Doublemint is your typical Castle Guard. Tasked with protecting Princess Twilight Sparkle, most of his days involve standing around, looking intimidating, and fucking the Princess into a sweaty mess. The only downside to an otherwise perfect posting is when he has actual work to do, such as escorting his Princess on a very important diplomatic mission. Thankfully, his fellow Guards are there to provide all the entertainment he could need.

This story contains cheating and cuckoldry; voyeurism and exhibitionism; bisexy ponies getting freaky; and a Guard who just wants things to stay the same. Also sex.

Assisted by LovinglyBourbon.
_{Patch Notes: Renamed Flamingo to Carnaval. Made things messier.}