Introduction: The End of a Chronicle, The Beginning of Another One.
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RED VS BLUE: EQUESTRIA CHRONICLES.
Introduction: The End of a Chronicle, The Beginning of Another One.
Author's Note
It's necessary to watch the seasons 1-5 of Red vs Blue & the season 1 & 2 of MLP to understand the story.
Said that, enjoy it.
Introduction: The End of a Chronicle, The Beginning of Another One.
(Lorenzo's Perspective)
Hello, my name is Lorenzo, I was born on the Earth by the year 2530, I lived as a normal guy who just wanted to have a good life, but at the end, I had to enlist in the army, where I met a guy named Church, a good person who fought against the Covenant since he enlisted in the army, but... I never knew his past, so I got assigned with him (at the end of the war) on the outpost Blood Gulch Alpha #1, a place that (in my perspective) was a dessert, but I liked it after living in it for more than 2 years, it was a characteristic place, in which nothing relevant happened for a while... but that was going to change after some troubles with an A.I named: O'Malley.
Something unexpected was happening on Blood Gulch, for the really first time in a lot of time there it was something important going on: Wyoming & Gary attacking the Red Base, O'Malley coming back to give us a lot of headaches, Andy about to explode the Pelican on which were going in Tex, O'Malley, Tucker Jr. & Wyoming.
"Detonate." Sarge said with his typical stupid, yet somehow not funny, voice. I tried to stop him... but it was too late.
"Wow! Sarge, what the hell are you doing?!" I asked him with great confusion in my face, I couldn't believe that he had ordered Andy to detonate INSIDE the Pelican.
After standing to look at me, he said... "Son, We are not going to let those bastards win & we kill a Blue, so... We will have the superiority on this gulch." Then, he just talked again by radio giving the order to the unsupportable talking bomb, "Do it, Andy."
"Hey! Do you want me to start from 10 or 3?" Said Andy by radio, asking his opinion, but immediately he started to count from 10.
-"10"-
At that moment, Church wanted to know what was going on, but... it was more than obvious. "I told to disable the ship, not destroy it"
-"9... 8"-
With that question in mind, Sarge just answered sure about what he was saying was correct. "Oh well, score one for the Red Team, I guess."
"Are you insane?! What's your problem?!" I shouted at him confused, but at the same time angry. However, Sarge preferred to ignore me, which made me feel even angrier than before.
-"7... 6"-
"And what about my kid?! Tucker added.
Sarge just stayed one moment quiet & said. "...or two."
-"5"-
I just couldn't take it any longer and just slapped him right on his face, & I said... "ARE YOU NUTS, SARGE?!"
-"4!"-
Church had to stop Andy, but almost everything he said didn't work... "Andy! Do NOT detonate, there is a child in there, Godammit!"
-"3!... 2!... 1!"-
I yelled by radio trying to stop Andy... "DO. NOT. DETONATE!"
But it was too late, Tex started the jump to the slipspace & Church just... looked at that direction. "Tex?" - "Boo! no explosion, that sucked." Interrupted Grif, & just when he looked down, the explosion happened... which he couldn't see.
*Ka-BOOM!*
"Haha! Blammo!" (Sarge)
"Wow, that explosion was awesome! 10/10!" (Donut)
While the reds were making their opinions about what already happened, Church just started to walk towards Blue Base, but then Tucker just spoked not sure about himself. "Uh... Church, what should we do now?"
Church stopped & said with an annoyed tone on his voice... "Do whatever you want, I'm going home."
"Let me accompany you, let's go." (Me)
"Sarge, are... we fighting?" (Simmons)
"No, I don't think so, Simmons... or at least not for today, I think they've had their ass kicked enough for today. Let's leave some for tomorrow." (Sarge)
Roses are Red and Violets are Blue, one day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue...
(The Next Day)
Church, Caboose & I were standing on the above part of the Blue Base, admiring the landscape & talking about the common things until Caboose opened his mouth. "Church?"
"Yeah?" He asked.
"Do you ever wonder why are we here?" (Caboose)
"You know, Caboose? I used to not care... I just went along with orders & hope that everything would work out for me. But after all that's happened, you know what I've learned?" Church asked indifferently to Caboose. Who just said: "No, please tell me."
"Well, It's not about hating a guy on the other side because someone told you to, I mean - you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or maybe a snob, or they're lazy, or even for being an arrogant or such an idiot. Those are reasons to dislike somebody." He said with all his honesty.
"Just as you with Tucker, right?" I said laughing, but Church answered me back with the usual sarcastic question of all the days.
"Don't you have a pack of cigarettes to go smoke, Lorenzo?"
"Now that you're saying it..." I turn on a cigarette & start smoking it, I even offered some to Church but he didn't want, so I continued smoking it.
"As I was saying, You don't hate a person because someone told you to - you have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're red, or because they're blue, but because you know them & you see them every single day - and you can't stand them because they're a complete, and total douchebag." He ended saying, after some seconds both of them didn't want to talk, then I approached to them & said: "Dude, What. The. Fuck?"
Church stood looking at me with an angry face, even if we had helmets, I could know that he was a little angry with me for that, so in that case, I just got out of the place & went towards the Red Base to visit the reds; when I arrived, there were all of them: Sarge, Simmons, Grif & Lopez, standing on the above part of their base, surely talking about attacking us & stuff just like that, I sighed because... I thought they could stop with that, but no... like always it had to be Sarge & his stupid ideas of attacking us & conquering all the god damn canyon, even so, I had to talk with Lopez, so... I just approached them & said: "*Sigh*I'm gonna regret this... Hey, Sarge."
All of the Red team turned around to see me, Sarge was looking at me, surely thinking that I was here to try to take control of his base, I wouldn't be thinking about it if it wouldn't be for the fact that Sarge was pointing at me with his shotgun; for a while he just stayed quiet until he talked to me...
"What is it, BLUE? Do you need something to negotiate your surrendering?"
I stood looking at Sarge because I was bored about that topic, so I answered: "No, Sarge, I didn't come for surrendering, instead of that, I came here to offer an armistice to the Red Team... What do you say, Sarge? Deal or no deal?"
"How can I be sure that this armistice can be beneficial to both of us? By the way, when I mean 'us', I'm referring to the Red Team."
"We'll give you our flag & I'll admit that Blue Team sucks... sometimes." (Me)
"*Sigh of Relief* Finally, this stupid war will end & I'll be able to get some rest." Grif commented relieved about the situation.
"I agree, but... Sarge, are you sure about this?" Simmons asked in not a very convincing way.
"If this means our victory against the bunch of morons of the Blues, I'll accept it." Answered Sarge with his typical sense of humor, which is NONE. However, I just tanked Sarge for his cooperation & turned around towards the Blue Base with a relief that makes me happy of what I could do, negotiate an armistice with the reds & finish the entire civil war for once & for all.
(Meanwhile in Equestria)
(Spike's Perspective)
Since a lot of time I've been the No.1 assistant of my best friend, Twilight Sparkle, who has been chosen, by the gods, to be the Element of Magic, which represents the leader position of the Elements of Harmony thanks for finding them during the fighting against Nightmare Moon 2 or 3 weeks ago; passed that time it as almost the date of the Grand Galloping Gala, so I started to prepare the suit that Rarity gave me 3 days ago, but just when I tried it something... or someone fell from the sky & drilled the roof; I was scared because I didn't expect that someone would fell from the sky & drilled a quarter of the house where Twilight & I lived.
"What in Celestia's name happened?!" I asked loudly in case that somepony could her me & help me with the situation, but instead of receiving the help of somepony from the outside, I helped the "blue" creature to wake up & yell: "Why is this still happening to me?!" Otherwise, the creature let fell its head to the ground, unconscious. At the same time, the other creature yelled with a strong voice: "Why am I at the side of a damn Blue?!" Although that "red" creature fell unconscious too, by that time, Applejack & Twilight arrived from the front door & asked me if I was okay, a question to which I replied with a simple & quick "yes". But at the next moment, I asked Twilight: "Twi, what in Celestia's name happened?"
She stood looking at me for a second, but in the end, she answered not sure for what she was saying: "I... I... I think this is all my fault."
Both Applejack & I yelled: "WHAT?!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
RED VS BLUE: EQUESTRIA CHRONICLES.
Chapter 1: A New World...
Author's Note
You'll be surely wondering something: "How is it possible that Sarge & Church went to Equestria? And WHY is Twilight saying to the others that is all her fault?" Well, my dear viewer, we'll find it out on this chapter.
Enjoy it. ^^
Chapter 1: A New World...
(Lorenzo's Perspective)
After I negotiated with Sarge about the armistice we would have with his team, I went quietly to my base to tell Church about it, but when I arrived I did not see anyone, although they were probably inside the base doing something like: playing poker or sleep, so I continued on my way to the place; I finally arrived at the base and could only see Doc and Sister talking about how typically boring the canyon was...
"I'm just saying that this canyon is more boring than you & Tucker together, you know?" Said Sister, trying to calm down Doc, who was a little angry with Sister for a previous commentary that Sister made.
"Yeah, but you could at least be more gentle with what you say, you know? Telling me that I'm boring it hurts me, don't you think?" Doc said with a notorious angry and hurt attitude, then he just turned around & went out of the base to take a walk, then he turned to us & said: "If you need me, I'll be at the cave on the left side of the canyon." At that instant, he turned his head again to the front & went out.
I looked at Sister, who was feeling a little guilty for what she said to Doc, but then she turned around & went out of the base by the other side. After that, I felt a little confused because I couldn't understand at all what happened, but I went out of the base searching for Church & Tucker.
"*Man, this is getting more & more irritating as time keeps going & going; at any moment I'll be tired of this bullshit.*" I thought with some other thought in my head but at that precise moment, Caboose called me from the above part of the base, so I decided to go at where he was.
"I'm coming, Caboose. But, where's Church?" I asked somehow surprised that Caboose wouldn't be with him.
"I don't know, but surely he went to get me a present for being his best friend." Said Caboose with a lot of hope in that what he said was true. I stayed quietly looking at him, I couldn't believe that he was still thinking about that, but... he's Caboose, what could I have done with him?... Of course, nothing.
"Alright then, Caboose, I'll search him somewhere else, thank you." I said to him, making Caboose be happier than before &, eventually, he hugged me thanking me for being his friend. Then, he let me go & I continued searching for Church until I've found him in the middle of the canyon, standing there looking the Red Base; I approached Church & spoke to him.
"Hey, Church, what's up?" I said to him expecting an answer, but he just stayed quietly there... looking at the Red Base.
"Something's wrong, pal?" I asked him, worried about the possibility that he wasn't in his body, but finally, he answered.
"No, well... maybe, did you ever feel like something unexpected is going to happen? Like, I don't know, dying 'cause a stupid trooper of your own team shot you with a tank?" He asked, referring to what happened one month ago, but I could just answer with one single short phrase: "Yes, why?"
"Well, It's just feeling like that's going to happen at any moment; changing the topic, why are you here?" He asked, looking at me expecting an answer, it was at that moment when I realized that he could have witnessed the moment when I spoke with the Reds, so I explained to him everything...
"Church, I'm tired of this stupid civil war we have with the reds, somehow we have to finish this madness... That's why I offered the reds an armistice, so we could be able to stop the fight, also this war is going nowhere & I think I'll go crazy, you know?" I told him hoping that he would understand perfectly the situation &, surprisingly, he did it.
"*Sigh* ...I think you're right, Lorenzo, somehow... I know this is bigger than us." He said just for being interrupted by Tucker...
"BOW-CHIKA-BOW-WOW!" He yelled from the base.
"Tucker, SHUT UP!" Both Church & I yelled to Tucker, who raised up the middle finger & got back with his own stuff. Both of us turned around to see if Sarge was comin' to the accorded point of the realization of the armistice & he did, so I told Church that I was to get the flag, he looked at me for a second, but at that exact moment when I was turning around & heading towards the Blue Base, the ground started to shake at the same time that a big portal appeared from the ground, which attracted Church and Sarge and sucked them inside.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! CHURCH! SARGE!" I yelled trying to know if they were okay, the same did Simmons, who was worried but, at the same time, curious about the portal & at that moment, Caboose appeared & scared, so I fell to the portal, which sucked me in with Simmons, Caboose, Grif & Sister (who were close enough to fall into the portal), after that everything got darker & I fell unconscious.
*It's Red vs Red and Blue vs Blue*
(MEANWHILE IN PONYVILLE'S LIBRARY)
(Spike's Perspective)
I was shocked about what Twilight said, she said that it was HER fault, but how? After receiving that news I convinced myself that there it was more behind what Twi said, so I asked her one question: "Are you sure, Twi? I mean, how it is even possible that this could be all your fault? - I just don't get, Ti."
She stayed quiet a few seconds until she opened her mouth to speak: "I... I... I was doing a teleportation spell outside the library to see if I could teleport from one place to another, but just Applejack arrived and distracted me for a second, which caused me to change the spell I wanted to make and create a great portal, which brought out those... those... creatures; *Sigh* ...I'm sorry, it was not my intention this to happen." She said sadly because of what happened, then she started to cry, so I decided to comfort her, to which she replied hugging me.
"Don't cry, Twi, everything is okay, we're not mad at you, right AJ?" I asked to make sure that she was with this, at that moment, a letter from Princess Celestia & I read it.
My loyal student, Twilight Sparkle;
Something unexpected happened, a mysterious creature wearing armor appeared from a portal and began to create problems for the organizing ponies of the Grand Galloping Gala, terrorizing them and causing the plans for the event to be interrupted; Luna and I managed to knock him out for a while and now we require your immediate presence to investigate what it is, plus there are more cases like these registered in both Ponyville and Canterlot, so I ask you and your friends to come here and to help us with the situation.
Sincerely your mentor, Princess Celestia.
TO BE CONTINUED...
