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Pink Randomness

"Hello!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

I fell off my bed as a pink girl began jumping on the bed.

"Hey John!"

"How the fu- nevermind about that...WHY WERE YOU ON MY BED ON TOP OF ME?!" I yelled. The pink girl hugged me.

"There! Your first part of your daily treatment!" The pink girl smiled. I just looked at her.

"The fu-" I suddenly had a cupcake stuffed into my mouth. It tasted sweat but I was too distracted by the fact that she was invading my privacy! "Okay ...who the fu-"

"Call me Pinkie Pie!" The girl said. I stared at her again.

"Okay...but that still doesn't explain why you were in my bed shield I was sleeping! Answer me! What were you doing while I was sleeping!" I yelled. Honestly I was more worried that they were experimenting me than anything else.
Hey! I am something UnOrdinary!

See that word play there?

"Waiting for you to wake up to give you your medicine for depression of course silly!" Pinkie said, bouncing again.

"So nobody was experimenting on me?" I asked.

"Nope! The only thing I was experimenting was which cupcake flavor you would like." Pinkie Pie said.

"And how were you able to guess it?!" I asked. Pinkie smiled.

"Easy! Randomly guessing!" Pinkie Pie said. I sighed.

"Okay Pinkie Pie. It did taste good but could I please have you go out of my room so I can prepare myself for today?" I asked. Pinkie Pie smiled.

"Of course!" And then she suddenly disappeared.

What the...

"Oh so you met Pinkie right?" Twilight asked as she entered my room and saw the mess that Pinkie made. I nodded. I then looked at her.

"Does Pinkie hug you because of depression?" I asked. She shook her head.

"Nope. She hugs me for my 'friendship treatment'." She said, sighing. "But please drop that face of yours if you want her to stop." I sighed.

"I'll try..."

"Hey Twilight!"

"Oh no...." Twilight said before she was knocked over by the same pink blur.

"There! Your daily friendship treatment!" Pinkie Pie said. She then looked at me. "Meet me at Sugarcube Corner!" She said before disappearing in a blur

"Does she use this treatment thing to secretly harass us?" I asked. Twilight frowned at me.

"John what is with you and VIOLENCE. Why would you think that Pinkie Pie would do such thing?!" She yelled. I shrugged.

"Well I used to be violent and considering that I'm UnOrdinary to you girls I don't know what outcome it will bring." I replied calmly. Twilight sighed.

"You practiced your magic with the rock I gave you?" Twilight asked. I nodded as I levitated the rock with my horn. "Without your ability?" She added. I groaned and cancelled my ability, making me have a more difficult job stabilize it but eventually it was up in the air. Twi smiled.

"You're improving at an astonishing rate. I might have to teach you another spell soon." She said. I nodded.

"Can you take me to Sugarcube Corner?" I asked, wanting to get this over with. Twilight nodded.

"I'll take you there." She said while we went downstairs. When we got outside I saw a bunch of colourful people, or ponies, or anthro poni- oh you get the point, walking outside. We waved at each other as we went by. Some looked at me and my horn and wings, others passed by me without noticing, others looked at me, studying every move I made.

"So this town is called what?" I asked to Twilight as we walked the dirt roads.

"Oh this is called Ponyville." Twilight said. I raised an eyebrow. "Yes our nation uses a lot of puns. Equestria, Canterlot, Cloudsdalle, Las Pegasus, Fillidelphia, Manehatten, ya get the drill?"

"Most of those cities sound somehwst similar to ours. Manehatten for Manhattan, Las Pegasus for Las Vegas. Fillidelphia for Philidephia, yeah. Nice puns there." I commented. We got to a house that looked like a Gingerbread house. "Is that...?"

"Sugarcube Corner." Twilight said. I saw in the distance a pink girl jumping up and down, before she suddenly got in front of us.

"Hey John!" She yelled, I nearly tripped into her as I lost balance and fell backwards.

"What in the world Pinkie Pi-" I was yet again stuffed by another sweet cupcake. "Okay actually Pinkie stop interrupting me." I said. Pinkie Pie smiled

"Let's go eat some sweets!" Pinkie Pie said as she dragged me inside. When we went inside I realized that the place looked way bigger on the inside than the outside. I suddenly felt a hand and turned around only to be stuffed by another cupcake. I then saw Pinkie making more cupcakes

"So you run this place?" I asked, looking for Twilight for support. She shrugged at me.

"Well I'm both manager and employee so it depends." She said. I noticed the three balloons on her clothes.

"What's your special talent?" I asked. She smiled.

"Well I could tell my story on how I got my cutie mark but we'll just be repeating it a few months later when the CMC want to know about how we got our marks but in a nutshell I'm a party planner and my sole Mission is to make others happy!" Pinkie said. I slowly nodded.

"Okay..." I said. "But what about the randomness that comes with you?!"

"Well that's who I am! Pinkie Pie the random pony! Oh look! My pet alligator!" She said presenting me a green alligator with purple eyes.

"Okay so she's clearly mentally unstable..." I whispered to myself. Twilight frowned at me again.

"I'm currently planning a 'Welcome to Ponyville John and thank you for helping us defeat Nightmare Moon!' party! It will be so much fun!" Pinkie Pie said.

"Pinkie I don't think a party would be necessary-"

"Oh come on John! Have some fun!" Pinkie Pie said. I sighed

"Okay. Fine. I'll go there." I said but the girl wanted me to do something more.

"Pinkie Pie Promise!" She said. I sighed.

"Okay. How do you say it?" I asked.

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye!" Pinkie Pie said. "Now you do it!"

For some reason this world has so much similarity to mine. I forced a smile, but it got more natural by the second.

"Cross my heart hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye." I said. Pinkie Pie smiled

"Great! See you later alligator!" Pinkie said before hopping away. I looked at her in confusion.

"She's basically the being that breaks physics right?" I asked. Twilight nodded.

"Yes she is."

We spent the rest of the day training in magic. Twilight Sparkle seeing that I've mastered levitation taught me a new spell.

"So there's a technique to make Sparks. It's time that you practice that." Twilight said. I nodded. Twilight started to form Sparks on her horn. I tried to do the same but only resulted in more headaches.

For the next two hours I practiced sustaining the pressure in my horn while simultaneously releasing the magic. It was very complicated. Easy to see, harder to do. Eventually I got the hang of it. It was 6 PM.

"Time to go." Twilight said. I sighed.

"Okay. Let's get this over with." I said as we walked to the sweet shop.

"Why you're so down John?" She asked. I stopped.

"Everything would've been better if Seraphina were here. That way I know that she wouldn't have to be running away and fighting for her life back home. Things are more fun with Sera." I said. Twilight nodded.

"So you miss your friendship with her right?" She asked. I nodded. "Looks like you two were really close together then." I did a heavy sigh. "Don't worry. We'll help you return home. For now try to release that stress you have and have fun." Twilight said. I smiled.

"I will."

We entered the store only to find it dark and empty. I already knew what was about to happen.

"SURPRISE!"

"The sound of all the residents in Ponyville yelling that word so loud caused Twilight to be flipped backwards towards the door. I looked at her.

"Well that's gotta hurt." I said as I lifted her up. Pinkie suddenly came up to me.

"Let's party!" She yelled before she pulled me into a nearby conga line. I couldn't just help but see that this party was designed for kids. Well considering everything is colorful it made sense for this world. Still I quite enjoyed the party no matter how silly it was. Various child games were used but in my opinion, it was as fun as any other party. I've never actually went to any party really. I mostly hanged out with Sera instead of partying so this was actually a good first experience for me.

After everything began to calm down I talked to Pinkie.

"Thanks for the party." I said. Pinkie nodded.

"Your welcome! I knew that this was your first so I wanted to make it worth it!" She said. I looked at her.

"Okay how do you know so much of these things?!" I asked. Pinkie smiled.

"Well one because I'm random and two because I saw your face. I know you miss her but my mission is to make you happy. And I won't stop until you're happy!" Pinkie said, hugging me. "And there's your night dose for the treatment!" Pinkie said. I laughed.

"Thanks Pinkie." I said, already feeling a friendship bond with her. It was strange. Here you could make instant friends without worrying about the hierarchy seperating it. I already made friends with Twilight and now Pinkie. It felt nice having more friends and knowing this place, real friends that won't betray you.

"You're welcome!" She said before handing me a cupcake. "Now let's not let this all go to waste!" She said. I smiled.

"Okay!" I said, eating the cupcake. It tasted good. I smiled. I felt happy. I felt like I was more and more at home than ever.