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How to Fluster your Bacon Horse

by JustNewHere
Via words. By: Twilight Sparkle of the Human Dimension.

She shouldn’t have taken that bet. Seventy-six percent of problems usually came from bets and this was one of them. She was a fool to think that she could make the most confident and self-assured person she knew flustered by fricking pick-up lines of all things?

Teen
Incomplete
Equestria Girls
Sex
Profanity
Random
Slice of Life
 
SMT

27831 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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10 Chapters:

  1. Nice. 2019-07-06 15:56:38 UTC
    1894
  2. Fine. 2019-07-09 15:04:57 UTC
    1541
  3. Howdy. 2019-07-19 06:49:54 UTC
    1565
  4. Music. 2019-07-31 05:52:27 UTC
    2192
  5. Same. 2019-08-02 07:26:44 UTC
    3514
  6. Bad. 2019-08-07 15:15:59 UTC
    1852
  7. Ship War. 2019-08-25 02:29:19 UTC
    2041
  8. Rain. 2019-08-30 10:35:14 UTC
    2307
  9. Twilight VS Twilight Part 1 2019-12-22 00:23:07 UTC
    6106
  10. Mall Attempts 2020-01-07 06:46:54 UTC
    4819