Luna Doesn't Like Wet Dreams

by Deergenerate

Rating: mature
Tags: Spitfire, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Luna, Porn, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Sex
Length: 2271

Luna is patrolling the Dream Realm one night when she makes an extremely startling realization. Literally everyone she is checking in on is having wet dreams!

Luna doesn't like wet dreams. They make her incredibly uncomfortable, because honestly no body wants to see the deepest, darkest desires of other ponies/creatures.

However, one night all she seems to be able to do is stumble into wet dream after wet dream. What luck?

Contains: Straight, Lesbian, Maledom, Femdom, Oral, Vanilla, Themes of BDSM, Foalcon, three ways, toy use and the worst of them all, heterosexual sex in the missionary position. You've been warned.

Published 2019-07-16 06:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-07-16 06:40:01 UTC

Knowing What People Dream About Sucks

Author's Note

I wrote this simply because I was horny one night. Enjoy.

This is a menagerie of very short interconnected clops fics in one big oneshot, the different scenes are cut off by lines, so they are more easily defined.

Not all of the Mane Six are in this story. Only four of them.

Knowing What People Dream About Sucks

Luna wandered the Dream Realm as she always did at night. It was peaceful and quiet as the orb like lights which contained the sleeping dreams of every sentient creature on the planet lazily floated by.

She kept herself isolated to the pony section of the Dream Realm, as other races tended to get pretty uppity when she was found in their heads, namely the dragons and gryphons. Not to mention Yaks generally only dreamed about smashing things, and Hippogryphs never had nightmares any more. As for the changelings... She can only handle so much empathic brain fuckery before she threw in the towel.

Luna shook her head and decided to focus on the task at hand. Guarding dreams. Her task at hoof hit her full force when she heard screaming coming from a nearby dream. Familiar screaming! It was Twilight Sparkle, and her screams were loud and sporadic, as if she was in trouble.

"Twilight having a Nightmare? That's pretty odd." Luna said before she sped towards the orb containing Twilight's dream.

Luna found herself inside the dream of the Alicorn as she heard the screams much more clearly.

"AH! OH! YES FLASH! HARDER!" Twilight screamed from around a corner, past an open door frame. Luna froze in place. Cautiously, she peeked her head around the corner.

Twilight was on her back, forehooves wrapped around the neck of a royal guard, Flash Sentry, she believed his name was. Flash's forehooves, meanwhile were pressed down on her shoulders, pinning her to the bed. The stallion's hips were gyrating quickly as his thick, meaty scepter, coated in both Twilight's juices and his own precum rammed in and out of the Alicorn's inner walls.

Luna found herself blushing as she went unnoticed to the two horny young lovers. Well, one was a horny young lover. The other was a dream.

"You like that you little slut?!?" Flash grunted through clenched teeth.

"Yes! Belittle me more you hunk!" Twilight moaned which honestly shocked Luna, enough to cause her to quietly gasp.

This was a side of her sister's prized student which could only exist in dreams, and she found herself vividly disliking it, despite the wetness of her loins.

"I'm about to claim this cunt you little whore!" Flash swore as he finally thrust forwards and let out a deep roar as Twilight arched her back and spread her wings.

"OH FUCK YES!" Twilight screamed into the night as she was filled by her dream colt toy, squirting a rather large amount of her own femcum all over herself and her stallion's waist.

Luna hoped Twilight had a spell to clean her sheets in the morning.

The Pegasus and Alicorn spent a few good minutes panting and moaning together before Twilight stared up at the Pegasus and locked lips with him. "Let's do that again."

That was Luna's cue to escape as fast as she possibly could. She practically tripped over herself as she stumbled out of the dream and onto the spectral ground of the Dream Realm. Luna found herself breathing heavily as she got her bearings back.

Suffice to say she wouldn't be able to look Twilight in the eyes again for a couple days.

Ahh well, that was just one dream of many. There were PLENTY more dreaming fish in the astral sea. Another dream caught her attention, one that was wildly snaking through the void of dreams. Luna flew closer to it and entered, deciding to amuse herself with the dreams inner working.

Stepping through the bright white shield of the dream, she found herself in Cloudsdale. More specifically, the office of one Spitfire. Ahh good, excitement. One could only imagine what a wonderbolt would dream about.

The door to the room slammed open causing her to instantly cover herself with an invisibility spell. Getting seen in a dream that wasn't a night mare was usually a big no-no.

Luna stepped into a corner of the room as both Rainbow Dash and Spitfire stumbled into the room in the middle of a passionate make out session. The two reached the desk as Rainbow Dash pinned her captain to the desk and wildly peeling the other Pegasus's uniform off.

Luna knew exactly what was going to happen next, but couldn't find herself to leave again. She had to admit, it was really hot, even if it wasn't her cup of tea. But she was curious as to whose dream this actually was.

"Oh Rainbow Dash, you're so cool and awesome! Please take me!" Spitfire said in a rather flat and monotone way.

Definitely Rainbow Dash's dream.

"You know it." Rainbow Dash said as she suddenly was holding a rather long double dildo for them to enjoy. Luna shook her head. The speedster couldn't even dream slowly.

The two Pegasi wasted no time in clearing the desk and climbing atop it. The two were quick to insert the heads of the martial aids into their snatches. It was a rather quick process as they pulled themselves closer to each other along the artificial member. Rainbow always did like it fast a rough. Luna hated herself for using that terminology.

Once the two met in the center, their members grinding against both each other and the rubber aid, the two grunted before pivoting their hips, running themselves up and down, and up and down on the fake member again and again and again, making sure to spend plenty of time with their female organs pressed together.

Luna found herself getting increasingly uncomfortable at the sight.

The Princess of the Night found herself shuddering as she turned to quickly leave once more. This was another memory she would like to suppress.

Luna left the dream right as the two mares loudly screamed eachother's names, full of passion.

"RAINBOW!!!"

"SPITFIRE!!!"

Luna once again shuddered. "Oh sweet sister this is horrible. I need to find another element to wash this taste out of my mouth." Luna said with disgust.

She turned her head quickly to see yet another dream. The dream of Rarity. Yes! She was surely not going to be having such disgusting dreams.

Luna practically dove into the dream of the White Unicorn.

The deep blue Alicorn landed face first in a dimly lit room with a small thud. Luna shook her head and pulled herself up and stared around the room.

The room was, to reiterate, dim and still, only being illuminated via candles. Rose peddles lazily covered the ground, leading up to a bed. Rarity lied on said bed, facing away from her only slightly covered by red silk sheets.

"I've been waiting for you..." Rarity said salaciously as she turned he head to gaze right at her. Luna froze up. Did Rarity know Luna would be coming to her dream? Did she intend to seduce then bed one of the two rulers of Equestria.

"Sorry to keep you waiting." A deep, rather hunky, voice said behind her. Luna glanced down to see she was still invisible. Luna let out a sigh of relieve as that crisis was avoided, only to come back full force when she saw who was behind her.

It was Spike. Only... the opposite of Spike. He was tall and handsome, and had a confident swagger in his steps as he stalked towards the bed. The exact spitting image of the knight form Spike often dreamed about.

"You should know better than to keep a lady waiting. Especially when I put all this effort into readying myself up." Rarity mischievously joked.

"Oh ho, well in that case I might just skip my part of the foreplay." The Dragon said as he suddenly pounced ontop of the unicorn mare.

Spike locked lips with Rarity sensually, before pulling back. The dragon lowered himself, planting short but loving kisses first on her neck, then her chest, then her stomach, before, he buried his maw in her sensitive lower lips. The dragons long forked tongue going to work.

It didn't take x-ray vision or major guess work to tell that Spike was slowly doting over every inch of the Unicorn's sensitive insides, making sure to leave no area untended too.

Rarity moaned as she brought her forehooves to her face, biting one while the other covered one of her eyes. "Y-you are much be-better at this than I assumed darling." Rarity shakily said with a smile as she stared down at her drake. The dragon stopped and pulled his tongue out of her, bringing himself forwards and lining his HUGE member up with her female grace.

"Ready for the main attraction, my dear?" The Dragon asked sensually as he slowly pushed forwards.

"Of course dear." The Unicorn smiled before tensing up as the dragon pushed himself forwards slowly. Finally, after what felt like minutes of slow and purposeful movement, Spike had finally hilted in his dear lady.

Slowly the drake started to pivot his hips, pulling in and out. It started slow at first, before it gradually picked up pace. The Drake smiled down at the Unicorn and the Unicorn smiled back. The two locked lips as Spike grabbed Rarity's forehooves holding her hooves gently as he started to gently ravage the unicorn.

Luna shook her head and turned to leave. It would be best to give the two some privacy. At least Rarity was doing it in the missionary position. She was even noble in her most degenerate of dreams.

"Fluttershy! She's meek and mild. She definitely wouldn't be dreaming of something like that right now right?" Luna said as she found the orb that represented the mindscape of the shyest of the Elements.

Luna stepped into the dream only to be greeted by a sight that made her mouth drop.

Fluttershy stood in front of her in a full black latex dominatrix suit a dark smile on her face. She brought herself up on her hind legs as she looked at a ponified Discord who was bound in leather, wearing a latex hood and a ball gag.

"You've been a bad colt recently Discord." Fluttershy said as she wrapped one of her hooves around the edge of a whip. She pulled it back making a loud crack as she stared at her prey and licked her lips. "Time to be punished."

Luna had never left a dream quicker in her life.

Luna panted in fear as she stared at the dream with a look of pure horror. "W-What the fuck?" She said with panic in her voice. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" She screamed before finally sighing when she saw something that brought whatever hope she had left for the world.

Three dreams, all interconnected, and all orbiting around each other. It was the cutie mark crusaders, her favorite fillies in the world. The three of them were all sharing a dream. It only made sense because the three of them were so very, very, very close to each other.

And they were practically children! No doubt their dream would be free of the taint that plagued their elders.

This preconceptions were instantly shattered when she stepped inside the dream and found all three of them locking lips with each other.

And not in the way Rainbow did it with Spitfire. Rather they were locking mouth lips, with pussy lips in a triangle 69.

Luna's mouth dropped once more as she froze in place. Her eyes twitched and she felt what little innocence she had left be violently stripped away from her.

Scootaloo pulled herself back from Applebloom's crotch and started loudly panting as she wrapped her backleg's around Sweetie belle's head. The small Pegasus's wings wildly flapped as she bucked her hips into Sweetie's face. Her forehooves shot down as they found themselves tussling the unicorn's hair.

"Oh.. Please don... PLEASE DON'T STOP!" Scootaloo screamed as Applebloom started rubbing herself to the sight. Sweetie smiled as her tongue delved ever deeper into the Pegasus. The Pegasus's pants became louder and louder before she rammed her lower lips into Sweetie's face and cried out loudly.

The Pegasus's juices shot out and Sweetie hungrily swallowed them down, clearly savoring the taste of her friends femcum. Sweetie pulled back as Scootaloo flopped onto her back panting.

Sweetie smugly smiled down at the Pegasus before Applebloom pounced ontop of her. The two rolled around together before Applebloom shoved her quivering mare hood into the unicorns face.

Sweetie wasted no time in doing to Sweetie what she did to Scootaloo, which Applebloom graciously reciprocated. The two licked and suckled at each others winking clits before diving tongue first into each others' special places.

The two fillies were seemingly ravenous as they shoo with pleasure as they found themselves unable to do anything but focus on pleasuring each other.

Applebloom was the first to buck her hips and cry out, evidently Sweetie was the better of the two, but Sweetie soon joined in the cries of bliss as she was brought to the absolute peak of bliss.

Luna frowned deeply as she shook her head. The spell she was using to enter the Dream Realm immediately stopped and the princess turned to her room.

"I QUIT!" She screamed as she slammed the doors that lead to her balcony.