Idea jointly by myself and daba zaba, with some added assistance from a good friend. Just like everyone else, you needed to bust your lazy behind to make a meager living. Miserable, but at least you managed to make friends with an adorable former siren at the beach. Friends with benefits. Nothing could go wrong with that, right? (CONTAINS FORCED FOOT STUFF, BLUE BALLING...and then, some happier, more loving foot stuff.)