Backstage Show

by little big pony

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Other, Porn, Trixie, Sex, Random
Length: 13896

Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas, she tries something unorthodox.

Due to circumstances beyond her control, Trixie finds herself in dire need of bits. So, with few ideas and even fewer options, she tries something unorthodox. The results are far better than expected.

Warning: Human X Horse Relations. RGRE-ish vibes as well. Please Be Advised.

Cropped picture is from grispinne.

Published 2019-07-08 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-25 23:05:20 UTC

Only Ten Bits A "Pop"

Author's Note

Contains: Human on Pony Relations, Blowjobs, Public Lewdness, Determined Little Horses

Only Ten Bits A "Pop"

Be Anon.

It was a Sunny afternoon. A little warm, but it was summer, and Sun Horse wasn't responding to any of your letters asking her to calm it the fuck down, so not too much could be done about that. Still, it would be cooler once the sun was down, and from the looks of it the thing was just about to set.

There weren't too many ponies out and about. Ponyville as a whole usually went to bed just after sunset
The whole lot of them were the early to bed early to rise sort. The nerds.

Thankfully, you weren't a nerd, and didn't have a preset bedtime. This was usually the time you were able to walk around and get any work done that would give Applejack a conniption. Building, cutting, yardwork, taxes; mare's work, as she called it. Nevermind she had sat down with the rest of the town while Twilight and Mayor Mare had their little slide show about "Hyoomans". From what you had been told, while you were the first human to move into Ponyville, the princess and the mayor were trying to make sure you weren't the last.

It was really nice here. The ponies were pretty friendly; so friendly that almost everyone knew your name by the end of the week or had introduced themselves to you. The air was clean, and there were no fucking homeless. Hopefully they kept the taxes high so no dirtbags could move in.

Humming a tune to yourself, you turned the corner, making your way down the main road of the town. You didn't have to go to work tomorrow—there was a thunderstorm scheduled so you couldn't dig up and holes for the telephone and power lines—so you figured you could take an especially long walk. Just like you, the local princess wasn't some nerd with a bedtime. If she wasn't busy off on some adventure or in the midst of princess-y duties you might just drop in and say hello. Never a bad idea to smooze up to royalty.

The Crystal Castle looked over all other buildings in the town. Even if you didn't know where you were going you'd have been able to get to it no problem. You made your way through the market, turned the corner, and there it was. You could even see the twinkle of candlelight coming through one of the windows. Looked like the princess was there and awake, or at least that weird student of hers was.

That mare was a bit... different. She had a thing for communism. She liked to talk about it a lot: even had that Marx fella's book. The mare also got pretty upset when you told her that the whole system was a pyramid scheme for dorks. Called you a butt and everything.

Still, she wasn't bad company pre se. She did have that kite hobby of hers from what Twilight said, which is the most adorable thing you've ever heard in your entire life.

A little purple-ish pink-ish horse flying a kite. What a world.

As you made your way down the street, you passed by a pair of mares, who tilted their parasols at you.
You awkwardly curtsied, which had them giggling. Hurrying away from that shit, you turned the corner.

There was the Princess's castle. Underneath that, as usual, was a small, well-maintained wagon. Sitting in front of this wagon, her cape missing and her hat sitting next to her, was another very strange horse. Trixie: aka the pony that tried to get you to buy her fireworks on the first day you came here.

You did. You bought all of those suckers and fired them all off that very night like the madman you were. Almost blew your hand off with a horse m-80 and had a dozen complaints nailed onto your door the next morning. Shit was cash.

The little unicorn was sitting on a stool, looking bored out of her mind. The moment she saw you she did perk up however.

"Anonymous? Anon! Hey, come here!" she called, waving you over with both hooves.

Of course you walked over. She probably had a boatload of fireworks she needed to sell, and you needed a load of firecrackers for... reasons…

As you got closer though, you didn't notice any fireworks. There was a small sign that was propped up by an old bucket. Getting a bit closer, you saw that it read "Backstage Show: Ten Bits".

You cocked your head to the side. Backstage show? You didn't know Trixie had any shows today.

The Mayor usually made her have them outside of town anyways, since the mare had a habit of lighting things on fire during her shows. Especially carts; and the occasional wagon, though you were pretty sure that was on purpose.

"Good Evening, Anonymous. Nice to see you up and about," Trixie said, running a hoof through her mane.

"Heya Trixie. Nice to see you, um, sitting." You gestured toward the sign. "Say, what's this backstage show stuff about?"

Trixie's shoulders sagged. "It's... complicated," she said.

Oh! Mystery!

"You wanna talk about it?" You asked.

"Trixie can't," the mare said, looking down at the ground. "It's degrading, unequine, against everything that is good and wholesome. If anypony were to know such a state that I, the Grrrrreat and Powerful Trixie was in at this very moment I wouldn't be able to show my face in public again! I'd have to leave Equestria! No! Equus! I'd have to disappear into your hyoo-man lands, a nameless, disgraced mare!"

"Oh... Okay then. I can respect that. You don’t wanna talk about it you don’t gotta. I hope whatever it is you can—"

"Oh, if you insist I'd tell you," Trixie said, swooning on her stool. "It seems that not even one as Great and Powerful as myself can keep a secret from a noisy stallion."

Rude. Also sexist.

"My shame, my secret, is that I've been reduced to selling myself like some pleasure stallion on the streets."

It takes a few moments to register just what she had said.

"You're selling yourself?" you asked, both confused and concerned. "Why?"

"Twilight Sparkle has begun charging Trixie rent to park in this lot," Trixie said, gesturing toward her wagon. "That high and mighty alicorn also won't allow Trixie to sell her fireworks."

The mare crossed her arms. Legs. Whatever ponies crossed.

"Until the season changes and it cools down, Trixie can't go out and perform to earn any bits. Money would usually be tight now but with this rent it's going to be impossible. I'll be kicked out of this lot and have to set up in the Everfree forest!"

"Well, have you considered getting a part-time job or something?"

"There's nothing that pays well enough to make the rent."

"What about a loan? I'm sure the bank would be able to give you enough money to tide you over?"

"Trixie has no credit, Anonymous. She purchases everything out of pocket. Any bank I go to would turn me down."

"If you need a place to stay you could come to my place I guess. I'd just charge you for food."

"And leave my wagon all alone in the Everfree? It'd be destroyed in an hour by some wild beast, and if that happens I'm ruined!"

"Yeah... but pimping yourself out? Isn't this a little too much?"

"If you have a better idea Trixie would LOVE to hear it!" the unicorn snapped, sniffling. "And it's that darned SPARKLE forcing me into this. That Purple buffoon..."

She sniffled again, wiping her nose with her hoof.

You couldn't help but feel bad for the small horse woman. Twilight didn't seem the sort to threaten to kick a pony off her property. She was the Princess of Friendship, not some shitty landlord. Then again, she did have a school to run. Maybe she needed the rent money for books and desk, or whatever else they need in schools?

It also could have been that Trixie here was a bad tenant, and the alicorn just wanted an excuse to get rid of her. You could completely understand that; back home you had some friends that were landlords. You’ve heard the horror stories.

Still, Trixie seemed like a pretty good horse to you. It seemed like threatening to kick her out was a bit of overkill.

"When do you need the money?" you asked.

"By the end of next week," Trixie replied, sniffling again.

"How much do you need?"

"Too much."

"Okay. How's the... business going?"

Trixie's ears flattened against her skull. "Not well. Not very well at all. Obviously," she said, gesturing toward her hat. "Apparently, whoring oneself is much harder for a mare than it is for a stallion."

Yikes...

Frowning, you looked around, trying to wrack your brain and figure out how to help the little horse. Alas, you laid power line for a living, not solved life-harming problems. Nothing useful came to mind, and the one of two "ideas" you had would have been a hell of a lot more illegal than prostitution.

Your gaze settled on Trixie's hat. You then looked down at the small bag of bits tied to your belt. You hadn't brought all that much with you on your walk; eleven or twelve bits at most if you remember right.

You untied the bit bag as Trixie sniffled yet again, opening it up to look into its contents. "Here. I know it's not a lot, but every little bit helps right?" you said unending the bag.

Trixie looked up just as your bits fell into her hat, her eyes widening. "Anonymous..."

"I think you should talk to someone about the whole rent thing. Maybe with Twilight, maybe someone else that can help. Hell, talk to someone smarter than me," you said, shrugging. "Maybe you can get something worked out. If not, like I said, you can stay at my place. We can figure out what to do with your wagon."

With that good deed done, you prepared to walk off into the distance like a cool guy, knowing that you had just done a good thing that you should be happy about. You made it two steps before you heard the twinkle of magic and an invisible force spun you right back around.

"And where in Equestria do you think you're going?" Trixie demanded, eyes narrowed.

You blinked, thrown off by the mare's aggressiveness. "...I was leaving?"

Trixie leaned forward in her stool with a low, threatening growl. "Trixie has sunk low, but she will NOT sink so low as to just take a stallion's money."

"You're not taking anything. I'm giving it to you," you replied. "No big deal. Really."

"It IS a big deal. Trixie is no charity case!"

"Don't you get your money based on people's charity during your shows?"

"That is different," Trixie said with a huff. "Trixie entertains those ponies. She makes their lives better that we were before and in return they give her bits." The mare puffed her chest out. "Taking bits without giving anything in return goes against everything that Trixie stands for. So, she'll have compensate you."

She looked down at your groin. You tried to take a step back, but Trixie's horn glowed, and you were forced to take a step toward her.

"Come on, Trixie. You don't have to do THAT. I don't really WANT you to do that. That money was just to help you out. You can pay me back when you get the money."

"That might not be for months, Anonymous. If I can't give you something in return for these bits immediately it'll eat at Trixie and possibly drive her insane. You don't want that now, do you?"

"Well no, but—"

"Very well then. It's agreed," the unicorn said, a small, almost playful smile coming to her face. "Trixie sees that you placed more than ten bits into her hat. She'll just have to go above and beyond to earn those few extra bits then."

Even as she said all of this, Trixie's face was bright red, though that didn't stop her from bringing you close.

"Is there any technique that you might prefer, Anon?" she asked.

"I'd honestly prefer if you took me to dinner first, you crazy horse," you said, looking around. "Or at the very least not doing this out in the streeeeeeee—"

Leaning forward, Trixie rubbed the tip of her nose against your groin.You jumped at the sensation, trying to take a step back, only for the unicorn's magic to hold you in place. Trixie let out a murmur, rubbing you a little more firmly. You could hear her taking a deep breath, shivering a few moments later.

"Goodness... I had heard you humans had a pungent odor, but I never imagined it would be this strong," she muttered, rubbing her muzzle up and down your length. "It's as if you were in heat..."

You tried to fight it, but you weren't made of stone. The nuzzling, the hot, moist breath that you could feel seeping through your clothing with each breath Trixie took, the fact that a cute little horse was determined to molest you out in public like this. You began to get hard.

Trixie let out a noise of excitement when she felt you twitching against her muzzle. She leaned so far forward that her rump was almost out of her stool, rubbing herself against you with more force. The mare began mouthing your cock, teasing you through your pants. When you were hard enough to pitch a proper tent, she even began licking your tip with her long, thick tongue.

You tried keeping as quiet as you could, even as her saliva soaked your pants and your dick was throbbing, squirming where you stood.

It felt good. Really, really good. So good, in fact, that if she didn't stop soon you might have made even more of a mess of your poor pants. Thankfully, Trixie leaned back.

The mare's face was now bright red. She was panting, her tongue hanging out of her mouth and her eyes slightly hazy. You watched as she swallowed, licking the spit from her lips.

"You... You are ready," she said, not taking her eyes off your groin. "Now it's time for Trixie to show you some real magic."

The tip of her horn lit up, her magic pulling both your pants and underwear down. Your head snapped from side to side. There was still enough light outside for any pony walking around to clearly see just what you two were doing, and while you weren't too sure about Equestria's public indecency laws you had a feeling that at the very least you'd get a very stern talking to from someone.

Your dick, free from its confines sprang up before flopping down onto Trixie's muzzle. The unicorn twitched with a sharp inhale.

"Wow..." you heard her say, her eyes widening.

Trixie was so enraptured that her grip on your legs disappeared. If you wanted, you could have made your escape if you were fast enough. No matter how hard you tried, you legs just wouldn’t move.

Your cock throbbed, bouncing against her nose, coating it with precum.Trixie smiled, her tongue slipping out of her mouth to lick it clean. Her horn glowed, and your hands were guided to the top of her head.

"Now, for my first trick I'll make your cock... disappear."

She leaned forward, her mouth opening. Her lips wrapped around your cockhead, her tongue began to lazily swirl around your length. You couldn't quite stop yourself from making a noise, a squeak escaping you. Your fingers dug into the mares scalp as she began humming. Every muscle in your lower body tensed as a pleasure raced up your spine, and it was all you could do not to thrust forward as hard as you could.

Trixie paused, pulling back until just your tip was in her mouth. You saw her nostrils flare, saliva pooling out from around her mouth to drip onto the dirt street. She gave you another wink before forcing herself forward, going deeper this time before pulling back again and taking another breath. With each bob of her head more and more of your cock disappeared into her mouth before, just as she had taken half of you, your tip met some resistance.

Trixie's eyes widened, body twitching as she paused. Her tongue work stopped for a moment as the mare's eyes narrowed. Cock still in her mouth, she took a deep breath, angling her head upward slightly. You felt her swallow as she forced herself forward.

A groan escaped you as your tip was enveloped in tightness and an almost overwhelming heat. Your hips jerked, forcing another inch of your maleness down the mare's throat. Trixie's eyes went huge, the unicorn's whole body tense for a moment before it became relaxed. She reached up with shaky hooves, wrapping them around your legs, forcing more of your cock down her throat.

You grip on her mane loosened, your belly heaving. "Fuuuuuuuck," you swore, shutting your eyes tight.

Trixie groaned around your cock, forcing herself forward. You tried pushing her head back to stop her but she wasn't taking no for an answer. She went deeper and deeper, until there was a noticeable bulge in her throat and there were tears in her eyes until, at least, you felt her muzzle press against your pelvis. Her body spasmed, eyes rolling in her skull.

The mare gargled around your cock, hooves tightening around your legs. She held this position for ten, fifteen, twenty seconds before you felt her gagging around you.

You grabbed her by her ears, and this time she didn't stop you from pushing her back until your tip slipped out of her mouth with a wet plop. Trixie let out a cough, looking at you with an annoyed expression, which was ruined somewhat by the tears streaming down her spit and pre-cum covered cheeks and chin.

"What" She coughed again, licking her lips. "What in Equestria do you think you're doing?"

Before you could answer, she forced your hands back onto the top of her head with a spell.

"Trixie said that she was going to go above and beyond. I'm not going to have you make me a liar, hyoo-man."

"Trix—Fuck!"

She darted forward, taking you back into her mouth, sucking on your tip hard enough to steal your breath away. Her magic pinned you in place once again as she began bobbing and twisting her head like a mad mare.

The bobs were smooth, deep. She never took you to the hilt as she had, but she didn't need to. The unicorn seemed to know every spot to hit. Whenever she saw your expression change or saw you trying to stifle a groan, she'd change technique. The bobs became short and slow, focused on the first third of your cock while one of her hooves played with your balls. When she thought you were getting too used to the treatment, she'd lurch forward, forcing your tip into her throat for a few moments before pulling back.

You could feel that familiar ticklish sensation starting to build up. Your hips started to move on their own, forcing more of your length into Trixie's mouth. She sucked all the harder, even as your tip started hitting the back of her throat.You tilted her head upward so that you could slip back into that overwhelming tightness, and soon you found yourself fucking the unicorn's face proper.

Trixie gave you no resistance as you began hilting her face, her tongue just slipped out of her mouth to lap at your balls or tickle the underside of your cock. Her face was completely soaked and spit and cum, her hair was messy, and her eyes were crossed.

The sight along was too much.

That ticklish sensation grew and grew, until it threatened to boil over. Your thrusts became sloppier, more wild, and you were gripping the unicorn's mane so hard that you were surprised you weren't ripping it out by the roots. Panting, your belly heaving, you were able to thrust, then thrust again before you could feel your cock twitching hard.

"Fucking... fucking... fuck! Trixie!"

Trixie's eyes focused at the sound of her name. Her horn sparked to life, pulling your hands from her mane. She pulled back in one smooth motion, grabbing your cock with both hooves and stroking it as fast as she could.

"Come on," she said. "Cum for the Great and Powerful Trixie you fat-dicked colt!"

She opened her mouth wide, sticking her tongue out with an "Awwwww!". You thrust in time with her jerks, back arching as the pleasure hit you like a tidal wave.

Your first rope went high, hitting Trixie's horn and forcing her to close an eye. The mare let out a groan, tilting your dick downward so that let shot fired onto her tongue. You came again and again, more than you had ever in your life, so much that the mare's tongue and the sides of her mouth were completely covered.

Trixie was able to get one last rope out of you, aiming it so that it went up the length of her muzzle, before you were spent. She let you go, and you almost fell to the ground in a heap as a wave of exhaustion hit you. The mare looked up at you, closing her mouth and swallowing.

Her eyes slid shut. "Salty..." she murmured with a hum, purple eyes snapping up to your face. "So, was that satisfactory?"

~_~_~_~_~_~_~

Be Starlight.

Be a little peeved as Trixie skipped into your bedroom, head held high. She still had Anon's cum all over her muzzle, and she looked as smug as you've ever seen her, which was something for the magician.

"Trixie told you she could do it, Starlight!" she said as she made her way over to you. "That colt was putty in her hooves!"

You sighed, horn glowing, levitating a bag of bit over to the unicorn.

"Here, fifty bits, just like we bet," you said, not able to keep the irritation out of your voice

This was supposed to be an easy bet. What stallion would pay a mare to blow them? Much less do it in the middle of the bucking street?

But it had happened; heck, you had watched the whole thing via magic, so it wasn't like you could deny it. Sure, it was a little cheap that she made up that whole story about Twilight, but you didn't SPECIFICALLY say that she couldn't when you laid the ground rules. This still felt entirely unfair however, and you were a bit butt-bothered about the whole thing.

Trixie snatched the bits out of your magic, grinning. "Told you I could do it," she sing-songed. "You're lucky the Great and Merciful Trixie didn't make the bet one hundred bits."

"Yeah, yeah, no need to rub it in," you said.

"I'm not rubbing it in, I'm simply implying that you shouldn't think so little of your best friend next time. As if I couldn't talk anypony into my bed with the greatest of ease!"

"It wouldn't have worked with a stallion and you know it!"

Trixie giggled, reaching up to wipe some of the cum on her face away. She examined it for a few seconds before licking her hoof clean.

You frowned. "Sooo... how was it?"

"Much better than watching it, I promise you," Trixie said. "I can see why some mares are so interested in hyoomans."

She looked back over at you, smirking. "Bet you I can get him to put it in my tailhole by the end of the month."

Your eyes narrowed down to slits.

"...I'll take that bet."

Bonus Chapter: Poochie on the Prowl

Still be Anon.

It had been a few days since that whole thing with Trixie. To your slight shame, that wasn't the last time you had given the mare some bits in exchange for lewd favors. It was only slightly shameful because Trixie could suck out your soul through your cock, and really seemed to enjoy leaving you a crumpled, broken, sexually spent husk of a man.

Every single day the two of you had fooled around, with Trixie going so far as to come over to your house when she knew you were off work so she could jump you as soon as you came through the door. The one time she hadn't even let you get out of your work clothes, sucking you off in the middle of your kitchen. She had insisted on hopping into the shower with you to clean up, and then stayed late snuggling up against you on your couch watching human movies before she got bored and blew you again. "That one is on Trixie," she had told you, your cum on her face and in her mane.

It had been a wild few days, and Trixie was probably well on her way in paying her rent for her wagon. Which was kinda good, right? Just because you got blowjobs in exchange didn't make you a dirtbag. That whole thing wasn't even your idea; Trixie was the one yanking your pants down most days. You were the good guy in this situation if you really thought about it.

Today had been a particularly hard day at work. The section of line that you and your crew were working on today had been the mother of all pains. The area had been rocky, making it hard to dig even with the help of those stupidly strong earth ponies. Applejack and a few mares had also complained about you being the on-site foreman. Again.

You swear that apple farmer went out of her way to be a pain in your neck. It wasn't going to be fun at all whenever you had to put a line through her property.

Still, you had gotten the work done. Two miles of line had been put in, tested, and buried, with another day of the same tomorrow. You were exhausted, both physically and mentally, so much so that you had almost asked one of your crew to carry you home on their backs. Which, now that you think about it, was probably some sort of racial discrimination that could have gotten your ass fired.

The walk home was longer than usual as you dragged your feet, so tired that you could barely say hello to the ponies that waved at you. You were so sweaty that your shirt clung to your chest, and every time you walked you swore your boots made a squelching sound. Even so, you were able to make it to your house, kick off those boots, and plop down onto your couch. You even let out one of those tired, defeated old-man groans to round the whole thing off.

Since you and your crew had started early in the day--as you always did, to keep Celestia's sun from making an already hard job miserable--there was still a lot of the day left. If you weren't so tired, you might have gotten some other work done. Maybe go shopping, maybe put in that gutter for your roof like you swore you'd do a month ago. As it was, the only reason you didn't pass out on the couch was because you didn't want the thing to get all gross from sweat and dirt.

You yawned, rubbing your face with a hand, ready to get up and make the arduous journey up the stairs toward your bathroom, when you heard your front door opening. Back on Earth, this might have been the cause of some alarm, especially since whoever was coming in hadn't even knocked, but it was different in Equestria. Ponies liked to just sort of walk into folks' houses; it was some sort of weird herd mentality, friendship-based tradition they had. The mayor told you about it when you had first moved in, since she knew that most humans locked their doors like a sensible species, and you had sort of gone with the flow after that. You heard your door click shut, which was followed by the sounds of hoofsteps on your nice wooden floor.

You attempted to get up with a grunt, failed, and sort of slumped against your couch. "If you're those Filly Scouts again I don't want any popcorn," you called. "I already got ten boxes of the stuff."

A giggle came from the hallway. "I'm a bit too old to be a Filly Scout, and I think their popcorn is pretty gross, so you don't have anything to worry about," a voice called back.

You recognized that voice. It was comrade Starlight, commie horse extraordinaire.

The mare poked her head into your living room, a smile on her face. "I see you just got off work. You look tired."

"Yep," you said, shaking your head. "I'm pretty beat."

"I heard Applejack was giving you a hard time again."

"She was. The turd."

"I wouldn't get too mad at her, Anon," Starlight said, making her way into the room. "She's an old-fashioned mare. She just doesn't want you hurting yourself."

"I barely do any of the heavy lifting," you said. "I just yell at people and try to keep them from killing themselves with power tools. It's not like I'm juggling knives."

"I'll ask Twilight to talk with her again. See if she can get her to leave you alone," Starlight said, taking a seat right in front of you.

"I'd really appreciate it," you said, letting your eyes slip shut. "That mare's been getting real insufferable lately. So, what brought you here? Trying to convert me to Marxist teachings again?"

Starlight snorted. "You can make fun all you want, but he really did have some good ideas."

"Ideas so good that they never worked in any meaningful scale whatsoever."

You heard Starlight take a deep breath, as she usually did before a rant. This time though, oddly enough, she didn't immediately assault you with words and "facts" and all of that nonsense.

"Joking aside, I really need to talk to you about something, Anon," she said.

"Yeah, and what's that, Glimmy?"

"Well... Twilight has decided to start making me pay rent for staying in her castle. More than I can afford to be honest..."

Your eyes snapped open. "You're shitting me, right?" you asked

Starlight stared at you solemnly, not saying a word. The two of you just sort of stared at each other, silence filling the air. You were almost about to have an existential crisis when the unicorn's mouth twitched. She then let out a snort, which turned into a belly laugh.

"Oh, the look on your face," she said between chuckles, pointing at you. "Oh Celestia was that worth it..."

You frowned as she had a good giggle at your expense. "Was that really necessary?" you asked.

"Sorry, sorry," Starlight said, wiping a tear from her eye. "I couldn't help it. It was just too good of an opportunity to pass up"

"So... you know about me and Trixie?"

"Of course."

You sat up, leaning forward. "I gotta ask, since you're Twilight's personal student and all, is that whole thing about Trixie needing to pay her rent to park her wagon actually real?"

"Of course not," Starlight said, shaking her head. "Twilight would never do anything like that."

Oh. Oh, that little blue turd.

"Really?"

"Yep, in fact I'm really surprised that you fell for that," the unicorn continued.

"How was I supposed to know?" you asked defensively. "Trixie played it off really well! Are you sure she doesn't actually pay rent? Because if she doesn't I'm gonna be pretty upset."

Starlight just chuckled. "You hyoo-mans are a bit gullible, huh?"

You took in a deep breath, then exhaled. If Glimmy wasn't bullshitting you, you just might be the stupidest man that has ever lived. Like a mythically stupid individual.

"She actually doesn't have to pay rent then?" you asked.

"Nope. Not a bit," Starlight replied.

"You're absolutely sure?"

"Ah-huh."

You slowly nodded, not really upset, but pretty confused. "Is this some weird cultural thing, mares tricking guys into paying them for sexual favors, or was I just getting messed with?"

Starlight's grin lessened somewhat. "Welllllll, actually, Trixie and I had a bet going on," she said, looking bashful. "I bet her fifty bits she couldn't get a stallion to pay for a blowjob."

"...Why?"

The unicorn shrugged. "I like to gamble, and I thought it was a sure-fire bet. I didn't expect you to fall for it."

She looked up at you, ears folding against her skull.

"Would it make you feel any better if I told you she was gonna give you all your bits back?"

That did make you feel a bit better. Not that you were really all that mad to be honest. You had worked in construction all of you life; you had seen some of the lengths people went to win bets or prove points. Tricking someone into getting a blowjob wasn't in your top ten. Unfortunately.

"If it was just for a bet and she's giving me back my money, why the hell is she over here every single day?" you asked.

Starlight looked at your groin. "I saw your first little "session". If I was Trixie I'd be coming over here everyday too."

The unicorn cleared her throat.

"There's also the fact that we might have also made another bet. If she managed to talk you into putting it in her tailhole by the end of the month I'd owe her a hundred bits."

You stared at the mare for a few seconds before a chuckle escaped you. "Well, you would have won that bet," you said. "I'm not much of an anal guy."

"Really? Aw," Starlight said, pouting. "I should have waited then."

"You should have," you said. "Now you gotta pay her the bits because you told me, you little cheater."

"What? No I don't," Starlight said, eyes widening.

"Of course you do. You can't just make a bet and try to weasel out of it," you replied.

"Trixie won't know I tried to weasel out of it if you don't tell her, Anon. Come on, be a sister from another mister. Please?" Her eyes once again flicked to your groin. "If you keep your mouth shut I'll make it worth your wild."

You watched as her tail flicked from side to side as the tip of her horn glowed, unbuttoning your pants. This turn of events wasn't something you were expecting. Still, you weren't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Heh. Horse puns.

"If I tattle I might be able to talk her into giving me half the bits," you said.

For a moment, Starlight looked a bit panicked. A hundred bits wasn't an insignificant amount of money. You had no idea how much her job at the friendship school paid, but you had a feeling that this bet was close to a paycheck for her. You watched as she quietly wrestled with something in her mind before a smile came back to her face.

"Then I just I'll just have to give you a sixty bit experience then, huh?" she said, tilting her head to the side.

Your pants zipper was pulled down all the way. A grunt escaped you as you felt her magic grab your dick and slip it through the hole in your underwear.

"You think you can do that, Glimmy?" you asked, leaning back into your couch. "That's a lot more than what Trixie charges."

"Trixie just uses her mouth," Starlight said, eyeing your cock. "Sure, she's pretty good at it, but a mouth is nothing compared to magic. Especially when somepony knows what they're doing."

She got up, moving close enough that she was able to rest her head on your thigh. Her horn glowed just a bit brighter, and right above her an ethereal hand formed out of her magic.

"With enough practice, a unicorn can basically do whatever she wants," Starlight said, making the hand open and close. "If you're really powerful, the sky's the limit."

She nuzzled your leg, eyes slipping shut.

"Hmmm... I can see why Trixie loves coming here right after you get off work," she muttered, grinding her flank against your floor. "That smell really is something."

You lifted up a hand, placing it on the mare's head as her magic hand floated down and grabbed your cock. Oddly, it felt warm as it touched your bare flesh, with a very slight tingle. Another hand materialized, floating down to cup your balls as the other began to stroke you. Starlight had the hand make twisting motions, using both slow, long strokes and short, quick pumps. You leaned back a little more, spreading your legs nice and wide as you found yourself becoming hard.

Starlight sighed as you began scratching her ears.

"That's a neat trick, but I don't think a handjob is gonna cut it, Glimmy," you said. "This is nice, but not sixty bits nice."

The mare giggled breathlessly, her tail flicking back and forth. She tilted her head up to look at you as she began slapping your cockhead against her soft, furry cheek.

"I know, you silly colt. I just needed to get you all ready."

The hand groping your balls disappeared, and the hand stroking you make it's way down to your base, keeping your tip pointed at the ceiling.

"Like I said, a unicorn can use her magic for anything," Starlight said, wisps of magic coming off of her horn and floating above her head.

It quickly formed into a mouth; her mouth, you realized after a few seconds.

"A mouth—"

The magic twisted and molded, turning into a winking marehood.

"A pussy—"

It changed again, turning into what looked like a fleshlight.

"Or something even better than both of them."

She brought the fleshlight-looking thing down, rubbing it against your tip. Your cock twitched, and you let out a startled moan. It was warm, and softer than anything that you had ever felt in your entire life; sort of what you imagined a cloud would feel like if you could actually touch one. Just that little rub made your body curl forward in pleasure.

"If you think that feels good wait until you're inside of it," Starlight said, positioning the thing right above your cock. "Ready?"

"A-Actually, maybe—FUCK!"

In one swift motion Starlight brought down the fleshlight, forcing all of your cock inside of it
For a moment, your vision actually went white. Your chest seized, and every muscle tensed as by pleasure unlike any that you had ever felt wracked your body. Your hands shot up, trying to grab something, eyes widening. If you had been able to, you might have let out a scream.

The inside of the fleshlight was a moving, almost living thing.

It pulsed, moved; it was warm, wet. At the same time though, it was otherworldly. Nothing in your life was comparable to what it was doing to you. It felt so good that it was almost painful.

Starlight twisted it, pulling it a few inches up your cock before slamming it back down. Stars exploded across your vision. Your hips jerked, and you found your iron-hard cock firing rope after rope of cum.

Starlight winced as the first load flew over her head."Oops. Maybe I put a little too much oomph into it," she said, as another spurt of cum hit her mane and horn.

The fleshlight quickly disappeared, though you continued cumming harder and longer than you ever had before. By the end of it, you didn't have the strength to hold your head up. Your balls felt empty, and your cock felt like you had just tried fucking a big ass shop-vac. That otherworldly, indescribable pleasure disappeared, replaced by an uncomfortable, aching pain .

Wheezing, you slumped sideways onto your couch, eyes shut tight. Something nuzzled your chin.

"Anon? You okay there, champ?" Starlight asked.

It took a few moments for you to collect yourself, cracking open an eye to see that the unicorn's face was coated in your cum. Usually, such a sight would have been hot, with Trixie seeing that would have you ready for a second round in just a few minutes, but you couldn't feel much of anything right now.

"...Owwww," you managed to say, eyes slipping back shut.

"Sorry, sorry. I didn't think the spell would work that well," Starlight said.

"It feels like someone tried to pull my soul through my dick," you replied, curling into a ball. "I don't like it."

"That might be the rush of endorphins. Or you might have cum so hard you pulled something important. Here, let me fix that."

The twinkle of magic filled the air, this was followed by a cooling, soothing feeling entering through your toes and quickly working its way up your body. The aching and exhaustion went away, which allowed you to open your eyes and sit up.

You looked down at your now soft cock, then at the mare sitting in front of you, taking a deep breath. "Please don't do that again," you said

"I won't," Starlight said, placing a hoof against her chest. "Are you okay now? That spell should have negated any negative affects the spell might have on you."

"What even was that?"
"Something that I worked on while I was a... mayor," the unicorn said.

"Mayor? You were never a mayor, you crazy little commie."

"I was too! Sure, they didn't call me a mayor, but I sorta was one!"

"Are you talking about that weird cult town you used to run?"

"It was NOT a cult town."

"It really was, but why in the world did you need a spell like that?"

Starlight opened her mouth before it snapped shut, a blush coming to her face. "Well... I always wanted to be covered in stallion cum," she said, looking down at the floor. "I made that spell, and was trying to figure out how to talk every stallion in town to let me use the spell on them at the same time, but Twilight and the other girls came in before that "plan" could come bare fruit."

She looked down at your cock, letting out a chuckle as she placed a hoof against her cum-soaked hair.

"Though it looks like I wouldn't have needed more than one or two stallions if you're anything to go by."

Her horn sparked to life, and the cum was gone from her face and mane. She hopped into your lap.

"Are you sure you're alright?" she asked, nuzzling your throat.

"I'm fine," you said. "Seriously though, I'd never use that spell on a stallion. That could be used to torture someone I bet."

"I won't. Cross my heart and hope to fly; all of that other stuff too," Starlight said, going through the motions, even poking her eye. "Speaking of bets, I guess I really flubbed it on this one, huh?"

"Yeah. I think you kinda did," you agreed, wrapping an arm around her.

The two of you were silent for a few moments.

"Anon?"

"Yeah?"

"You know, I have another spell. Not like the one I just used, but sorta the same."

"I bet you do."

You poked the mare's cutiemarks, causing her to giggle.

"It's actually a spell created by a very famous mage: Tiny Dancer. That mare was known for her... interesting spells. It's tested, and I'm positive that it'd have the same result for you as it would a regular stallion."

She grinded her rump against your groin.

"After that I can just get you off using the conventional means. I might not be Trixie, but I'm sure I can get that monster of yours spurting."

You knew you should have probably just told the crazy horse no, that you had gotten your fill of magic for the day. It would have been the smart, sane thing to do. You were many things, but smart and sane?

Not so much.

"It's not gonna hurt, right?" you asked. "Because if it does I'm gonna go bananas on you."

"It won't hurt are all," Starlight said. "I'm eighty--ninety-five percent sure."

You let out a sigh. "Fuck it. I'm not here for a long time I'm here for a good time. Hit me."

Starlight's horn glowed as she tapped it against the bottom of your chin. There was a small jolt, then nothing. Just sitting there, you waited.

"You sure this is supposed to work? 'Cause I'm really not feeling anything."

"Just be patient. It's suppose to take a few seconds."

A few seconds passed, then a few more, and still nothing. You were about to ask the Starlight to cast it on you again when you finally felt something.

It started out in your chest; a warmth, a pleasant heat. With each breath you took, it started to spread outward. It made its way down your chest, down your arms and legs, the heat never becoming uncomfortable or overwhelming until it hit your groin.

Your cock twitched as the heat grew warmer. You found yourself holding Starlight close, resting your chin on top of her head. With each breath you could pick up a new scent; sweet, musky, mouthwatering. It caused you to bury your face into the mare's mane, inhaling deeply, your cock twitching again.

Starlight once again grinded herself against your lap, and you became acutely aware that the mare's rump was wet. Your hands made their way down her sides toward her rump, giving it a firm squeeze as you nipped at her neck. The unicorn giggled. Her voice, usually sweet and adorable--like most ponies--sounded downright angelic. In fact, everything about her seemed just a bit better than before. Her fur was softer, the warmth coming off her body felt nicer, she smelled better than anything you had ever smelled.

"You okay there, Anon?" she asked.

You didn't answer, your hands leaving her rump. Starlight jumped as you fingers brushed against her inner thighs.

"I guess it's working huh? See, I told you it wasn't that b—AD!"

The mare twitched as you ran your fingertips along her marehood. She was soaking wet, and you could feel the heat coming from her nethers. Starlight let out a groan as you toyed with her clit, wrapping your free arm around the mare's belly and lifting her up a bit before rubbing your face against her neck and chest.

You used your thumb to rub it in gentle circles while your pointer and middle fingers rubbed her lips. Her clit winked against your hand, the mare's legs closing around your arm as her back arched.

"Oh... Oh that feels really, really nice," Starlight said, breathless.

She tried to tilt her head over to look at you, but you just nuzzled yourself more firmly against her neck. The mare let out laugh, which turned into a squeak as you slipped a finger inside of her.

Your breathing hitched, and you almost let out a squeak along with her. She felt so warm, so wet. You could feel her inner muscles flexing around your finger, prompting you to push it deeper inside until you were past the second knuckle.

"T-That's... Oh Celestia," Starlight said, tensing as you dragged the finger along her walls.

She tensed as your digit slid on a slightly textured surface, letting out a hiss in your ear. You pumped your finger in and out of her, slowly, savoring that musky, powerful scent as it grew more noticable. Your hand grew slick with Starlight's excitement, but you couldn't bring yourself to care as you slipped another finger inside of her.

Fingertips tickled her walls. Each time she clenched you wiggled your fingers back and forth. Your other hand made its way down to play with her rock hard teats, which had her panting like a dog while she grinded herself against your lap.

Your eyes slipped shut, and you let out a hum as you slipped a third finger inside of the mare, much to her enjoyment. It was relaxing, it was enjoyable; you might have continued fingering the mare until the sun when down if an idea didn't suddenly pop into your head.

Pulling your fingers out of the mare, ignoring her groan of disapproval, you popped them into your mouth. The taste was out of this world. Sweet, savory, tangy; it was so good that your eyes snapped open. You needed more.

Starlight, watching you lick her cum off your hand, turned beet red. "Holy fuck that’s ho—eep!"

You hoisted the mare into the air. As she squirmed, you laid down onto the couch, placing her rump right at eye level and gently laying her down. Your head forced her legs to spread out wide, her tail tickling the top of your head and the back of your neck as you dragged your tongue up the length of her pussy.

"A-ANON!" she said, alarmed, legs clamping around your head.

A groan escaped you. She tasted even better like this. The weight of her on top of you, the heat, the smell. You weren't a religious man, but now you were starting to see the appeal.

You lapped at her marehood and her inner thighs, licking her clean of her arousal before once again attacking her slit. Her clit winked against your nose as your tongue parted her lips with each drag upward of the tongue. Starlight continued to wiggle and squirm, but eventually went limp when you slipped a tongue inside of her. Her inner muscles clamped down so hard that they nearly forced your tongue out of her. You persevered, wiggling your tongue from side to side, slowly but surely forcing your way deeper inside of her.

Your tongue brushed against that slightly rough texture again, and Starlight let out a scream that you could clearly hear even with her legs wrapped around your head. A mouth wrapped around your cock, a tongue swirling around your head, but you barely noticed. Your tongue slipped deeper into the unicorn, you licked her with more fervor until her belly was heaving and your head, neck, and chest were covered in her arousal.

"Fucking buck! A-Anon! You really need to—" Starlight began.

You pulled your tongue out of the mare. Dragging your tongue up her slit, you stopped at her clit. It winked against your lips, and without a second thought you began to suck on it. Starlight's body went from limp to and as a rock and shaking in less that a second. The mare bucked her hips, letting out a yelp. You wrapped your arms around your waist, keeping her pinned against you as you continued to suck.

"OhmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshOHMYGOSHI'MGONNAFUCKINGCUM!"

A shiver ran through Starlight's body, the mare screaming as she came all over your face. You let out a hungry growl, letting go of her clit to lick her clean.

~_~_~_~_~_~

Be Starlight.

Be very much exhausted.

It had been a little shaky at first, but you think everything went wonderfully. Tiny Dancer’s spell—basically a watered down Want-It Need-It spell—had worked better than you expected. You had heard that really didn't work on ponies—something about your natural magic messing with the spell—but Anon hadn't been able to keep his hands off of you.

It was a shame that you had emptied his nuts so fast with your first spell, otherwise you might have seen if the colt would have let you bounce on that big cock of his. Maybe next time if you could talk Trixie into it?

At the very least you could make up for the fact that you came so quickly. That shit was embarrassing.

You giggled as Anon peppered your face with kisses. The hyoo-man had pinned you underneath him, arms wrapped around your middle.. You were pawing at his chest and face, playfully trying to dodge his smooching. You could have easily teleported away, but it was just too much fun seeing Anon like this.

Anon, planting one last kiss on your lips—which you returned since you weren't made out of stone—maneuvered himself so that he was laying on his side. Almost as soon as he did it, you heard his breathing slow.

You wiggled yourself against him, your back pressed against his chest. "So... did you enjoy yourself?" you asked

Of course, the sleeping hyoo-man didn't reply, so you used your magic to pick one of his arms up. With a giggle, you draped it over yourself. This was worth every one of those hundred bits.

Bonus Chapter II: Tickle the Twiggle

"Why don't they just shoot the good guy?"

You let out a sigh.

You were sitting on your couch, a blanket draped over your legs. Sitting on your coffee table was a collection of drinks and snacks, and your TV was playing one of your favorite action movies. On one side was Trixie, on the other was Starlight. Both mares had their heads resting on each of your thighs, their hooves hanging off the couch. Starlight had a drink floating next to her head, while Trixie was using her wizard hat as a popcorn trough.

Nothing was really supposed to happen today; you had just sort of wanted to get cleaned up after work and go to sleep, but apparently the mares had decided that it was a movie night. You had just gotten out of the shower when they had barged in your house with bags filled with junk food, demanding that you put a movie in. It wasn't too bad if you were being honest; this was the end of the work week and you could use some relaxing.

If only you could get these horses to shut up while the movie was playing.

"Look, they're all just standing there and he's tied to a chair. Why not just shoot him?" Starlight asked to no one in particular, pointing a hoof at your TV. "Do your weird gun stick things need time to warm up?"

"Trixie agrees," Trixie said before sticking her muzzle into her hat.

The sounds of the mare noisily munching her popcorn almost drowned out the exposition that was going on.

"If you shoot him now he won't be able to stop you later. At the very least break his legs."

"I was just going to say that! Break his legs if you don't want to kill him, or duct tape him to the ceiling or throw him in some sort of cell. Don't just keep him tied up like that!"

"Both of you horses are psychopaths," you said. "Also, shut your gabbers and just watch the movie."

"But the movie's dumb, Anon," Starlight said. "I liked that other movie we watched last time better."

"Well tough titties. I picked this one and we're watching it," you said as you flicked the unicorn's ears.

Starlight's ears flicked back and forth as she looked up at you, face scrunched up. "I think we should watch something else."

"Trixie thinks we should wait until that hyoo-man female finally gets the teats to mare the fuck up and stop letting the stallions get away with this," Trixie said through a mouthful of popcorn. "Then we can turn the movie off."

You were about to tell the two you weren't stopping this movie, especially since it was more than halfway over already, when you heard a pop. A green light flashed above you, and you were able to look up just in time for a scroll to smack you on the head. It bopped off your nose, and would have fallen to the floor if Starlight hadn't caught it with her magic.

"What's this?" she asked.

"A scroll," Trixie automatically replied, not taking her eyes off your TV screen.

Starlight, frowning, smacked the unicorn on the top of the head with the scroll before levitating it into your hand.

You turned it over in your hand, seeing what looked like one of those wax seals. "Look at that," you said, showing it to Starlight.

The mare picked her head up, brow furrowing. "That's Twilight's seal," she said. "I wonder why she sent you a letter? She could have just given me a message..."

Trixie pushed her wizard's hat away, reaching for her drink. "It might have something to do with her catching Anon and Trixie fucking in the street."

Before she could take a sip of her drink, you reached over and placed a hand over the top of it, taking it out of her magical aura and sitting it back down onto the table. "She did what now?"

Trixie's ears perked up as she looked at you. Her expression was one of innocent confusion, like she hadn't just dropped a bombshell out of nowhere.

"What?" she asked.

"The fuck you mean what?" you asked. "Wadda mean she was watching us fucking in the street?!"

"She caught us when Trixie was trying to make you cum as far as you could, remember?" the unicorn said. "When you left, Twilight gave Trixie a very stern talking to. She seemed upset."

"And you decided to tell us now?" Starlight asked, looking worried as she sat up.

"Trixie was GOING to," the unicorn said. "She just... forgot."

"How in the hay do you forget something like that?"

"Trixie is a magician, not somepony with a photographic memory, Starlight."

You shushed both mares before they could break out into a proper argument, staring down at the scroll in your hands. A couple thoughts passed through your mind, some of them pretty worrying. Having some random pony seeing you and Trixie fooling around was one thing, but this was a different beast entirely.

Princess Twilight had a lot more power than most ponies realized. It was because of her you were even able to move into Equestria. If she wanted, she could no doubt send you right back home without so much as batting an eyelash. Or worse.

Swallowing the lump that was forming in your throat, you popped the seal and unrolled the scroll. You recognized the princess's small, neat hoofwriting as you began to read. The letter was short and relatively sweet. You weren't being banished or thrown in horse jail, thankfully, but the princess did want you to come to her castle to talk.

Relief immediately filled you, and you released the breath you hadn't realized you had been holding.

"Is it bad?" Starlight asked, nudging your elbow with her snout.

"No. Thank god," you said, rolling the scroll up and tossing it onto your coffee table. "She just wants me to go to the castle."

"See? There's nothing to worry about," Trixie said with a wave of her hoof. "You'll probably just get yelled at like Trixie did, maybe a fine and some community service."

She tried to use her magic to pick up her drink from the table, only for Starlight to snatch it and set it back down.

"When do you need to go?" she asked, ignoring Trixie's irritated huff

"The letter said immediately, so I guess I'm going now," you said, nudging both mares. "Come on, let me up."

After a few more nudges, both of the unicorns got out of your lap, allowing you to get to your feet. As much as you weren't looking forward to this—at best it'd be awkward, at worst you'd probably feel like a little kid once this was all over—it was probably a good idea to just take your lumps and move on with your life. Maybe Princess Twilight would just chew you out and not give you any sort of punishment?

You made your way over toward your front door, putting on your shoes. It might have been a good idea to dress up a bit before going to meet a princess, but she wanted you there ASAP; and besides, she'd probably be naked anyway, so no matter what you wore you'd be more dressed up than her.

"Well, wish me luck," you said, reaching for the doorknob. "I don't know how long till I'll be back. When you're done with the movie clean everything up. Do the dishes, and for the love of god use the sweeper."

"The sweeper scares Trixie," Trixie said. "It's too loud and tries to rip her tail out whenever she tries to use it. That thing is an evil device."

"Don't care. Sweep. Make Starlight do it if you're too much of a scaredy cat."

The mare began to retort, but you were already out the door before she could finish. As much as you would have liked to tease the mare about her last run-in with your Dyson, you wanted to get this whole mess over as soon as you could.

The walk to the castle was a pretty quick one. Most ponies were inside, either eating dinner or getting ready for bed. In no time at all you were standing at the front door of the castle.You attempted to knock, only for the door to open before your knuckles could touch the strange crystal material. The door didn't creak, but you could still feel the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end.

"...Oh no. This is just like some shitty horror movie," you muttered to yourself, poking your head inside.

Thankfully, the castle seemed well-lit, and there were no angry alicorns or worse things waiting for you.
You stepped inside, closing the door behind you.

"Twilight? Spike? Anyone here?" you called.

The only reply was your voice echoing against the walls.

Twilight's letter said that she wanted you to meet her in the throne room. You had been there only once before, on the day you had come to Ponyville in fact.

Twilight had wanted to greet you officially. That had been a heartwarming, private affair. You had a feeling this wouldn't be like that time.

The castle was a lot larger on the inside, with a confusing, twisted layout, but you still remember your way well enough to get there with only one or two wrong turns. And there it was: the throne room.

It's doors were wide open, and it's room was lit by the same bright magical light that illuminated the rest of the castle. The weird crystal table in the center of the room, usually showing a layout of Equestria, seemed turned off and, sitting on her throne, her head held high and an eyebrow raised, was Princess Twilight Sparkle.

You had been wrong in your assessment that the alicorn would be naked. She wore her crown on her head—something that you only see her wear during very important public ceremonies—and a pair of thigh-highs. They were a deeper shade of purple that her coat, hugging her back legs and thighs, so her cutiemarks were just visible, with a nice, tasteful frill on the ends. Her tail was also wrapped from the dock to the first few inches of her tail. You had no idea why she would be wearing thigh-high of all things, or would be wrapping her tail like that, but you weren't given much time to think on it as the princess loudly cleared her throat.

"Anonymous," Twilight said, her voice booming and stern.

You jumped, not realizing that you were gawking. "Yeah? Yes? Hello, there, Twi—"

"Your Highness," she immediately correct.

Your stomach tightened as she rose out of her throne, hopping out of it and leisurely making her way toward you. There was a sway in her step, which caused her rump to shift from side to side with an enticing wiggle.

There were a lot of great asses in Ponyville—and you weren't talking about the donkey variety—and Twilight had one of them. The mare had a butt you could bounce a bit off of.

Usually you'd be able to keep your eyes to yourself, but the thigh-highs and your nervousness were getting to you. "I... sorry, your highness," you said with a bow.

Twilight let out a "harrumph". "I asked you here to speak with you about something very important," she said.

You heard the twinkle of magic, which was followed by the big throne doors closing behind you.

You dryly swallowed. "Yeah. I know. Trixie kinda filled me in on why you're upset."

An invisible force grabbed your chin and gently, but firmly, tilted your head upward so that you were looking at the alicorn. Twilight's stern, royal expression had softened somewhat, though she still looked less than pleased.

"I'm not upset with you, Anon. I'm disappointed," she said. "What you and Trixie did was absolutely irresponsible. Forgetting the fact that it's illegal to do those kinds of things in public, what if a foal saw the two of you going at it? How do you think their parents would feel? How do you think the foal itself would feel? What about somepony who might have just wanted to go for a walk and turned the wrong corner?"

"I..."

Twilight shook her head as she began to slowly circle you.

"Ponyville is a quiet town, Anon. Other than a mishap or two, it's a very peaceful and pleasant town as well. The sort of things that you and Trixie did not only can give the town a bad reputation, but it can make ponies feel unsafe. If a mare and stallion fool around in public then it's possible that other more serious crimes can be happening that they don't know about. Ponies can feel unsafe, or even scared because you two couldn't wait until you were in a more private place."

You kept your gaze glued to the ground, feeling like absolute dirt. "You're right, Twilight," you said. "I messed up. We shouldn't have done what we did. I'm sorry; I mean it."

Behind you, Twilight let out a sigh. "I believe you, Anon," she said, giving your shoulder a pat with the tip of her wing. "You're a good stallion at heart, and the work you've helped do here will benefit the town for generations."

Out of the corner of your eye, you could see Twilight to your left as she slowly walked to your front. Something touched your right side, right above your hip. It was feather-light, but you swore you felt it.

"To be honest, I can't really blame you," the alicorn continued, looking up at the ceiling. "I've read how you hyoo-men males are. Full of hormones, eager, a little too honest for your good at times. You're more like our stallions than you know really. All you need is a tail tickling your nose and you can't help yourselves."

Another touch, this time on your thigh. You looked down just in time to see a purple aura moving toward the knot that was holding your pajama bottoms up before it disappeared.

"This is more Trixie's fault than yours really, though I can understand why she took such a... drastic step. Even the best of mares would have a hard time keeping their hooves to themselves when there's a cute, exotic male running around like yourself."

Twilight's circle around you grew tighter and tighter until she was just inches from you. You felt her wing brush against your back, then her side brushing against your lower body. Your hands opened and closed, eyes once again wandering toward her backside.

"It doesn't help that you colts are as horny as a filly that just got her cutiemark," Twilight said, her tail swatting your ass. "I've heard some stories. You'd think there would be some reservation in trying to fool around with another species, but you hyoo-mans seem more than eager."

The alicorn tightened her circling even more so that she was constantly rubbing herself against you. You could hear her sniffing the air as her groping became more flagrant and aggressive.

"I'm sure if I let you, you'd have your pants down for every single mare in town and beyond."

You reached out to squeeze the mare's ass. She let out a giggle, swatting your hand with her tail.

"I don't think your lack of control is totally your fault. You just need somepony to help expend all that extra energy you have."

Twilight was suddenly standing on her back legs, using your shoulders to support herself as she gave you a look that was nothing less that smoldering and sexy in equal parts.

"You need a mare to lay down the law. Give you a good, hard fucking every night. Isn't that right, Anon?"

She leaned forward, pressing her nose against yours before pulling back. Her wings unfurled, hovering around you so that your whole world was now purple .

"You need a big, strong mare to make an honest, upstanding stallion out of you," she said. "Trixie doesn't seem to know how to go about this, and my student seems just as ignorant. I'm sure I can do just a little bit better though."

Twilight nuzzled your cheek, her tongue slipping out of her mouth to drag across your neck. Not able to help yourself, you reached down and gave her ass a squeeze.

Your fingers dug into her coat. Her rump had a wonderful heft to it. A nice layer of muscle topped with enough chub that she'd put most earth ponies to shame.

Twilight let out a growl as your thumb traced circles against her cutiemarks. She pressed herself against you, wings flapping, filling the air with a sharp, sweet lavender scent.

The tip of her horn glowed as she leaned in to kiss you.. Not an aggressive, dominating kiss that Trixie preferred, but sort of like how Starlight liked to kiss. It was eager and enthusiastic, but a bit clumsy and with absolutely no tongue.

Your hands left her rump, slowly making their way up her back. Twilight tensed as she felt your hands slide up her sides. When your hands found their way to the base of her wings her eyes went huge, quickly becoming unfocused as you began to massage the space where back met joint. The mare leaned against you, deepening the kiss as the tip of her horn glowed.

Her magic undid the knot holding up your pants, and a savage yank had them down around your ankles. Twilight's crown fell from her head as she flapped her wings again, moaning into your mouth. It hit the ground with a clang, rolling underneath the weird crystal table as the mare began stroking your hardening cock through your boxers with a hoof.

Panting, Twilight broke the kiss. "I'm going to fuck you STUPID," she growled, horn glowing.

There was a spark of light and the sensation of weightlessness for a half-second, which was followed by your ears popping. A quick glance around showed you that you were no longer in the throne room, but what looked like a bedroom. That quick glance was all you got before the alicorn was once again kissing you.

She forced you backwards, step by step, until the back of your calves hit something. A shove forced you off your feet, where you thankfully fell back onto a bed. Twilight was immediately on top of you, straddling your waist.

She started grinding herself against your cock. The mare was soaked, and even hotter than Trixie, and your boxers were quickly soaked in her excitement. Twilight didn't seem in a hurry to rip your underwear off. Her hooves and her wings ran up and down your body, touching every inch of you while she licked and kissed at your chin and throat.

Your hands were no less adventurous. You, of course, played with her rump and wings, enjoying the way she squirmed on top of you and tried her hardest not to make any noise, but you also stroked her back and neck. Her face went cherry red when you grabbed one of her hooves and started kissing the frog, and her wings flapped when you started playing with the dock of her tail. You could feel her heart pounding in her chest, and her eyes were starting to become a little wild.

"Alright! Enough of this," she said, horn glowing. "Time to show you who's boss!"

Her magic grabbed your cock, pulling it out of the slit in your underwear to slap one of her teats. Twilight twitched as her marehood winked, her back legs squeezing your sides as she bit her lower lip. Her eyes snapped shut, wings fully extending. She stayed like that for a good minute, just breathing hard, before she was able to crack open an eye.

"S-Say you want it," she said.

You smiled, placing your hands on her hips. "Please?"

A purple aura formed around the base of your cock. Twilight took a few deep breaths, lifting her hips. Your cockhead was pressed against her marehood, which was followed by a few more deep breaths. Twilight lowered herself, eyes shut tight.

Her lips parted, there was some resistance. Grunting, the alicorn forced your tip inside with a downward wiggle.

Your breath caught in your throat. The mare's insides were like a furnace.Your cock throbbed as she lowered herself a bit more, making you squirm.

She felt good. Really, really good.

This almost felt like that spell that Starlight had used on you, but not as completely overwhelming. That ungodly pleasure as still there though. Better than any mouth, toy, or pussy that you had ever experienced. It was hard to think, and increasingly harder to breathe the lower she went.

Your fingers dug into the mare's fur as she took more and more of your cock. By the time she had hilted you, your face was covered in sweat and you could feel your cock leaking pre.

Twilight opened her eyes. Seeing your expression, she looked confused . She stared at you for several seconds, before she connected the dots. A great big smile came to her face as she leaned back, forcing your cock a little deeper inside of her.

"Does that feel good?" she asked with a wiggle.

Not trusting your voice, you just nodded.

The mare lifted her hips before slamming herself down. Her inside clenched down on you hard. Hips bucking, you let out a moan.

Twilight chuckled breathlessly. Placing her hooves against your chest, she began to slowly ride you. Up and went until just your tip was inside of her, then she once again lowered herself. Each inch of your cock was squeezed, massaged, teased. When she hilted you the mare would roll her hips, letting out a happy hum.

You could feel yourself shaking, hands trying to push her up and down faster as you felt an orgasm quickly building up. There wasn't even anyway to fight it either. You could feel it building up, making your toes curl and your back arched . You might have felt embarrassed, if it didn't feel so good.

"You like this alicorn pussy, you dirty little colt?" Twilight asked.

She dragged the tip of her wing across your face. Your breathing hitched as you felt yourself twitching inside of the mare. Your hips began thrusting, lifting yourself in time with Twilight's descent.

"Y-Yeah..." you managed to wheeze out.

Twilight lifted herself upward, allowing your cock to slip out of her. Your dick was harder that you had ever seen it, your tip almost a purplish color. You swore you could see the blood pulsing in it as Twilight let out another giggle. She grabbed it with her magic, slapping it against both of her teats. As the wet, meaty smacks filled the air, your cock twitched, firing a spurt of pre onto her lower belly.

"Oh no you don't," the mare said. "Can't letting you empty those balls in the cold, open air. Here, let's fix that~"

In one smooth motion, Twilight once again had you inside of her and hilted. Leaning forward, she lifted her fat rump, slapping it against your waist, once, twice, and for a third time. You could feel your nuts clench. Tensing, you found yourself sitting up, hands blindingly flailing as the pleasure became too much. Hugging the mare tight, you buried your face into her neck as you let out a scream, firing rope after rope of cum into her.

You could feel yourself becoming light-headed, stars exploding across your vision as you humped into the alicorn. Her insides continued to squeeze and massage, draining what was easily the longest orgasm that you had ever experienced in your entire life.

Twilight let out a moan, wrapping her wings around you as your entire body shook. "T-That's right. Try to knock your r-ruler up, you little slut~," she murmured in your ear.

You didn't stop cumming until you felt cum spurting out from around your cock, and even then you found that you couldn't go soft.

Twilight grabbed your face, pulling you into a kiss. This time you felt her tongue slip into your mouth. You tried to respond aggressively, but you were still too dazed to put up a proper fight. The mare toyed with your tongue, ran her tongue over your teeth, a shiver running through her as it dragged over your canines. Only when your chest was aching from lack of oxygen did she pull away with a gasp.

"Don't think we're anywhere close to done, stud," she said, wiping the saliva from her mouth with the back of her hoof. "I said I was going to fuck you stupid—"

She raised herself up, slamming herself back down. You bit your lip, tensing up from pleasure. You tried to lean away, but Twilight's wings kept you close against her.

"—and I'm not a mare to go back on my word."

Everything after that was a blur. One moment you had the mare on her back, both hands playing with her wings while you fucked her hard, the next she was jerking you off with both hooves until you exploded all over her face while you sucked on her teats.

You couldn't help yourself; it was almost as if the alicorn had put a spell on you. Her whole body seemed to be made to get you off. No matter how many times you came you'd be ready to go in no time at all. The two of you went at it like animals, even leaving the bed at one point to go at it on the floor.

That was where you found yourself now, one hand on the mare's lower back and the other near her face. Twilight had her rump in the air and her cheek pressed against the carpet as you slammed into her.

She had two of your fingers in her mouth, a hazy, far-off look in her eyes as she gently sucked on them in between moaning. The mare was covered in cum, from her tail to her wings. Her marehood was a mess, each pump of your cock sending more and more spunk onto the floor.

The dull ache that had been beginning to build up in your body was starting to become a noticeable pain. The air was so thick with the scent of sweat and sex that you hardly breathe. You were breathing hard, never quite able to catch your breath, and it felt like your nuts were about to fall off.

Just one more. All you wanted was one more.

Your hand stopped fondling the mare's rump wrapping around her belly. Still thrusting, you lifted her front half up. Twilight let out a startled groan, her wings weakly slapping against your arms as you pressed her back against your chest.

There were hickeys and bite marks all across her neck. You added to these by biting down on her shoulder as hard as you could. Twilight's marehood squeezed your cock hard as she let out a cry, pressing her rump against you.

You came again, though no sperm came out. You had been dry-firing for the last couple of rounds, not that you cared. She was already filled to bursting.

A smile came to your face as that orgasmic tingle filled your body before you went limp.

~_~_~_~_~_~

Be Twilight.

You could feel Anon's cock twitching inside of you as the colt came again, though you didn't feel any cum filling you up, as had happened the last few times that he had orgasmed. He made a strained, quiet noise before going limp against your back, forcing you to catch yourself from falling muzzle first onto your bed.

Your legs were shaking as you desperately tried to catch your breath."A... Anon?" you asked, looking over your shoulder

Silence greeted you. You perked your ears up, worry welling up in your stomach. Thankfully that was alleviated when you heard snoring.

It took a few moments, but you eventually realized what had happened. Anon had rutted himself into unconsciousness.

A giggle escaped you at the thought, which quickly turned into a laugh. You had heard that alicorns had heavenly bodies, much different from a normal pony's, and that seemed to be true. A normal pony might not have taken a sex marathon as well as you, though, to be fair, Anon might not have been so fiesty if you weren't a living goddess.

Your horn sparked to life as you cast a spell on yourself. Your exhaustion, aches, and pains all went away, leaving you alert and energized. With another spell, you carefully lifted the sleeping hyoo-man off of your back, placing him in a comfortable position onto your bed.

You took a deep breath, savoring the reek of sex in the air. A pride and excitement filled you. With a little hop, you trotted to your personal bathroom so that you could look at yourself in your mirror.

Even with your spell, your legs were wobbly, so you had to take the trip across your bedroom one step at a time. You'd no doubt be feeling the aftermath of all of this for the next week. That didn't keep the smile from your face as you stepped into your bathroom and flipped on the light.

Your fur was a mess, as was your mane and tail. Your wings were in dire need of a preening, feathers sticking out each and every way and covered in cum. Bitemarks covered your neck, already forming bruises. There was spit all over your face, and you could see cum dripping from your marehood from between your legs.

You hopped in place, pumping a hoof into the air. You had finally done it.

With the help of this hyoo-man—with Trixie's blessing of course—you had gotten rid of something that had been vexing you since you had gotten your cutiemark. Something that no spell, no lesson, no toy could free you from. Your motherfucking V-card.

Puffing your cum-stained chest out, you took a step toward your mirror.

"Who's gay now, mom?"

Author's Note

Last chapter. I promise.