Hi, my name's Pinkamena Diane Pie, call me Diane for short. For all of you reading this, this is your chance to turn back because once you read the first line, you'll wish you never did. Now don't say I didn't warn you, one of these days you're going to take in a stray that'll really break your heart. Both emotionally and physically *Evil Grin*.

So please do yourself a favor. Hit the back button.

Coverart sauce: https://www.deviantart.com/ta-na/art/pinkamena-520610807 (SFW)