down on his hind legs, and plopped the filly over his bent forehooves, easily pinning her down with one of his massive hands. Another huge smack landed onto Cozy Glow's already slightly reddened rump. "Owie! That huwts!"

"There are things that you just do. Not. Do!" Tirek accentuated the last words with more smacks. "You just don't eat a centaur's sandwich and think you can get away with it." A few more loud smacks made Cozy Glow squirm even harder and buck her little hooves every which way. "You are a huge brat and deserve this, so stop struggling."

"Ow ow ow! But aren't we supposed to be the bad guys? Doing bad things is what we're supposed to do!" Cozy Glow pleaded desperately.

Tirek lifted Cozy Glow from his knee and brought him up to look her straight in the eyes. She quickly used the opportunity to rub her already throbbing backside with both forehooves. "There's being bad, and then there's being a lazy, pampered, annoying, back-stabbing, little brat, and that's what I'm going to spank out of you!"

"Please, no, Mister Tirek, sir! I pwomise to behave and I'll never eat another one of your yummy sammiches ever again!"

There was no answer, but Cozy Glow once again found herself face down on Tirek's knee. He pinned her tail between her furiously buzzing wings and started delivering a hard, deliberate smack after another onto Cozy's delicate young bottom.

"Oh, come ON!" Cozy Glow shouted, her face contorting in rage. "Take a hint, will you, creep? Lemme go right now! Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck!"

Tirek chuckled and stopped his relentless spanking for a moment. "Seems you've finally decided to drop your act."

"It's NOT an act!" Cozy screeched. "I'm a cute and lovable little filly and you're a... you're a pedo creep!"

"A pedo creep you say?" Tirek asked. "Wouldn't that mean I was doing something nastier to you than just giving you a well-deserved spanking?" He pushed a finger between Cozy Glow's hind legs and rubbed her tight and surprisingly moist preteen slit a few times. "Like this?"

"Hnnnngh!" Cozy Glow shouted. "Stop touching my no-no place, pedo!"

Tirek laughed and continued the spanking relentlessly, turning Cozy Glow's bottom from a light pink to an angry shade of red. His hand could easily cover both of the little filly's buttcheeks at once.

Cozy Glow was quickly losing the rest of her composure, shouting, screaming, kicking and bucking all she could, but there was absolutely no way for her to escape. "Fuck! Shit! Motherfucker!" she screamed, going through the rest of her sizably collection of swearwords several times amidst the clear sobs and whines.

A smooth voice interrupted Tirek's work. "Am I interrupting something?" Queen Chrysalis sauntered in, floating her pet log alongside her. "I step out for five minutes and already you've invaded my privacy. Explain yourselves!"

"What does it look like I'm doing? I can't stand the way this brat acts and decided to give her some long-needed discipline."

Chrysalis walked over and took a long look underneath Cozy Glow's prominently displayed juvenile rump. "O-hoo," she said while nodding.

"Please!" Cozy Glow had regained a tiny shred of her composure. With tears running down her face, she rolled down her trembling lower lip. "Chrysalis! Please help me! This bad person is hurting me and doing no-no things to me!"

Chrysalis carefully set her log down on a table, then lay down on the floor. From somewhere a bowl of popcorn and a pineapple stuffed with a straw and a little umbrella appeared. "This I don't want to miss."

"Nooooooo!" Cozy Glow wailed.

The spanks continued, with Cozy Glow sobbing desperately with tears and snot puddling on the floor under her. "F-f-fine! I'm s-s-sorry!"

Tirek stopped for a moment, then both he and Chrysalis burst out laughing. "That's something I never expected to come out of your mouth!" he said.

Next to him Chrysalis turned into a copy of Cozy Glow in a bright green flash. "Oh, pwease miffer Tiwek! I'm so sowwy-wowwy! Pwease let me go!" Even Tirek had to wipe away tears from his eyes after that.

"So can we stop n-now? You've had your fun you two fucks." Cozy Glow grumbled, wiping away the snot from her nose.

Tirek shrugged. "My hand is getting a bit tired."

"Pffft," Chrysalis spat. "I haven't had my turn yet."

"WHAT?!" Cozy Glow shouted. "Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!"

"What what?" Chrysalis asked, turning back to her normal self. "You thought you haven't been getting on my nerves from day one? If Tirek hadn't decided to tan your hide, I probably would have." She presented her insectile hooves riddled with holes. "These would hurt quite a lot more than that brutes bare hands!"

"Hey!" Tirek said. "I can't help it if being stuck in a cage has made my skin soft. My hands used to be hard and coarse from all the heavy lifting I did, but because those puny ponies..." He stopped to spit. "...locked me up, I haven't had a decent workout."

"Well..." Chrysalis said while scratching her chin ponderously. "We could always give her a paddling!"

"What?!" Cozy Glow completely froze. "NOOOOO!"

"I think she likes the idea," Tirek said.

"Nooo! Lemme go you damn freaks!" Cozy kept shouting to the amusement of her tormentors.

Chrysalis gave a half-hearted smack onto Cozy Glow's cozily glowing rump. "Unfortunately, I'm not very much suited for..." Chrysalis shivered "...manual labour, so I think I'll leave it to you."

"Feh, fine," Tirek said. "But where are we going to find a paddle?"

Chrysalis gave a wicked, fanged smile. "Would one made of very hard chitin do?" In another green flash, she was gone, but instead a black, perfectly smooth foot-long paddle appeared in Tirek's hand. It even had a grip reminiscent of a changeling's midsection, and a small, crooked green ornament at the end of the handle, pulsing with magic.

"Oh, this will do nicely!" Tirek said, and proceeded to give a test smack onto Cozy Glow's bottom.

"EEE-EEK!" she shouted.

"Nicely indeed!" Tirek said, and continued the paddling. Each strike was hard enough to send the filly flying off his knee if it weren't for his massive hand clamping him down. She bucked and kicked futilely, now crying all out and making desperate promise after another.

"I'll never touch your food again!"

SMACK!

"I'll never be a bother to you!"

SMACK!

"I'll do all your chores for you!"

SMACK!

"I'll give a massage every day!"

SMACK!

"I'll..."

SMACK!

"I'LL.."

SMACK!

"I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOU OFF IF YOU JUST STOP!"

For some reason, the next smack didn't land. "Go on," Tirek said.

"I'll... *sniff* I'll take your thingy in my mouth and suck you off until you feel super amazing." Cozy Glow said.

Tirek tilted his head. "How do you even know about such a thing?"

Over Tirek's knee, Cozy Glow leaned into her forehooves, smushing her face in a pout. "I'm already, like, ten. I've read magazines and stuff."

Underneath Tirek his member was already making decisions for him, growing out of its sheath and slapping merrily against her stomach. "It has been quite a long time since I've had sex, what with being in prison and all..."
In a flash of green magic, Chrysalis appeared again, rubbing her head. "Remind me not to do that again. Gives me a huge headache." She shook her head, then turned to look at Tirek's throbbing member. "Looks like you're all in for some foaling around."

Cozy Glow felt the grip on her back loosen up a bit, so she quickly wriggled out of her predicament and gave a little flutter of her wings. Most of the feathers were bent awkwardly, and it would take a long preening before she could fly well. She gave a short rub on her rump, wincing slightly in pain. In front of her was bobbing the head of Tirek's dick. "Wow... it's pretty big," she said, giving it a little prod with a hoof.

"They didn't call me the 60-centtaur for nothing."

Cozy Glow moved in closer and pushed her tongue out, squinting her eyes shut. She gave a hesitant lick to the head of the colossal centaur cock. It tasted bitter and sweaty, not clearly having been washed recently. "Eww," she said and pushed her tongue out. "Don't you ever, like, wash?"

"I would have..." Tirek said, "...but because you took an hour long shower we didn't have any warm water left, remember?"

"Oh, yeah, right." Cozy glow fidgeted with the head of Tirek's dick again. "My bad."

Tirek climbed up onto all fours and made an insistent thrust with his hips, his member slapping Cozy Glow in the face, almost toppling her over. "Now get to work or I'll get back to work on your behind."

"Eeep!" Cozy Glow quickly dove towards the tip of his cock and with huge effort managed to pry her jaw open enough for it to slip in. "Mmmmh!" was all she could say. She could barely move a few inches forward before his tip hit the back of her throat. Luckily for her, ponies, like horses, didn't have a gag reflex. She sucked as hard as she could, her tiny cheeks pulling inward and her eyes squinted shut from the effort. Then she slowly backed away, feeling some of his salty precum drip onto her tongue, mixing with the taste of old sweat. She forced herself to swallow it, then went in again, trying to suck as hard as she could while moving his member back and forth.

"Mmm..." Tirek was clearly enjoying Cozy Glow's ministrations immensely. As he watched, Chrysalis lay down on the floor, watching them with a small smirk. "Enjoying yourself, Queen?" he asked.

"Eh..." she answered. "I'm more into the oviposition and egg laying than mammals, but it's interesting to watch."
There was a loud slurp from underneath him as his member plopped out from Cozy Glow's mouth, before she quickly put it back in.

"Hnnngh," Tirek moaned. "That's what Daddy likes. Ooooh yesss." He gave another push of his hips, even the tiny motion pushing his dick further inside and down the filly's gullet. Her hooves barely touched the ground as Tirek's massive cock twitched, almost lifting her into the air.

Chrysalis was afforded a beautiful view of a filly bobbing in the air, her tiny wings desperately buzzing to stay balanced, her dark red rump surrounding a tiny pink slit that was leaking clear fluids. She inched closer and gave the slip a long lick, which made the filly tremble and moan into the dick keeping her on the tips of her hooves.

Tirek shivered from head to hooves from pleasure, but if anything, he was a gentletaur. "Are you sure you don't want to join in, Chrysalis? I mean, you could probably change into something more fitting if you wanted to."

Chrysalis licked her lips, the crisp taste of young filly and almost-but-not-quite love on her tongue. "I could." She seemed to ponder the situation for a moment, before she vanished in a puff of magic, and in her stead stood a muscled, pitch-black minotaur. As Chrysataur straightened, he stood eye to eye with Tirek.

Tirek looked at the massive creature in front of him, but then shook his head.

"Too much?" Chrysalis asked in a feminine voice in stark contrast with her new body.

"Too cliché. Can't you think of something a bit more... exotic?"
Chrysalis looked over her new muscular form, then shrugged and returned to her original form. "You might be right. Let me think for a bit."

Under Tirek, Cozy Glow had finally managed to pull herself away from his massive member and was left panting for air after almost fainting from lack of oxygen. Now that she once again had Tirek's undivided attention, the centaur lifted her up and put her on her back on a a nearby table. Without any more warning, he once again pried Cozy's mouth open and pushed his needy member inside and straight down her throat. She squirmed and struggled to no avail, but Tirek soon backed out almost all the way, only leaving his tip inside the filly's mouth, only to once again shove back in. Cozy Glow's futile whinnies and muffled screams only served to stimulate his cock even more.

Another flash of magic drew Tirek's attention elsewhere, giving Cozy Glow a short reprieve. In front of him stood a yellowish-pink humanoid on two legs. The creature was otherwise hairless, but it had a tuft of blue hair on top of its head. The rest of it was covered in a short-sleeved shirt, pants, and simple shoes. Tirek couldn't help noticing the surprisinly large bulge in its pants. "A... huuman?" Tirek asked. "Haven't seen those in in ages."

"I don't know, this creature seems to lack that... something," Chrysals said, still in her own voice.

"You may be right." Tirek pondered for a moment, absentmindedly throat-fucking the filly on the table in front of him. "I think you're on the right track, but maybe we just need something more appropriate to foal-fucking."
Chrysalis snapped his fingers. "You're right! I've got just the thing..." Another puff of smoke, and even Tirek had to stop for a moment in wonder.

In front of him stood, no, slouched, a creature that could only remotely be called a human. He was terribly obese and only robed in a dirty trenchcoat hanging open from his shoulders, a tiny tight thong that still easily covered whatever was underneath it, and stockings that reached his mid-thighs. On his feet were two knee-high boots ending in stiletto heels. His skin glistened with sweat and grease, with hair all over, but most prominently in a wide straight porn-stache under his nose. Messy black hair behind a receding hairline and a bad shave surrounded his bulging eyes. Drool was running down from the side of his perpetually open mouth. He looked himself over, before saying in a wet, throaty voice, "Bueno."

For a moment, Tirek's mouth looked like he was trying to suck the magic out of the world's largest invisible banana, before a mad grin spread on his face. "This I like."

Chrysalis smiled a perverted smile and chuckled. "Heh heh. Excellente."

Tirek pulled his massive centaur cock out of Cozy Glow and lifted the crying and coughing filly up to present her new assailant. Her eyes bulged out in horror. She pointed a hoof at the monstrosity.

"Omigosh! Who... what is that? I mean, I know it's Chrysalis, but..." she stammared out in a voice between outright panic and foal-like curiosity as morbid as Chrysalis was no obese.

Chrysalis leaned forward as much as his new girth would allow to stroke Cozy Glow's sweaty and matted hair, then let his finger gently trace a long line of violation down to the filly's nethers. Cozy Glow's eyes bulged out as he pushed his index finger crudely into her slit. As Cozy Glow was shivering, she saw Chrysalis pull his hand away, and give it a long, meticulous lick. "Bueno," she said, as she removed the tiny thong from her loins, revealing a tiny little dong from underneath. It was like a thick cigar after it had been smoked and stumped into lard. Even it its erect state it was barely two inches long, it's girth twice that.

"T-t-tirek!" Cozy Glow screeched as she grabbed onto Tirek's foreleg with all four of her hooves. "Don't let that thing close to me! I only promised to do you!"

Tirek pried the filly from his leg and lifted her up from her neck, bringing her to his eye level. "You owe her almost as much as you do me, you little brat. Unless of course you want me to get a switch? Or maybe a belt?

"Noooo! No more spankings please!" Cozy Glow shook all of her hooves around frantically. "My poor butt can't take any more!" Something greedily licked her aforementioned hindquarters, sending a shudder of disgust through her. "Ewww! Not there!" she shouted.

Tirek gave her a loud smack on her red bottom. "Up to you."

Cozy Glow pushed her tongue out in disgust, but nodded. "Fiiiine. But just this once."

Tirek flipped the filly upside-down in his hands and put her back on the table, now presenting the prepubescent pussy to Chrysalis. The human rubbed his hands together and licked his lips as a long rivulet of drool ran down his cheek and fell to the floor. He stepped forward and grabbed Cozy Glow's hindlegs and rudely spread them apart.

Cozy Glow might have had a change of heart at that moment, but all of her potential protests were drowned in the gurgle she made as Tirek shoved his neglected cock into her mouth, pushing even further than he had before, showing up as a massive bulge in Cozy Glow's belly. Tirek took hold of her forehooves, basically making the table underneath irrelevant as the filly was suspended in the air between Tirek and Chrysalis.

Chrysalis on her part pushed his hips forward and brought his member against Cozy Glow's cunny. Without hesitation, he pushed in, spreading the filly wider than she'd ever been. Or probably hadn't, because to Chrysalis' surprise, no blood came out. This filly was not a virgin! "Heh heh, Bueno," he said. As he pushed his whole two-inch member inside, his massive lower belly rolled over Cozy Glow like an avalanche of fat barely contained in hairy skin. It forced her legs even further apart, making her assume a splitting pose more akin to what a gymnast would reach after years of practise.

The two men started pumping together, with Tirek mostly being the one dictating the pace as Cozy Glow was nothing more than a fuck-sock held by the girthy human. He also had to pull out once in a while to let the filly breathe, but he made sure to wait at least long enough for her eyes to roll back right before falling unconscious. The few moments she had for desperately trying to catch her breath were far too short for her to attempt any sort of verbal communication. Tirek fucked her with his full member, pulling back out so only his tip was inside Cozy Glow's mouth, then slamming down as far as her digestion would allow him. He could almost feel his and Chrysalis' members touching inside the filly, even though it was anatomically impossible. They had reached a nice rhytm, with both of them slowly quickening the pace, until—

"Everycreature!" came a thundering deep voice from the door. In the doorway stood the majestic ram that was Grogar, his approach having been completely ignored by the in the room, even despite the bells around his neck. He gave a thorough look at the proceedings in what was essentially his cellar. "Or should I say gentlecolts? Would you care to explain yourselves?"

Both Tirek and Chrysalis pulled out at high speed accompanied by two loud smacking sounds, backing away so fast that Cozy Glow was left hanging in the air for a moment before gravity noticed it was missing one filly and she fell down on the floor. She was left gasping for air, her eyes just a dizzy swirl.

"Lord Grogar," Tirek started. "This is, uhh, not what it seems like?"

Grogar slowly walked into the room and fixed a burning stare right at Tirek. "So you are not in fact fucking this brat's brains out?"

"Err..." Tirek looked to Chrysalis, but got no support there. "...would you believe this is a team building exercise?"
Grogar shook his head.

"Well she was asking for it!" Tirek grumbled.

"Oh, I know," Tirek said as he walked next to the prone filly. "I watched all of it through my crystal ball."
Cozy Glow crawled next to Grogar and grabbed his forehoof like a filly drowning. "Lord Grogar! The things they did! Golly it was just awful!"

Grogar gently petted Cozy Glow's mane. "Awful?" he said. "You are right about that, little filly." He fixed another look at Tirek. "Just. Awful."

"Lord Tirek, we—" Tirek started, but stopped when Grogar motioned for him to be silent.

"It is simply awful..." Grogar said as he leaned down next to Cozy Glow's ear. "...that you didn't ask me to join you!" As Cozy Glow's bloodshot eyes popped open, he continued. "I've been waiting to tap dat booty for weeks now.

"N-noo!" Cozy Glow wailed. "Not a third one at the same time!"

"Third?" Grogar lifted an eyebrow. "Don't you mean four?" He said as he levitated a tiny black piece of horn.

Tirek squinted at the object. "Is that... Sombra?"

Grogar nodded. "I know there isn't much of him left... One might say just the tip, but I think he'd love to join in!"
Tirek wasn't quite sure what was going on any more, but at least he wasn't going to be blown to bits by ancient goat mojo, so he could at least let out a small breath of relief. As he turned to Chrysalis, all he got was a shrug and casual "Bueno."
Cozy Glow stared at the black tip hovering in front of her face cross-eyed. "Whaddya mean? Sombra? Wasn't he, like, poofed into the ether or something?"

"A bit of his essence still lingers. It's not much, but I'm sure there's still some of him here. I've been wanting to experiment a bit, so this is as good a time as any." He levitated the bit up to Chrysalis and rolled it over his hairy chest, making it glisten with sweat and skin-oil. "You see, some like a blowjob, and some like a wet snatch." He turned Cozy Glow around in the air so her red rump was aiming straight at him and moved her tail to the side. "Me? I'm an ass ram." He shoved the tip of Sombra's horn against Cozy Glow's tailhole, and thanks to the lubrication, it slipped right in.

"Whaaaa?" Cozy Glow shrieked. "Did you just put Sombra into my butt?" She shuddered, but for some reason she couldn't stop shaking. "What's going on?!"

Grogar ignored the filly, and pointed at Chrysalis. "Lie on your back."

Chrysalis looked a bit confused, but with some trouble, sat down on the floor and rolled onto his back. For his trouble, he was rewarded with a vibrating filly placed hindlegs spread onto his stub of a dick, immediately returning it back to full attention. Cozy lay against his belly like she was on a huge pillow, her hooves splayed out in all directions and the thick dick inside her holding her in place like a pivot.

Grogar walked behind Cozy Glow and mounted the duo, or rather standing on his hind legs, taking some support from Chrysalis' belly. Chrysalis' didn't even seem to notice, his belly supporting the goat just as easily as the tiny filly. Grogar's goat-cock had already swollen to its full length, and he aimed it at Cozy Glow's rear entrance.

"C-couldn't we talk about this first? I mean... shouldn't there be things like consent? And I mean my no-no flower is one thing but I poop from that other hole!" Cozy Glow talked rapidly. "Mister Grogar, sir? I... I don't feel so good... I..."

Grogar spat onto Cozy Glow's rectum and pushed his dick onto the entrance. He took a deep breath and prepared to thrust.

"No! No! Aaaaaaaaa..." Cozy Glow shouted, her voice growing louder and for some reason, slightly deeper. As Grogar finally pushed inside into the far too small hole to accomodate him, Cozy Glow's eyes shot open, with black and blue flames flowing out from them. An ethereal black horn grew onto her forehead from out of nowhere. "...aaaah!" Sombra said, the shout turning into a moan of pleasure. "The King's back, bitches!" he said. As Grogar kept thrusting repeatedly into what was now Sombra's rear, Sombra let out another, even longer moan. "Woah! Are you actually fucking me from behind? Mmmmmh. Right there! Yes! Please your King! A...aaaah! Haven't been fucked like that since I was in the filly scouts!"

Tirek had had enough of the randomness, and decided to taking the filly-sized Sombra by the reichs. He stepped over Chrysalis spreading his legs wide to fit around the massive human, and pushing his semi-hardened dick into Sombra's mouth. There was almost no resistance. As he kept thrusting, his member swelled to its full girth. This time there was no doubt about it, as he could clearly feel Grogar's dick thud against his inside the filly.

Underneath him, Chrysalis was looking up at Tirek's rump going back and forth right in front of his face and his tail kept smacking him in the face. Tirek's balls kept slapping against Chrysalis' chest next to where filly Sombra's lower jaw was now, probably glued to his hairy body thanks to the rancid chemicals covering his body. Chrysalis reached up and gave a merry slap on Tirek's bottom. "Heh heh. Excellente."

Tirek kept thrusting in tune with Grogar, their faces near each other as Grogar was standing on his hind legs. With no hesitation, they locked their lips and shared a passionate kiss, as one evil villain bent on world domination to another, no more reservations about master and subject, but two horny creatures fucking an ancient evil King in the body of a ten year old sociopath stuck to the belly of a shapeshifter taking the form of a sexual deviant human superhero. It didn't take long for them to cum. Tirek was first, his eyes turning back in extacy as he shot his load deep into Sombra's gullet one great gush at a time. He had barely started to return to reality as Chrysalis underneath emptied his droopy sacks that hadn't lifted even despite the vigorous sex act into the filly's cunny, most of it squirting out from the lack of space. Her job done, she returned to her own insectoid form. As the two pulled out, the filly Sombra fell down to the floor, still stuck to Grogar's cock like a lewd sock puppet.

"Ooooh yeah! Yeah!" Sombra shouted. "Keep it coming! Keep it... ungggh..." A strong shudder went through the filly's body. "Seems like I'm going away again! Unnngh. Call meeeeee!" Sombra shouted, his voice fading into nothingness.

Grogar came into the filly's butthole, squirting load after load everywhere, and when there was no more room there either, he pulled out and shot his last few ropes of cum onto the filly's back. Grogar didn't make a sound as he came, only letting out a content sigh when he finished. As he watched, some of his seed spurted out from the filly's violated rectum, a little black piece of horn exiting with the flow of spunk.

There was a satisfied silence in the room. Tirek was still on all fours, but leaning on the wall while panting slightly. Chrysalis, once again in her own shape, was lying back, enjoying the afterglow of a mammalian orgasm. Grogar was sitting down, quite out of breath. And Cozy Glow, well...

"I can't believe you did that to me!" She shouted right in Grogar's face. "How dare you turn me into Sombra and... and do that to my butt!" Her face was at least as red as her spanked rump.
Grogar didn't say anything to Cozy Glow's tirade, just rising up to his hooves. He staggered a bit, and it was Tirek who steadied him. He got an angry slap of a hoof as a thank you. "I'm fine. Do you think a little coitus like this would bring a sex machine like me down?

Tirek laughed out loud. "You're well spry for your age, no arguments there. I'm actually pretty impressed."

Grogar leaned a bit closer to Tirek's ear. "It's called Neighra. The bloody things take fifteen minutes to start working. Guess why I was stuck watching you on the crystal ball." He walked to the door. "I expect this team-building exercise to have helped you three work better as a team" he said angrily and walked out.

"Team-bullding? TEAM-BUILDING!" Cozy Glow fumed. "You're all just a bunch of pedo pervs!"

Chrysalis lay a hoof on her shoulder. "Hush, child. Don't tell me you didn't like at least some parts of it."
Cozy Glow stuck out her tongue at Chrysalis. "I've had better." She rubbed her belly. "Feels like I'd eaten too much." She angrily pointed at Tirek. "And it's all your—" A huge gurgling sound rumbled from her stomach. "I... I..." Another rumble followed the first. "I... gotta... I gotta go!" she shouted and flew out the door at full speed. "It's coming ouuuut!"
Tirek and Chrysalis were left alone in the room. Tirek stretched his shoulders while Chrysalis gave a little flutter of her wings.

"So... any form you want?" Tirek asked.

"Ready for round two?" Chrysalis said.

"i've always wanted to try it out with a platypus..."

Author's Note

Yeah, it's Bueno Excellente from that meme a few years back. Click his pic to find out more. I'm probably gonna cosplay him at a future rpg convention.

You like fucked up stuff like this? Tell me in the comments. Better yet, gimme money! (Donation link is on my userpage.) If you do, I'll write more of this stuff. I actually have another fetishfic half-written already.