Chapter One – Into the Dimensional Rabbit Hole

Electuroo the Griffon – Missyplaced First

I groan as I started to wake up, everything was fuzzy as I tried to recall what just happened. I slowly got up on to my feet, some unknown reason my whole body first really tight and strange as if I was wearing something that didn't quite fit me. I looked around as my vision came back to find a white marble flooring with stars with colours of different types of cloudy gas high above.

“Wayne Ottercan. Age 31. Supposedly died saving another by taking the bullet for them.” I turn my head around to the source of the voice to come eye to eye with... “Hello I am Missy and welcome to your lucky day!”

“Lucky day?” I asked with a frown. “Your a-”

“Fictional character? Make believe? Deary; I am.” Missy held out a red book before her. “In a sense you are too since there is countless different realities, dimensions, universes and such. It a very big place out there!” She raised a hand up to the air.

The tightness was increasing by the second. “Urg... I why do-”

“Why do you feel so tight? As if your wearing something that getting tighter by the second?” I nod staring at Missy. “It a normal process after the human shell died. Well here anyway. Soon that shell will rip like tissue paper and the new you will emerge.”

“New me? What the hell did you do to me?” I glared at her.

Missy step down the steps from her throne. “It something I did to all life through out time on Earth, it just out of all points in time your my first to come. There no real order in time in which will come.” Missy stood only a few feet from me with calm. “Think of this a second chance in life. You be thanking me.”

“Yeah right wh-” My mouth tore and before the mouth that was once mine was a yellow beak.

“Oh it happening! The metamorphose has begun!” She clapped her hands together. “Now let see what you become!”

I felt all over the tightness fading away with the sound of ripping all over the place, I looked down at my shoes should be with my jeans, they were ripped to pieces with my skin as if it all was one thing showing a pair of yellow lion hind legs and a lion tail. I quickly looked over my back to see a pair of black wings and torn through.

My head and neck felt free and I fell forwards on what I thought was my hands till I felt the dry scaly touch on the surface to find I had now talons in place of my hands. Raising one I stared at it over the beak in my field of vision to see the claw that went backwards was able to be move forwards to a thumb position.

“Well look at that. Don't you make a cute griffon.” She point a finger to a large body length mirror and I stared at it and what stared back at me was a cream and black marking around the eyes and ear tip eagle head with feathers sticking out of the top with orange tips at the end of them. Below around the chest around was black feathered chest to yellow feathers around the forelegs to the bright yellow wrists to talon hands. I had two large black wings and beyond that was the lion hind quarters that was yellow as the feathers before the chest to my tail and paws.

My brown eyes was unchanged by slightly larger I blinked and open my beak to see it was my beak to notice I had teeth as I did a toothy smile to it testing the reflection. I shook my head and turn to Missy with anger. “Oh please don't give me the anger I will make you pay look! It just so adorable the way you look!” She walked over to a hole in the floor with machines around it.

“Turn me back!” I shouted at her flaring my wings open showing a threatening display but it didn't phase her.

“Turn me back...” She mimics in a childish expression. “Please look around you.” I did noticing the dusty remains of what was of my skin, hair and clothing. “That deary is the human you, it gone, dusted, dead. Your what you are now and well depending on what you choose.”

With a few flap of the wings I pushed off the ground and came to a landing before her looking surprised. “How the hell did I know how to do that?”

“You seriously think I got to all this trouble with you humans not to make it as comfortable as possibly can? I am not going to make you all powerful but gave the leveled basics. Like what you are cute griffon.” She scratched under my right ear.

I didn't show anything as she did it. I refused to let her treat me like a pet. “So you gave me the basics like, walking, flying, talking and all that rubbish?”

“Oh I did. But now...” She walk over to a console. “Dimension 295 dash 782 mark 221. This is the Equestrian universe I be dropping you at me dear or...” Missy press a button on the console showing a image to my right of where I was and people looking around surprised at what happened. “I can easily drop you off as you are but dead as a Dodo.”

I peered into the circular hole at the swirling mass of energy changing colours and back at the screen. “Not really leaving me much of choice are ya?”

“I am only so kind to a point poppit.” She look to a watch on her arm. “Please hurry up, my next guest be arriving soon.”

“Death or one way trip to live in-” I paused. “Wait Equus!? That Equestria! In-”

“Yes yes and yes. But what happens all depends on when you arrive. Your story, your life. It a world that runs on the similar bases of the show but there be differences because this is focused on you!” Missy poked my tip of the beak. “Now you have ten seconds to decide.”

I sighed heavily. “Fine... But I know all nine seasons! I-”

“Than as the late River Song says...”

“Spoilers...” I replied looking into it. “I choose to live...”

“Good now be on your way!” She walked around behind me and with a boot to my rump I fell into it.

I had no control in where I was going as I fell through streams of colours, soon it got so bright I covered my eyes with my forelegs as I shout them too till everything goes silent till I start to hear the sound of the wind blowing as well feel it through my fur and feathers.

Groaning I open my eyes to come face to face with a one eye beast skull. “AHHH!” I leap back hitting my back against the wall staring at the skull with bones all around me on the ledge. “Wh-what the hell!?” I looked around to find I was on some cliff ledge for sure. Peering over it I saw nothing below and looking up I could make out what look like a night sky.

“I am quite some way down...” I muttered. “Why the bloody hell did I end up here of-” I noticed something gold. Picking it up with my talon hands I stared at it. “Th-this is the idol of Boreas...” I quickly looked at the bones. “The thief from the story that stole the pride from the griffons of Griffonstone...” I whispered.

“Crraaap...” I groaned. “That means the only way out is to climb up the cliff...” I looked across at the ledge opposite. “I am going to need something to help me climb...” I look to the idol. “God damn it Missy! Your a real piece of bloody work!”

I grabbed hold of the idol jumping over keeping my wings closed I smash the idol into the cliff side pulling my self up and taking hold of a rocky side I pulled it. Lifting my right foreleg up hitting the idol into the side I pulled myself up a big higher. Some how the idol wasn't even getting dented at I climbed out of the abyss.

Feeling the blast of wind and holding tight it felt really strange without any clothes part from the feathers and fur covering my skin now. I grabbed hold of the top of the cliff and with ease I pulled myself over the top of it still holding the idol in my right talon hand. “Well thanks Boreas. You've been a great help.” I said to the statue with a soft laugh lying flat on my back with my hind legs hanging over the edge of the cliff side with my tail.

Looking up at the mostly clear sky as I laid there I could see the moon with the unicorn face on it. “Pre-Nightmare Moon... Perfect...” I muttered to myself and let out a soft sigh. “Well when it Rome I guess...”I held the idol to my chest continue to stare out to the night sky thinking about what I would do with the piss hole that Missy put me in. “Missy... I like her for giving me this second chance but also hate her for being a real ass... She'd be doing that to everyone she will meet...” I muttered.

“Well I'm just going to lay here enjoy the night sky and think what to do...” I whispered. “She also messed with my mind.” I open up a wing pulling it into view, moving it around by will. “I feel natural in this body and my mind saying it fine and I have no need to freak out at what I am cause this is what I am.” I continue to whisper to myself.

I decided to recap on the hell I am in now. “First I go to work as normally as things are, working my shift and than some muck up twat comes in and pulls a gun on my sister... I saw what he about to do so I acted to save her. Than I end up being told I was suppose to die and well the human skin of me was dead cause the female Master Missy whom is real as day and night with the human body to cause a metamorphose after a untimely death.”

I twitched my tail about brushing it against either leg and paws every so often. “Now my sister sees me poof into thin air the world goes ape cause now people that die like I suppose to have will vanish into thin air which will cause a circus, chaos and the whole ten yards of insanity!” I sit up holding up the idol.

“Now I sit on the cliff edge of an abyss with a bloody idol as a damn griffon for the rest of my life and dumped on a world beyond my families reach because Missy had a HEART! You damn piece of work gave me no time to think no time to act and all I could do is think about living so I get a kick up the flank and sent to a world of fiction that now I am part of! DAMN DAMN AND DAAAAMMMMNNN!” I shouted into air and flopped back down on my back groaning as now I am up a creek without a damn paddle.

Suddenly a flash of light and a thud right next to me caused me to quickly spin around and get up on all fours to find a bag sitting on the ground only a few feet from me. It had a set of three black lightning bolts on it, Electuroo the Pegasus cutie mark. My design. “Ooooookaaaay...”

I placed the idol down and sitting down I open up the bag to put my right foreleg in to grab something and pull it out. I saw in my right talon hand a tablet, it had a arrow on it pointing to the middle button saying 'Press Me'.

I did and the screen turns on to show Missy on it. “Ah you finally answered! Took you long enough poppit.”

“Missy? What are you talking about? I was dropped into an abyss next to a pile of bones! I just climbed out of that bloody thing!” I point to it as if she knew what I was talking about and she did...

“Oh good you found the idol of Boreas!”

“Wh-what!? You dropped me into that abyss on purpose!?”

“Indeed I did my griffon friend. But I sort of sent you ahead without the beginners kit.”

I stared at the bag. “You do know having the idol and walking into Griffonstone says 'MAKE ME KING' or you bloody knew that?”

Missy smiled devilishly. “Oh I did deary. But what you do with the idol is up to you.”

I sighed rubbing the bridge of my beak. “Missy... I'm not going OP and being some out right bloody ruler!”

“It up to you poppit. I am not forcing you and you are in a cartoonish world so... You could if you like.” She turn away. “Wait a second! I am talking to the first! Now button it and let me finish!” She turn back to facing me. “Sorry about that, just number three being a bit of an impatient twat.”

“How do I hide it? Not like that bag big enough.”

“Please! You think I will give you a simple old bag!”

I blinked. “Your saying it bigger on the inside?!”

“Oh you said it! I got someone to say it to me and not the Doctor ooooo he be so jealous! Only if he excises in this universe but he doesn't so it wishful thinking.” Missy rambled on. “Now deary have fun with your adventure and one last thing.”

“Yes?”

“Self-destruct in ten...”

“Oh crap crap crap!” I quickly looking around to throw the table and throw it at the abyss it falls below, grabbing the bag and idol I flew from it quick as I could to be caught in the shockwave of the huge explosion sending me rolling a few feet till I can to a stop.

Looking at the huge fireball rising up followed by the sound of cracking and breaking. I watched as a huge chuck of land collapses into the abyss. “Sweet mercy what kind of explosives did Missy back into that thing!? She is nutterey than a nutter!” I put the idol into the bag before anyone might show up, a explosion like that near Griffonstone should attract some attention.

Looking around I found no one was coming. “That really odd...” I rubbed my head. “Woooo... Why the world spinning?” I move my talon hand in front of me noticing bloody. “Oh look bloody... Hehehe...” After that lights out as I fell forwards.