Just Another Day

by Neon

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance, Sex
Length: 1513

It's just another day in Ponyville.

YAY FOR CLOPFICS!!!!!

Ponyville is a rather....humble town in Equestria. Though what happens when it's just another day, and everypony is bored and needs SOMETHING....ANYTHING to do?

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A comedy clopfic. Aren't I original? Has language and described naughty scenes. You have been warned.

I am soooo going to Pony Hell for this.

Published 2012-08-12 05:24:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-08-12 05:24:03 UTC

What did you say you want to do!?

As Pinkie was sprawled on her bed, reading a Playpony magazine, she was thinking what to do today. She was so incredibly bored that she went through Mr. Cakes personal belongings and was entertaining herself with pony whores. However, this spawned an idea. The idea that all major T.V. show and video games companies warn you not to do. She was going to "Attempt the actions seen in this magazine."

But on another hoof, she was contemplating whether she should sink to the same level of ponies who gargle mayonnaise for a living.

'Fuck it' Pinkie thought to herself. She was bored and was going to stop at nothing to fix it. Even if it meant having sex with everypony in Ponyville.

'Who should I get to do it with me....?' Pinkie asked herself. She WAS reading the lesbian section of the Playpony magazine, so she decided she was going to make love to other mares. All of her best friends being mares, she knew EXACTLY what to do.

Pinkie exited her house and went to Twilight's library to get her on the action.

*Knock Knock*

As Twilight opened the door, Pinkie was giving the biggest kinky-smile anypony could give in the world.

"Oh, hello Pinkie. Anything I can do for you today?"

"Hiya Twilight! I came to see if you would like to join me and the rest of our friends in a little surprise I put together!" Pinkie said with several hoof motions.

"Uh," Twilight said with a little giggle, "Sure, where do you want us to be?"

"Just come to Sugercube Corner at 5:00, okay?" Pinkie said, preparing to shoot off towards another friends' house.

Twilight looked at the clock. 4:30.

"No problem Pinkie!" Twilight said.

"Great!" Pinkie said as she blasted off in another direction.

Twilight closed the and turned around slowly to a scared little dragon.

"You are going to clean up this house before I leave, or I swear to Celestia I will have you neutered with a butterknife, understand?" Twilight threatened. Spike shook his head vigorously, with fear in his eyes.

"Bu-but why don't you do it, Twilight?" Spike muttered.

"Because I'm a lazy cunt," Twilight said as she jumped on a couch, crunching potato chips in her mouth.
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"5 'a clock? Yeah, Ah reckon I can take a break for a while. There ain't that many trees left anyhow, and Big Mac can handle 'em."
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"5? Oh...okay Pinkie. I'll be over as soon as possible. But don't get mad if I'm a little late, okay? Please?"
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"5? Why of course, darling! I just finished the dress I needed to make today anyway so I'll be over as soon as possible!"
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"5? Sure, I guess I can take a break from trying to perfect this new AWESOME move. See ya at 5!"
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Pinkie had done it. She had got all her friends to come over to Sugercube Corner to have the biggest pony pile-on in Equestrian history.

She had to get the place ready! Pinkie turned the open sign to closed, shut all the curtains, lit a bunch of candles, placed all the pillows and blankets she could find on the floor, and put all the dildos and strap-ons on a table, and waited.
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As 5 'o clock came, so did the other ponies. (No, not like that!.......yet)

They all somehow arrived at the same time. Pinkie heard knocking on the door, and opened it up looking as sexy as ponyly possible.

"Hello.....ladies," Pinkie greeted.

"Uh....Pinkie? What the hay is going on?" Rainbow asked.

"Please, please, come in and I'll explain inside," Pinkie gestured.

The ponies entered Sugercube Corner, taking notice of their surroundings. The candlelights, the blankets, the dildos!
The were confused beyond belief at this point.

"Pinkie? What in tarnation is all this?" Applejack spat.

"Well, ladies. I know you all know the feeling of boredom all too well. So, to solve this predicament, we will be having an orgy," Pinkie said with a straight face.

The other ponies stood idly. They were at complete shock that Pinkie was doing this, however, for some reason, none of them left.

"Here, I'll start you guys off!" Pinkie volunteered. She grabbed Rainbow and started tonguing her deeply. Rainbow immediately blushed and felt flushed. She didn't pull away though. When Pinkie was done, Rainbow's face was covered in saliva.

"See? It's easy and fun!" Pinkie. She then jumped on the accumulated of blankets and pillows belly facing up. "Now rub my tummy violently and call me a bad pony!"

The other ponies continued to stare at Pinkie. They were in fact, bored. So, they saw no reason to leave.

"Come on you girls!" Pinkie pleaded.

"Aw, what the hay," They all said in unison.

The five ponies jumped into the pile of blankets together and started getting down and dirty.

Rainbow took Applejack, Twilight took Fluttershy, and Pinkie took Rarity.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack were the most enthusiastic besides Pinkie. They weren't hesitant in any way. Applejack took Rainbow and they were feeling each others warm, moist mouths. Rainbow laid on top of Applejack as they were swapping saliva. Then, Applejack felt the feeling of ecstasy. Rainbow was rubbing Applejack with her hoof, getting her warm internal juices all over the blankets. Applejack felt the need to return the favor as she ran her hoof down Rainbow's rump and started playing with Rainbow's vagoo.

Twilight and Fluttershy were secretly sexual deviants, for they skipped the fore-play and got right down to fucking. Twilight grabbed a strap-on, place it over her crotch, and started getting jiggy with it.

She grabbed Fluttershy, laid down, put Fluttershy on her lap, and started rubbing her to get ready for the penetration of a life time. Once Twilight felt Fluttershy was nice and buttered up, she slowly inserted the plastic play toy inside Fluttershy. Her flaps grew to the outside object, and soon she was filled with a purple pleasure object. Fluttershy groaned as Twilight sped up the process. The dildo was getting wetter and wetter each time it entered Fluttershy, and her pussy juices were getting all over Twilight.

Rarity and Pinkie were oral-ing the hell out of each other. They 69ed and were pleasuring each other simultaneously. Rarity was on the bottom, while Pinkie was on the top. Rarity put her entire tongue into Pinkie, tasting the delicious taste of Pinkie's insides. She licked every part of the outside, then proceeded to the deep, deep insides. As Rarity licked every inch of Pinkie vagina, Pinkie was switching back and forth from licking Rarity's pussy, to her ass. The two different and unique tastes combined made Pinkie feel amazing. Pinkie then spread Rarity's ass cheeks apart and mainly focused on her anus. She left that poop chute clean.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack had grabbed a strap on and started making love to each other. They both found vaginal sex boring and unsatisfying, so they proceeded to anally penetrate each other. Applejack had applied the strap-on and Rainbow Dash laid down on her back spreading her cheeks. Applejack smiled as she used one hoof to keep Rainbow's ass steady, and the other hoof to guide the dildo inside. As Rainbow felt her asshole getting wider as the dildo entered, the shear pain of anal sex ensued. It faded once Applejack starting going in and out. As Rainbow was getting the shit fucked out her (Literally) she rubbed her pussy to keep her busy.

Twilight and Fluttershy had began making love in the missionary position. Fluttershy laid on her back as Twilight slid the dildo inside Fluttershy, then repeatedly going in and out of Fluttershy's tight entrance. Fluttershy was blushing with her tongue out. This was waaay better than going on a picnic with Angel. Twilight then lowered herself as she started kissing Fluttershy passionately.

Pinkie and Rarity then got a two-way dildo and started fucking each other simultaneously. They were in the scissoring position as they took turns sliding the dildo in and out of their vaginas. As Rarity and Pinkie did this, Rainbow and Applejack switched positions. Now Rainbow was penetrating Applejack anally.

The ponies were getting bored of their partners, so, they all started having sex at the same time.

Rainbow Dash was getting penetrated vaginally by Twilight, while Twilight was eating out Applejack, while Applejack was taking it in the ass by Rarity, while Rarity was making out with Pinkie, while Pinkie was getting pussy pounded by Fluttershy.

It was one big pony orgy.

After a while of the big pony orgy, they started a huge make out session while rubbing their own wet pussies.

They all released their pussy juices eventually, releasing moans of ecstasy.

The six ponies lay on the soaked blankets, breathing heavily from what they had just done.

They all regained their stamina, stood up, and looked at each other.

"Let us never speak of this again," Rarity said.

"Agreed," The other five ponies said.

The (Wet and Sexy) End