The Mlp Files

by Crisis Nova

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Science Fiction, Suicide / Self Harm, Profanity, Non-consensual, Violence, Death, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mystery, Dark, Other
Length: 6555

A file containing very dangerous creatures from a interdimensional creatures.

So you've stumbled across this thing called "SCP." You've come to realize that there's a huge website involved and you're not sure where to begin, or even what's going on. This guide has all the information you need to know about what the Foundation is and what it has to offer you.

But before you read any of the files first, we will debrief you on what we do, and all that nonsense.

O5 Council member *Redacted*. And welcome to the SCP Foundation
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Published 2019-07-12 21:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-17 07:15:11 UTC

Introduction

Introduction

Hello and welcome. My name is Doctor Marko. You may be wondering what is this place? Well, this is the SCP Foundation. An international organization that research and contain anomalous items.

What does SCP mean? SCP is an anagram.

The S stands for Secure

The Foundation secures anomalies with the goal of preventing them from falling into the hands of civilian or rival agencies, through extensive observation and surveillance and by acting to intercept such anomalies at the earliest opportunity.

The C Stands for Contain

The Foundation contains anomalies with the goal of preventing their influence or effects from spreading, by either relocating, concealing or dismantling such anomalies or by suppressing or preventing public dissemination of knowledge thereof.

And the P stands for Protect

The Foundation protects humanity from the effects of such anomalies as well as the anomalies themselves until such time that they are either fully understood or new theories of science can be devised based on their properties and behavior. The Foundation may also neutralize or destroy anomalies as an option of last resort if they are determined to be too dangerous to be contained.

Hence SCP.

There are some terms you as an E-class personnel who are reading this must know to provide your stay to be as lasting as one may hope.

Safe: The anomaly can be contained by simply leaving it alone. No special procedures, methods, or events are necessary to keep it from damaging the world. This does not necessarily mean it is not dangerous - a Safe-class object can be world-threatening if not contained, but it's just really easy to contain them.

Euclid: The anomaly is inherently unpredictable, or requires some amount of special effort to be contained. You're not quite sure what will happen if you leave it alone, and it might be a little bit more complex than a Safe-class entity, object, or phenomenon.

Keter: These SCPs are really difficult to contain, requiring a huge expenditure of resources or extensively complex containment procedures. The most dangerous of phenomena are classed as Keter, often but not always pose an existential threat to humanity, the world, or universal structure itself.

Thaumiel: This is a very rare object class only known to the highest levels of the Foundation. In essence, Thaumiel-class objects are "Anti-Keter" - they are used in the containment or counteracting of other SCPs. They act as powerful tools used by the Foundation, which normally rarely uses anomalies.

Neutralized: It used to be anomalous. Now it's not. Maybe it just stopped working on its own. Maybe someone accidentally or purposefully destroyed it. Either way, it no longer has functional anomalous properties.

Explained: Explained SCPs are common articles about anomalies that are completely and fully understood to the point where their effects are now explainable by mainstream science or phenomena that have been debunked or falsely mistaken as an anomaly.

Special Containment Procedures

The Foundation maintains an extensive database of information regarding anomalies requiring Special Containment Procedures, commonly referred to as "SCPs". The primary Foundation database contains summaries of such anomalies and emergency procedures for maintaining or re-establishing safe containment in the case of a containment breach or other event.

Anomalies may take many forms, be it an object, an entity, a location, or a free-standing phenomenon. These anomalies are categorized into one of several Object Classes and are either contained at one of the Foundation's myriad Secure Facilities or contained on-site if relocation is deemed unfeasible.

Operational Security

The Foundation operates with the utmost secrecy. All Foundation personnel must observe the Security Clearance Levels as well as need-to-know and compartmentalization of information. Personnel found in violation of Foundation security protocols will be identified, detained, and subject to disciplinary action.

There are many SCPs some if not most are harmless, while others pose a threat to humanity as a whole.

Now that you know about the terms and classified SCP lets touch on the classification of personnel and security clearances. As an agent, you are required to have clearance to an scp for testing purposes, but not all items can be accessed easily.

Foundation security clearances granted to personnel represent the highest level or type of information to which they can be granted access. However, having any given clearance level does not automatically grant access to all information at that level: personnel is only granted access to information on a "need-to-know" basis and at the discretion of the designated disclosure officer overseeing their respective departments.

Level 0 security clearances are given to non-essential personnel with no need to access information regarding anomalous objects or entities in Foundation containment. Level 0 access is typically held by personnel in non-secured clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with no access to operational data.

Level 1 security clearances are given to personnel working in proximity to but with no direct, indirect, or informational access to anomalous objects or entities in containment. Level 1 security clearances are typically granted to personnel working in clerical, logistics, or janitorial positions at facilities with containment capability or otherwise must handle sensitive information.

Level 2 security clearances are given to security and research personnel that require direct access to information regarding anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most research staff, field agents, and containment specialists hold a Level 2 security clearance.

Level 3 security clearances are given to senior security and research personnel that require in-depth data regarding the source, recovery circumstances, and long-term planning for anomalous objects and entities in containment. Most senior research staff, project managers, security officers, response team members, and Mobile Task Force operatives hold a Level 3 security clearance.

Level 4 security clearances are given to senior administration that requires access to site-wide and/or regional intelligence as well as long-term strategic data regarding Foundation operations and research projects. Level 4 security clearances are typically only held by Site Directors, Security Directors, or Mobile Task Force Commanders.

Level 5 security clearances are given to the highest-ranking administrative personnel within the Foundation and grant effectively unlimited access to all strategic and otherwise sensitive data. Level 5 security clearances are typically only granted to O5 Council members and selected staff.

There are five classes of personnel. They range from A til E

Class A personnel are not allowed access to the areas of the facility containing such anomalies and are to be kept in secured areas at all times. In the case of an emergency, Class A personnel are to be immediately evacuated to a designated and secure off-site location. (O5 Council members are always Class A personnel.)

Class B personnel are those deemed essential to local Foundation operations, and may only be granted access to objects, entities, and anomalies that have passed quarantine and have been cleared of any potential mind-affecting effects or memetic agents.

In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, Class B personnel are to be evacuated to a designated, secure off-site location as soon as possible.

Class C personnel are personnel with direct access to most anomalies not deemed strictly hostile or dangerous. Class C personnel that have had direct contact with potentially mind-affecting or memetic properties may be subject to mandatory quarantine and psychiatric evaluation as deemed necessary by security personnel.

In the event of a containment breach or hostile action against a Foundation facility, non-combatant Class C personnel are to either report to secure lock-down areas or evacuated at the discretion of on-site security personnel in the case of a site-wide breach or other catastrophic events.

Class D personnel are expendable personnel used to handle extremely hazardous anomalies and are not allowed to come into contact with Class A or Class B personnel. Class D personnel are typically drawn worldwide from the ranks of prison inmates convicted of violent crimes, especially those on death row.

In times of duress, Protocol 12 may be enacted, which allows recruitment from other sources — such as political prisoners, refugee populations, and other civilian sources — that can be transferred into Foundation custody under plausibly deniable circumstances.

Class D personnel are to be given regular mandatory psychiatric evaluations and are to be administered an amnestic of at least Class B strength or terminated at the end of the month at the discretion of on-site security or medical staff. In the event of a catastrophic site event, Class D personnel are to be terminated immediately except as deemed necessary by on-site security personnel.

Class E is a provisional classification applied to field agents and containment personnel that have been exposed to potentially dangerous effects during the course of securing and establishing initial containment over a newly-designated anomalous object, entity, or phenomenon. Class E personnel are to be quarantined as soon as possible, monitored, and screened for potentially harmful changes in behavior, personality, or physiology, and may only return to duty after being fully debriefed and cleared by psychiatric and medical staff. (Anyone reading this is considered E-class personnel with level 2 security clearances.)

Mobile Task Forces (MTFs) are elite units comprised of personnel drawn from across the Foundation and are mobilized to deal with specific threats or situations that sometimes exceed the operational capacity or expertise of regular field personnel and — as their name suggests — may be relocated between facilities or locations as they are needed. Mobile Task Force personnel represent the "best of the best" of the Foundation.

Mobile Task Forces vary greatly in size, composition, and purpose. A battalion-strength combat-oriented task force trained to deal with highly aggressive anomalous entities may consist of hundreds of troops plus support personnel, vehicles, and equipment and can be deployed in whole or in part to deal with threats across the globe. However, a Mobile Task Force can also be a small, specialized intelligence-gathering or investigative task force that may have fewer than a dozen personnel if that is deemed sufficient to accomplish their goals.

While in the field, task force members often pose as emergency responders, local or federal law enforcement, or military personnel appropriate to the region in which they are operating. Mobile Task Force Commanders can also request the assistance of local field units or personnel stationed at nearby Foundation facilities in order to accomplish their missions.

ORGANIZATION

Each unit is fundamentally structured in a way that best suits its intended purpose. While combat-oriented task forces may closely follow military hierarchy and organization, smaller units may have an informal or otherwise esoteric chain of command. As such, the responsibilities of the Mobile Task Force Commander (MTFC) for each particular task force can vary greatly; the commander for a large task force might focus on maintaining multiple teams and deploying them as necessary to each assigned operation, whereas the commander of a small team might deploy with their team and direct the operation from one location.

Similarly, the cohesion of each unit will vary as well. Some Mobile Task Forces consist of personnel who have trained and worked for many years or even decades together, whereas the personnel of a Mobile Task Force formed on a moment's notice to deal with a specific incident may know little more than each other's' names and fields of expertise.

CREATION

Mobile Task Forces are typically commissioned as deemed necessary by the Foundation's Director of Task Forces, often with the direct approval of one or more O5 Council members. A significant number of Mobile Task Forces are created to deal with specific anomalies exhibiting traits that standard containment or response teams are unable to effectively counteract, though many were also created to pre-empt an emerging or theoretical threat.

DEACTIVATION

Mobile Task Forces created for the purpose of containing a particular anomaly are typically deactivated at the end of the recovery operation or when ongoing containment is deemed no longer necessary. Occasionally, such task forces remain operational if the expertise and experiences learned are considered useful for future incidents, but otherwise, the task force will likely be disbanded and its personnel returned to their prior posts. Very rarely, a Mobile Task Force will also be disbanded if it suffers sufficient casualties to render it incapable of operation. In these cases, if the prior capability of that particular task force is deemed necessary, a new task force may be commissioned to replace it.

What is the mobile task force you may ask?

A Mobile Task Force is a team of personnel that represents the Foundation's best and most effective field agents and researchers and are sent in when ordinary facility personnel is unable or ill-prepared to deal with incidents or threats of a particular type. To take a medical analogy:

The Foundation's technicians and guards are analogous to nurses; they can handle day-to-day concerns and routine tasks such as taking vitals or administering medication but do not have the expertise or authority to diagnose conditions or perform complex procedures.
The Foundation's containment teams, tactical teams, and researchers are analogous to primary care or family practice doctors; they can make generalized diagnoses and provide care of a more sophisticated nature, but their time is valuable, so they are only called in when they are needed.
A Mobile Task Force is like a surgeon or other specialist; they are referred to or called in when the generally available personnel are unable to handle a situation or if the situation is beyond their capability. They are expensive and there is only a handful of them, but they are the best shot at handling any particular case well.
However, just like not all medical specialists are surgeons, not all Mobile Task Forces are armed soldiers carrying machine guns and explosives; considering that anomalies that the Foundation deals with can take all shapes and sizes, it isn't a stretch of the imagination that the Foundation might have task forces consisting of extremely smart field biologists or teams of elite hackers who have very specialized but non-combat roles.

How big is MTF?

A Mobile Task Force varies greatly in size depending on their area of expertise and operational requirements. A team of hackers may have only a half-dozen members, but combat-oriented units may be much larger. To take an example from the U.S. military, it takes around 50 trained troops to safely assault an average home: one squad (at least a dozen men) to secure the perimeter, one squad to assault the building, and one squad in reserve to back the others up. When in doubt, please feel free to contact a subject matter expert who can help you come up with a plausible depiction of a task force suitable for your needs.

Alternatively, remember that a Mobile Task Force is an elite unit and not all SCP objects or entities require mention of such a task force; it wouldn't make sense for the Navy SEALs to be doing traffic stops or hunting down a petty thief, and it doesn't make sense for a Mobile Task Force to be mobilized for an inert object that doesn't pose an active or autonomous threat.

When is the MTS used?

Remember, Mobile Task Forces are the elite, the best the Foundation has to offer. The individual field agents, containment teams, and response teams stationed at sites throughout the world are highly competent in and of themselves, but when they encounter something that even veteran personnel can't figure out, it's time to call in the experts from out of town.

Simply keep in mind that since they are the elite, that means that their services are both high in demand and low in availability. If it's just a milk-run, then there's no need to fly in a team from halfway across the world.

You field argent *Redacted* have completed orientation to the SCP foundation. In your on-site room, there will be a badge with your name, number and security clearances. Keep that with you at all times while roaming the sites.

And just a reminder the file all of the items you’ll be reading are highly classified. If you are caught sharing those will face terminations via gunfire or must worst.

You have been warned.

Author's Note

Most of the stuff you saw here is from the SCP Wiki.

Now I'm just going to say this now, no I won't be doing all of the characters from the show. I'm only going to do the following. The mane six, CMC, Spike, Celestia, Luna, Shining Armor Cadence, Flurry Heart, Discord, Zecora, The Changeling, Terik, Grogar, Trixie, Big Mac, The Bat ponies, the crystal ponies, and The Dragons.

Th Lost Princess

Item# SCP: 4346

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4346 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell furnished with a bed, a set of drawers, and a bookshelf containing factional stories that are 100 pages or more. SCP-4346's containment cell is coated with *redacted* following the incident of Date exsponge. All foundation staff seeking direct access to the Subject are required to do so through a hermetically-sealed entrance. The barrier is not to be broken at any time, nor is SCP-4346 permitted to see any space outside of its' cell, barring tests approved by at least one senior researcher and subsequent moving of its containment unit to a location SCP-4346 is not familiar with.

If the ring containing the [redacted] is compromised all staff is to immediately retreat from the vicinity and [redacted.] The use of non-lethal weapons should be directed towards the horn or wings. If SCP-4346 should manage to escape its confinement, or disappear from testing, then site *redacted* will commence lockdown procedures until the subject is found. It’s more than likely SCP-4346 has merely been displaced within two hundred meters along whatever path it has recently had visual contact with. If recaptured, SCP-4346 is to be blinded and transported to a new cell on a different site.

Nutrition consistent with the average dietary needs of an equine twice the size of the Subject will be provided at twice-daily intervals, in order to maintain the physical health of SCP-4346. Approved literature from list EXD-02 is to be provided as requested, though this privilege may be revoked in the aftermath of an intentional containment breach. At least two personnel whom have not had contact with SCP-4346 are to remain outside the containment cell at all times, in order to prevent a containment breach.

At no point should any former members or other anomalous items formerly belonging to the Global Occult Coalition be allowed near, or contact with, SCP-4346, unless under strict supervision and with direct permission of a member of O5.

Description: SCP-4346 is a mammalian, sapient creature that closely resembles Equus ferus caballus (commonly known as a horse) of an undetermined breed and diminutive size, though its' form bears a number of striking differences as well. Chief among them are the horn atop the Subject's forehead, along with a pair of wings halfway down its back. DNA testing has returned inconclusive results, only confirming that it is genetically related to equines but belongs to no specific species known to the Foundation. The Subject closely resembles a combination of both the mythological creature Pegasus, as well as certain interpretations of a unicorn. SCP-4346 identifies itself as female, and all tests so far undertaken have concluded that this is likely correct. The Subject is known to speak English with an accent of unknown origin, as well as several previously-unknown languages, the translation of which currently eludes staff assigned to them. SCP-4346 identifies as 'Twilight Sparkle', and maintains that it is currently a 'Princess'. The Subject is, unlike equines on Earth, capable of a wide variety of facial expressions and outward physical reactions, which correspond, for the most part, with that of a human.

SCP-4346 came to the attention of the foundation after routine testing of SCP-4866 *redacted* resulting in the disappearances of several staff members, including site director Doctor *redacted*. SCP-4346 was later found in site *redacted* in the library, where it was later placed in foundation custody. SCP-4346 claims to have arrived after testing a way to freely walk between worlds. It is unknown if this is the result of SCP-4866-1's effect, but testing has proven inconclusive.

Despite multiple escape attempts, aided by several sympathetic staff, SCP-4346 remains in foundation custody.

Interview Log #4346-1

Doctor J. Hamilton: Thank you for cooperation thus far SCP-4346. I know this is new for you, and I understand if you’re scared. Don’t worry, it’s just you and me in this room. I’m just going to ask you a series of questions.

SCP-4346: That's fine. Ask away.

Doctor J. Hamilton: What is your name?

SCP-4346: My name is Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship. May I ask where I am?

Doctor J. Hamilton: That's something I can’t tell you yet, Twilight, due to security concerns. Now, where are you from?

SCP-4346: I'm from Equestria. But… why am I a security concern? I'm just a pony...

Doctor J. Hamilton: No normal pony would just disappear into thin air, Twilight. We don’t know what you’re capable of. For all we know, you could be a very dangerous entity.

SCP-4346: I'm not dangerous. I would never hurt anypony!

Doctor J. Hamilton: Anypony? I’m not a pony. I’m a human. Don’t they have humans in Equestria?

SCP-4346: No, of course not. I never even heard of a human until I went through that magic mirror in Canterlot. Aren't there ponies here… Wherever here is?

Doctor J. Hamilton: Yes, but none of the ponies here have abilities like yours.

SCP-4346: Oh. I see.

Doctor J. Hamilton: Tell me more about yourabilities.

SCP-4346: Oh, well, that's just my magic. It's common in Equestria.

Doctor J. Hamilton: And are there more like you?

SCP-4346: Yes, there are many ponies in Equestria. There's Pegasi, Unicorns, and Earth Ponies. I'm an Alicorn myself, but my race is very rare.

Doctor J. Hamilton: I see, and do any of the races share any of your abilities?

SCP-4346: Well, Alicorns are basically a combination of all the races. We have the ability to fly, like a Pegasus. We also have the ability to use magic like a unicorn. And we are just as tough as earth ponies.

Doctor J. Hamilton: I see. Well, we’re going to conduct some tests on you. Nothing harmful, I promise.

SCP-4346: I guess that's ok. I can understand your love for scientific research.

Doctor J. Hamilton: Then I’ll see you for testing tomorrow, Twilight.

Interview Log #4346-2

SCP-4346: Hello again, Doctor. How have you been?

Doctor J. Hamilton: I have been well, Twilight. And how are you holding up? I hope everything is to your liking?

SCP-4346: Well, I at least get to read here. I was worried I'd have nothing to do. Might I inquire as to if my friends are here as well?

Doctor J. Hamilton: I’m afraid not Twilight, at least not on this site.

SCP-4346: Oh… That's not what I was hoping to hear…

Doctor J. Hamilton: I can only tell you what I know.

SCP-4346: I understand… If you can, please look for them. They mean a lot to me.

Doctor J. Hamilton: I will try, Twilight. Let's look at your test results.

SCP-4346: Doctor, I really want to see if my friends are here. Could you please let me out? It'll just be for a little bit, I promise.

Doctor J. Hamilton: I can’t do that, Twilight.

SCP-4346, while crying: P-please, I won't be long, a-and I'll come r-right back...

Doctor J. Hamilton: Alright, I’ll have two security personnel escort you around the site.

SCP-4346: Th-thank you…

SCP-4346 began to walk out of the interview room. Upon exiting the room, there was a flash of magenta and a popping sound. When the light cleared, SCP-4346 was gone and had left two security department personnel stunned and temporarily blind.

Upon his recovery, Sgt. Macray radioed in that SCP-4346 had disappeared, and the site was ordered to go on lockdown.

After a few minutes of searching, SCP-4346 was found in the Light Containment Zone, appearing to be searching for something. It was caught and recontained soon after.

Addendum: After the incident, Doctor J. Hamilton was reprimanded for unprofessional conduct resulting in the near loss of SCP-4346, and was reassigned to *Redacted*.

Author's Note

I like to thank Pinkie Pie for helping me write this. Big shout out to her. . .and a cupcake.

The next SCP We're be covering is SCP 4347 Cupcakes

Cupcakes

Item# SCP: 4347

Object class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the extreme nature of the subject, the following procedures have been implemented for the safety and sanity of personnel. Further testing of SCP 4347 is suspended indefinitely. SCP 4347-1 must be contained in a [Redacted] humanoid padded cell. Subject must be monitored at all times for instances of SCP 4347-2 or SCP 4347-3. Personnel that wish to interact with SCP 4347-1 must get level 4 security clearances from site director [Redacted], or express permission from an O5 council member. SCP 4347-1's mane must remain puffed up at all times. If the subject color dulls or if her mane deflates, the subject must be seduced by non-lethal force, and taken for mental evaluation by no less than five armed guards. If SCP 4347-2 becomes hostile then the use of lethal force is permitted. If SCP 4347-1 becomes overly stressed or is unable to [Redacted], it is a possibility that preparations for an XK-End-Of-The-World scenario will have to occur.

Description: SCP 4347 is a mammalian, sapient creature that closely resembles Equus ferus caballus (commonly known as a horse) of an undetermined breed and diminutive size. Theory suggests that the subject breed is Haflinger but tests have come back inconclusive. SCP 4347 identifies itself as female, and all tests so far undertaken have concluded that this is likely correct.

The mental stability of SCP 4347 depends on its' mane. If it is puffy, the subject is shown to be cheerful, happy, and full of energy. D-class personnel who interacted with SCP 4347-1 are reported to feel a sense of happiness and euphoria. It has also been reported that SCP 4347-1 keeps various items within its' mane. The subject also appears to have the ability to materialize almost anything out of nothing. The most common item the subject materializes is a blue cannon with a set of three balloons identical to the ones on its flank. The subject continuously calls the item a ‘Party Cannon’. (See Incident 4347-1 for details)

When SCP 4347's mane deflates and becomes straight, the subject undergoes a transformation of some kind. Its' bright pink coat becomes dull. When this happens, SCP 4347-2 will manifest. Within a couple of hours, the subject becomes sad and depressed. After a period of [Data Expunged], SCP 4347-2 may become hostile. (See Incident 4347-2 for details)

If SCP 4347 becomes stressed or when the subject shows the inability to [Redacted] after a period of 72 hours, SCP 4347-3 will manifest. The subject will show the ability to manipulate energy from an unknown source. This ability is also accompanied by unnatural strength, speed, and agility. (See Incident Report 4347-3 for details).

Incident report 4347-1

Doctor W. Steven: Hello, SCP 4347. How are you feeling?

SCP-4347: Hiya, Mr. Doctor! I'm feeling great! What about you? Do you need somepony to cheer you up? Ooh, ooh, or maybe you wanna party?

Doctor W. Steven: A party you say?

SCP-4347: Yeppers! It's kinda my area of expertise, y'know! Here, let me just decorate the place and we'll get started!

At this point, the SCP was seen to pull a string of colorful streamers out of its mane and decorated the ceiling and walls of the room with them.

SCP-4347: There! Do you like it, Mr. Doctor? Do you, Do you, Do you?!?!

Doctor W. Steven: This is truly amazing. How did you make all of this from your mane?

SCP-4347: Ah, ah, ah, a great party pony never shares her secrets, heehee!

Doctor W. Steven: Ah, right. Ok then, I’ll have a couple of personnel join then. If that is alright with you?

SCP-4347: Yeppers! Ooh, I can't wait!

At this point, the SCP was seen to extend its' hooves unnaturally far to the side and materialize what it called a 'Party Cannon', firing it and causing a large amount of colorful, cupcake-scented confetti to fall from the ceiling. 4 d-class personnel had arrived to the container area at the time.

SCP-4347: Ooh, hiya Mr. Orange jumpsuit guys! Are you ready to PARTY?

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Yes, they are.

SCP-4347: Okie Dokie Lokie! Everything's ready for you to enjoy, heehee!

At this time, the D-Class were noted to be wearing party hats that had not been there before. Along with this phenomenon, there seemed to be a large bowl of punch, several sweet delicacies, several party games, and what appeared to be a pinata in the shape of a wrapped candy in the containment chamber.

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: D-class personnel, you are hereby ordered to partake in this party. And report any unusual occurrences.

SCP-4347: Awww, but Mr. Doctor, aren't you gonna join in, too?

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Afraid not. My job is to observe the proceedings.

SCP-4347: Well… at least have some cake…

At this moment, a slice disappeared from the cake and reappeared on a plate next to Doctor Steven. It appeared to be a layered cake that had alternate layers of chocolate icing and vanilla icing in between slabs of chocolate cake.

Doctor W. Steven over the intercom: Oh, um, thank you.

SCP-4347: You're welcome!

At this time the party commenced.

Incident Report 4347-2

Doctor W. Steven: Good Afternoon SCP-4347.

SCP-4347: Hiya…

Doctor W. Steven: You seem... less cheerful compared to the last time we met.

SCP-4347: Mr. Doctor… Why don't you like my parties? I've thrown a lot for you… But you never come…

Doctor W. Steven: I’m sorry SCP-4347, I really can’t participate in your parties. It’s against the rules for me.

SCP-4347: B-But… I only ever throw them for you… A-am I not good enough? Is there something I'm missing?

At this moment, SCP-4347's mane appeared to deflate and straighten, the usually bright pink coloring of both mane and fur dulling substantially.

Doctor W. Steven: No, you’re not missing anything, my job is to study you, and to make sure you’re not a threat.

SCP-4347, somewhat bitterly: Is your job all you can think about? You can't even spare five minutes to at least visit my parties?

Doctor W. Steven: I’m a very busy man. And you are not the only one I have to deal with. There are countless others like you whom I have to watch and study

SCP-4347: And you can't even appreciate a reward for your efforts. What am I to you, SOME COMMON ANIMAL?

At this moment, the SCP appeared to become slightly aggressive, slamming its' hooves on the table.

Doctor W. Steven: I suggest you calm down.

SCP-4347: Calm down? CALM DOWN? Hehehehe… I'll calm down if you finally come to my party. I have a special one, just for you…

At this moment, the containment chamber appeared to be flickering, the walls looking like stone for a few moments.

Doctor W. Steven: If I go, will you stop?

SCP-4347: As long as you come to my party, yes…

Doctor W. Steven: This goes against the policy, but alright, I’ll come.

What happened next is an eyewitness account from Doctor Steven, as the observation window became completely opaque and no other witnesses were able to see through it.

Eyewitness Report from Doctor William Steven

From what I noticed, the inside of the containment chamber had seemingly turned to stone. I was lying on what felt like a metal bed, but I could not verify this theory, as I was strapped down. SCP-4347 appeared to be rummaging through a box, the contents of which I could not verify. As SCP-4347 turned around, I could clearly see that it was holding a scalpel of unknown origin or make.

Unsure of what it was planning to do with the scalpel, I asked it what it was doing. It responded with 'Making Cupcakes, silly'. I then proceeded to ask how it was going to make cupcakes without using proper ingredients. In response, it simply smiled, approaching me.

I began to feel an extreme sense of dread as it approached, as the SCP appeared to exude an aura of fear.

Upon closer inspection, I discovered that the SCP was wearing a strange dress with multiple wings and images sewn onto it. Around its neck, I noticed what appeared to be a necklace made of horn-like appendages. In a sheath at its' flank, I could see the hilt of a knife, the markings on it the same as what the subject had called its' 'Cutie Mark'.

It had an expression filled with insanity on its' face, and it appeared to be licking the scalpel intensely. I attempted to reason with the SCP to place the scalpel down, to no avail.

At that time, several security personnel managed to break down the door to the containment chamber and entered. The SCP appeared to smile, pulling the knife out of its sheath and approaching the security personnel, despite repeated warnings.

It proceeded to repeatedly stab one of the personnel multiple times, before licking the blade and turning to the other. The second security personnel immediately shot a tranquilizer at the SCP, causing it to be temporarily dizzy. The personnel then cut me loose and escorted me out.

Incident Report 4347-3

The incident took place 24 hours after Doctor Wiliam Stevens' encounter with SCP 4347-2.

During this time, SCP-4347 was sitting in her containment cell rocking back and forward smiling, while looking at the camera. The door to SCP-4347s' containment chamber opened. Doctor (redacted) entered into the containment chamber. The subject stood on its two hind hooves, and quickly moved to Doctor (redacted) and punched him with enough force to knock his head clear off his body, sending it rolling across the hall to containment cell. The subject just smiled and watched. Upon seeing the Doctor' severed head, two security personnel entered the subjects' containment cell with weapons drawn, yelling at SCP-4347 to lay on the ground. The subject continued to smile. One of the security personnel opened fire, but appeared to miss, despite being at point-blank range. The subject immediately punched the security personnel with enough force to send him through the reinforced concrete wall, where he (data expunged). The second security personnel attempted to radio in for support, but was unable to do so as the subject tackled the security personnel to the ground and (redacted). When SCP-4347 was done, it simply walked off, insinuating a containment breach. The facility then underwent the lockdown procedure.

At this time, the Mobile Task Force were called to subdue SCP-4347.

The subject slowly trotted to site-[data expunged] where the Mobile Task Force which consisted of 10 people awaited. Upon seeing her, the Mobile Task Force opened fire. SCP-4347 seemingly dodged all rounds fired upon it. The subject then placed her front hooves together. A bright pink light between her hooves was seen. The subject then fired the ball of light, destroying the five MTF personnel upon contact.

Subject then proceeded to [Data expunged] the remaining five MTF personnel. When SCP-4347 was done, it proceeded down the stairs towards the containment chamber of SCP (data expunged). At this time SCP 4866-2, who was currently in human form, appeared before SCP-4347. The subject attempted to kick SCP 4822-2 but SCP 4822-2 avoided it. The subject then tried to fire a ball of light at SCP 4866-2, but it deflected the blast to the wall. SCP 4866-2 quickly walked towards the subject and placed its' hand on SCP-4347s' head. A dim light appeared on SCP 4866-2's hand. After a few seconds, SCP-4347 fell to the ground in a state of unconsciousness.

In a few minutes, 20 Mobile Task Force personnel arrived where SCP 4866-2 and SCP-4347 were located.

SCP 4866-2 then stated that the MTF would not be successful in their mission if it had not come along.

At this point, SCP 4866-2s' body produced a flash of light, blinding the Mobile Task Force personnel. When the light disappeared, SCP 4866-2 was gone.

SCP-4347 was then recovered and taken to a new containment cell.

Addendum: After the incident involving Doctor William Steven and several other personnel, Site Director [Redacted] had the following implications effective immediately to avoid another containment breach and the possible release of SCP (Data Expunged).

If SCP 4347-1 ever throws a party, all personnel in the area must be sure to participate in the party.

Approval by Site Director (redacted) to upgrade SCP 4347 from Euclid to Keter was given.

Approval by O5 council member [Data expunged] was also given.

A proposal to allow a heavily supervised SCP-4347 to interact with SCP-4346, SCP-4351, SCP-4352, SCP-4354, and SCP-4356 was suggested.

The proposal was approved by O5 council member [Data Expunged].