When Bad Fics Get Worse

So

We're doing this again

You wake up and you're all like

shit

because there's a fucking pegasus on your bed

It looks so cute and innocent

It's Rainbow Dash

Didn't you kill her earlier?

Oh, well. What to do? Tear off her wings and fuck her, that's what.

So then you're all like "Yo Rainbow Dash wake up you derp"

and then she wakes up, yeah?

And she's all like "Last night was fun"

So then you tear her wings off with your bare hands. She's all like "What the fuck bro?" but you just hit her with them until she shuts up.

Then you roll on top of her and stick your penis into her special place and she makes weird noises like it hurts but maybe she likes it but she's moving around a lot too. So then a funny white thing comes out of your penis and covers her because you freak out and don't know what is going on because your penis feels like it is going to explode (but it doesn't)

Oh no! What will you do next?-- who are we kidding? We know what happens next.

The cyan mare shudders under your touch, her soft furred body squirming lightly as your seed pours into her. She looks up at you with glassy magenta eyes, and then she farts. Then you beat her up with her own wing and throw her to the floor, stepping over to her and grabbing her by her neck. Your fist meets her face with jaw-shattering force, a sickening crunch accompanying her helpless scream.

She literally will not stop screaming. What a cunt. You should do something about it, so you shove Dash's face into a pillow, pushing her down against your bed. Leaning forward, you nibble on her ear lightly. "Bite the pillow, Rainbow Dash. I'm going in dry." Then you put your dick in her butt. She cries and screams a little bit, but it's not as loud, so that's okay. Then you cum all over her and it's kind of messy and she looks a little bit grossed out and then you pull a garden weasel out from under your bed and stab it through her eyes, mulching her brains. It's all bloody but the look on her face as she was scrambled was just adorable.