The Time I was Reincarnated as a Dragon

As I stood frozen in place from shock at what I was seeing, both Celestia and Luna slowly stood up from the large cushion and began sauntering over to me. “Well, dear sister, it seems our honored guest has finally arrived.” Celestia spoke in a rather lustful tone, words that somehow sent a shiver up my spine.

“Indeed, sister, and not a moment sooner. I was beginning to get restless.” Luna was giving her rump a bit more sway than really needed. “Now with you here, Noir, we can finally take care of our heat cycle.”

‘Oh shit…Heat cycle?’

One thing I learned during one of Twilight’s lectures was that here in Equestria, there are these moments known as heat cycles. These are when mares become more fertile for reproducing, but at the same time, it makes them more active in searching for a mate to help ease them. To put it simply, the girls here get horny as fuck, and will do anything to get fucked.

Now, this doesn’t happen often. Sometimes during the spring, but other times, it’s random for most mares. They will know when their heat cycle is coming and either prepare by isolating themselves from any males or purchase potions that will prevent them from getting pregnant.

Another thing I learned is that, depending on the race of each mare, there can be different factors. With pegasi, they have more endurance and can last for long periods of time. For earth ponies, well…you’re probably going to need a new bed. And if you aren’t an earth pony yourself, a new pelvis. Lastly, there are the unicorns. Due to their magical prowess, they can do almost anything in bed. The stallion went limp before she could finish? Boom! Viagra spell!

Now to my own dilemma.

As I learned, Alicorns encompass the best parts and attributes from all three of the pony races. And as of right now, I’m locked in a room with two of them…and both of them were in heat…I am both literally and most definitely fucked.

Before I knew it, both mares had somehow made their way to either side of me and were incredibly close. My heart was pounding against my ribcage as they closed their eyes and leaned in. I closed my eyes without thinking, and I could feel their breaths as they got closer, hot, labored breaths on my cheeks before feeling them tickle my ears. I mentally braced myself before they spoke in unison. “Gotcha.”

When I opened my eyes, it was to see the two princesses on the ground rolling on their sides laughing at me. It only now dawned on me that I had just been pranked. My cheeks burned with both anger and embarrassment for allowing myself to fall for such a joke.

Celestia pointed at me with one hoof while clutching her stomach with the other. “Oh sweet Faust, the look on your face!” She rolled on her side as she laughed harder at my expense.

“We were sure if thou would be capable of being flustered, but this is one time that we are happy to be wrong!” Luna was slapping her hoof on the ground as she laughed her lungs out.

As much as I wanted to be mad at them, I couldn’t keep myself from smiling before eventually laughing along with them. The more I thought about it, the harder I laughed until I was on the ground clutching my sides with them. “You two are terrible, you know that?” We made our way toward the large cushion where all three of us sat. Both Celestia and Luna were still giggling like little schoolgirls. “So, which one of you came up with the idea?”

Without hesitation, Luna quickly pointed to her sister, who gasped in shock at her sister’s betrayal. “Luna, how could you? We promised we wouldn’t tell if he asked.” She pouted as she crossed her hooves over her barrel.

“So what if I did, sister?” Luna looked at her sister with a smug smile. “What art thou going to do? Banish me to the moon again, or sit on me with your moon-sized plot?”

‘Shots fired!’ I burst out laughing as Celestia pulled off one of her socks with her magic, rolled it into a ball, and threw it at Luna’s face. This then made the moon princess copy her sister and began tossing her own socks. I ducked for cover, waiting for them to stop, which took about five minutes before both princesses were laying on their backs, panting. There was a brief pause, which I took as my chance to get a word in again. “You know, if Silver found out what you pulled with me, Celestia, he might get the wrong idea and get jealous.”

Both princesses looked at each other before breaking out into a fit of giggles, which had me confused since I didn’t think what I said was that funny. “My dear friend, Noir, you should know that prank we had just pulled on you wasn’t the first time we’ve done it,” Celestia added.

It took me a minute before I got what she had meant. “You pulled this stunt on him, too?” She smiled evilly. “Well then, what happened to him?”

“He is currently in the hospital wing recovering from blood loss on account of his nosebleed.” Luna chuckled, along with her sister.

‘The poor stallion. He never stood a chance.” I bowed my head in a moment of silence for the wet dreams that stallion is bound to have tonight.

Once the giggles had finally run their course, we were able to talk more casually. “All joking aside, I doubt he would have any qualms, considering it’s natural,” Celestia said, which had me confused, something she could visibly see. “Didn’t you learn about herds yet?”

I shook my head. “No, but if they’re anything like the ones found in the wild, then that means that it’s a group of ponies, right?”

She had a rather perplexed look before she continued. “Well, yes and no. Yes, that’s what it is at first glance, but not the whole purpose. A herd is when a stallion or mare will have more than one partner at a time. This is what we refer to as a herd,” Celestia explained.

“To put it simply, here in Equestria, it is natural for somepony to have more than one lover. Of course, this isn’t a simple thing. When a new member is to be added, all members or a majority of members in the current herd must agree for the newcomer to join,” Luna jumped in. “One cannot simply sleep with whomever they want without informing their herd should they be in one. Such acts are considered unfaithful.”

This was a surprise to me. Where I come from, it would be considered cheating if a guy dated more than one girl at a time, unless it’s an open relationship. But the concept isn’t foreign either, since in some countries, it’s natural to have multiple partners. I’m not surprised I’ve yet to learn about this stuff since it probably wouldn’t be covered in Twilight’s lectures.

Now that I had that question answered, it was time for me to find out why I was really here. “So, was there any reason you two had summoned me? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t just so you two could tease me, right?”

Luna and Celestia looked at one another and nodded their heads. Celestia’s horn glowed, and then there was a pop sound as a scroll appeared right in front of me. “We received a letter this morning. It’s from a foreign dignitary.” She floated the scroll over to me. “It’s from the Queen of Griffonstone.” My eyes quickly looked at the scroll as my heart began to race. “Upon reading it, your name was mentioned, asking if you were well. Noir, is there something you wish to tell us?” Celestia asked in a stern, yet curious tone.

‘Well, it was bound to happen,’ I thought to myself before taking a deep breath and mentally preparing myself.

I spent the next twenty minutes giving the princesses a recap of what had happened to me when I had been kidnaped from Ponyville after the fight with the manticore. Now, I had told them this story before, only this time, I gave the full story about who my “friend” was that I spent my time with before coming back to Canterlot. I told them everything leading up to the kiss goodbye.

When I had finished my story, both princesses were in a bit of shock, and it might have been my imagination, but I could have sword Luna’s cheeks were a shade darker than usual. They let my story sink in for a moment before Celestia became the first to speak. “If she is your friend, then why haven’t you sent her a letter or gone to visit her? In her letter, she was concerned that you might have died.”

In the scroll, there was a part where Glenda asked specifically about me, and whether or not I had reached the princesses in time when the colossal dragon had attacked. She mentioned that she was worried something could have happened to me, making me feel guiltier than I already was.

I had to come clean, and if I was being honest with myself, I knew that I could trust Luna and Celestia with my secret. “The reason I hadn’t gone back is…I was afraid to.”

These words hung for a moment before Luna chimed in. “What is there to be afraid of? She is your friend, is she not?”

Before I could try and think of how to explain why myself, I felt a hoof gently rest itself on my shoulder. I looked up to see Celestia sitting closer to me. “It’s because you’re afraid that she wants to be more than friends, isn’t it?” It was like she had just read my mind. “You’re afraid that the kiss she gave you might change the relationship that you have with her, and that if you’re not careful, your friendship could be at risk.”

My mouth was gaping as Celestia read me like a book. Either she could read minds, or she understands my situation more than I know. With nothing really needed to be explained, I nodded my head. “You hit the nail on the head. I wasn’t sure what I should do if she asked about it, so I kept my distance until I could think of what to say or do. There hasn’t been a single day that hasn’t gone by where I wasn’t thinking of what to do.” No matter what I tried to think of, there were times that I imagined the worst outcome where she would be mad at me.

“Tell me something, Noir.” I looked up at Celestia as she spoke. “In terms of attractiveness, are the females of our world appealing to you?”

That question was out of left field, but I wasn’t hesitant with my response. “Yes. I can easily say that I find myself attracted to the females of this world.”

It seems like Celestia was the one to be surprised. “Well, I was expecting you to be a bit unsure, or at the very least flustered. I would think you would need more time before you would even consider our kind attractive.”

I shrugged. “Yeah I’m not sure about it myself entirely, but I think it might have to be this body of mine. At some points, its instinct would kick in whenever I needed it most. It’s possible that, without knowing, I was slowly adapting.” It might also have to do with the time I spent with Glenda, and all the times she would tease me.

Nodding with approval, Celestia continued on. “Well, with that settled, I only have one question left. How do you feel about Glenda? Can you see yourself being in that kind of a relationship with her?” This question echoed in my mind for a moment. This question has been something I had asked myself before, but anytime I did ask it, I would try and think of something else. “Please, just consider this when you go see her. For all you know, she could be going through the same level of concern as you. From what you told me, that kiss could have been a spur of the moment thing. She may even be trying to figure out how to address you when you return.”

I hadn’t ever considered that Glenda could be going through the same problem as me. Is this why it took her this long to ask about me? Because she is just as worried as me?

The silence in the room was soon broken when Luna cleared her throat. “While I don’t wish to come off as rude or insensitive, there is still the matter of her invitation.”

That’s right, the true meaning behind the letter.

Aside from asking about my wellbeing, the reason Glenda sent a scroll to the princesses was because she is hosting an event. Griffonstone is now fully restored and she wanted to try and invite the leaders of each country that is willing to come visit and partake in a party hosted by the griffons. This was a means to let the other nations know that Griffonstone is as impressive as they had last heard of it, and possibly establish trades.

“So, do you two intend to go to the party?” I asked as I looked over the scroll.

“Hmm. We would, but I believe I have a better idea.” Celestia smiled. “We are allowed to send a proxy in our stead, so long as they are of noble stature.” Immediately, I knew what she meant and wanted to protest, but she quickly raised a hoof to keep me from speaking. “This would be a good way to put your title as duke to good use. Not only that, it would give you a chance to speak with her. I know you are worried, but if you just continue to avoid her, you may end up doing more harm than good.”

Even though I wanted to argue, I couldn’t find the words to do so. She’s right, and if I don’t do something, I’m just fueling the fire. “Alright, I see your point. I’ll leave first thing this afternoon. I’m going to go let Fluttershy and the others know.”

Both princesses nodded their approval. “We have faith in you, Noir. As our proxy, you not only represent us, but our country as a whole. Do keep that in mind.”

“Geez, no pressure or anything,” I joked before saying my goodbye and leaving the castle to head home to pack. I could only hope that this ends well and that something good will come out of all this.