Author's Note

This story was a request to the soon-to-be birthday boy, CSC. His birthday is on July 12th and so I'd like to take the moment to wish him a Happy Birthday and many more to come. As for all of you, thank you for being patient, remember to stay tuned and keep bronying on.

What A Day

I should probably start from the beginning. My name is Ulysses. I'm 19 years old. I have long, jet black hair and have mocha colored skin and brown eyes. Right now, I'm wearing a black, button-up shirt with blue jeans and blue shoes, nothing that's too flashy.

Like most people, I am a high school graduate. It was like a living hell back then, but now I'm free. Of course, there was always something good about high school.

High school is now an old memory and now I'm a full-grown, functional adult and am now working full-time at a pizza joint, delivering hot and spicy pizzas to people all around Canterlot city. It may sound like a typical job to most people who work for bigger companies, but to me, my job enjoyable. At one time, I delivered a couple of pizzas to this one really bitchy woman's apartment and this woman happened to be dating this guy back in high school I knew: Flash Sentry. And boy did he feel trapped when I saw his "girlfriend" dragging him into the house and he had that "someone help me" look on his silly little face.

It... was... PRICELESS! Anyways, there were a few times when Sunset, my high school crush, turned loving girlfriend, called my work and asked for a pizza and soda. One time, she asked for 4 pizzas to celebrate her friend, Twilight, getting accepted into Canterlot University.

Twilight had gone through a bit of a tough time ever since she found out about Timber being 29 years old when he "hooked up" with her. The bastard got himself thrown in prison for trying to take things further with Twilight and now he's spending 20 years in prison. Good riddance. I never liked him to begin with. But back on the subject before, Twilight was happy to be able to further her education. It was a shame I didn't get to stay and party with them, otherwise it'd be an even greater celebration. That all took place a little over a year ago and so far, I haven't heard from Twilight ever since.

She's probably so caught up with all of her studying that she barely has enough time to talk to her friends and probably uses her breaks to do some extra studying. But... I couldn't hold it against her. This was something she wanted in her life and I just had to respect it.

On the bright side, at least I still had Sunset and she's had my back for quite some time. Every once in a while, when work has gotten me so stressed out, she would give me a jump start. And I'll tell you this, she knows how to really jump start me. We've been dating for about a little over a year now and so far, I've lost count with the many times we've fucked each other. At first, I used condoms to avoid getting her pregnant, but just recently, she's been using pills and the only thing she regrets is not using them sooner.

I should also mention that I live on my own. As much as I like the idea of living with my girlfriend, I don't think that this is the time to be moving in. I've been living in my own place for a year and a half and it all started a week after my high school graduation took place.

Today, it's a peaceful Friday afternoon and I'm out in the park taking a walk with my lady, Sunset. She and I were talking about the usual stuff, things we've done so far to ease our boredom. It was warm and sunny today, as expected with the summer weather. Sunset and I kept conversing, laughing up a storm from telling each other these terrible jokes. But I felt like the happiest when Sunset decided to wear one of her older outfits which was her sleeveless purple shirt and bright orange skirt.

"Ulysses, did you hear anything from Twilight?" she asked, changing the subject entirely.

"No, she's probably held back on her studying at the moment," I replied. "Why do you ask, did you get any calls from her recently or are you in the dark like I am?"

"I'm in the dark as much as you are, babe. But I'm sure she's doing okay," Sunset said, slightly worried.

"I sure hope you're right. Canterlot University ain't exactly a cakewalk, you know, even for a sheltered genius who's been groomed for success their whole life," I replied. "But anyways, changing the subject, do you have any plans this weekend?"

"No, not really," Sunset said. "All the girls are busy doing their own thing or busy working overtime, so I might spend the weekend just gaming online."

"Oh boy, I've seen how intense you get when you do online gaming. As funny and scary and adorable as that sounds, how about you hold off on the whole "online rage" thing and we can hang out over at your house for the weekend for a good old-fashioned movie night?" I suggested.

"Well, I guess I could take a break from my games every now and then. And I did purchase this old movie I'm sure you're gonna love," Sunset agreed right before feeling a loud rumble in her stomach.

A small, adorable blush appeared on her cheeks and her eyes shrunk. She giggled and rubbed her empty tummy just as she turned to me. I chuckled and hugged my precious bacon-haired girl. "Not to worry, sweetheart, I'll make sure you eat soon. I know of a nice restaurant where we can go to. I know the way, follow me," I said, taking Shim-Shim by the hand and walked her down the path.

Sunset has never been more happier to see a restaurant with so many options to choose from. I think I just made her life a living paradise. We arrived at this restaurant called Canterlot Grand Buffet. It's a huge all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant which got finished some time around a year ago.

I paid for the both of us and got us a table by the window. Sunset and I also went and got our plates of food and boy was she hungry. When we went back to our seats, she started eating like there was no tomorrow and quite frankly, I thought it was so cute. Her cheeks were so stuffed like a chipmunk. I couldn't stop thinking how lucky I felt to be dating her. I ate at my own pace, watching my girl stuff her face silly.

"My my, what big cheeks you have, my sweet," I said, teasingly.

Sunset's face turned bright red when she realized what she was doing. Sunset took it easy and gulped down her food little by little. Once her mouth wasn't full, Sunset spoke. "Sorry about that, I just like the food here, it's so delicious I couldn't resist stuffing myself." She grabbed one of the napkins and wiped her pretty little face before eating her food at a much more steady pace. Then, out of nowhere, she burped so loud, the entire restaurant probably heard her. Her eyes widened and her cheeks turned bright red.

"Uh, hehe, excuse me," she said, smiling nervously.

"Hah! That was so cute," I replied, stroking her cheek. "You're definitely my kind of girl if you were able to let out a big burp like that." Of course, Sunset playfully shoved me, giggling and still blushing. "Anyways, what kind of old movie did you get for our movie date?"

"Trust me, you'll love what I have in store for us, babe. But for now, let's keep eating. I'm starting to get a bit uncomfortable with all these people staring at me."

"Aww, I thought you loved the attention, Shim-Shim," I teased. That was when she jabbed me in the shoulder and I kept on chuckling, despite that. She shook her head at me, still smiling.

"You're lucky you're cute, Ulysses," she then reached out and flicked my long, jet black hair.

"You should talk, cutie pie," I flirted with a wink. After that, we went back to eating our food. I can't wait to see what movie Sunset has in store for us. I'll bet it's something REALLY funny! Or maybe it's a horror movie, no no, maybe something that's action-packed or possibly a drama movie. Either way, I'm definitely gonna be surprised once we get to her house.

My mind was blown when we left the restaurant. I still couldn't believe Sunset ate 5 whole plates of food and I only about two plates. She's like a bottomless pit.

As we were walking to her house, she burped even louder. "Dang, Sunny. You sure know how to pig out when it comes to good food. Are you sure you're not related to Applejack? Because let me tell ya, that girl can REALLY eat, if you know what I'm saying." She rolled her eyes at me while patting her belly.

"Hey, don't blame me because their food was so tasty. I haven't had a meal that good in ages."

I shrugged and pulled her in close to my side, stroking her hair locks. She hummed adorably. "Well, now that you're full, you can rest easy at home. Woo, I am stuffed." And so, another few minutes went by and then we finally arrived at Sunset's humble abode. We walked up to the front door where she unlocked it and stepped inside, then closed the door after I walked in. "Alright, so what movie did you buy?"

"Follow me up to my room and I'll show you." And so, I followed her upstairs and entered her bedroom. I had been inside her room a few times before, so I know the layout of it.

She had a big flat screen to my right with these huge speakers and a soft couch with beanbag chairs on each side and a coffee table. She had both an Xbox One and PS4 and a Blu-Ray and DVD player. To my left, there was a staircase leading up to this extra floor where her bed was at. We headed over to the TV where she sat me down on the couch while she opened up one of the cabinets. She took out a DVD case and showed it to me, quickly making me beam like a cheshire cat.

"Looks like I found something we both like," Sunset said, still showing me the DVD case. Said movie case was an old classic comedy called "Home Alone." I haven't seen this movie in a long time, not since that one time back in high school during my junior year.

"Then, this should be a real blast from the past. Make yourself comfortable while I play the movie. I'll even go and make the popcorn and grab some sodas." After putting in the movie and turning on the TV, Sunset walked over to me, kissed me on the cheek and then walked out of her room. I did as she told me and sat down on the couch, waiting patiently for her to come back with the refreshments. It's strange... even now, I still can't believe what's happened after all was said and done.

To think that Sunset was once this mean bully who acted like a bitch to everyone and then redeemed herself with the help of Princess Twilight. I still recall when I was the first out of the many students who actually got to know her more. By the time the Friendship Games were about to take place, we were becoming so much more than just good friends.

Some people thought that I was crazy to be dating her at first, but overtime, they started to accept that she and I were inseparable. Well... except for one guy, but he's got his ass stuck with that one bitchy-ass lady I saw that one time. Yup, life has certainly turned around for the better for me and Shim-Shim. Speaking of which, I can tell she's coming back up. I can smell the scent of melted butter and popcorn coming from the stairs.

I figured she must have her hands full, so I got up from the couch and walked over to the door, opening it up. There she stood with a huge bowl of popcorn and a 2 liter bottle of soda. I took the snacks out of her hands while she closed the door.

"Thanks, babe. You're a real lifesaver. By the way, thanks for not starting the movie without me. I'll be sure to give you something special tonight after the movie's done." Sunset winked. She and then sat down on her couch and she went and pressed play. Once the movie started, Sunset and I cuddled with each other. Even now, I still remember how funny Home Alone was when I was just a little kid and it’s nice to see that it didn’t lose its humor, even after all these years.

“So what do you think of the two stooges Harry and Marv being outsmarted by a kid?”

“How can anyone be that painfully stupid?” Sunset replied as the two stooges got hit in the head with paint cans and we watched it as we laughed out loud.

“It’s just how they made the movie, plus it is a comedy after all. Also, you gotta admit, that headshot in the doggy door was darn-tootin' hilarious. That's one hell of a way to give a guy a "heads up," get it?” I asked before we both chuckled a bit. But as the movie was progressing, Sunset's smile suddenly disappeared.

“Why?” She asked.

“Why, what?” I replied.

“Why did you choose me out of all of my friends?” Sunset asked with a serious look on her face. “You know what I did and you still went and talked to me after the whole school hated me until recently, but you still wanted to hang out with me. Why is that?”

"Because, deep down... even though you were a bully, all I saw inside you was a girl going through her own personal issues and you were still soul searching. It's like my mom always told me: everyone deserves a second chance and I was willing to give you that 2nd chance. And plus... I've sort of had a crush on you for quite some time during the Fall Formal. That's why I chose you... and why I asked to dance with you that night." I explained.

“Really?” Sunset placed a hand over her chest, flattered by the fact that I had my eyes on her and was able to open up her heart more.

“Yeah, so despite everything that went on that night, I was still attracted to you. And even now to this day... I still love you very much,” I said, stroking her cheek.

"Thanks babe." Sunset told him as they nuzzled into each other’s faces. As that happened, the movie got to the scene where Kevin cut the rope and made Harry and Marv hit the brick wall.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Fools of the jungle," I commented, gesturing to the two stooges laying in the snow looking shocked. Sunset starts laughing when they lifted their faces and showed some of the damage that they sustained. Sunset would soon take a sip of her soda as the movie on continued and when it showed the two stooges being arrested, she let out the biggest burp I've ever heard. This time, she didn't blush and instead, she just went and giggled. "Okay, that does it! Come here, you...!"

"Hmm?" Sunset asked, turning to me. I grabbed her cheeks and pulled her in for a big wet kiss on the lips, thrusting my tongue inside her mouth. She yelped, but then pulled me in deeper. It lasted for at least 15 seconds before I broke for air. "What was that for, handsome?"

"For making those cute sounds, baby," I replied before booping her on the nose.

“Hehe.” Sunset would then walk over to the TV and turns it off and looks back over to her lover. “Come outside, I want to show you something. You're gonna love it." Oh boy, she's always full of surprises and I can't wait to see what she has in store for me. I followed her out of her house and outside into the backyard where the swimming pool was.

"Okay, what'd you want to show me, love?" I asked. She didn't say much and just stared at me while she started undressing herself, starting with that sleeveless shirt. She then swayed her hips slowly left and right as my precious bacon head stripped right in front of me. When she finally got her shirt over her chest, I watched as her braless D-cup boobs bounced and jiggled beautifully. She then removed her skirt and her boots until only the red panties were left. But those were quickly taken off shortly afterwards.

"Care to go for a little skinny dipping, babe?" Sunset asked, cupping her breasts and posing all sexy, staring at me with her bedroom eyes.

"Oh-ho, HELL YEAH, BABY!!!" I hollered. I removed all of my clothing and laid them down on the ground away from the pool until I was now in my birthday suit. I caught Sunset staring down at my shaft while she caught me staring at her pussy. I went up to her and then lifted her up off the ground, growling and grinning. She giggled at my "viciousness" and soon, I took my naked beauty into the pool with me, ready for a fun-filled night.