Rhymes with Gallus

“Ahhh, another day, another bit,” the pinkish purple unicorn said as she came into her office, a cup of coffee levitating in her candy-blue magic.

Starlight Glimmer popped a joint in her right hindleg in quite the un-ladylike fashion. Nopony was in to see her yet, she could unwind a little. She sipped the coffee while memories of the night before flashed back.

“Trixie, are you sure this isn’t gonna be too uncomfortable?” she’d said while strapped in a harness.

“Hush, Starlight, and stop worrying.” The blue unicorn stuffed a red rubber ball in Star’s mouth, then strapped it to the back of her head. She finished tightening the leather straps to the harness that held her marefriend prone, with her purple, aquamarine-striped tail tied in a knot so her privates were exposed to the kinky magician pony.

Starlight grunted as her cheeks flushed with blush, unable to voice her further concerns around the ballgag. Her pupils shrunk when she looked back.

Trixie levitated a large rubber cock, one many times too big for the average mare. “Starlight, relax!” she said as she rubbed lube on to the toy, “I’ve tried it out on Sunburst, he seemed to like it just fine. And don’t worry, I did remember to clean it first.”

Starlight futilely tried to use her horn, the magic-resistant ring making her horn vibrate and causing her to moan around the ball.

“And don’t get started without me, Star!” Trixie smacked her marefriend’s ass with a playful grin, “Don’t worry! This won’t hurt at all.”

Starlight shivered in ecstasy at the memory, while she rubbed her sore cheeks and sipped more coffee.

Suddenly, there was a knock at her door.

“Counselor Starlight, are you in?” It was Sandbar.

“J-just a minute!” Starlight stammered as she instinctively stuffed her tail between her legs, realizing she’d unintentionally mooned her office door while stretching. Thank Celestia he hadn’t opened the door to see her indecency.

Starlight threw a plush cushion onto her chair then sat down, hissing through her teeth as her rear still ached from Trixie’s play last night, “Damn cute kinky blue bitch.” she muttered under her breath.

Starlight checked her breath, she ate a couple mints, before she called out, “Okay, Sandbar, you may come in now!” as she fixed the nameplate on her desk and put on her best smile.

Sandbar came in, “Good morning, Counselor Starlight! I know it must be pretty early in the morning, but I really needed somepony to talk to right now.”

Starlight smiled kindly to the young colt, “Oh Sandbar, I keep telling you students, you can just call me Starlight or Star, and there is no such thing as too early for me.”

Sandbar nodded, “Oh yeah, I keep forgetting.” He walked around the couch and climbed on to take his seat before Starlight.

Starlight smiled at him, “Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, Sandbar?”

The green pony blushed as his ears pinned back, “Oh uh, well, before I say anything, I just have to ask,” he looked around as if checking there was no one else in the room, before he looked back at Star, “whatever I say, it stays in here? Like if it’s something kinda embarrassing?” He rubbed his front hooves together as he tried to hide how much he was blushing.

Star giggled at his bashfulness, “Sandbar, counselor-student confidentiality is the most important thing. You can tell me anything, and you don’t have to feel bashful. I was a filly once, I still remember what it was like to be young and confused. Some of us develop weird kinks, some of us go off and start cutie-mark based cults.” She shrugged.

Sandbar nodded, “Right.” He took a breath while he rubbed his scalp, “Well you see, Starlight, the thing is...” he hesitated before he just let it out, “Last night, I had a weird sex dream.”

Starlight’s bright blue eyes blinked a couple of times before she registered what she had just heard, “Well,” she became flustered, “Sandbar, it is perfectly normal for a colt your age to start fantasizing about the cute mares around you. Everypony goes through it, I did it, even now when I am in a relationship with my marefriend, Trixie, I still find myself just dreaming about those nights we get to share.”

Sandbar blushed as he could tell Starlight was unintentionally turning herself on from describing her passionate relationship with Trixie. He coughed, “Well, Starlight, the thing is… it wasn’t a mare I was dreaming of. It was my friend, Gallus.”

Star nodded in understanding, “Oh… well, what I just said still applies. I myself am deeply in love with a mare. I see no difference in you harboring such feelings for another male. I’ll be honest with you, I am attracted to both mares and stallions. I love Trixie, and we both share those same feelings, so sometimes Trixie will invite a stallion, usually Sunburst to enjoy a full night of passion and…”

Sandbar blushed as Starlight once again found herself lost in describing her love life with Trixie and her fillyhood friend, Sunburst.

Starlight seemed to suddenly remember where she was. She blushed as she touched a hoof to her cute muzzle, “I’m sorry.” thanked Celestia he couldn’t see the wet spots her pussy was leaving in the cushion she was sitting on.

He could certainly smell her, “Wow, love and sex are just that good, huh?” He remarked.

Star bit her lip, “It can be, yes. My Trixie is indeed a very passionate, very inventive lover, and Sunburst is very considerate, gentle, yet firm, and Trixie and I are both mares who enjoy our bellies warmed by our stallion’s seed.”

Sandbar had to cross his front hooves over his groin as Starlight got super descriptive about her love life.

Starlight noticed, “Am I making you uncomfortable?”

Sand shook his head, “No, no, it’s fine. In fact, I think I’m almost gonna be late for a class so...” the colt got off the couch, his short tail contributing nothing in his attempt to hide his semi-erect shaft from the counselor.

Starlight sipped her coffee, “Sandbar, it’s a Saturday, so there are no classes today.”

Sandbar gulped, “Right, I forgot.” He scuffed the floor with his hoof, “Well, the thing is…”

“Yes?” Starlight nodded.

Sandbar sighed, “I’ve always thought I was straight. I’d never felt attracted to fillies around me, but I just figured I hadn’t met the right one. And I have, I like Yona. I like her a lot, but now this… the other night, I heard Gallus masturbating, and I jacked off to him jacking off. Last night, he offered to let me look at his dirty magazine, and I had this spontaneous fantasy about Gallus… and he heard me saying his name. He knows I’m attracted to him. He hasn’t said anything about it yet. I’m just worried about what this could mean for our friendship.”

Starlight sipped more coffee, “I see…” She mulled her thoughts about before she spoke, “Well, all this sounds like you just really need to talk to Gallus about this. It’s quite obvious your friendship is very important, as all friendships are, and part of being friends is being able to talk about things, even if they may be things that you may find distressing.”

Sandbar nodded, “Right. You’re right, I should just talk to Gallus. So… except for Yona, maybe I am gay and I just hadn’t realized. Does that make sense?”

Star smiled, “Stranger things have happened.”

Sandbar had to agree, “Yeah. This was a good talk. You are very good with this personal stuff. I’m gonna go, give myself time to think about this. Thank you for the time, Starlight.”

The unicorn smiled, “And thank you, Sandbar, for sharing with me.”

The colt smiled back, “Thank you.” he turned to leave.

As soon as the colt was gone, Starlight exhaled, “Hah!” she rubbed her aching vulva as she complained under her breath, “Next time, Trixie, I’m gonna strap you down and fuck your little blue butt with the biggest fucking dick I can find.”

…

Starlight came back from her lunch break. The unicorn levitated a plate which had a big slice of cake. She’d had a nice salad and a cucumber sandwich at her favorite cafe, then had to take home a slice of carrot cake for her dessert.

Star fixed a crooked picture of her friends, the Mane Six and Spike, before sitting down at her desk with her cake.

She dug into her cake with a nice big fork, she hummed delightedly from tasting the sweet brown sugar, crisp raisin, subtle carrot taste, acidic cream cheese frosting, and moist cake.

There was a knock at her door, “I’m in!”

The door opened and it was Smolder.

The orange dragoness smiled as she walked in, “Just caught ya comin’ back from your lunch break, eh?”

Starlight smiled sweetly, “It would seem so.” She put the plastic cover over her cake then slipped it into her desk drawer, “I’ll finish that later.” She turned her attention back to Smolder, “Now, what is it you would like to talk about, Smolder?”

The dragoness sat down on the couch, twiddling with her claws, “Well, I’m just gonna let it out.” She took a breath, “I’m attracted to two of my best friends.”

Starlight nodded, “That’s not so strange. I’m in a threeway relationship myself.”

Smolder blushed, “So that can be a thing?” She whistled, “Well, that’s a load off my shoulders there.”

Starlight nodded, “Yes, while most ponies these days are more content in pursuing a monogamous relationship, I and my two partners are polyamorous. We have even been talking about the possibility of inviting a third friend of ours to join us and make our little herd into a foursome.”

Smolder whistled again, “Damn. Well, I’ve already pursued a relationship with one of my friends… is it okay if I say who it is?”

Star cautioned with a hoof, “Only if you really want to.”

Smolder nodded then swallowed her pride, “Last night, I had sex with Ocellus.”

Starlight blushed and touched a hoof to her face, “My, I’ve always wondered what a changeling would be like in bed. I have thought about inviting Thorax or Pharynx to share with Trixie and myself.”

Smolder let a billow of smoke pour out of her snout, “Well, if you’re wantin’ to know, it was both the most adorable and the fuckin’ hottest thing I’d ever seen.” She had a thought, “Am I allowed to swear?”

Starlight giggled, “I know I don’t seem like it, but I can curse like a sailor sometimes. It’s just fucking liberating.” She smiled sweetly, “Does Ocellus absorb your love when you make love?”

“Oh yeah… it’s like she gets high off my pussy.” Smolder said, now feeling quite at liberty to be herself with Starlight, “I’ve never had a steady girlfriend before. Last night was both our first time, and I really feel like we connect.” She thought about her next words, “On the other claw, there’s Gallus.”

Starlight thought in the back of her mind, her too? Gallus must have the musk of a god.

Smolder now had to cross her legs as that dumb griffon came to her mind, “You see, the same night that I had sex with Ocellus, earlier that day… I was looking at porn with Gallus, and when he got hard, I convinced him to jack off for me, so I could watch. I had never done anything like that with anyone, and it just happened. I’ve tried to play if off like hey, we’re just friends sharin’ in somethin’ kinky. Yet, if Sandbar hadn’t interrupted us…” She clawed at the couch, “I would’ve let Gallus be my first instead.”

Starlight could smell Smolder’s musk from behind her desk, it made the unicorn mare produce more wet spots on her cushion, “Well, he could still technically be your first. But that’s not what you’re thinking about is it? You’re thinking about Ocellus’ feelings?”

Smolder blushed, “Well see here’s the thing… Ocellus wants me to get with Gallus.”

Starlight blinked before leaning in, “Excuse me?”

Smolder started playing with her tail, “That polyamory thing ya just mentioned, Ocellus wants us to have that. She wants me to share my love with Gallus, she wants to share our love with him. In the Dragonlands, ya just sorta took what you wanted, but apparently changelings are all about free love.”

Starlight said without blinking, “That sounds awesome. Now I really need to fuck Thorax.”

The dragoness snickered, “You’re a horny pony aren’t ya, Starlight?”

The unicorn comically hit her blushing face on her desk, “I am! It’s so hard being professional when I’m constantly imagining what new thing Trixie has planned for us, when we could get our third friend to join. Sometimes, I just wanna ride a dildo, right here in this office, just so I could get my mind off sex.”

Smolder snickered, “You could do that, or maybe.”

Starlight picked up the sound of flapping, suddenly Smolder was hovering above her.

“Maybe, I could give ya some relief, Starlight?” Smolder whispered with a smirk and a wink.

That made Starlight wink, but not with her eyes, “Smolder, I can’t… I’m school faculty, you’re my student, it’s unethical, sure it sounds hot, but… we could get caught.”

Smolder perched herself on Starlight’s desk then began to pet the counselor, playing with her cute pony ears and scratching her mane, “Come on, it doesn’t have to be here. We could go somewhere.”

The very inappropriate touch from her student made Starlight… start to kick her hoof like a dog, “Smolder…” she tried to say in what she hoped sounded like an authoritative tone, “this is wrong, and I order you to… to stop.”

Smolder grinned, “I don’t think you want me to stop.” She scratched Starlight’s chin, before leaning in.

Starlight blinked, “Smolder, no.” she felt herself getting angry, “This is highly inapp-”

Smolder locked lips with the counselor, her claws scratching Starlight’s soft belly while she made out with the pony.

Starlight opened her mouth to protest, Smolder slipped her tongue in, wrestling with Starlight’s while she continued to grope the pony.

Star felt herself start to give in as she enjoyed the inexperienced, but clearly vigorous touch of the dragon teen. She yipped cutely when her teats was grabbed by a naughty dragon claws.

Smolder played with the counselor’s plump crotch-teats, squeezing them, tickling the nipples until they got hard, then tugging on them while Starlight started to lean back, exposing herself more to her student.

The kiss broke, so both could breathe.

Starlight panted, “Be quiet, be quick, and make it good.”

Smolder dropped down below the desk, then she was on her knees, between Starlight’s legs, applying her serpentine tongue to the pony’s teats while she groped Star’s plump flanks.

Then, there was another knock at Starlight’s door.

…

Princess Twilight hummed delightfully to herself as she walked through the hall of her school, signing papers with her magenta magic as she made her way toward Starlight’s office.

The alicorn blushed as she thought about what she was coming to talk about with her friend, coworker, confidant, possible future lover.

They had fooled around a bit before when Star had first moved into the castle, before things between her and Trixie got more serious.

Now, apparently, Starlight had started a small herd with Trixie and Sunburst, now they wanted her to be their fourth?

The thought both touched her and made a little beast in the back of her mind growl in anticipation.

She was so busy now, with her duties as headmare, her duties as princess, could she really have a love life?

Twilight came up to the door. She took a few breaths. She checked her breath, she ate a mint, she stretched her wings and exhaled, before she knocked, “Oh Starlight? Are you in?”

She listened in, she could have sworn she heard a shuffle.

“Yeah, I’m just eating dessert, Twilight.”

Twilight opened the door with her magic then entered Starlight’s office.

Starlight was sitting behind her desk, unusually close, with her carrot cake as she ate a bite, “I honestly hadn’t expected to see you so soon, Twilight.”

Twilight tilted her head, “But it’s noon.”

Starlight blinked then nodded, “Well, time has sure gotten away from me. Funny how that happens, right?” She leaned comically.

Smolder was under the desk, listening while quietly sucking on Star’s nipples.

Twilight giggled, “Yes, I do know. Sometimes, I can be grading papers and humming a little song to myself, the next thing I know, it’s already time to go.”

Starlight nodded, “Yup.”

The two friends felt awkward.

Twilight spoke up, “So…”

Starlight tilted her head, “So?”

Twilight cleared her throat then spoke, “I’ve thought about what you asked of me the other day, Starlight. And my answer is…”

Starlight blinked as she suddenly remembered the question, “Oh?”

Twilight blushed as she looked back up at her dear friend, “My answer is yes, I would love to be part of your herd, Starlight.”

Starlight was overjoyed. The unicorn got up.

Smolder just watched from her hiding spot as an excited Starlight hopped over her desk.

The happy unicorn fully embraced Twilight.

The alicorn smiled in the warmth of the hug, “Starlight, I’ve so dearly missed those nights with you, and me, kissing, making love, you teaching me about sex.”

Starlight held her friend’s chin in her magic, “And you remember our first night? Our kisses, me muzzle deep in princess pussy.” She put a sensual growl to those last words.

Twilight groaned fitfully, feeling her marehood begin to wink, “Of course I remember. It was the most special moment for me.”

Starlight kissed Twilight on her lips, “We can make that moment more special now.”

Twilight kissed back, “I sure hope so,” then kissed again, allowing Starlight to pick her up in her aquamarine magic field.

An especially aroused Starlight levitated Twilight backward onto her couch, pinning the alicorn as she climbed over her, “Still so cute and so innocent.” Starlight teased as she began sucking on Twilight’s neck, making the alicorn mare buck and whinny.

Smolder, blushing and moist, used the distraction to crawl out from under Starlight’s desk. She couldn’t use the window to the courtyard, that would make too much noise. She had to leave through the office door.

Starlight watched Smolder’s sneaking with one eye open before returning her affections to a squealing, bucking Twilight.

Smolder crawled to the door.

Twilight suddenly remembered, “Oh wait, I forgot to close the door, what if someone catches us?”

Starlight sat up, “If they catch us, we’ll just give ‘em the best free show they could get, but I’ll close it if you’re bashful, my princess.”

Twilight blushed, “Yes, I would rather have them closed…”

Smolder had made it outside thanks to Starlight’s distraction.

“As you wish, my love.” Starlight cooed as she closed then locked the door to her office.

Smolder sat on the floor just outside Starlight’s office, “Damn… that Starlight’s a real smooth operator. Got the fuckin’ headmare in her herd now?” She got up, “Gallus… maybe we can be a herd?” She walked away.

…

“Nngh! Uh, yeah! Like that…” Gallus muttered to himself as he’d gone back to his favorite pastime, jacking off. Sandbar was out, so Gallus felt secure enough to stroke it without any interruptions.

He was firmly, fluidly humping one of his paws, when there was a knock. He didn’t stop humping, but slowed down, “Who is it?”

Smolder spoke from the other side, “It’s me, ya dumb griffon!”

Gallus immediately stopped what he was doing, “Smolder?” He put his magazine away then hopped down from his bunk. The griffon stopped to brush his crest, try to make himself a little more presentable before he opened the door, “Hey, Smolder.”

The orange dragoness was already smiling when he saw her. Smolder fiddled with her claws, “Hi, Gallus. Just thought I might drop by and…”

Gallus smiled, “Well, it’s nice of you to do so, so…” He looked back at his bunk, then right back at Smolder. He gestured with his right paw, “Did you wanna come in and look at porn again? Maybe, we could both watch each other jack it this time?”

Smolder snickered at this griffon’s idea of romance, before she casually put her paw on his cheek, “No, I have a much better idea of what we could do, dumb griffon.”

Gallus started to ask “What?” before Smolder sealed his beak with her lips.

…

Some time later, Sandbar quietly trotted his way down the dormitory hall to his dorm. He was going to do it. He was just going to let Gallus know how he felt, fully and honestly. He had already come to accept it, Gallus was only interested in females. He shouldn’t expect the griffon to change his lifestyle overnight just for his needs.

Sandbar made it to the door and was about to knock, when his alert pony ears picked up a very distinctly feminine voice coming from the other side of this door.

The pony blushed. It definitely seemed Gallus had finally nailed one of those mares like he’d been saying he would.

Sandbar felt a piece of himself break, but he wasn’t going to let himself stay upset. He knew this moment would come. Still…

Some pervy side of his just had to know who.

His strong sense of smell picked up the mixing of musks, one definitely female, kinda smoky. His eyes widened. The pony very carefully, very quietly opened the door to peek inside.

His nose began to bleed.

“Whoa…"