Rainbow Dash is an upstanding citizen. She does her job, has supportive friends, and would never ever allow herself to become addicted to marijuana.

After all, what type of awful pony would ever touch that stuff?

Certainly no one Rainbow Dash knows.

Proofread by Heartshine, she's kind of awesome about this stuff.

Written for the Feghoot Contest.

"Oh boy, this was really funny. Granted, if you didn't grow up during the war on drugs, with all the "winners don't do drugs" signs on video games and after-school special PSAs, you might not appreciate this for what it is. But it's so great." - Recommended by PresentPerfect on July 30th, 2019